SHHTAMINA!

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OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY

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*whines about something Booker T said*

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>DIS IS CALLED, AS WE SAY IN THA HOOD, TAKIN' IT TO THA STREETS

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If you were to build a sports entertainer from the ground up, you'd get Randy Orton

What made Miz and Cena promo battles on the Road to Mania this year so uncomfortable to watch was when both of them made fun of each other for not being able to get their women pregnant.

Miz cut to close to home implying Cena is impotent after his 20 plus years nonstop of being so roided up. This hit him where it hurts as a few minutes later Cena is grabbing Miz by the balls while the crowd is wondering why things have gotten so gay. If you slow it down here and look in the background towards Maryse you can see an anguished disappointment sour look cross her face and she's not that good at acting.

What this tells me is the only reason Maryse came back to WWE is that her and Miz have been trying to have a child for a while but can't.

Cena and Miz are both impotent.

>>2957812
What the hell no WWE commentator ever said this

>>2957811
>>2957807
Jibble and Booker are the only likeable commentators. They fucking suck at calling wrestling but they have personality. Byron, Tom Corey, and Saxton have zero identity and sound like they are actively being molded into Michael Cole replacements, especially Tom.

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*BLACK POP CULTURE REFERENCE*

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WHAT DA HEY-ULL? WIF DA GREATEST OF EASHGE! DIS MAN'S GOIN' IN MY FAVE FIVE!

>>2957819
>Corey has zero identity
I think the guy looks like a humongous faggot, but that's simply not true.

2017! 2017! 2017!

>>2957864
Name one interesting thing he's said on the main roster. Whether it's his fault or not he's lost any personality he may have had at NXT

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>>2957882
He literally memed a PPV into existence.

>>2957819

I think Tom plays a good straight man. Replace Byron with someone better it would be a great commentary team.

>>2957818
Saxton said it last week you ding-dong diddly mark

>>2957889
Tom reminds me of Todd Grisham. They both just have really nerdy, beta nu-male voices that aren't well suited for wrestling.

>>2957823
IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

FIE TIME FIE TIME FIE TIME FIE TIME FIE TIME
WCW CHAMPEON

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>>2958668

The shit commentators are a huge reason the company sucks. No Gorilla, or Ventura, or Heenan, or JR. Just a bunch of shit.

Cory Graves and Tom Phillips were a great commentary team on NXT.
The reason commentary is so bad on the main roster has nothing to do with talent and everything to do with what they aren't allowed to do on live tv.

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>>2957889
Just put JBL/Cole/Booker T on one show, and have Tom/Corey/Big Show on the other.

>>2957889
Just put JBL/Cole/Booker T on one show, and have Tom/Corey/Big Show on the other.

>>2957812
This is true.