KING OF SPERG STYLE

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>"WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING!?"
>"What do you mean...?"
>"WHY THE HELL IS HE SPAZZING OUT LIKE THAT?"
>"Oh that's just a part of his charisma. It's what makes him cool."

Nakamura needs to be more drunken savant and less aspergers.

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>"Why the hell is everybody cheering for him?"
>"He's badass and has great entrance music...."
>"What makes him badass?"
>"W-well you know... He's Japanese"

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>"WHY DID HE JUST DO THAT!??"
>"Do what?"
>"He just made the creepiest looking wink at the camera!"
>"Well, that's just a part of his charm. He's unhinged"
>.........

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>>2957116
>mfw I'm literally the only person on this board who actually likes Japamura

>>2957176
I like him too, he just makes me cringe a lot.
I used to think he was really cool, I think the worship he gets from autistic fans chanting his theme song ruined it for me.

>>2957183
I like the autism and his theme is catchy.

>>2957194
it sounds godlike without spergs chanting over it.

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Is autism a Jap thing? Why are they all like this?

>>2957116
Tired of that overrated chink already 2bh lads.

>>2957203
>being cute and blowing the fuck out of schnozz goblin
BASED

>>2957176
You're not alone, brother.
>>2957183
If he makes you cringe a lot, you don't like him. Or you're engaging in smark virtue signaling, which should be a banable offense.

>>2957116
Micheal Japson

BKOSSWTAS

>>2957176
Nah, Nakamura is unironically my favorite current wrestler. I agree that he's been overdoing the WaCkY stuff a bit, though.

The thing with Nakamura is that he's cool and can do whatever stuff he actually wants as long as he actually kicks ass in the ring. But now that he's on WWE, he spends 80% of the time doing entrances and wacky gestures and 20% of the time actually kicking people.

>>2957275
Nah, not to me. I counted at least 3 things he did in his match vs. Cena that' I've been waiting to see since he got to the main roster. The wacky stuff is part of his charm in my opinion. He's silly and lolrandom but he'll kill you.

>>2957282
>He's silly and lolrandom but he'll kill you.
That's the thing. The "he'll kill you" stuff is not so present now.

>>2957282
I'm not saying he shouldn't be wacky. I'm saying he's overdoing it. I suspect it's the backstage forcing him to be more consistent in his shtick.

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Imagine getting so worked by the King of Strong Style you start a thread like this.

>>2957116
Rent free

I can't believe Vince paid millions for the NJPW equivalent of Dean Ambrose. You never spend that much on a companies lazy midcard comedy act.

>it's a "trailer >>>/trash/ is scared by a Shin Nihon puroresura" thread

>>2957285
Did we already forget what he did to BMJ's neck?

>>2957533
He wasn't a midcard comedy act. He main evented plenty of WKs.

>>2957978
Dean Ambrose never main evented WrestleKingdom you dumb bastard.

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>>2957988

I just imagine him being drunk every time he comes out and wrestles.

The CHARISMA

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>"Has he had a stroke or something!? Why the hell does he always squint the right side of his face!?"
>"......Can you just stop pls. You're being a total smark right now."
>"My bad, I'm just completely confused and have no idea what he's trying to go for."

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>>2957288
That's most likely exactly it. Vince thinks he's some wacky fucking PT Barnum. Everything has to be some carny fucking spectacle to him.

>>2957126

this was actually pretty accurate to the convo me and a sibling had on tuesday while watching his match

Nakamura's weird gyrating is fine. You want to see embarrassing bullshit look at Kyle O Reilly's debut on NXT.

>>2959860
Why would some random jobber acting retarded be embarrassing?

>>2958626
>Why the hell does he always squint the right side of his face!?"
The left side of the brain hosts empathy and is connected to the right eye, smart fighters know that if you close it and only use your logical vision, you can instinctively punch much harder.

>>2960487
Nice meme, but it falls apart when you suggest that wrestlers are trying to hurt eachother by punching as hard as possible

>>2957116
Anti-smark worked into a shoot because Nakamura is Vince's guy and BASED Big Match John put him over clean.

>>2957116
They should have him drink a shit tonne of saki before matches.
Would get him over

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>>2960506
I unironically like this idea. Or at least have him drink it backstage.

>>2957176
He's my favorite wrestler in WWE.

>>2957176
I like him
His matches are fucking shit though

>>2957116
>His gimmick is that he is terrible so much that he is fascinating.

Smarks will literally defend this.

In Japan is a normal character, you need to open your mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U65CJbJ2FU0

>>2960998
hard gay is less cringe than nakamura. Hardo-gsay is based.

>>2957116

Get used to seeing him he's a future champion.

He's going to Wrestlemania as champion pal.

>>2960506
>saki

baka

>>2960506
>saki

baka

>>2960691
His match VS Baron Corbin at Smackdown was pretty good and his match at Cena would have been great if not for the shit crowd and rushed pacing with plenty of commercials cutting in.

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>>2959860
Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

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SPEERRRG BUMP

>>2957183

Glad i'm not the only one who finds theme song chants cringe.

While were on the subject:

-"You Deserve It"
-"Womens Wrestling"
-"This is awesome"

All terrible and reddit tier

>>2964578
Imagine if /asp/ was the crowd of WWE and the cringe chants they'd chant:

>GOOKAMOORA

>>2964578
I find them cringe with the exception of Sami Zayn. Not a fan of his but it definitely suits the spirit of ska music and his general character. With nakamura its just completely unnecessary. I hate when people actually cheer less since they're sitting on their hands in anticipation of an epic chant or song

>>2957116
Rent
Fucking
Free

>>2957116
>falling for the aspergers jew
kek

>>2957116
Le Cameltoe Man

>>2966836
that feel when cant unsee it now

>>2966836
it's a disgustingly large cameltoe

>"OH MY GOD!! Who is that!?"
>"Oh that's Nakamura. He's like a weird Japanese Michael Jackson with asperger's"
>Yeah but what does he do
>Oh he's a wrestler
>You watch wrestling? You know it's fake right *walks away*

>>2957203

Japanese culture is so concerned with hiding all displays of genuine emotion in public that it comes out if goofy ass ways when they can finally can.