Wendys

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HOLY SHIT

WTF I LOVE FROSTYS NOW

>>2958429
>angry manlet gets worked by Wendys

>>2958429
>"austinariesbook.com"

Fuck he must be seething that he's still being associated with the cruiserweight division he thought he was too good for

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Based Wendy's working the bald vegan manlet into in a literal shoot

>dissing based wendys

wtf i hate aries now

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>>2958429
JUST

does Cornette run the Wendy's twitter?
Aries get fucking destroyed.

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>>2958463
>austinariesbook.com

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>>2958429
Imagine being this BTFO by a fast food twitter account when you're trying to promote your shitty vegan book

He's going to go transgender I'd put money on it.

How long before this geek begs Jeff Jarrett for a job?

>indy geek manlet who was kicked to the curb by WWE, TNA, and ROH

who could possibly give 2 shades of a fuck about Austin Aries story? Who wants to here about the wild tales from orlando and about how he drew a huge 46 person house in a chicago armory?

>>2958489
its not even a career book, its a book about being vegan lmao

>>2958497
>has to write a book about being a Vegan because his wrestling career was such nothing

>>2958488
90 days are almost up https://youtu.be/4lwxPLcezCw

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All these ideas and none of you believe he's on suicide watch?

>>2958513
33.3% Chance

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>>2958524
>his finisher is last chancery

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Anybody else miss Based Dave Thomas? His commercials were super comfy.

>>2958526
Where's Steiner he can do the math

>le based wendy's meme
hello el leddito
btw aries is shit

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>>2958533
FACT: Dave's Hot and Juicy is the best fast food burger.

>>2958478
>Food Fight: My Plant-Powered Journey from the Bingo Halls to the Big Time

...and back to the bingo halls.

Are there any alt right vegans? seems like every one of them is with her

>>2958529
Based Dave drew all the dimes, RIP

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>>2958552
Eww

>>2958545
>to the big time
>aka wrestlemania dark match

>>2958550
try reddit

>>2958552

Cauliflower is shit

I rate bananas tho

How could anyone think going completely vegan is healthy? CM Phil looks like he caught the aids since going vegan.

>>2958552
anyone else think that banana look like a dolphin

>>2958574
bryan went vegan and his career was over in less than 4 years

Maybe if he wasn't vegan he could've been on the main roster and gotten a non-preshow match at Wrestlemania

>>2958579
upvote

>>2958582

He actually had a legit medical reason for going vegan tho.

>>2958593
xD!

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>getting worked by a fast-food restaurant
The absolute state of this man

>>2958601
No

>>2958601
there had to be other ways to get around his ailment. he just wanted to be a good goyim sjw

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she cant keep getting away with it.

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>>2958429
Holy fuck
>Getting BTFO by a fast food joint

fucking state of austin aries lmao

>>2958608

> Falling for /pol/
> In 2000 plus 10 plus 7

>>2958429
VEGANETTY SEETHING

>>2958608
Embarrassing. I pity the parents that have to look after a sperg like you.

One of the most overrated indy guys of all time.

>>2958678
ding-dong diddly worked

>>2958563
>>2958554
fags

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>>2958429
Oh shit she's going for the pin!

I fucking love Wendy's

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>>2958477
"I bought you fuckin' Wendys!"

Based Square Patties Working the Smarks

When you get buried by Wendy's, there's no coming back. A Double is donezo.

Maybe Adam Rose is hiring car washers on his used car lot.

>>2958436
>implying you didn't like frostys before
We all know you did fat ass just like we all know I like to melt frostys just enough so I can pour them in my gaping asshole

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>>2958429

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Uh oh.

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>>2959435
B A S E D

>>2958725
This

>>2959435
Wendy's down with LOS
already ahead of the rest of the western marks who drool over "MUH BULLET CLUB" who haven't been cool since 2015.

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>>2959449
ourfastfood guys

>>2958812
True Internet champion

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>>2958429
>mfw i see this bitchy little manlet whining CONSTANTLY

vegan + midget = massive chip on his teeny, tiny widdle shoulder

>>2959402
>wendy's going over the big hog

brutal AF

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>>2959435
>>2959449
Love her. She's /ourgal/.

>>2958601
which was?

>>2959550
he has a low t-cell count

>>2958429
Absolutely besmirched by based Wendy's. How will A double ever recover.

>>2959402
Holy shit which one of you autists runs Wendy's Twitter?

>>2958467
Why is everyone making the Wendys girl hot

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>>2959402
HOLY FUCK

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The banter

Is Wendy's unironically /ourfastfoodjoint/?

>>2958429
Jesus Christ!!! He may be going through a midlife crisis. How does one manlet get worked into such a big shoot by fucking Wendy's?

>>2959449
/ourgal/

>>2958532
RIGHT HERE ANON.
NOW, USUALLY THE ODDS OF SOMEONE COMMITTING SUICIDE ARE 50 50. HOWEVER, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT AUSTIN ARIES, AND, LIKE HIM OR NOT, HE'S A TOUGH SON OF A BITCH, SO WE'LL REDUCE THAT CHANCE TO 33.33% CHANCE OF SUICIDE (REPEATING OF COURSE). HOWEVER, WHEN YOU TAKE THAT 33.33%, THAT'S INCLUDING BEING IN THE WWE. SINCE HE MADE IT "TO THE BIG LEAGUES" AS HE CALLED IT AND GOT SO DISAPPOINTIED THAT HE IMMEDIATELY LEFT, HIS EMOTION AND MOOD ARE LIKELY TO BE DEPRESSED. DEPRESSION IS THE #1 CAUSE OF SUICIDE, SO WE'RE GONNA TAKE THAT 33.33% CHANCE AND ADD AN EXTRA 11%, THAT MEANS CHANCES OF ARIES SUICIDE IS NOW 44% IN ADDITION, THE RETURN TO THE INDIES HAS PROVEN TO BE A VERY HARSH RETURN (SEE ALBERTO DEL RIO). AS WE ALL KNOW, TNA IS SUPERIOR THAN WWE AND NEW JAPAN IN EVERY WAY, SO HIS CHANCES OF GETTING A GOOD PLACE IN THE WRESTLING MARKETS ARE DROPPED BY 66%, MAKING HIS CHANCES OF SUICIDE 100%. ONE THING WE SHOULD KEEP IN MIND ABOUT IS THE FACT THE ARIES IS A VEGAN. IF SOMEONE'S A VEGAN ,THEY DON'T EAT MEAT, SO THEY AREN'T GETTING ALL THE REQUIRED NUTRIENTS AND VITAMINS. SO, IN ADDITION TO SUICIDE, THERE'S A 54 AND 3/8ths% CHANCE OF DEATH FROM LACK OF NOURISHMENT. SO IN CONCLUSION, THE CHANCES OF AUSTIN ARIES KILLING HIMSELF IS AROUND 154 AND 3/8ths%

>>2959642
It's posts like this that make /asp/ worthwhile. Good job fag.

>>2959435
I don't eat fast food, but I'm down to buy some fries and a beverage from them. Based as fuck.

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>>2959642
Pat yourself on the back, nigger.

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>tfw no Wendy's close to me anymore after the one five minutes away got turned into a Starcucks literally overnight

I don't get it

>>2959745
That would work me into a shoot brother. I hate Starbucks

wendys is actually fucking garbage. its on the tier of burger king. fucking dogshit

>>2959781
hello Ronald

>>2959781
Ronald McDonald worked into an absolute shoot by based Wendy's. Ding-Dong Diddlyseething on suicide watch bout to end it all tonight.

>>2959781
Hello A double!

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Anyone have a shot of the cancer comment he made?

>>2958552
wow this piece of shit is more cringe than cm phil

>>2958563
Cauliflower is Based neck yourself, pinhead

I dated a girl who did the same thing this wendys person does for a cough drop company. Shit was so boring and tame and it blew my mind that she got paid for it. The wendys and sonic twitters are the only ones with actual talent.

If only their was a way to acknowledge that Wendy's destroyed A-Double's rectum without also eating their terrible food like a clapping retard.

>>2959954
Follow Wendy's on Twitter and cook your own meals. It's really not hard retard.

>>2959954
Give em' a follow and tweet at them telling them how they ding-dong diddly destroyed A-Double.

>>2959579
Girl bullies are hot. I want Wendy to bully my dick.

>>2959435
Literally buying a burger meal there tommorow and haven't in a year.