Terry Funk is Returning to The Ring in September

>>2948701
based

The Funker is the GOAT.

>Come watch a legend of wrestling explode into a zillion pieces from one single clothesline!

the man is nuts.

>>2948701
HE SHOULD'VE TAKEN THE MONEY!

>>2948701
Based. Funk retirements are a great running gag.

>>2948762
18+

>>2948701
Based Funk working retirement into a shoot

forever

FOREVER!

the greatest of all time

when did this old fuck first retire? 1995?

>>2948909

1983

>>2948701
A fucking god

real life Randy the Ram

Forever

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>tfw Beyond the Mat was twenty years ago
>tfw that doctor telling Terry he shouldn't have been able to walk and should have been in excruciating pain 24/7

He's so fucking based.

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>>2948701
BASED TERRY FUNK
only real niggas like the briscoes are real fans.

>>2948701
retired a dozen times
never drew any dimes

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Based Funkster

why hasnt WWE hired him as a coach?

>>2949480
Based

Based nutjob

>>2949969

Funk's style is the antithesis of the WWE style. He's about listening to the crowd and constructing a match in the ring based around what is and isn't working in the moment, not following the script that your 3 road agents laid out for you an hour before the match

he should go to japan and wrestle omega in a exploding no rope barbed wire match

>>2950041
Honestly at this point I think he actually wants to die in the ring. Which is a noble goal I guess. I wouldn't be surprised if he did do something like that.

>>2948701
How the hell can this old fuck even walk? Does he have any cartilage left in his legs? God damn somebody needs to give him enough money to retire for good before he fucking dies in the ring one day. There's a small percentage of wrestlers lucky enough to live to 73, let alone still perform.

>>2950069
The fact that Terry funk is one of those wrestler amazes and inspires me. The fact that this old fart is still kiciking is one of the most beautiful things I've ever known. It'll be a sad day when he finally kicks it.

how the fuck?

>>2948701
Is Funk broke?

Why tho?
Thougth he was dead

>>2948701
Does Jerry Lawyer legitimately hate Brian Christopher? Seemed pretty real on that one RAW.

>>2948701
Jim Cornette is probably cumming in his pants

>>2950158
he couldn't ever draw a nickel if his life depended on it, so maybe

>>2948701
Is Funk sad or does his face just make him look sad?

I get the impression he can't leave wrestling because he feels it's the only place he matters

>>2950233
>because he feels it's the only place he matters
Which is really sad because he has never, ever mattered in this business

>>2950233
He's the real life Randy the Ram, yeah. And you could Benoit him out of all of wrestling and nothing of value would be lost, let's be real.

>>2949948
Terry Funk looks like a time traveler from the Civil War here.

>>2949948
>commemorative daguerreotype of the first terry funk retirement, 1865

Funk should stop wrestling, I wish someone from the WWE would give him a job as a wrestling trainer or booker.

>>2950214
Kys son