R A W - g a m e t h r e a d -

Lets just not and say we never did.

>>2945571
Lets not and say we didnt.

wow lotta posters here tonoght.....

fuck the revival

are we using this thread

>>2945556
>3 different threads

>>2945613
Yes.

Thoughts on CM Punk?

Fuck RAM and fuck WWE.

If roman loses the triple threat tonight, i will buy EVERYONE wwe 2k18 on steam.

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

fuck wwe

fuck WCW

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Jones Clean Bones called out Lesnar saturday night, so he probably will be going back very soon to the the UFC / leaving the wwe

>still no Hogan in the opening
fuck you Vince

i schleep

>>2945637
>fighting a guy 30 pounds lighter than him
might as well

New intro?

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who here /SMACK/

>>2945648
HERE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND NO PYRO AGAIN

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>"So anon what are your hobbies?"

wat do?

>no Brock tonight

why even bother?

QUITE A DROP FROM THE TOP

>summerslam isnt in LA

what the fuck went wrong

>>2945648
lolno

>>2945648
didnt deangod run ya the fuck out.

>>2945556
Just a reminder that you could be fucking your gf right now instead of watching a show literally designed to be watched by 10 year olds.

>>2945651
they got rid of it

So does someone still get to go to Universal with Enzo and Cass or did that happen already?

dun dun
>BLACK SON
dun dun
>BLACK SON
dun dun
>BLACK SON
dun dun
>BLACK SON

>>2945556
So I decided to give WWE another shot after hearing some things about it on here. And boy, did I make the wrong decision doing that. The product fucking sucks. The only recognizable name they have is that old washed up geezer John Cena. There are literally NO storylines or larger than life characters. It's just plain ol' shit """wrestling"""

I watch wrestling to be Entertained. Not to watch a bunch of literally who doofuses play soap opera with each other. Fuck this shit

Welp, back to New Japan

>>2945627
Acá papi

>>2945648
Right here daddy

>>2945652
Cumming

2bh, the raw main event at summerslam seems like the highest kayfabe power levels for wrestlers in years

>>2945658
>implying anyone on here has a gf

I can't believe you fucking sheep still watch this bullshit.

>>2945652
Smelling farts, licking feet, y'know the usual

>>2945652
Prepping my wife's bull

>>2945658
You could be sucking off your dad but here you are in /asp.

This main event is way too big

>>2945670
Fuck off to one of the G1 threads

>>2945658
My girlfriend is busy tutoring Mar'Quan today. It sucks.

Smackdownies BTFO

Not even sure I want to tune in tonight so I'll let my post number decide
Odd - watch ram then workout
Even - workout then play horizon
Dubs - read some comics
Trips - fap to my adopted cousin's Instagram

Are they piping cheers in?

Why isn't this on sky sports?

MY SON

BASED BORK

>>2945684
always

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>>2945670
>sheep

>>2945652
having sex with beautiful women

HERE COMES THE PAIN

HOLY SHIIIIT BASED LESNAR

>>2945653
anon BTFO

>>2945652
I spend all day shitposting on an anime image board.

I'm sick of Kurt's catchphrases

Brock lookin real jacked tonight

>Brock
smackdown just lost, boys
take tomorrow off

Where the FUCK is the

B A S E D
I O
G G

>>2945679
Really? My gf is also tutoring him.

He must be pretty bad at math.

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HE'S HERE

>>2945685
It is. Sky just rejiggered their channels. Sky Sports Arena.

>>2945652
When I'm not at work Im either at the gym or posting on a Japanese cartoon image website

How long will it take to mention jones?

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about to get the best segment out of the way until main event

can go sleep for 2 hours

LOL NO P Y R O

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HERE COMES THE RAPE

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When will the penis flytrap finally get called up?

yes brocky no neck

>>2945712
6 M I L L I O N P R O F I T

Heymann loves reigns

>Alexa
>Emma
>JoJo

Fuck, marry, kill?

Well we know now Brock has been looking extra fit these days. Getting in UFC shape

>>2945716
necks are for low T faggots

>>2945707
NEEEEEEEEERD

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Viking lesnar need to cum to wwe

I just realized I was on the wrong gamethread but I genuinely thought NO ONE was watching RAW except for myself and 4 other people.
The state of RAM

>>2945724
fuck all 3

GFW ON TV WHEN

GFW ON TV WHEN

GFW ON TV WHEN

GFW ON TV WHEN

>>2945726
oh its true

Bless Heyman. He really tries to get this shit over.

>>2945706
Nice guy but dumb as a brick. He seems to keep my girl calm which is cool I guess. She no longer seems stressed about being a tutor

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Has Cena shown up on Raw at all since becoming a "free agent"?

>>2945724
Marry the jew fuck the aussie kill the boon

>>2945627
CAVAAAAAAAAALGAAA

>>2945724
Marry Alexa
Fuck Emma
Kill Jojo

Sorry Jojo that ass is fat but im not into colonizing

Imagine getting paid millions to jog in place on tv a few times a year and wrestling like 5 matches a year where you do a few German suplexes.

>>2945724
Fuck Jojo. Marry Alexa. Kill Emma.

>>2945724
Marry bliss

Fuck Emma

Kill jojo

>>2945724
Marry Alexa
Fuck Emma
Kill JoJo(she's with Brayyy. Enough Said)

>>2945735
if anyone can do it it's him desu

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WOOOOOOOK IN MY WYEEEEES

WAT DOO YA SWEEEEEEEEEEE

ULTIMATE

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They should make the SummerSlam match an elimination match. Would be a lot more entertaining

People are happy

LMAOOOOO

LESNARS GOING TO UFC

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HES LEAVING LADS

BROCK GONE LOL

VINCE REPORTED TO BE IN TEARS BACKSTAGE

>Brock will leave and so will I leave if he loses
Brock confirmed for retaining

>>2945637
told ya he'll be leaving soon..

>>2945752
it would make bork look weak tho cos he's gonna lose it

>brock loses, doesn't come back till mania time
dang

Well he's losing.

Who didn't see this coming.

Bork is taking the Jones fight so he's leaving WWE for now.

I dare you to name one "If i lose i leave" match where the leaver didnt lose

Go ahead i can wait

joe needs the belt, he is the only one who can cut a promo

Will Brock get BTFO by Jones?

So he's winning for sure now right

>>2945752
they can't let Lesnar eat a pin if he's going back to MMA

What a waste of a lesnar date

>>2945761
>brock loses, doesn't come back
fixed that for ya

>>2945758
>>2945765
oh I didn't know he had a UFC match soon
so yeah RIP Bork

That jason jordan picture is horrible

>>2945767
probs some cena match

>>2945736
I feel bad for him honestly. I want to see him succeed in life, so I'm told my gf to give him as much tutoring as he needs. He must need a lot, she's always over there.

>>2945767
I don't understand the question.

>>2945767
HHH vs Brock at Mania

>>2945775
He doesn't, Jon Jones just called him out

If Brock loses he will go to SDLive

so fucking tired of shitty tag team feuds

>>2945777
Jason jordan is horrible

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wtf i thought bayley was pure innoncent

>>2945774
his contract expires in april and still has a ton of dates to fufill. "leaving" only means a few months in wwe world.
18+

Not home yet and phone posting plz recap the first segment anons ;-;

>>2945785
They gotta build up the hype somehow

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>>2945791

>>2945791
>Grass smells like cum

Isnt' jon jones radically outweighed by Brock?

jason jordan looks like a christian camp counselor

>>2945775
He has to serve the rest of his suspension before he can have a UFC fight. Has over 6 months left on it if he re-enters drug testing now.

>>2945782
I'm thinking about doing the same.

>>2945792
he's fulfilling them by showing up on these randomass RAWs, he just mysteriously added a bunch of dates between now and SS. wonder why?

>>2945802

shoot LOL

>>2945801
Dont you radically outweigh a car?

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>>2945791

>>2945793
Angle comes out panders to his hometown with cringe catchphrases.
>surprisebork.exe
Heyman is pissed about fatal 4 way stip and says bork will leave if he loses.

quick question, did patrice o'neal actually write for the wwe?

>>2945801
jones can make heavyweight i guess

>>2945801
I don't know much about him or UFC, but he's like young as fuck and is seen as the GOAT UFC guy with a great W/L record.

Brock would get creamed since he's 40.

>>2945804
which will give him plenty of time to train

wow... pretty good wwe working the smarks with the "if he loses he leaves and fights jon jones in ufc. good story telling to work the smarks. 10/10 raw

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>2 hours 44 minutes left

>>2945781
jhon's bean fired 69 times and has come back next week after all of them

>>2945815
Bork gonna get BLACKED

>>2945813
I remember he was a writer for a promotion but it may have been wcw

Whats happening tonight in the triple threat match

>>2945791
Big E's nickname for her is pogo stick.

>>2945815
Brock is only 40?

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>>2945819
At this point, I'm just following the threads instead of watching Raw

>>2945788
Can't argue no charisma, gable would've been better to be angle son

>>2945807
idk. i think it's like 30 a year. he must have more. and a mania pay out to turn down? idk man

>>2945825
sauce?

Hardy Goys

>>2945791
Where did you find this?

>>2945801
It's all a work to get cheap buys. They can make the top guys of two divisions fight even though nobody expects the small guy to win, except for dumb niggers on twitter who say stuff like "muh jones has good reach though".

>>2945818
23–1 yeah pretty good record ...

>>2945793
An American hero stood in silence while a fat jew shouted

>>2945813
He came up with the Stone Cold vs Booker T grocery store fight

>caws

>>2945791
That chin of hers is a sign of high testosterone. Her sex drive must be huge

>>2945823
jasonnetty jordannetty angletty is getting a free IC title match at SuS slam

he almost said Mr. T, kek

>>2945794
UFC isn't scripted

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THROW EM UP, GOOD BROTHERS

>>2945843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7cD3AXkeJM
Very delicious!

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>>2945843
hootski

>>2945844
>UFC isn't scripted

lol dana blew a fucking fuse and buried woodley when woodley refused to follow the script. tell me again how ufc isnt scripted.

Anderson has cool pants

>Gallows and Anderson were faces last week

>Gallows and Anderson are Heels again

>>2945835
wtf has that got to do with anything? retard. wwe is making a storyline out of jon jones calling brock out.

>haha we're the evil hardcore guys in oversized black jackets

I wish they would stop using this gimmick

>>2945844
Retard, seek sunlight. Hype and characters doesn't equal scripted.

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>>2945844

>>2945664
This

Already turned off

>>2945849
WHAT ARE THE YOUNG KEKS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE, JOSH, YOU STUPID FAGGOT?!

Chad Gable is going to become a world champion at some point

Jasonetty Jordanetty will never move past this black son storyline

>>2945855
fuck i meant to reply to>>2945815

>>2945843
>>2945846
>>2945850
/wew/ please leave

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welp this is boring as fuck. bout to go smoke a bowl whos wit me?

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>try to skip forward
>remember it's live

>Twitter war

Good brother Gunka with new tights

>TOS violation

>>2945865
Kill yourself, degenerate stoner.

AGUANTE CHACA

>>2945863
okay well.. noone else has adressed my point.. its a great story line to work the smarks.

>>2945868
T H I C C

>called him a mule
BASED

>>2945756
Don't care.
Brock either needs to do more dates, or just fuck off. Tired of him showing up 7 times a year and working 5 minute suplex only matches.

>>2945829
If Lesnar has to miss WrestleMania, he won't care. UFC is still a PPV model and the headliners get a big chunk of it. WWE is not PPV anymore, no bonuses for Brock being a draw. He got 2.5million from UFC just for showing up against Mark Hunt, before a single dime of PPV bonus.

Lesnar will make more from the Jones fight than a full year of his WWE salary. Easily.

>>2945791
I'm a hugger for those titties

Whats the divas match tonight

>>2945862
>5'7
>world champion

Not going to happen unless he gets over huge like Daniel Bryan.

>>2945825
bullshit, post sauce

how much time is left

>>2945791
Is that Roman in the middle?

>>2945831
Up up down down with Bayley. Big E calls her pogo stick, no doubt Bayley has been blacked.

>>2945880
exactly. but wwe is using this as a storyline which is pretty genius

/gocompare/

>>2945873
Aguante chaca vieja no me importa nada

>>2945884
>>2945894
meant to reply to this

>>2945875
Brock is gonna make $$$ for a fight against Jones, odds are he'll take the fight and leave for a while to ready himself for it.

Or we could see a Punk/Cena MITB kind of end to the match where actually wins despite things pointing to the obvious end of him losing so he can do the fight.

>>2945884
i dont disagree with any of that. all i was saying is he still has contract obligations. i don't think either of us know the full details of it, but maybe SS will be his final. if i was him i'd ride it out till mania.
but i'm 100% agreement. i'm wondering how the fuck jones goes to 220 and brock...to what 260? i think that's where they could meet?
it would be an insane match and buyrate

>John cena wins lol will fight Shinsuke Nagookmura to fight street shitter at a ppv

I am still in shock over this booking

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>still watching WWE

FEET.EDU

>>2945902
> watching midget tag team wrestling

>>2945902
who are these geeks

who's been to a live raw? i was at aidsy glasgow last year

>one of the all-time greats

???

has anyone ever been pinned by a side effect?

>>2945902
Who are these nerds

>>2945909
one of the all time great cucks

>>2945908
went to a few in Greensboro during the AA

>>2945902
>watching guys pretend to fake wrestle

WAIT A SEC...

I thought these bald fucks turned face last week

>>2945908
Been to the one in London a couple of years in a row

>Time left until end of raw
https://datayze.com/time-until.php?date=July+31st%2C+2017&hours=22&minutes=05&time_display_type=days&off=&include_type=all

Holy fuck the revival are cringe

>>2945916
>>2945919
thoughts bois?

>>2945664
>Ends with back to New Japan
25 ¥ has been deposited into your account

>>2945901
Seriously Nakamara vs Cena should be at SS. Jinder has no business having a title match at SS.

ITS THE CURRENT YEAR SUCKA

>>2945908
i was there for the zigler cash in
and a random raw when ryback was huge

I hate when wrestlers shimmy into position to receive top rope moves

Booker wtf

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>Vince still burying G&A

>>2945902
I'd watch any shit over these cucks

>>2945901
Describe Raw's booking like this please.

>>2945931
Blame the cameramen

>>2945918
It was heel vs heel, the jobber heels get to be sorta faceish for the occasion

>>2945927
nobody gives a fuck about nakamara, dude

>>2945929
CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA!

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2 HOURS 30 MINUTES LEFT!!!!

OFF DA STAGE

20-20-20-2017 BROTHER

>>2945934
Thanks for the scraps NJPWcucks ;)

>Nononononononooooooo

>>2945925
Was a good night. Booed Reigns, went for a shit during the divas match, Cena popped the crowd by saying we deserve a Wrestlemania.

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>THEY'VE AWOKENED SOMETHING INSIDE OF MATT AND JEFF

>>2945934
they've been dead for a long time. pretty much walking zombies at this point.

I mean, didn't they sort of turn face last week against the Revival? Now they are jobbing to the Hardys this week.

Book is stroking out.
>"twenteh-tweh-twhenty 17"

>smelling toast
Fucking kek

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>>2945927
MDMWTS
D
M
W
T
S

What have I missed?

>>2945889
He's 5'7" but he's also got a good look and is a genuine Olympic wrestler

Renee Young (Old)

>>2945951
the hardys are legends, nimrod
they dont deserve to beat them

RENEE IS CUTE

Renee looks like she just had sex

>>2945956
Absolutely nothing. Do yourself a favor and don't start.

>>2945957
>got a good look
he looks short

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>>2945943

So Vince was really pissed about the fist bump shit?

>>2945925
had a lot of fun heckling the Rock and spouting Stone Cold catch phrases. luckily I went before the "what" shit started

Renee struggling to stay in character

>>2945960
so what about all of the other teams G&A have jobbed to? Are they all legends too?

Dean is going to be a grand slam champion...

Her arms are getting fat, maybe shes preggers

>>2945966
You know you don't have to watch this right

RENEE ON RAW

They're making it sound like their a gay couple

renees arms are looking flabby

The curse of Dean even affected Renee.
she looks like shit now

>>2945931
This is the response I gave when people said ZSJ's style is not realistic because supposedly his submissions require his opponents to just stand. It's easy to forget unrealistic things of flippy shit because you're just used to it. Or other unrealistic things of brawling when you can just run from being punched.

>>2945953
>Booker T is having a Jerry Lawler heart attack episode of RAW before the night is over

At least this show will be interesting

Does this faggot Seth have a new shirt every week?
Is he even in the top 5 sellers with all his merch?

>>2945971
He's gonna be a Denny's grand slam breakdast.

>>2945973
no we can't

>this wednesday, nxt gets BLACKED
what did they mean by this?

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>>2945962
true

What is Dean Ambrose's gimmick?

Stop bullying Colby Lopez

>>2945956
Bork

>>2945970
no they're just better

>>2945949
much the same in smarky Glasgow, except neck beards tried to hijack a segment to get themselves over. wasn't bad tho, fun night all in all

Kek will they ever bring up Black to the main roster? I'd love to see Meltz react over tbat

>>2945982
Yeah...yeah you're right

Why does Seth want to team with Dean so bad?

Are they finally doing a gay storyline?

>>2945985
He's cooky and loony duh

>>2945964
Cheers babe. I'll skip through it tomorrow.

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>not slapping Rene on the ass and telling her to get back into the kitchen as he ends the interview

I thought they were married?

>>2945908

Got to see one last August. They're coming back to my town in November but I still need to pick up a ticket once they go on sale. I recently got to hit up a SDL and that was fun as fuck.

>>2945956
bork is leaving after summerslaa

>>2945985
Unhinged yet charismatic lunatic element who exudes coolness and never backs down from a fight!

>>2945954
POO'D

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>>2945980
I actually have one of his shirts. It was a gift from my one friend who likes wrestling

>>2945988
so, like I said G&A are walking zombies at this point as they aren't better than any tag team in WWE apparently.

>>2945984
>that lip bite
You just know.

>>2945985
He's CRAZY! UNHINGED! Some would even say a LUNATIC!

>>2945954
>A good celebration the smarks fucking ruined

>>2945985
Lazy shithead

>>2945997
Should have given her a fist bump

>>2946005
oh true you're right
sorry i didnt mean to call you a nimrod, i'm just passionate about wrestling
we cool bro?

you guys are just jealous how wacky dean is.
fkin haters

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>>2946001
>>2946001
and he always stay strapped!

who the FUCK in upper management keeps OKing these cringey Seth shirts???

>>2945985
WHATS THE DERANGED MAN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

If i see someone post
>based insert name here working the smarks
one more time im gonna pop a brain cell

>>2945998
>>2945998
>>2945998
>>2945998

>>2945985
wrestling in blue jeans

>>2945999
yeah smackdown in glasgow was far better than raw. it pains me that they've moved the roster about. miz was fucking star on SDL and elevated ambrose and many others.

what does shoulder tape even do

>>2946020
Calm down lad, no need for a new thread

>>2945965
Yeah that's why being a genuine Olympic wrestler matters
He's a small guy who doesn't need to be flippy to believably beat people bigger than him, that's rare

>>2946012
sorry, being called a nimrod is where I draw the line brother.

not cool at all

>>2946019
Looks like your based brain is about to work you into a seizure

>>2946016

I could understand if they were going with that angle but that shit is done. It would have made sense while he was feuding with Haitch

its amazing how many people on the roster are just "there" not really doing anything. they might as well put everyone in a black room for 3 hours

Please Vince dont break up Sheamus and Cesaro this year

>>2946045
This would be retarded, white pride world wide work really well together

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>cruisershit action
FUUUUCCCK!

>ropes arent purple
hmm

>>2945625
damn, bull nakano looks like thst?

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>2 hours and 11 minutes left.