smAckdown pregAme - gAmethreAd

subhumans out

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who here /WOOWOOWOO/

>>2950582
Aguante Aldosivi vieja no me importa nada

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>>2950590
Bruh, we'll be back in droves broski.

I hope KO puts Shane O'Mac's head thru a window tonight!

Not only is it a running theme, but proves Shane was a Jannetty all along.

Baron Corbin is definitely interfering in Cena/Nakamura...right?

>>2950598
Nope, but he'll cash in after Nakameme beats poo for the title at Summer Slam

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Was there any doubt that we'd win.
All boards report!
/a/sp/

>>2950602
They gotta keep Corbin out of that build so it's a surprise later.

They'll probably stick him with Styles at SS.

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>>2950610
/r9k/ here

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Who /readywilling&gable/ here?

preemptive thank you to BMAJ for carrying Shinsuke Nakamura to his first good main roster match

>>2950617
Jason is the Janetty by purely being Kurt Angle's black son

They're not really going to give us Big Match John v Shinskay. Inb4 shenanigans.

I don't see how this episode could be worse that RAM this week, but I'm confident they'll find a way.

>>2950632
It would be dumb not to assume it.

>>2950632
Yes they are and Nakameme is going to win. BMJ has a Transformers movie to film

BIG POP AJ

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a reminder

>>2950590

Any indication he'll show up or is he still hanging out with Ziggler in the city of nowhere?

Please don't win Owens, I don't want to see a US ping pong belt.

>the autist known as shinsuke nakamura

Big Match Allen

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>Cleveland, OH

>no money for pyro

KEK

BMAJ LOOKING CLEAN WITH THAT US TITLE

BASED SMACK WITH THE HYPE MACHINE

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BMAJ
M
A
J

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

Based Cartman

oh we're having this match now

The Smackdown ring announcer is top-tier.

Title match at the start already? Smackdown won.

Hopefully AJ retains

Is Blue AJ stronger than Red AJ?

why do we need this match for the 11th time

>>2950672
>A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?
what did he mean by this?

Raw: 3 hours plus up to 30 minutes overtime, 2 hours of which is talking

Smackdown: barely 2 hours, all wrestling, no talking segment to begin the show in over 6 months

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EZ

>No PIP for this match

Oh come on, just when I was getting into it.

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>>2950696

>>2950695
didn't cena talk for 20 minutes last week or the week before

Im doing something right now so i'll probably miss all the low tier matches

All i really care about is the two main event matches, let me know if anything interesting happens

Since there are so many interferences and so much cheating in wrestling, why don't they have security guards to keep wrestlers from interfering? And why don't they have more than one ref to watch the match? It doesn't make any sense - this sport is fucking idiotic.

>>2950695
Well, last week opened with a promo
But it was also Cool Dad's return

>>2950697
>They'll do it for the divas

>>2950688
Yes. The AJ power rankings are
>Red, White, and Blue AJ > White AJ >Blue AJ > Red AJ > Black AJ

Why don't they play the intro theme anymore? Even if there's no pyro it still helps a little to hype up the episode, it seems like its rare these days for them to play the theme song.

>>2950672
CAVAAAAAALGA

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>>2950697
Vince doesn't want you to get into fat man vs BMAJ.

Why is Roland nigger.

Kevin is getting some heavy reactions.

>>2950712
kek

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>>2950701
>missing BMAJ v Fatass

>>2950712
Because who cares, fix your show

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>>2950696
>>2950699

Hour 1 Ratings are in

Smackdown draws a 4.1

How does basedSmack do it lads?!

>>2950701
>All i really care about is the two main event matches
anon I..

>>2950701
You're missing the only match that matters besides Cena vs Nak right now.

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>>2950672
time for based smackdown

>>2950690
>let's see, where are my /Smack/ bros?

This show is as bad as Raw. And the girls aren't even as cute.

I like how theyre trimming the fat on the product

No theme song to open the show, no pyro, no announcers saying where they are or "welcome to ______", no opening talk segment...

Maybe next theyll go back to having entrances happen while wrestlers are walking back up the ramp from the last match too like in the 80s.

its crazy how we only 15 mins in and this already better than Raw

>>2950712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPPqHukFTWY

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>>2950729
false

>>2950688
Red bliss is stronger than blue bliss but blue bliss is cuter so I assume that would hold for aj

>>2950730
>Maybe next theyll go back to having entrances happen while wrestlers are walking back up the ramp from the last match too like in the 80s.

That shit was dope though! Million Dollar Man would shoulder block Tito Santana on the way back and BOOM - instant blood feud.

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THOSE MOVES

Roman Reigns could woop both of these eggheads

You guys are memeing, Raw is better than this snoozefest

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>>2950735

>PIP
Smack is good tonight.

>>2950610
/tv/ reporting in

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>>2950729
>girls
pls seek enlightenment

>>2950742
Unironically this.

two commercials in one match

what the hell

Rest holds in Pocture mode rules!

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>>2950742

Why main event at beginning?

I really want to fuck Cecily Strong

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>>2950742
(You)

>>2950760
Main is Cena/Naka

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>>2950735

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Enough of this console war bullshit, let's all just jerk off to Maryse's feet

>>2950750
Please tell me she has a dick. Also sauce.

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>>2950750

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>>2950742
freak yeah man roman could knock them both out with one punch hes pretty much one punch man irl

10 min of commercials in first 15 min of smackdown

>>2950765
moar mella mel
post ass pls

>>2950750
>desperately trying to fake having an ass

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bretty good match guys

>>2950777
Trips command it.

I missed Smackdown last week

Did Great Khali actually appear?

How come nobody wins matches with the superkick anymore?

>>2950768
>footfags
you fags needs to be gassed

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>>2950768
built for my semen

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>>2950777

Will we get a hint at who took based gay cops tonight?

I fucking love the pele kick

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>>2950777

>>2950786

Ziggler did it a bit ago, but then he's stuck through creative in their "maybe he can be michaels?" situation, therein killing his better finisher of the zigzag. Although he's nowhere to be seen regardless now.

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You guys are watching this episode of Smackdown! Live with your girlfriends, right /asp/?

Based smack

>>2950794
Have to. Fandango was kidnapped last wk.

BIG MATCH AJ IS FUCKING UNBEATABLE

Based BMAJ

BMAJ
M
A
J

shoulder was up u fag

That was an interesting ending. Ref's vision was impaired so he couldn't see that the shoulder was up

The absolute state of this match

>le screwy finish meme

>this finish

why guys

Big Poppa Powerbomb the ref

>>2950803
Yeah...haha...

>>2950803
Where are the curves?
Please don't tell me that's your girlfriend.

BIG MATCH AJ

TIME FOR SHENANIGANS

>>2950800
>better finisher of the zigzag
shit finish

>The heel gets the dusty finish

AHAHAHAHHAA

KO VERSUS SHANE OMAC CONFIRMED!!!

I'm looking fwd to that Street Fight smackfam!

WEW LAD
W
E

BOLLOCKS

give me a god damn clean finish sometime this eon

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BIG MONEY AJ
Good
>Christian
>Conservative
>Trump loving
>muslim hating
GOAT DOES IT AGAIN.

He is truly the chosen one
BERNIE FAGS BTFO

Why does every fucking finish have to have some sort of interference or goof up?

More matches end with a screwball ending than they do with a regular fair one on one match ending

uffff que lindo es ser un /Smack/ hermano

>>2950832
>>2950833
Based smackchad hivemind

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>>2950833
>>2950832

>>2950832
>>2950833
BIG MATCH AJ MIND

>>2950832
>>2950833
dubs and double
2 sweet me
He truly is GOAT

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>>2950832
>>2950833

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Fatass crying!

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>>2950816

So they can have yet another match and drag on the feud.

Is this your first WWE show, bud?

>>2950834
They want to protect everybody.

So just have blind refs making the count rather than a good match.

>>2950832
Don't forget
>flat earthing

Punished Fatass

>>2950832
>>2950833
BASED AJ
I'm predicting a GAY COMMUNITY goal thsis weekend

why is shane a NIGGER

>>2950832
>>2950833
Smackchad too sweet Hivemind

>>2950842
nah i think they're building to shane vs KO

>fatass seething
It's like watching /asp/ irl

>>2950841
Leave Cormier alone!

special guest referee inbound

Oh fuck he said crap

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SHANE

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>>2950849

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>>2950852

>AJ vs. KO announced for SS

SHANE O' MAC REFEREE

Heel Shane incoming

Oh baby

>>2950812
i think this was what they were going for at battleground

How is Shane taller, better looking and more jakked than most of the roster? The state of the WWE.

This has a chance to be good

>>2950852
OR NOT

DAMNIT

You should've died when your helicopter crashed

KO THATS WAY OUT OF LINE

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Shane vs KO at survivor series

>>2950832
He's not a trump supporter

Based gaycops

>>2950865
exactly what i was thinking

What is KO's gimmick?

FASHION PEAKS

>FASHION PEAKS
BASED GAYCOPS

>fashion police up early
good, I can go do something else soon

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>IT'S TWIN PEAKS NOW

gay cops get a bigger pop than cena vs whojapan

thank you dango

LET'S GO NAKAMEME BEAT THAT TRAITOR JOHN
>Fashion Peaks
top kek

good match, good storytelling, good start to smack

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BASED

FASHION PEAKS

FUCKING BASED GAY COPS

GAY COPS

Shane as ref vs Shane against KO???

Fuck that noise.

FASHION
FUCKING
PEAKS
RAW FUCKING LOST

BASED BIG DOG

>>2950879
/asp/ poster

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>Twin Peaks episode of gay cops

I'm not prepared for this kino

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PREPARE FOR WRESTLEKINO

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>>2950820
Her ass is pretty big for a tiny girl, friend

Cena better bury that gook

>>2950879
angry fat canadian, basically carter

>>2950879
being a fatass

So, Brock leaves?

GAYCOPS incoming. I was almost about to post about how this episode has a chance of being completely good, but then remembered they'll presumably force something 205 and definitely force divas.

Final predictions for GAYCOPS enemies?
Wyatt tag team is the only option I think they have left.

GAY COPS
TWIN PEAKS PARODY
GAY LYNCH KINO
RAWTISTS BTFO
GOOK GRAPPLING BTFO

GET IN HERE SMACKLADS

>>2950888
trips confirm

>>2950908
Call up, which is why we got shit resolved at Battleground

>>2950908
Some called up for NXT or heel New Gay

>>2950908
>Final predictions for GAYCOPS enemies?
Themselves. It was all a ruse.

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>Fashion Peaks

ooooh shit

Quick lads place bets

Whos winning the main event tonight?

>>2950900
>>2950901
>>2950909
>kino
It makes sense that /tv/ would post on /asp/. They're both shit.

Who is attacking the gay cops?

I dont even think itll be the wyatts. Its gotta be someone new

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>>2950750

Who is she??

>twin peaks gay cops
we've reached peak kino

>>2950916
Nakameme

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>>2950914
bruh

>>2950908
Wyatt Family i mean jesus christ they were attacked at battleground during a spooky moment who else could it be?

>>2950916
Sasuke Bakamura

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>>2950917

>the #1 most social show
kek, Vince is just making up categories now

>>2950916
Nakameme, john is going to RAW

Only 30 minutes in and Smackdown have already won

Based thugs

>>2950917
>SEETHING

>>2950902
cute girlfriend (illegal)

>>2950929
The only thing good about RAM is legit shit posting on /asp/
Smackdown is actually good tho

FUCK YOU

YOU SAID FASHION PEAKS WAS UP NEXT

BASED USOS

Lol I thought that was Kofi

this is gay but it isn't gay cops

BASED

BASED /uce/ WORKING CLEVELAND INTO A SHOOT

BASED FUCKING USOS

BASED FUCKING THUGS

Based Day One Ish working the babbies

>Usos fake-out

Oh god thank you, please don't come out New Day and ruin my mood. I'm in too much of a high from that BMAJ bout and GAYCOPS incoming.

People didn't notice it wasn't big e speaking

>niggers
>fags
>womyn

why is /smack/ so bad?

>>2950917
>he thinks kino is exclusive to /tv/

SMARKS GOT WORKED BY BASED USOS

BASED THUGS

NEW GAY FANS BTFO!!!!!

muahahaaaaa!!!!

Wtf, I love the Usos now.

>people are booing this USO gimmick

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>>2950879
RING COLLAPSING

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Are Usos the best Tag team in wrestling?
For me.
They are
Island mexicans can rastle

NEW GAY BTFO

How do the Usos keep getting better every fucking week? When will they peak? Is it really not paranoia?

Based Samoa Niggers

>Day One is H
what did they mean by this?

>>2950803

Nice taste. I have that exact same Sublime shirt.

HOL UP

THAT WASN'T PG

>5XL Nakamura shirt front row

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BASED USE PENITENTIARY

Are the Usos /Ourguys/?

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>>2950929

>RAW opens with legit MMA badass based Lesnar and Lord of the Mic Heyman

>SJWDown opens with indie manlets who only appeal to autistic neet weeaboos

Yeah, nah

Its amazing to me how asp is so full of head in the sand liberals to the point that no one can admit the usos gimmick is being literal niggers

>jumping people
>rap battle (unironic)
>gang members escorting them to ringside
>saying "ish"
>making fun of gays
>mugging and stealing the new days unicorn horns

isn't summerslam not for another 3 weeks?

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>Samoans trying to act black

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>>2950926

DAY ONE ISH

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SMACKINO

If someone would have told me years ago that the Usos would be this based, I would have told them they were retarded

How about that new theme revamp?

Queers BTFO

TIME FOR SOME KINO

>>2950960
God I hope they never try to break them up

PUNISHED "VENOM" BREEZE

HERE WE GO BOYS

GAYCOPS KINO

G A Y C O P S

That fucking board

GAY TWIN PEAKS KINO!!!!

>LYNCH?!

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FASHION KINO

>childrens drawing in the type writer

TIME FOR KINO

This is the best thing about the wwe now. Based gaycops

BASED BREEZU

We Twin Peaks now.

>>2950917
/tv/ is great compared to this shithole. Literal shitpost threads have been in the catalog all day here

>bella twin peaks
>blue velvet mcintyre
>fire walk with me
>killer blob
>becky lynch

based

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Twin Peaks

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>bella twin peaks

>>2950976
solid

KEK WTF

WHAT'S HAPPENING, /ASP/

2 SPOOKY

BASED!!!!

SPOOPY

Based gay cops kino

Did they get David Lynch to direct this segment?

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THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT

>Tyler not in drag

still kino

>the state of SJWDown

Jesus christ those are good

>This everything

Perfection.

FOOKIN SHOOK

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fucking
what

Smackdown is a fun watch

Tfw it was all a dream

easily the best thing WWE is doing at this point

Best episode of gay kino yet
WWE writers referencing based Twin Peaks

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>Kino followed up with Sami

>Raw has a stacked roster
>Rarely manages a good show

>SDL has the raw rejects + AJ and Nakamura
>Somehow manages to be ore entertaining with much less

>redoing the same spot you fucked up the last time

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Pure kino.

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Piss break

BEAUTIFUL

fuckin kek

They truly surpass themselves every time.

Genuine congratulations to Breezango.

K I N O
I
N
O

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>>2951023

>Sami Zayn

Well there goes my peak. All down from here until Shinsuke.

THE ASCENSION, A LOG WITH SYRUP AND A ROSE
WHAT IS THE MEANING

>>2951028
Well Jinder does bring the show down a lot

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>mfw next week is Stranger Fashions
Sweet Christ Please

>burger king CROISSANT

Hnnggggg

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>>2951023

>tfw they were never tag partners
>tfw dango was just in his head all along

>>2951010
>>2951010
>>2951010
>>2951010

Fucking KINO.
Why are based gay cops the only ones doing actual character work and sports entertaining us these days?

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That made me really fucking think boys. What does it all mean

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BRILLIANT

this episode is already 10000 better than this weeks ram

Sami 'my wife's son's favorite wrestler' Zayn

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promo kino.

>dad walks in

>>2950955
LOW
TIER
GAWD

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>BURNS' SUIT
>BURNS' SUIT

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>>2951055
It's been 14 years so that'd be cool.

>>2951043
No next it's Fashion She Wrote

NO MORE METAPHORS

>>2951041
Maple syrup is for a Canadian.

Kevin Dunn confirmed Tim & Eric mark

Not Zayn vs Ziggler...Fuck you Road Dick

>>2951041
Log is for the log lady in Twin Peaks, don't know bout the rest

ROSE = ROSEBUDS

MAPLE SYRUP = CANADIAN

curtis axel and adam rose!!!