/asp/ BTFO!

its weird the tweet he was responding to was about sami zayn who is 2 inches taller than cena

>>2961483
wow obese NEET /asp/ies who think using insider terms makes them a wrestling knowitall BTFO

>>2961483
heh...

One by one they attack us... one by one they fall...

We've BTFO NwowolfpacTV, Undertaker and Adam Cole...

If you come at the king, you best not miss sweetie

>>2961483
Dave doesn't like to be reminded of his own manlet status.

>>2961491
slaaaay

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>>2961483
>don't make fun of my vanilla midgets
What a mark

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>>2961483

>>2961514
kek, Dave must be 6'2 or some shit, fucking manlet

>>2961516
You mean 5'6

>>2961516
More like 5'8 those guys don't look tall

>>2961518

He meant 5'2 probably...

>>2961518
>>2961521
lmao no-one is that small, normal sized dudes are 6'4+ ya fucking freaks

>>2961483
>"d-d-don't make f-fun of da little guys!!!"

What did Big Dave Meltzer mean by this?

>>2961524
6'5" is average height in the Western World.

UM DELET THIS

>>2961483
This pathetic loser can't BTFO anyone. He's the worst of all.

>>2961483
I'm surprised he didn't compare "vanilla midget" to "nigger" or "faggot"

>>2961483
Meltzer still being worked into a shoot over comments he reported Nash said in 1999

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>>2961483
Um, sweetie, you do realize the guy who invented the term "vanilla midget" was insecure, right cutie pie?

Good thing we use the word manlet, not vanilla midget. Based Meltzer putting /asp/ over.

>>2961549
That's rich considering Nash has been bitching about that Rock promo for over 15 years.

>>2961594
He hasn't. Talked about on 3 occasions when asked in interviews in 15 years. You're not fooling me.

>implying Vince won't change the finish to Meltzer vs /asp/ *cough*

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>>2961561
@27:51

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj4EkZLAjKQ

>Nash insecure
yeah right

How would Meltzer no if Nash is insecure? by getting fed info from people who dislike Nash?

If anyone is insecure it's Meltzer hence claiming he has abs better than John Morrison but never showing them.

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>>2961643
>5'6" old man claiming he has better abs than John Morrison

>>2961612
So valiant of you to defend your husbando Wolfcuc

>>2961643
>If anyone is insecure it's Meltzer hence claiming he has abs better than John Morrison but never showing them.

Imagine being this fucking obtuse

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>>2961514

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>>2961652
Meltzer is a mongoloid

>>2961561
Manlet Meltz is fucking delusional. Flippy manlets have never drawn a dime (with the exception of masked manlets like Mysterio who can move merchandise).

Big Guys will always rule the roost.

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>>2961673
Nigga looks like Shemp Howard.

>>2961561
Damn didnt know Meltzer invented the term "vanilla midget"

>>2961675
>lowest-drawing WWF Champion of ALL-time is Diesel

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>>2961688

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Was he the goat manlet wrestler?

>>2961695
>don't even disguise the bait
>nEEtWolfcucTV still rushes in

>>2961483
Dave worked into a shoot. Who the hell takes him seriously these days?

>>2961699
would help if I was based WolfpacTV but i'm just a guy who follows him on twitta

>>2961700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUbGSeKlMw8&t=6s

>>2961700
Nash

>>2961714
His ring style would suggest otherwise.

>>2961726
whoosh

>>2961483
P-please stop bullying my vanilla midget indy darlings they put on 5 star matches that I rate.

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>>2961514
UH... GUYS!!!! GUYS!!!!!!

Is Manlet still PC?

Cool

>>2961887
>what are phones?

>>2961901
Unless you're talking about the receiver to one of those old school rotary phones, that shit looks nothing like a phone. That's a big scoop in his pants.

>>2961483
BASED BIG DICK DAVE

>how will /aspies/ ever recover?