What can we learn from his stories?

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>>2942038
history repeats itself

>>2942038
Cocaine is a hellava drug.

>>2942038
Learn from the Macho Man. If you're going to leave you're women in the locker room when you're in the ring. You'd better lock the door behind you too.

>>2942038
How to be a mid card cuck 4 life.

that Sunny was one dirty cokewhore.

>>2942163
She was a somawhore too, anon.

But don't blame sluts for cucks you fucking nu-male baby. You get cheated on cause your parents never taught you how to put a bitch in check.

Cuckdido's parents were lesbians (Google it). Lesson learned.

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>>2942038
Better to share cake with your friends than have humble pie alone.

>>2942038
If you're young and new to the company and get an injury that needs surgery and heal time. Accept the company's offer to pay for the surgery and let you heal when all they ask for in return is that you train another young up and comer who is going to be the next superstar in wrestling and quite possibly the biggest name in Hollywood. Don't quit because you don't like the direction of your character and leave for a smaller promotion with a rampant drug culture and a promoter that bounces more checks than LeBron does basketballs.

>>2942279
Oh wow he never had a chance as a man. We gotta stop these dykes and faggots from raising kids.

>>2942279
If women want to cheat they will cheat. It has always been that way. Passing their shit tests and staying on top of your game can diminish the chance but ultimately the risk is always there, especially in socially liberal western countries.

>>2942279
>when you try to sound like a tough guy but expose yourself as a cuck
Women will cheat no matter what you do, you silly teenager. Unless you lock her in the fucking basement she will take whatever dick she pleases.

>>2942551
>>2942596
>>2942740

>BETA
>BETA
>BETA

Blahahahaaaa!!!!! You poor, poor worthless excuses for human beings.

(Insert Fucboi Voices) "gurls will always cuck you know matter wut, just accept men r pussie subservient bitchez n they have no power in relationsh1ps."

You fucks disgust me.

>>2942551
>>2942596
>>2942740

>BETA
>BETA
>BETA

Blahahahaaaa!!!!! You poor, poor worthless excuses for human beings.

(Insert Fucboi Voices) "gurls will always cuck you know matter wut, just accept men r pussie subservient bitchez n they have no power in relationsh1ps."

You fucks disgust me.

>>2942831
nobody said that