Monday Night Ram thread #5

this is literalyl a gay porn

No paige has to come back

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>>2947163
Get me off of this ride!

>Womens Revolution

Call me when Auska gets called up. That's when the real revolution starts.

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>divashit
>bitch ass main event

bedtime lads

NIA BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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T H I C C
H
I
C
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Paige incoming

>>2947183
It would be much better if it was

BRRAAAAAAPPP!!!

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Boypussy > girlpussy

>Bailey going right after Alexa Bliss

Based Big Boss SashA+ working my penis into a shoot and convulsions

>>2947190
Stop. The whore isn't coming back!

>>2947191
>>2947194
What anime character would make the best wrestler, excluding those with wrestling influences

Smack > Chrissly > Modern Family
> Ram

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2sweetmebros

We in this till the bitter end

>they're giving the main event to EnzoShow and Cass

FUCK THIS COMPANY

Fucking Hell Michael you are so shit at getting names right

>>2947197
I'm not like most BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

'Scusa, 'scusa

Girls!

AAAAAAAAAAP!!!

imagine a nia jax pussy splash, mmm mummy

>>2947205
Lol. Bet Vince screamed at Cole

What do you think it smells like between Bailey's ass cheeks?

>bayley and nia will never sit on you

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I'd fuck her for days.

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>>2947209
Tomoko, she'd be the next Brian Pillman

>>2947218
Ammonia

>>2947218
Pillsbury dough

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well this is gay

Glad I went fishing tonight instead of watching RAM.

>>2947218
Rotten feces

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>>2947204
100%

>>2947192
This is the most Reddit post I've ever seen

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>Bayley gets "injured" tonight
>SashA+ gets the title shot at SS because she beat Bliss at GBOF and didn't get a rematch
>SashA+ wins
>Bayley returns the night after SS and asks SashA+ for a title match
>SashA+ agrees
>hugs Bayley
>Bayley turns to leave the ring
>SashA+ attacks her from behind and beats the shit out of her
>heel SashA+

How would you guys feel about this?

>>2947218
It smells like most girls
You think it's clean but then she braaaaps it
Exactly when you least expect it,
Those big ass cheeks,
She's not like most girls....

Capcha: Einfahrt

>>2947218
Cat food

>>2947232
Well this is a ram game thread. That's usually when they all flock here

>>2947223
Then who would be her Steve Austin?

>>2947192
I'll enjoy watching her job at B PPVs too, anon.

glad I spent the night doing heroin with the boys rather than watching ram

>>2947236
indiferent

>>2947236
Eh, it's way better than whatever they'll end up doing.

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>live in pittsburgh
>offered two tickets at face for price of one
>pass because work early in am
>regret nothing

>>2947236
Can someone explain to me the A+ meme?

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>>2947241
Delinquent-chan

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Hey /asp/, what anime should I watch tonight over this shitty RAW?

>>2947236
I Fucking hate Sashit

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>Bayleys buddy sign
>it's some fat beta looking guy

>>2947236
Well well well

>>2947251
Porn.

>Nia buttdrops on to Bayley from the top rope
>Bayley tries to squirm and kick out of it then stops and actually starts enjoying it
>Nia gets up stunned and shocked
>Bayley uses this as the time to land something on her and pin for the win
>Bayley is a closeted lesbian storyarch begins

Tell me this wouldnt be ten times more interesting than whats happening right now

>>2947251
The Boy and the Beast
Summer Wars

>>2947251
The one where you swallow an entire bottle of prescription pills

>nia in a ponytail

holy shit my dick

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>Nia in side pony tail

>>2947249

when Seth had the title and was heel he was known as the A+ player because he was annointed by Haitch as opposed to B players like Dean

>>2947236
>Bayley selling her injury

Is anon a wizard?

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>>2947209
Seibah would be pretty good

i miss mantaur

>>2947206
this. post sexy sashas here ITT

>>2947251
You just answered your own question with your reaction image.

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>>2947236
>sassy black nigress.

>>2947264
But why Sasha specifically has that attached to her name a lot here?

>Alexa comes out and takes off her shoe and sock and steps on Bayley's face

>>2947236
Couldn't give a flying fuck. i only care for Based Lezbo's on SD

>>2947251
watch platoon, a real film faggot

Bayley sucked in NXT and she sucks even more now.

>>2947251
BNP

>>2947236
huh, I think they're actually going to do this

They need to give nia new gear god damn

>>2947267
Nia should be re-packaged as Womantaur

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>>2947269
You're right, anon!

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You have two options:
1. The WWE cuts its roster by 30%, gives up its in-house film, video game, and cartoon production. Meme belts are dropped. The Network is dismantled, PPVs are cut back to 8 or so a year, and return to PPV format. The slick, expensive quality of the product drops back to around 2005 level as the staff and sets are scaled back to cut costs. Most of the buzzwords and restrictions are dropped. The current staff of writers are culled and talent is given far more creative freedom as they're forced to fight for top spots as paychecks are scaled back.

2. The WWE stays on its current trajectory.

Which would you choose, and is there anyone that would choose 2?

Is Bayley really autistic?

her name on her tights looks like something a 10 year old would wear.

>>2947273

because people here find ugly niggers who botch all their spots attractive

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WTF

REMOVE DIVA SHIT

>>2947286

its like you have no idea that her gimmick is a good girl who's an overgrown child that just wants to be in WWE

LOOK AT THAT GROSS TAN

More like Fat Ass

Nia should move to wearing that pony tail if/when she ever goes face. It's a really good look for her.

>>2947222
One orbit around her would take at least that long.

Is Cass really main event material? I think they should repackage him slightly.

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

S A W F T

will bayley ever change her gimmick?

big cass's body is fucking insane

its like a pear lol

pear with tits

>>2947281
consider my mind blown

>>2947300
He should wear a shirt.

BIG CAW

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

>>2947293
Eugene 2.0?

Why can't they just have a divas only wrestling show like they have for the manlets?

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OH SHIT WAIT THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT IT

>>2947300
No, he's Main Event material.

AND THIS IS BITCH ASS
AND HES 6'8" AT BEST

>"Big" Cass
>not even truly 7 feet

laughing_giants.rar

>>2947308
I'd like that. Either wear a shirt or switch to pants.

>>2947301
So, this apparently is the highlight of your week.

Isn't there maybe some kitchen help you could be doing there at the homeless shelter instead of reposting this shit?

>>2947300
If they really want to sell him as a main event act, they should have him feud with more relevant guys. Squash some more jobbers too.

Honestly, this raw has been a steady decline.

Why did they do the triple threat only 45 minutes into the show?
Smackdown is going to be amazing tomorrow, at least.

I skipped the last hour, why is Big Ass vs Beeg next? Did I miss the Triple Threat?

>>2947314
As in WWE Main Event? Does that show still exist?

>>2947285
Just watch RoH or something.

BIG CAW

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does anyone want to watch RAW Talk with me?

Is Big Cass transitioning? His birthing hips and floppy titties are getting bigger every week

>>2947301

Enzo aint no cuck. He worked that stripper bitch by only giving her $10

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>>2947319
you just got worked into a shoot by based Enzo poster

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>big caw's shit ass theme

bayley is alright

>>2947327
cuddle and chill?

>>2947250
GOAT

BIG CAW

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>>2947211
right here. only other male itt with high T

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>>2947337
define "chill" teehee

>ITS THE MOST EXCITING HOUR ON TELEVISION
>SNOOZERWEIGHTS

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>>2947285

Nice smark daydream you've got there

>>2947146

Haitch was on Pacific Blue, the bicycle cop show. He was also on this, for some reason: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118546/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_92

>>2947327

No.

Ain't THICC enough.

>>2947327
what the hell is that thing?

>>2947343
Fucking

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>>2947348
How thicc you asking?

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>>2947338
superb taste

Good fucking lord

Enzo on his own is fucking pathetic

>Cass and Show main event
Based Smack won't even have to try to beat this.

>4 minutes left
>Main Event will be a squash
Fuck sake RAM

"Nice to MEETCH
so good to SEETCH"

What the FUCK does enzos theme mean?

Enzo fucking sucks

This feud is bad y/n?

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>>2947356

Smackdown already beat this by not airing yet.

this crowd sheesh so quiet

Are YOU a fugazi?

>turn his mike off

BROWN PART

>>2947356
>Cass vs BEEG
>Smackdown has Nakameme vs BMJ

Raw on life support

le banana

>>2947357
enzo's gonna waste it talking, dude.

The fuck is he on about?

>waiting till 11pm for the kiddy wacky shit
what the fuck

How do you make yourself stop watching wrestling forever?

Well, it's The Big Show.

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>Enzo

I don't know if I like this feud or want to die. I just feel like Cass is boring now, but could be so much more. I hope Enzo stays in the manager position. I want more managers.

>>2947366

I miss when Carmella got jewelry from Blake & Murphy and Enzo and Cass wouldn't stop calling it fugazi...

>ok Enzo just go out there and waste five minutes

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>>2947163
>watching wwmeme

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL

>>2947376
have sex

BEEG turn incoming

who is a worse promo

bray or enzo

10 minutes of nothingness

what the fuck do those retarded faggots teach in nxt. fuck nxt, burn it to the ground.

NEW MUSIC ALREADY KEK

>>2947251
Stop watching weebshit for Asian manchildren and watch some real kino with actual people. It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it isn't anime

>>2947377
C L O C K W O R K

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>ywn bounce Enzo's ass checks

Is this another new Cass theme?

New less-shit theme? Alright Big Ass!

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>changed his theme already
>its still generic CAW shit

>>2947387
>>2947388
It is far better than the old shit

>>2947387
People actually get over in NXT, shame the crowd down there is so awful

THE THEME STILL SUCKS

>>2947388
And it is still terrible

>>2947377
clockwerk

>>2947393
its a lot better than his first theme

No reaction

I liked his mastadon dubstep theme better.

Fuck you guys

This sucks too LOL

>>2947388
same reaction none

Big Show vs Big Tits

>I understand Enzo is not a big tipper

STRIPPER THOT BURIED ON TV

what a fucking hilarious raw

3 theme song debuts and they are all irreedmable shit

LOL

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>cass' entrance music

Big Cass is a walking Klinefelter's syndrome example

SashA+ objectively has the 10/10 body desu

>>2947333
For years I thought that was a tentacle wrapped around his face because the reaction image usually crops out the helmet part.

Kek what an epic failure

>>2947411
>Rollins
>Cass

what was the other

I never noticed it before, but Show has great facials. Also, Enzo NEEDS to be a manager, maybe for a Diva ala BASED BIG HOG?

>>2947398
>People actually get over in NXT
The nxt crowds will literally cheer at anything since they are trying to get themselves over.

SOMEBODY MAKE A BIG CAW THMEME JPG BLEASE :DD

>>2947420
jason jordan

>>2947410
Enzo is saving up money for a video card

>>2947420
Jason Jordan new theme

>>2947414
tfw no big cass trap gf

>Um, if you look into his eyes you could see that he's hungry, Graves.
What did Cole mean by this?

>>2947411
What were the other two?

>le fat Titty 6'8 7-footer 2017 Test

absolutely no thank you

>>2947396
Who's this qt3.14?

>>2947420
Kalisto I think had a new one

J A C K E D

>>2947411
Which ones? I didn't watch

Jacked.

>>2947425
Multi-monitor shitposting is hard.

who jacked here?

>>2947432
He's had that just isn't on tv a lot

>>2947431
Boku no Pico

>>2947432

Did they explain WHY Elias wrestled Kalisto? I walked in on the end of it, was it just a squash to further his push?

>>2947438
Real jacked here baby

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>>2947340
my man

>>2947442
Yes. Kalisto just interrupted him during his promo.

>>2947442
Elias was singing a song and Kalisto just came out and interrupted him.

Dat boot

>>2947416
>10/10 body
>literally no hips, literally no ass and a flatter chest than mine

HOLY FUCK THAT KICK

>cass gets countered
>Big Cass looks impressive guys
Can we get a whole new commentary team?

>>2947438
yeah I jacked it over Cass' tits

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Man if this was the main event they better be giving a ridiculous dark match or i would lose my shit paying for this.

Why the FUCK did this "match" end the show?

>>2947442
Not exactly a squash. It lasted for a good ten minutes, but kalisto lost anyway. Do you still call this a squash, even though it lasted that long?

>the city of RAM

>>2947449
Horseface
5 head

>ends with a DQ

>>2947431
Please dont tell me you dont know Rise Kujikawa

>>2947454
It's going to be John Cena vs the Undertaker in a spit swapping make out match

Just put on Modern Family already

Why does Big Show do anything other than throw punches? Why would he try any other move?

What a fucking waste

>>2947447
Repeat x 100 and you have Elias' whole career trajectory summed up

Nice synchronized collapse

A fucking 'punch'

>>2947461
gotta drag it out til summerslam

We're closing out a RAW in 2017 with big show going over

>CMLL has Minis on right now and it much better than this

Where is this story going

RATE THIS RAM

why don't you have a 7 foot tall friend that fights your battles for you?

>>2947449
not that same anon, but girls with abs areGOAT, I had a stripper with a 6-pack once give me a lapdance once, i fucking creamed myself in my pants

>>2947458

Nah, that's a solid, competitive match. Glad they both got TV time regardless.

How the fuck is this mainevent?

>>2947475
A 1.0003

How long does WWE expect to survive putting on terrible shows like this every Monday

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Normally I would complain, but I'm glad that neither of those two fucks are getting over.

>>2947476
He died while holding a door.

>>2947475
I want to die / 10

>>2947475
4/10
#fuckYouKevinDunn

>>2947475
BRAAAAAAAAAAAP! / 10

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>>2947476
I do

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>>2947475
Didn't watch jej/10

>>2947475
1 at best

>>2947480
That's what I thought. I assume it would be one regardless because I know Kalisto was going to lose.

>see big show on wcw as a kid
>im nearly 30 and hes still in the main event
Could there be anyone more based?

>>2947495
Big Cass

>>2947474
Big Show turns on Enzo and he teams with Cass. They destroy the tag division and Enzo is released

>>2947491
So then why reply, oh yeah its because youre here 24/7. Sad!

>>2947475
3/10
Put the main event in the second hour and the rest was pretty forgettable. Balor vs Wyatt was slightly interesting. The shield tease was DOA this week. Bailey going over Nia without injury was a surprise, but still boring. I'm actually trying to enjoy the show, but it was really uneventful this week.

>>2947476
I am the 7ft friend

>>2947327
got skype?

S T R U C T U R E
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>>2947501
Don't forget their best of 7 series first

So it is a filler RAW? thanks for saving me 3 hrs today, got a nice nap instead