[five star match intensifies]

when are they finná getting nose jobs

>>2961533
Kek Asuka so doesn't want to be there

>>2961533
cute animu girls desu

Asuka making a face most people make when they smell bad BO or breath but they're trying to be polite about it.

Asuka hated the joshi scene for years. You can tell that she doesn't respect Kairi.

>>2961614
Absolutely worked.

She even made peace with Io

>>2961533
Who uploaded the photo OP? The one that Kairi uploaded is different

>>2961657
Myself

>>2961690
Literally who.

>>2961657
This one is on Asuka's IG. Kairi put a hat filter on her IG upload.

>>2961533
More like 4 stars. No tokyo dome buff and there is a WWE debuff.

>>2961712
Thanks

>>2961657
Asuka. They must have taken multiple photos

>>2961737
>implying you need be in the Dome for 5 stars

*laughs Stone Pitbullishly*

>>2961614
Asuka hating Joshi was little more than a persona she used to become the top heel on the scene. Everybody from fans to promoters got worked hard.

>>2961533
HEY DAVE MELTZER FANBOYS HAS A WOMEN'S 1 ON 1 MATCH EVER GOT 5 STARS RATING OR IS DAVE A SEXIST MISOGYNIST BIGOT

>>2961771
Toyota has like a billion 5 star matches and one 5+ star match

Dave loves him some Joshi

>>2961767
Why did she refuse to work for Stardom if it was all just a work?

>>2961775
BASED DAVE RATING THE CAMRY AND COROLLA 5 STAR MATCHES AS A SHOOT

>>2961781
>Everybody from fans to promoters got worked
>Everybody from fans to promoters got worked

>>2961781
Because she and Nanae Takahashi, one of the co-founders, hated each other. There was never any desire on either side for her to work with Stardom. Nanae left the promotion eventually so if Asuka had stayed in Japan past 2015 then she almost certainly would have worked there by now.

>>2961803
>she almost certainly would have worked there by now
Io Shirai did say she wanted Asuka to be her opponent at the 10th anniversary show earlier this year and was disappointed when she went to WWE as a result

We truly live in the worst timelime

>>2961814
And now WWE has given Io the finger so any chance of that match ever happening is truly dead. I'm seething and I bet Io is too.

>>2961533
vince doesn't like fun or money so it won't happen

>>2962226
It will happen on NXT.

>>2961533
>kairi looks genuinely happy, leaning in for photo
>asuka forcing a smile, leaning away from kairi
What did they mean by that?

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>>2962274
People will say that it was a work but Asuka didn't like the aproach that Joshi wrestling took in the last 10 years. (Picking pretty girls instead of good workers) Kairi was an example of that. Stardom literally hired her and trained her based on her looks.

>>2961614
That'll change quickly when they work together. Kairi isn't just a pretty face.

>>2962424
Yeah, she improved a lot but who knows what she thinks of her.

>>2961533
Io Shiretty will keep breaking her neck in bingo halls while these two roll in dimes and praise. Based.

>>2962718
That just makes WWE look dumb as fuck since they're the ones that rejected the best in the world

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>>2962735
And now are shitting the bed because Kairi got a concussion and a neck injury already.

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>>2962744
Looks like she'll have to keep the title for another year since the incident midgets are made of glass

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>>2962754
>tfw asuka might surive the main roster scripting because they can't script her body language

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>>2962983
>thinking they can't

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>>2962754
>Looks like she'll have to keep the title for another year

get a load of this idiot.

newsflash, fedora tipper: she's not keeping the title for another MONTH since she's dropping it to ember moon at takeover.

>mfw i can't wait to see you clueless fedorians seethe with impotent rage after asuka loses clean as a whistle in a few weeks

>>2963087
>sperging out this hard over a tongue in cheek post
The autism is strong. I won't be angry in the slightest if Asuka loses to Ember. Either result is fine by me.

asuka needs to win via eye-poke

poke those shitty contacts out

>>2963087
shut the fuck up ya embarrassing spastic

>>2962983
>No! Asuka! No!

>>2963192
>Pure Kairi not sure how to react
>Roastie Io loving every second of it

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>tfw pirate vs clown

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>>2963263
>Pure

Reminder that she probably fucked Thorne last night.

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>>2964270
Americanized Kairi...

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>>2964270
Speaking of Thorne, which one of you autist replied to him with this shit?

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>>2964373
Kek, Thorne and Waifu baiting Kairi got exposed af

>>2963011
She pointing at the end, after the slap was so much: "Yo, look at this shitter, Embah Who, amirightguys!"
Smug Asuka is best Asuka.

>>2961533
BASED

>>2963683

When do we get undead zombie asuka?

>>2964928
she adds a clown after every tweet no, so maybe when she loses

>>2964373
kek

>>2964928
Monster heel run after she loses to Ember

>>2964270
Waifufags BTFO

>>2962424
No shit, she's an ugly face

>>2965452
Gay

Asuka > Kairi.

Asuka has patrician taste in music and videogames and isn't hanging out until 3am like Kairi does.

Prove me wrong.

>>2966767
That's because Asuka is a fat old loser with no friends

>>2966770
Or because she isn't retarded enough to throw her career like that.

>>2961533
I'd like to match up with that star and intensify her 5 times.

>>2967320
The most successful wrestlers of all time were party animals with active social lives

>>2967353
Different environment. The PC looks like a place to go for vacations instead of a training facility. No wonder that they haven't produced a good talent in years.