Monday Night Ram thread #4

>>2946758
>divashit main eventing
cringe

Bray Wyatt is a fat retarded baby

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who here /goingtobed/ instead of watching divashit?

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>the absolute state of Karen Jarrett

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BASED BIG DOG

B A S E D
I O
G G

BASED

>>2946794

Is this really her?

Boypussy > girlpussy

who is gonna win?

i vote braun

>>2946800
big aog?

BAsed big dog waking this crowd up

>>2946808
WWE fans, ladies and gentlemen

>>2946809
Joe will pin Roman

>>2946808
2D > 3D

I bet burn it down was seffs idea.

>>2946811
I think it's based io gg

Ram will be getting destroyed tomorrow by based smack

>>2946758
>women main eventing
>BURN IT DOOOOWWWWWNNN

>>2946811
he gone fuckt dur uppp

Brock interference incoming

>>2946802
Yeah

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BBDWTFAS

"fuck no, I'm not staying here until 11. I'll come out during the match, but I'm on my plane by 10:30 or I'm back to UFC"

bork

so this match is really happening now lol

>>2946822
I'd like to see some Based Io Girl/Girl

>>2946820
2D boypussy > 3D boypussy

WTF are they closing the show with?

>>2946824
Smack has been shit since they buried it in the superstar shakeup. Only based AJ is carrying what's left

braun is so fucking hype

>this match is now
then what the fuck is the main event

Braun and Bliss are the only reasons to watch RAW. Prove me wrong.

>>2946839
Think about the past 2 hrs..not 1 diva segment

Who is behind the Braun push?

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>Round
>Pink
>Great hair
>Great voice
>Rest
Is she /ourpuff/?

>>2946842
Have a wild fucking guess

>>2946839
r truth vs bo dallas

>>2946839
da hoors baka

If based meltzer Kiwi poster is itt, just want to say you the best.
That is all

>>2946837
>Io
She has enough to brain damage to be convinced into doing pretty much anything

>>2946834
"o-ok sir..." - Vince

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>Romanetty STILL using the Shield theme

Jesus Christ this guy is so garbage

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>2sweetmebros

If Brock doesnt get involved in match wwe gay

>>2946848
based Raw letting me know I can turn it off an hour early

>>2946834
bork has this company by the balls

>>2946840
>BMJ VS MEMEMURA
>GAY COPS
>BMAJ FATASS FEUD

smack is getting the V tomorrow

>>2946854
He's still wrestling in the same gear too

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>>2946856
>7sour me

>>2946858
BASED

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>>2946808
Girlpussy > Boypussy

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>>2946856

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>>2946820
you gotta find the right kinda 3d

>>2946864
surreal AJ STYLES
Working the 90s 2000s and 2010s.
Truly
SURREAL
U
R
R
E
A
L

>>2946847
>she

>>2946856
*2sweet

>>2946866
pre implants domino was better

Wait, so what's better, 2D girlpussy or 3D boypussy?

>>2946870
god I love that picture

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>>2946866
ya couldnt be more wrong

>>2946854
The Shields theme is like the last jim johnston made theme they got, itd be a waste to throw it out for some gay shit.

>>2946866
Love her

>>2946870
back to /tv/ freak

>>2946866
Best Eva Marie has ever looked

>>2946876
2d girlpussy of course, the patrician taste

How did Joe get all of the worst genetics of the tribe?

remember shut your mouth and playing in the subway and jumping off the chopper at times square?

>more brock leaves wwr teasing

He's definitely gone

>>2946870
If I ever have sex, which a big IF.
Sex to create a child, which is an even bigger IF
and I had a daughter.
I would inject her with testosterone and make he a tranny.
(they can consent as young as toddlers)
Just to avoid shit like this

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>brock is leaving after summerslam

>>2946844
I only watch for them and Miz

>>2946882
but wish the solo scenes were better.

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>>2946875
proof?
Its a shame shes starting to look like a 30 year old man. She was so hot

>>2946839
Benoit return

>>2946882
>her
delusional faggot
I knew you guys were beta, but actually gay too?

>>2946894
They are alright. Not as terrible as some performers, she just needs to do more in general

They actually let Joe name his move the Cocaine Clutch?

>>2946889
>>2946892
Jon Jones vs Brock Lesnar is going to sell and sell hard

He'll make more in one fight than a year in wwe

that boot looked pretty good

so who is the main event if this one isn't?

women?

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Boypussy reigns supreme

>>2946897
they sure would get more viewers!!

>>2946899
There is literally nothing wrong with being gay

wew nice bald spot Braun

>>2946847
>shit at jiggles
>mediocre at smash
>there's this one autist who always talk shit back in college
>good at Marth
>bodies him
>finish him with rest
Jigglepuff fucking sucks but when you hit someone with a rest it's the most satisfying feeling ever.

>>2946904
How about that fake 1/2 assed Face turn from JJ and then calling out Brock.
IT was so pro wrestling.
JJ is the ultimate heel

>>2946896
as much as i hate christian, her scene with him in the kitchen with her in the fishnets is godly!

would honestly love to have sex with a boypussy but on the other hand I would have to live with the fact that I did for the rest of my life

HE JUST PICKED UP THE 1000 POUND STEPS

>that guy who wiped Bronn's back and then wiped the sweat off on his girlfriend's tit

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>>2946879

Reignetty needs his own fucking identity. He looks like a cuck using the same theme and gear used by a former stable. Who the fuck even does this? I could see Seth using it because he was the "Architect' or whatever, but even then it's fucking retarded. Can't stand this damn faggot.

>Gotta feel like a 747 come at you on the train

>divashit in the main event
Where's that fucking cuck who always calls based /smack/ SJWDown? I know you're here and I'm calling your ass out

>>2946912
When did Jarrett call out Brock?

>Like a 747 coming at you on the train
What?

>>2946918
that was a 10

>Greek flag

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>>2946909
calling grown men in panties women is embarrassing, even on the internet

>>2946914
true, not enough scenes like that.
Wonder who she would fair with Venus lux or Jessy Dubai

>no DQ
>No chair shots yet

We still have Divashit, Cass VS Show, and what else left?

>>2946914
>that moment when domino isn't ready and Christian just rams his dick in
One of the hottest scenes I've seen in years

>that solar flare from the steps

>>2946907
this just looks like a boy
>>2946896
>>2946866

the fuck is even the point of this match? what's at stake? they're all in at summerslam already

they let him name his move the Cocaine Clutch?

>>2946923
Jon Jones

Ultra rare holographic steps

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>1 hour left

>>2946933
The winners share of the purse or some shit

>>2946919
Worked

10pm is the new main event
has been for weeks now it seems

>>2946936
Ah i see that now looks like ill be swimming in the special olympics

>this is awesome

this is literally just a match

>>2946927
What does that image have to do with politics? I've been married to my husband for years (dated for longer) and we both voted for trump. Stop dragging /pol/ shit into everything

wow cringed hard at the BURN IT DOWN
shadow the hegedhog shit right there

Kek Romans neck

>>2946940
since when has WWE had purses for their matches?

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>>2946939

>>2946950
Shadow the hedgehog was/is cool ya tryhard.

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ROMANWINSLOL

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>person wearing a young cucks shirt in the front row booing based big dog

pottery

>>2946928
>>2946930
>no pre implants domino/chanel santini/aspen brooks/robert axel scene
why live bros?
why live bros?

BASED BIG DOG SAVES RAW AGAIN

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This raw baka.

BASED BIG DOG

BASED BIG DOG

>>2946949
>I've been married to my husband for years (dated for longer)
yeah that's usually how it works unless you're a paki

>it was just a match

WHY WASN'T IT THE MAIN EVENT THEN?

IS IT GOING TO FUCKING CASS AND ENZO AGAIN?

fucking bullshit!!

night gents

>no bork
this was pointless

>camera pans to a five people giving thumbs down

KEK

>>2946956
That dude has been cringe all show

>>2946952
since the 80s

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>FUCK THAT!
>Conor McGregor
>U've taken everything I worked for motherfucker
>Imma fight your fuckin ass

Absolutely disgusting

Fuck that's the worst spear of all time. Worse than Charlotte's, worse than Edge's. Wish he'd stop using it.

At least means he won't win at SS. r-right?

>All those fat smarks shaking their thumbs down
A joyus sight to see when BBD wins

1 SPEAR

BASED BIG DOG

BASED BIG DOG
B
D
W
T
S

luther reigns>roman reigns

Fuck this gay ass excuse for a wrestling promotion

BBD

>>2946975
i'm pretty sure he's winning desu

>>2946975
That's where you're wrong kiddo

does Enzo really have Miz treatment?

Big show vs big cass main eventing

Why

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>>2946969

shitsburg is such a cringe city

>>2946949
i was talking shit on guys pretending to be girls.
i don't have a problem with regular gay people, faggot.

>>2946952
I'm sure they used to mention it. It gives a kayfabe reason to win and not just kick the other guy in the balls and fuck off.

>>2946976

My boi Roman in they head. Rent fucking free.

>big show vs cass for the 7th time

>all momentum taken from Joe after a month of build up

Go fuck yourself Vince.

Paige's return is the main event

BIG CASS MAIN EVENTING

do people actually subscribe to the network or is it just a meme
prove it

Is that elbow drop really his finisher? That is extremely shit.

>>2946930
S-Sauce?

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>Samoa Joe is unbeaten by Roman
>This could be an interesting story that's told on PPV
>Like maybe Joe wins at SummerSlam and Roman has to beat him.
>Or maybe Roman wins at SummerSlam and Joe is his first challenger like "YOU'VE NEVER BEATEN ME"
>Nah just toss it in the garbage on free TV in a match with no stakes.
GOOD WRITING.
REALLY GOOD WRITING.
IT'S NOT STUPID BULLSHIT AT ALL.

I thought Enzo wasn't allowed in the locker room

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>>2946975
You wish lad.

new scripted shoot show!!

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>This RAW

Lesnar will rip Jon Jones' head off

Paige is returning for the main event

>>2947002
It's fine when he goes in there to see his dad

>>2946985
apparently so. his insta posts reportedly added to it for some reason which i don't get. how can you hate on a guy for living his dream and then using it to have the time of his life?

does anyone remember goldust and r-truth

>cringe it to the table
How has this show not been canceled? Oh right smarks give it views because it's a fake shoot show

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They making my boy Enzo look like such a bitch. Getting another man to fight your battles? Fucking embarrassing.

>>2947009
That whore is never coming back

Jones just fought at 205 pounds
Lesnar weights 290.
how on earth would a match like this happen??

>>2947013
i'm mad we haven't seen goldust in weeks

>Vince letting them talk about UFC

Might be possible hes going to have a few fights and come back towards Mania?

>>2947003
This is the GOAT image.

How can Lesnar fight in UFC with his suspension? Like we are talking 2019?

>>2946999
On big men like show it has to be. He also has East River Crossing

>local indy fed card advertisement

>sting
>big poppa bump
>billy gunn

>>2947019
Lesnar is going to cut weight

>>2947019

>290

Getting worked by Vince I see.

Big Show heel turn coming.
Big show and Cass tag team incoming

>>2947019
Because UFC is fixed, so is WWE, why wouldn't they do it?

>>2947019
>Lesnar weights 290.
in what universe?

more budget cuts, Elias loses his last name

looks like another name shortening

Even Elias is surprised by the pop he got

>>2947036
He's from Pittsburgh

When did elias drop sampson from his name?

>Elias

Cringe

>>2947024
His suspension is up in September. He will probably fight at the November ppv at MSG.

This fucking company

>Elias

>>2947019
Before cutting weight to make 205 Jones is usually around 225-230 lbs

Did they ditch Elias last name already

Will he finally finish his god damn song?

Ok shitting on the Pirates is like shitting on the Browns. It's just redundant you know

>local sports team sucks

>>2947036
He wrestled there for years as Logan Sciullo.

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>RAM right now

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>>2947024
Money to be made.
>everyone are on roids
>every match/fight/game is a work
>fans get worked into a shoot

>>2947019
Max weight for UFC is 265. Jones has to cut weight to get to 205.

>>2947045
Yeah but I wished they called him Samson instead like Cesaro or Rusev.

>>2947028
>>2947030
>>2947033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgP26W_Ol8Q
.
"i weigh two hundred fucking ninety pounds" - brock lesnar
just going by what he said

muh boy Kalisto didn't deserve this

Someone call ICE at the arena there

Who here /impracticaljokers/ instead?

WTF kind of match is this?

holy shit it's lucha thing

He still exists?

>>2947056

Fair enough.

I give him 270 tops.

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>>2946991
Yee mayne

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>>2946998
I did for almost a year, from Seth's cash-in Mania to around RR. Been getting these emails ever since. They'll never get another dime from me. Even if I watch Raw or SD I stream it to avoid giving them my TV.

So that's it. Balor is done with Elias? What was the point of the last few weeks then?

Jesus WWE booking is shit

>Gaylisto

God damn that theme scared the shit out of me

Fuck it. I'm off to fap to Tara Tainton

Cuckisto is still alive
>TIL

>Booker said "Sampson"

>>2947024
Suspension has 6 months on it, he'll be ready to go in early 2018 but if the fight is that soon then he'll miss Royal Rumble and WrestleMania season in training camp.

Why the fuck isn't Kalisto on 205 Live?

Why is Elias paired with this cruiserweight reject? What a huge ass step down after Balor.

>>2947077
>implying balor isn't a cruiserweight reject too

Someone let me know when Modern Family is back on.

Was that Masketta Man shooting at Mr. I DID NOT SHOOT THE PRESIDENT

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>>2947067
Worked

>>2946998
I do, but I eat ramen every day and never leave my house, so I have plenty of disposable income

>>2947071
god tier taste

Maybe Lucha legend El Vagabundo will arrive to save Kallisto from the villainous Elias.

who /hpvbois/ here?

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>>2947076

Why isn't Finn and Seth?

>>2947078
Balor, at least, is over.
That brings up a good point though. Why is Elias fueding with all of the Cruiserweight rejects?

>>2947088
Seth is over 205

who is the crowd chanting for?

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>>2947094

>he actually believes that

>>2947097
Thought it was CM Punk..

When is USA going to cancel this ratings nightmare?

>>2947081
Sure was. They worked me out of around $90 for the sub, which I'll admit I got a lot of my money's worth from catching up on a lot of the stuff I missed throughout the Ruthless Agression era. They also worked me out of $120 for a SD ticket in which Ambrose main evented. Wish I could have the time and money I wasted back.

Is Corey Graves heel or face?

>>2947102
USA is a pretty shitty network. This garbage still gets higher ratings than their other trash

>>2947104

To be honest, he had really good form. He just needs to work on his defense.

Kalisto buried again. Pointless match.

>>2946890
You sir have a special type of tism

>>2947102
This. 3 hours of Based Chrisley would bring in MUCH more viewers

>>2947102
when they bring back that cop show with the tight shorts and bicycles.

>>2947107
>really good form
>whiffs a punch and gets taken down immediately

CHARLY

>>2947102
Kek never going to happen

>Bliss is good on the mic
Ha.

>>2947111
Eh, CHIPS?

What does alexas butt hole look like

>>2947111
Reno 911?

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ALEXA+CHARLY

>>2947118
Wasn't there a Chips movie recently?

>>2947116
Their contract is up next year. Meltz has speculated they may go back to Spike or even Fox Sports.

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>you will never be in a 3 way with Alexa and Charly

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>>2947111
got you, famm

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>>2947110
>yfw no chrisley knows best to teach you family values.

>Bliss vs Bayley at SS
>Only talk about SashA+

There's no way Sasha won't be involved in that match

Based Big Butt Bayley coming to save the whole show

BASED BEEG main eventing RAW

bayley is a potato

So Bayley is going to win so we get heel Botcha vs Bayley at WM I assume.

what was the name of that one movie where randy orton went to the papers?

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>You'll never get a handjob from Alexa Bliss in her spoiled bratty bitch mode

>>2947126
thats the one.
tanks

Alexa Bliss mocking the childish smarks

>>2947107
Punk will never win a fight. He's a good wrestler and entertainer, but every time he steps in the octagon he'll get embarrassed.

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>HBK acting

>>2947123
Yes, it was pretty bad.
>>2947126
Didn't Haitch cameo in that show?

Big show vs big cass is really main event lmao

>>2947137
i legit had that saved from when i asked a few months ago.
think it had mario lopez.
reminded me of cozy feels watching wwf sunday mornings

>>2946758
who here ready for the shitstorm tomorrow when Cena pins Nak clean?

who /bayley/ here

My town finally got a Popeyes. Pretty overrated but those biscuits are god like.

>>2947123
Ya it was ok. Small part for postpregnancy Kristen Bell who is super hot.

>>2947145
>HBK goatee

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>>2947140
>he'll get embarrassed.

So what you're saying is that he's just like Brock.

>>2947120
Like seeing a family member you really love but haven't heard from in years

>>2947152
Does yours also have black cashiers with a bad attitude?

https://streamable.com/bgaro

LMAO

BURN IT DOWN

>>2947152

The hell kind of backwoods shithole is just now getting a Popeyes? You should kys my friend.

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>debut when

>>2947160
No, just a bunch of uneducated mexicans.
All my black coworkers have gone everyday since it opened last Tuesday

>>2947120
Like finding a rolled up $20 bill in your coat pocket you had forgotten about.

I had a phone call and missed the triple threat.
Was it good?

>>2947161
holy fucking cringe

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this show worth watching?

>>2947165
Popeyes frieds and spicy tendies are the best but wait until your town gets a Chipotle.

>lunatic cri-fringe

>>2947147
You're lucky it ain't a ppv main event

This is gay as fuck ya'll

Are they wearing pants?

>>2947170
no. smackdown is the only show imo

>>2947171
We've had Chipotle for years. It's shit too, I rather get Taco Bell or one of the several actual Mexcian restaurants we have.

>>2947145
Come with me if you want to live

>>2947163
>>2947163
>>2947163
>>2947163

Insider here: this will end with Dean and Seth winning the tag belts then making out after the match. Steph wanted to include more LGBT friendly storelines and this is what the end result is

>Dean playing 5D chess

>bayley
>bitch ass and beeg main event

welp, time for bed

>women

get to go to bed early thank you based vince

>>2947133
It's a looooong way to WM. No fucking way can Baylee carry the title for that long.

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>Bayleys buddy sign
>it's some fat beta looking guy

>>2947181
>Choosing Taco Bell over Chipotle
Confirmed for pleb taste

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just tuned in did i miss anything gud

>>2947181
I've actually stopped going to mexican restaurants for burritos. they leak grease and the meat is mostly fat with canned beans. And they also don't serve it in bowls either.

>>2947203
>liking chipotle
Confirmed for shit taste

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>>2947207
Maryse lookin fine as usual.

>>2947220
>Barely rephrasing my post
Confirmed for pleb taste AND terrible bantz

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>>2947174
He posts here

top kek didn't even know that RAM was today