Shieldettys winning the tag titles and black son winning the IC title at SS edition
BURN IT DOWNNNN
>BURN IT DOWN
what the fuck is with the themes tonight?
holy fuck
>2017
>not burning it down
ishygddt
>the city of jasethy
BURN IT DOWN
Seth Rollins no longer known as the Architect, he's now known as the Arsonist.
BURN IT DOWN!!!111
BURN IT DOOOOWN
>>2946409
No fucking way is Him Johnson making these
>cuckslayer vs gaymus
More maryse?
>>2946377
So I decided to give WWE another shot after hearing some things about it on here. And boy, did I make the wrong decision doing that. The product fucking sucks. The only recognizable name they have is that old washed up geezer John Cena. There are literally NO storylines or larger than life characters. It's just plain ol' shit """wrestling"""
I watch wrestling to be Entertained. Not to watch a bunch of literally who doofuses play soap opera with each other. Fuck this shit!
Welp, back to New Japan
They better update Seths theme in 2k18!
The couldve got someone with a better scream than that
>burn it down
They're not even hiding that they are trying to destroy the company
why do I put myself through this shit every week?
>>2946428
fucking pasta
JUST BURN MY SHIT UP
>>2946408
Nice
when i was your kids age it used to be "break it down"
>>2946436
Who is your pornfu and why is it not Lana Rhoades?
Full new theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN12XMd5L_4
So I decided to give WWE another shot after hearing some things about it on here. And boy, did I make the wrong decision doing that. The product fucking sucks. The only recognizable name they have is that old washed up geezer John Cena. There are literally NO storylines or larger than life characters. It's just plain ol' shit """wrestling"""
I watch wrestling to be Entertained. Not to watch a bunch of literally who doofuses play soap opera with each other. Fuck this shit!
Welp, back to New Japan
>>2946409
What happened? I just turned it on now. I heard Burn it down
>>2946441
need a bigger dose doc
>all these fucking fast food commercials
HAILIN FROM DUNKIN DONUTS
How is he going to BURN IT DOWN if they can't afford pyrotechnics any more?
>>2946426
sure
>>2946450
Jordan's theme is shit. Seth's theme is the same but now there's the Burn It Down scream at the beginning.
>>2946454
It's a metaphor for what he's doing to the company
this is gay. post traps
>>2946447
>pornfu
>being this degenerate
>>2946377
>>2946339
>perfect pussy.
Pretty pussy is like a cherry on top.
Its hard enough to even fuck hot girls. But imagine finally getting a girl like this naked.
You are kissing her body
Tasting it.
You finally work your way to her crotch.
Unbutten slowly take off her pants.
See her tight, toned lower body in delicious lace thong underwear.
You kiss it over the cloth.
You slide you hands up her side.
Slowly remove her panties.
Your mouth waters.
Looking at you is a perfectly maintained groomed Mayrese pussy.
.
I bet her asshole is perfect too.
>The asshole
The thinking mans fetish
>>2946447
How can you have a pornfu that does negroes?
>>2946461
This is the last time I'm going to ask you nicely to stop posting nudity.
>>2946441
THanks Doc
>>2946426
always moar brother
never stop
>french sluts
Are into such freaky shit
google Princess Nikkie Crule
I wonder is Mayrese would use me as toilet paper
>>2946447
first pornfu: Sunny Leone
current: Sharon Lee
Cesaro interferes. Ambrose makes the save. yawn.
>>2946451
Bigger dose you say?
>>2946466
>Virginity: The Post
>>2946449
Quality post
>Stop posting my nudes.
>>2946476
That's the stuff right there, thanks doc
>>2946377
Burning down here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hWmdSWBTQw
>>2946451
How about a lethal dose?
Why don't they use themes with lyrics anymore?
It makes everyone seem like a CAW
>>2946478
I would pay 5000 of my savings to have mayrese shit on my chest
Here comes Dean to save Seth.
>>2946486
Here comes dean
>>2946490
It actually would have been better if Dean didn't come out.
now just feels corny
>>2946487
Laziness or to cheap
Meme ambrose sucks
>I'm sure Rollins wants Ambrose
gaaaay
neutralizer such a shit move. should have had Seamus do one of his moves instead
Shieldettys BTFO
>>2946426
more stocking feet
Rekt
BTFO
>>2946499
I love Sheamus and Cesaro now
Why does he wear the tape?
What city are they in? there is much more fat people in the crowd tonight
what if they all just started to suck each other off?
>the independent city-state of seff
What happened to Shield vs Miz?
Are they already giving the the tag titles?
DEANETTY AND JASETHY BTFO
There is no shield without based big dog
B
A
S H E A M U S
E
D
>>2946498
just curious, do you feel the same about the styles clash? because they're virtually the same
>>2946507
Pittsburgh, I think.
Dubs decide my next tribute.
>>2946506
If he took it off, would it hurt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=sTydsmM-eCw
>>2946508
it would be a new japan "comedy" match
>>2946507
Pittsburgh
>>2946510
Probably giving the belts I'd assume
>>2946516
MVP IM CUMMMIN
>>2946516
Bailey
>>2946516
rare lanas
>>2946506
probably because wrestlers he like wear tape so he copied them because he doesnt have an original thought and wants to fit in
God those belts are hideous
>>2946521
fuck off, drone
>>2946516
Bob Dole
>>2946516
Sheamus
I can definitely see HHH want the belt on Joe. He has big backing from him
>>2946516
Sasha's pits
Why aren't you as brave as Justin JJ Jones?
>>2946516
Braun Strowman
>>2946516
Rob Bartlett
>samoa joe wants to put someone to sleep
the audience?
TARD GAMES
>Deanetty comes out only to get asshanded
>>2946533
Ding ding!
retard time!!!
>>2946516
>Based Vince
Fat Albert
Justin Jason Jordan Jones?
Justin Jeff Jarrett Jones?
>>2946533
BASED ANON
>>2946533
Well, there we go
retarded fat nig winning gold stars and i can't even get a text back
http://nudewwedivas.forumcommunity.net/?f=6879338
holy shit this forum is still active.
Gotta give it us Rastling fans.
We sure are loyal and love our message boards.
Must be directly correlated to our autsim
>>2946545
lel
that's one happy nigga
Romaaaaan
>>2946545
Athlete
>have disabled son
>feed him 12 cheeseburgers a day
JJ looks like a fucking beast
Put the strap on him ASAP
>Its another nigger just likes to have fun episode
Are the Olympics best for him with that fucking weight?
FREIGHT TRAIN IN THE HOUSE
Damn Cory has really gone downhill
Justin JJ Jones is legit cool
Fuck you heartless edgelords
>>2946533
Winrar, but gross.
Based fat retard
Sign this kid and make him the new Khamla!
>>2946514
Its shit because it looks like he is going to do a cradle pile driver which is cool but then turns it into a shit pedigree
is this guy fucking retarded?
>>2946533
Nice
SHAKE AND SPREAD
>>2946561
LOU JAYYYYNNE
>>2946569
Just about all Special Olympic kids are
>>2946426
I want to cum all over those pantyhose feet
Dubs and everyone Jacks off to mick Foley tonight
>>2946550
LOL
the mods are ban happy nazis too LMAO
What is it wrestling forum janitors that cause them to be so stupid with power.
Is it the complete lack of control in their personal lives.
Its like squardcircle mods.
They banned me for called Big E
A king kong k ame a mea nig nog
>>2946577
FUCK
>>2946574
Serious question: there are special Olympics held seperatly from like no legs or blind people olympics yes?
Is dat da freight trein?
>>2946577
Oh shit
>>2946577
Well look at that.
Shake n spread? Think he meant shake n bake more like
>tickets are available for raw and SmackDown in NY
The WWE struggle is fucking real. Chicago and NY are always their strongholds
>>2946577
If you say so, anon
>>2946569
Its the same as last week. The special olympian was just black
>>2946581
Yes. That's the paralympics.
>>2946577
Jokes on you cunt I was going to do that anyway
LECTURE ME FOR BEING A WHITE MALE MICK
>>2946581
Yep
>>2946561
Freight Train made Wake Up It's Time To Die worth watching. I love me some Sex Ferguson, but Freight Train is forever.
I can't belive they are still handing out lights for this jobbers enterance
>>2946581
there's special olympics and paralympics
special olympics are for the mentally challenged
paralympics are for the phyiscally disabled
>>2946577
>Bray Wyatt
>bray
holy shit this ram is bad
>>2946593
Hey Vince!
To be honest, after Dean ran out and got his dick kicked in, I actually kind of wanted Roman to come out and clean house. I feel slightly ashamed of myself.
bring back Jim Johnston thumbs up if you agree
The eater of worms
>have to take a 205 live
>have to shower
>have to be up at 530
>no womens shit yet so I can take care of shitting and showering
Vince is working me hard tonight.
I marked out when Brayy Lmao won the Title.
What the fuck happened?
Isn't he tired of this gimmick?
inb4 demon KANG finn
DAT BOI BRAY WYATT LOOKIN REAL FAT BABY
>>2946595
They re-use most of them. Last show I was at only a handful of people actually kept them, most of us returned them to the ushers
>>2946609
A
S
S
happened.
>>2946599
3 months of strong booking is all it would take to bring him back.
But why the fuck cant wwe have strong stables anymore.
Stables are good
Stables are fun
Managers like the Heenan family are good.
What the fuck man.
There is actually some hotties at paralympics. I was watching the swiming and there was fucking midget swiming, it was awesome.
>>2946577
can i fap to cactus instead?
>>2946609
A few years ago if he won it, it would've been big. Too late imo
what is this
>>2946609
Same here then his wife caught him cheating and he got fat again.
>>2946609
Jobbed to Orton for some odd reason. Then they moved him to Raw so he couldn't get his rematch. Then Jinder won the fucking title off Randy a few weeks later.
has bray gotten FATTER?
>>2946577
I don wanna!
>>2946611
One of these days I'll make a baneposting thread with Sef and Kane. One of these days.
>>2946616
screw stables we need a faction or two
>>2946604
Thumbs up i guess CFO$ is a mess.
>>2946616
Vince will die someday, change will come.
>>2946611
how silly was it when Seth was cutting that promo going
DEMON WHERE ARE YOU DEMON
And kept fucking saying Demon.
Who writes this stupid shit.
>>2946604
Hacksaw thumbs up
Hooooooooo!!!
>>2946625
He's on that KO diet
>the same speech again
>>2946620
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HUSBANDO YOU SON OF A BITCH
every single time this fat fag comes out he speaks for 5 minutes and says absolutely nothing
what the fuck is this guys problem
Bray Wyatt is one of my favorite wrestlers of all time
>>2946577
>>2946617
was it in one of those inflatable pools?
>>2946634
He's fatter than KO
Im so glad finn dropped that cringy ass "demon kaannggg" shit
Reminder that the last time he showed up in demon form was almost 2 (TWO) years ago now.
>>2946625
It's called bulking you manlet pussy
>>2946628
stables are factions
r u trying to work me into a shoot anon?
If this angle doesn't bring back his Demon Finn then it's never coming back
Is that an At the Gates patch on his jacket?
i'm literally not paying attention to this promo
please give bray wyatt back harper and rowan
he's a joke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this guy may be the worst wrestler of all time
mordecai tier
Whats dis niggas problem?
is bray from the iron islands?
>>2946609
Same thing that happened to Dolph. Bray is stuck in the endless loop of gaining slight momentum and being immediately buried for no reason.
WEW
>That hairline
What did nature mean by this?
>>2946631
>yfw you still watch a kid's show
More like BRAY WOAT
>>2946642
>this city of this guy
Can somebody repeat what Bray said?
>>2946652
this.
even tho harper deserves better
Fuck this spoopy cuck Bray. Why didn't Harper get a push? Why doesn't WWE recognize how cool he is? Why is he barely even relegated to do dark matches? Seriously guys please tell me I'm alone in wanting to see HarpGOAT be a main eventer.
oh look the gay twink can do spoopy shit too
>still no demon kang
THE DEMON
KINO
>>2946664
DEMON
KANG
>trying too hard
holy fucking cringe
Balor life ending injury when?
>>2946663
LOL
Jokes on you
I watch NJPW ( Where the big boys play )
Wrestling is still real there
Just a normal balor.
fuck off
>>2946644
you sure? you could be right but i thought
2-tag team
3-stable
4 or more- faction
Bray talks at me but I can't hear a single word he's saying.
will semen this demon
NO POP
>>2946609
I miss strong Bray, I actually liked him. Why did WWE have to kill him?
>>2946620
WHERE IS HE?
supernatural powers?
>finndertaker
Bray was fucking gassed after that promo
*teleports behind you*
>>2946624
>they killed bray spotlight
>they make him job to orton in mania
>they gave FUCKING JINDER the the tittle
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WWE WRITERS
The only moment Randy wasn't bland it was when he was part of the Wyatts.
Is this kino? Can we be sure?
>literally no reaction
>>2946666
Something something darkness. Something sheep something. Something Balor Club escape something. [LAUGHS IN FAT]
Worst feud general?
>>2946640
it was in a regular pool. The midgets swim against normal people that have missing hands or cerebal paulsy or some shit
So can they both teleport?
>>2946679
Stable can be more than 3 anon.
4 horseman.
I think they are one and the same
>>2946698
it's just a hologram
>no DEEMON KANNG
braun's talking about you, /asp/
HE'S TALKING ABOUT US
>triple threat isnt the main event
They've given up on the third hour completely huh?
>>2946694
twink vs "i cheat on my wife with 6 kids at home" aka fat falling star
book it.
>hiding behind their keyboards
hehe y-yeah, fuck those guys, braun
>>2946678
I feel like he's saving a good warpaint outfit for Summerslam
>>2946698
>this feud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZZcUdIdAt0
>>2946679
>3-stable
Where the fuck did you get this idea? nWo was a stable and that had like 60 fucking people in it. Stable is just a wrestling term for faction.
>>2946698
They're both worship the same god as undertaker
>>2946698
Teleportation rules match at summerslam?
>>2946698
nah just super quick like in DBZ
i guess we win again smackchads
>>2946684
Most likely explanation is that Vince isn't a fan of Bray, which makes him a glorified enhancement talent. Won't change unless Bray somehow gets over with the boss.
I'M NOT LIKE MOST MEN
So for real he was under the ring that whole segment?
Cant wait to hear Russo shit on this
>these fucking terrible promos where all 3 guys are obviously reading a fucking teleprompter
what the fuck
Probably a 0% chance Braun wins at SS I'd assume
>>2946698
>their match will be full of teleporting
>lights go out and they reappear in different parts of the arena
>DBZ teleporting sfx
>>2946698
inb4 Teleport in a Cell match
>>2946707
Sasha turning on Bayley and setting up a triple threat at SS will be the big angle tonight
How much more money does WWE have to lose before they got TV-MA again.
Vince is going to have one more run, he loves that shit.
>Sable kiss my ass club.
But now that His wife is in Trump cabinate they may have to wait 8 years
>behind their keyboards
/asp/ BTFO
>>2946699
good point. my b
>>2946698
Is teleportation legal in a match?
>>2946716
of course
>and it's next!
wtf
nia//braun marriage confirmed
>hiding behind their keyboards
/ASP/ NEETS BTFO
>>2946717
creative probably told bray to get himself over
he thought they were talking about his weight
>>2946642
>I prefer vanilla manlets over interesting manlets
>when you realize diva shit in 3rd hour
Bork is going to come out during the match and start a brawl with all 3 right?
>>2946698
I bet there's someone who actually believes that they teleported and isn't a kid
>>2946723
Roman is winning dawg
>>2946711
Nothing personnel kid.
Why doesn't Bray just teleport OUT of the ring?
>>2946741
sleep early
I'm ok with this
>>2946731
it's the second most illegal thing in pro wrestling behind hypnosis
When did Finn get teleportation powers?
>>2946741
>when you realize youre watching a 3 hour shitshow
>>2946716
Was there even any doubt.
>>2946735
women are the new main event
Hey other Oak Ridge Bowler guy. Just won the summer league.
>>2946750
He has to wait for it to recharge
>>2946447
Monica Mattos 4 life
Ride Alone.
It's still half-assed scripted garbage with bad acting, but I actually like these close-up promos. Feels a bit more classic, intimate with the terrible characters of modern WWE. Better than the half-assed scripted garbage interviews backstage where we count down until someone interrupts while looking smug. Hope they keep doing these.
>>2946728
If anything Lynda being in Trumps cabinet means that they should go full tv-ma now. We have a full 8 years of sjws being btfo daily to properly enjoy entertainment again
>>2946716
>nakameme vs the champ
>based fatass vs the champ that run the camp
tomorrow is comfy
>>2946752
Same. Based.
>>2946752
>Britbongs staying up into the middle of the night to watch a shitty kid's program
>this isn't the main event
The fuck?
ROMANWINSLOL
>>2946761
That bitch fucked a horse and a midget
JOE JOE JOE
>main event
>9:48pm
Is this going for 70+minutes ? Nah wait they'll save wymmen for last. The absolute state of WWE lmao
>main event an hour before the show ends
This crowd is so dead. Pin drop silences
so what's the chance that this match isn't at the end because they don't want to pay Brock to be there the whole time to interfere
>>2946759
>Oak Ridge
Tennessee? I used to go there to row once a year. Nice little town desu. Love the backstory.
>>2946773
Only sucked a horse
Why in the absolute fuck is this in the 2nd hour?
There's gotta be an early stop to this match somehow
>>2946764
i like this
>hour long main event
>>2946775
its utterly pathetic. Might as well have the cruiser weights as the main event
>>2946773
anon please, I already came once tonight. :I
>>2946764
>8 years
It's her turn in 2020 drumpfy
>>2946771
The end of the 2nd hour is the new highlight of the show and gets peak viewing, before the kidlets go to bed.
Why dont they bill Braun as 300lbs? It would be believable.
There we go. The crowd woke up for big dog only
>>2946775
everyone can go to be early. not the britcucks.those queers will stay up and watch the divas wrestling
>>2946796
Nothing more than a Pavlovian reflex at this point.
>>2946790
Who is "her"? Trump has already raised more than enough money to successfully run for a second term, it's basically a guarantee at this point
>>2946563
This desu
>>2946781
>only
Only on 4chan sucking horse cock isn't seen as weird.
>>2946770
>us efficient bongs can go to work on next to no sleep
really makes americucks think
>>2946783
My man
>>2946775
You want the main event to be later? Why would WWE put the biggest drawing match at the time people are less likely to stay up for. Now they can just have women at the end and I can go to bed and not waste my time at all watching women.
>>2946780
Yezzir. Good town.
" This is my yard now"
Is this all he can say now?
>>2946658
>>2946868
>>2946868
Niggaz don't realize this is a youtube show now. It doesn't matter what order the show is recorded in since it's all going on youtube with each segment/match having it's own video.
WWE's shaky cam is making me throw up.
>>2946900
This raw.
why -___-
>>2946476
thanks doc