REVAMPED SUMMERSLAM BOOKING

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>>2953412
MAIN SHOW
>Miz vs Jordan vs Elias vs Kalisto vs Crews vs Cass: Ladder Match
Angle tries to book it one-on-one for Jordan but Steph returns and insists that there is too much talent in the roster to justify that. Angle comes out to introduce the match, putting great emphasis on his son Jason Jordan. Angle then sits down at commentary and again continues to emphasize his son Jason Jordan. Kalisto can get a big show-off flippy spot and Crews can get a slightly smaller one. Both men should get larger-than-usual support due to the diversity of the New York crowd. Cass throws guys around the ring light it's no problem (especially Kalisto) but then there's a spot where he and Elias are evenly matched in power and hostility, which gives Crewa an opening to take out both men from the top rope. As Crews climbs the ladder, the Miztourage pulls him off the ladder but Titus drags both men out of the ring and lays them out. However, Neville comes running down the ramp and tips over the ladder with Crews on top of it. After that fall, Crews is out for the rest of the match while Neville laughs at Titus and walks off. Cass tries to climb the ladder but Elias smashes a guitar on his back. Elias and Kalisto climb the ladder leading to a Selena Del Sol all the way to the ground. Kalisto tries to get up but eats a Skullcrushin Finale from Miz. Jordan tosses Miz around the ring while Angle applauds and walks down to the ring. Miz gets tossed out and Angles tosses a ladder in. Angle continues to applaud as his son climbs the ladder behind him. Cass gets back in the ring but Angle clotheslines him. Jordan wins.

>>2953416
>Ambrose vs Rollins: Inferno Match
Ambrollins vs Shesaro gets booked for Summerslam. Tensions between the two men continues to build. Dean and Seth are facing the Revival on Raw. Dean refuses to tag in for Seth, giving Revival the win. Dean hits Seth with a chair and leaves him for Revival to attack his leg. Rollins comes out the week before Summerslam to announce this match, talking about how rehab was a living hell for him and how he would show Ambrose exactly what his personal hell felt like. Ambrose comes out at Summerslam first and dumps a box full of weapons into the ring. Seth comes out in an encore of his Wrestlemania entrance, this time setting the ropes on fire. Seth slides into the ring and the match begins. This match is grapple-heavy, with both men shirtless and sweating in the heat to draw that Twilight money. Seth sets up for a curb stomp but refuses to do it out of guilt, then gets down on his knees and tells Dean "it's okay to hit me. I deserve it." Seth holds his arms out like a cringeworthy cross and Dean smacks him with the chair, then hits a Dirty Deeds for the win.

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>>2953420
>Styles vs Owens: Special Guest Ref Shane McMahon
Everything they've been doing but bigger and longer and without holding anything back. I want to see big moves get kicked out of. Owens kicks out of a Styles Clash and Styles kicks out of a powerbomb onto the apron. Owens tries to use the belt to hit Styles but Shane grabs it off of him. In the struggle, Styles goes to superkick Owens but hits Shane instead. False finish where Owens delivers a frog splash to almost pin Styles while his shoulder is up but Shane catches it. Owens tries to hit the cannonball but Styles rolls out of the ring and Owens drives his own back into the turnbuckle. Styles gets back in and superkicks Owens who reclines back in the corner. Shane sets a trash can up on Owens and Styles goes for the coast to coast but Owens jumps up and slaps Styles out of the air with the trash can. Shane almost ends the match but Owens grabs his arm and yells at him that he was the one who brought the trash can in to begin with. Shane reluctantly continues the match, Owens hits a Pop-Up Powerbomb and wins the title.
>Naomi vs Natalya
Naomi looks strong but Natalya keeps working Naomi's left ass cheek. Naomi hits a rear window knocking out Natalya but begins to clutch at her left ass cheek in pain. Carmella comes out to tease a cash-in. Natalya rolls up Naomi, Namoi kicks out but Natalya transitions into a sharpshooter. The pain in Naomi's left ass cheek is too much and she taps out. Natalya stares down Carmella who decides not to cash-in.
>Sheamus & Cesaro vs The Revival vs The Hardyz vs Gallows & Anderson: TLC Match
A glorios clusterfuck of talent and mayhem. Just hand them the stipulation and tell them to do whatever the hell they want with no restrictions. Sheamus & Cesaro retain.

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>>2953423
>Balor vs Wyatt
The Demon's entrance will get a huge pop since we haven't seen it in so long. It turns out the Demon is way more frightened of the crabwalk than most wrestlers are, which brings a creepy wide smile to Bray's face. The Demon is shown to be a much stronger than Bray, winning most lock-ups and with Bray selling the shit out of his strikes. Bray uses the crabwalk a few times to chase the Demon out of the ring and catch his breath. Over time Bray manages to tire out the Demon, and especially whenever Finn is on the ground Bray takes care to keep him on the ground. Finn goes to the top rope for his finisher when the lights go out and a red spotlight hits Finn. "He's got the whole world in his hand" is sung out in the voice of witchlike old woman. The lights turn on and Bray is in the crabwalk which shocks the Demon into falling forward off the ropes. Finn rolls out of the landing but into a Sister Abigail which gives Bray the victory. Afterward, the Demon is seen folling Bray in a trancelike state back up the ramp.
>Mahal vs Nakamura
Since Nakamura is not American, Mahal wants to be more respectful and he tells the Singhs not to interfere. The match emphasizes their stiff striking and Nakamura's ability to counter all of Jinders big attempts. Nakamura goes over. Corbin comes out to cash-in. The Singhs hold him back before Mahal joins them to beat down both Nakamura and Corbin and walk off with the belt in hand.

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>>2953430
>Bliss vs Bayley vs Banks
Jax brags about injuring Bayley's shoulder and asks for a championship match. Banks goes over Jax and declares herself the new number one contender, which Angle agrees to. Bayley returns from injury after a week off and the triple threat is made. Sasha turns heel and attacks Bayley's shoulder to keep the injury fresh. Bayley is bandaged up at Summerslam and is never guaranteed to compete until her music hits. Bayley's shoulder keeps her down for a lot of the match. Bliss and Banks contniue to work well together. Bliss rakes at Sasha's eyes and almost makes Sasha tap but Bayley comes to the rescue. Banks thanks Bayley by throwing her shoulder-first into the turnbuckle. While the ref checks on Bayley and Banks gloats, Bliss puts on a brass-knuckle version of her skeleton glove and knocks Banks out. Bayley gets back up and breaks the pin. The ref takes the glove off of Bliss causing her to throw a tantrum, which allows Bayley to land a Bayley-to-Belly. Bliss kicks out, so Bayley goes to the top rope and delivers an elbow drops to Bliss and pins her to win the championship. With Banks out cold being examined by doctors, Bliss crying on the floor clutching her stomache, and Bayley sitting in the ring with the belt in her lap and her shoulder in terrible pain; Carmella's music plays. She takes her time skipping down the ramp as Ellsworth waddles behind her. She cashes in and easily defeats Bayley to become Raw Women's Champion.
As a side-note: Raw will refuse to accept Ellsworth along with Carmella. Ellsworth will stay on Smackdown and Carmella will instead walk around with Big Cass.

ok

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>>2953434
>Lesnar vs Reigns vs Strowman vs Joe
Lesnar gets taken out for a good chunk of the match by a running powerslam by Strowman on the ramp. Reigns and Joe continue to feud but also work together to fight off Strowman. Joe puts Reigns to sleep but the ref controversially doesn't call for the match to end in submission. Strowman dives on Joe from the top rope. Lesnar wins after giving Strowman an F5.
>SIDE NOTES
Enzo has a skit with Stewart talking about New York.
Breezango reveals who the killer is in another video.
Charlotte and Becky appear in a segment with Bayley and Sasha that teases hostilities between all four.
Steph, HHH, Shane and Bryan come out to discuss a trade for Carmella. Cena comes out and announces his intention to face Jason Jordan at No Mercy. That raises the price Raw has to pay so it is agreed that whoever gets pinned in the main event (Strowman) will be traded for Carmella and Cena. They also plug the Mae Young Classic, and spend a little bit of time pretending to care about brand wars.
Asuka shows up in a bra and panties to roll around in macaroni salad.

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>>2953420

ok.

>actually taking the time to write all of this

>>2953447
>Being a fanboy
How dare I enjoy this more than you, I know.

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>thinking im fínna read all that

nigga we aint scientists here

>>2953435
>>2953439
>>2953447
>>2953469
>>2953472
I want to thank you all for reading my posts.

Bumping quality threads

I'm not reading all this bullshit

This card sucks

>>2953469
edgy