David Bixenspan made up the entire thing
Legend.
>>2943357
NO. FUCKING. WAY.
Why would he do that? Surely that goes against his journalistic integrity?
>>2943404
ABSOLUTE LEGEND
Is this real?
Based Bix working the IWC.
holy fucking based
big if true
Who the fuck is this autistic looking faggot?
>>2943357
based bix
based
This is now a Jimmy Ocean thread
>>2945647
gay
>>2943357
That BASTARD! I had my hopes up!!
>>2943357
thank you based legend
I laughed so hard when Jim Cornette buried this story on his podcast, reading out pages of the phony script and laughing at:
1. how bad the writing was, and
2. saying the author clearly "was not somebody who knew the first thing about wrestling".
...And then it turned out it was a guy who wants to be a wrestling journalist! REKT.
>>2948284
>Can't write
>Doesn't know wrestling
How can this LARPing mark ever recover?
>>2948284
Based Cornetto exposing the marks
>>2948284
BASED
>>2943357
Legend
>>2948284
BASED CORNETTO THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>2948284
BASED CORNETTO THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>Kenny O
>Young Cucks
>Vince Russo
>Cuxenspam
Who will /ourguy/ BTFO next, lads?
>>2948284
Based bill balls Jimmy annihilating the LARPers
>>2948689
>hero worshipping an angry irrelevant has been whose sole thread relevance hangs on to bashing far more succesful and prominent stars of the business as he rages about the world passing him by
He's also a 110% shillary cuck and cuts his autistic rage promos on Trump weekly on his podcast.
Imagine wanting to emulate or look up to that.
>>2948721
>Cuxenspam literally SEETHING at being made the property of James E Cornette, esq.
>>2948727
>less than 90 seconds response time
Man look at all this space inside your head Anon!
So much room for activities!!
I'll be staying here a while it seems.
>>2948295
REKT
>>2948733
Take a look around. See over there? That's the Pewdiepie lounge. And here? That's Ryback's Ryfamily RyBar and Rygrill.
Through this door, it's the Blac Chyna Gentleman's club. And just around the corner, we come to the Perez Hilto-
Wait a minute. What's that...?
That's right. Oh no!
You are in the "Literally Who? realm of my brain, Cuxenspam. Enjoy your stay.
>>2948750
holy fucking kek
>>2943357
Is that what he looks like?
Imagine not only watching WWE, but writing about it as well. What is wrong with people.
>>2948750
REKT
>>2948750
KEK!
>Bixencuck status: BTFO
>>2948750
>>2948750
BIX JUST GOT ENDED
>>2948284
link?
>>2948750
holy shit
>>2948750
Careful anon like Kevin Nash said, Sodomy is a felony
>>2948750
Fucking lol
>>2948750
>Cuxenspam
>>2948750
>7 samefagged responses in under 10 mins to this cringe bullshit
>admitting the guy is living in your head and you are obsessed
oh dead
You've made quite the show of yourself here today.
A nice cool tall glass of Clorox should take care of that.
>>2948859
>This is fine! I can still salvage some dignity!
Cuxenspam absolutely IN TEARS at his public destruction.
>>2948750
Utterly SAVAGE
>>2948750
>Pewdiepie
>Blac Chyna
>Perez Hilton
>CRYbacketty
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS, ONE OF THESE THINGS JUST DOESN'T BE-LONG...
>>2948883
Why would you post an accompanying selfie of yourself as you were typing that post.
Reported for camwhoring desu
>>2948940
>trying to bants through the tears
absolutely DELICIOUS
>>2949060
>he's still seething with tears
>he came back here hours later because he is still so unnaturally gotten to
>he thinks getting the last word means he "wins"
You lost long ago pal, there is no salvage no matter how many last word posts you try to get in.
>>2948750
fucking BRUTAL
>>2948750
>>2948859
>>2948940
>>2949101
Cuxenspam exposed for having precisely ZERO BANTS GAME, even though he claims to be a writer.
Poetry.
>>2949146
>I-I-IF I GET THE L-L-L-LAST WORD, T-T-T-THAT MEANS I-I-I-I WIN"
No
>>2949148
>He still thinks he can rescue this
>>2949198
>Last word
>>2949209
>when you are reduced to single sentence responses even though you wanted to be a writer
>when you can't even match /asp/ shitposters in a battle of wits
>when your blood pressure reading is higher than your IQ when you browse this thread
>when you wish you could let this thread die so nobody else has to see it, but the defeat is living inside of you now
Cuxenspam living in a nightmare of his own creation.
>>2949265
More
>>2948295
>this thread
>the level of damage control
>>2948284
>62 replies
>18 posters
wew
>>2949315
Pretty good ratio for this board.
>>2948284
bix btfo
>>2948284
HOLY SHIT BIX ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Cuxenspam
>>2948284
Imagine getting this btfo by a southern liberal hick
>His name is Cuxenspam
>he's a cuck
>and he spams
>>2948750
oh my dayyyyyyyyyys
>>2948750
My man, you just killed him.
yea fuckin rite
>>2948750
SLAUGHTERED
>>2948750
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>2948750
david cucksenspan suicide on stream when
>>2948750
david cucksenspan suicide on stream when
>>2948750
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>2948750
BTFO
>>2948750
the best
>>2943357
damn! Bix looks like THAT!?
>>2948750
There's more replies to this than unique ip's
>>2948750
B A S E D
>>2956222
learn to count dipshit
>>2956222
learn to count dipshit
CAN WE STOP FUCKING BUMPING THIS UGLY KEKS FACE TO THE FRONT PAGE JESUS CHRIST
>>2957155
>carter seeting