*works the UFC and WWE*

Is Brock going to, dare I say it, /BeatDatNiggaAss/?

>>2939913
Yes and the /sp/erg tears will be hilarious

>>2939920
just like when phil was going to beat gall huh

>>2939920
Will beating the UFC GOAT earn us out spot back in /sp/?

>>2939930
Sadly no, but the salt from /sp/ will be good enough.

>>2939935
Yes it will. They are already salty about the Brock threads.

>>2939929
Did anybody here honestly think Phil was going to win that fight?

lesnar has nothing to gain by fighting jones
>win
WOW BIG DEAL YOU BEAT SOMEONE 40 POUNDS LIGHTER IN A DIFFERENT WEIGHT CLASS
>lose
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH HE LOST TO SOMEONE 40 POUNDS LIGHTER IN A DIFFERENT WEIGHT CLASS

the different weight class fight meme has to end

>>2939950
This! UFC needs to go Openweight with two belts(women/men)

>>2939961
Not happening, the state athletic commissions have a tight grip on UFC and McCain would go apeshit on them again if they go open.

>>2939947
except a shit load of money. ya fucking mark

So he is leaving without putting anyone over.

Again

>>2939990
you're already bitching and his contract isn't even up until next april lmao

Brock
>Explosive power
>bigger hands
>4.5 inches shorter than JJ in reach

If Brock can take JJ down, he wins. If not, JJ picks him apart.

>>2939998
that's every single lesnar fight ever
and jones is at least as good on the ground if not better than lesnar. couple that with his ungodly like palm tree gangly elongated alien legs and he's gonna make quick work of bork.

>>2939993
Lesnar is 3 years too late to put anyone over.

It doesn't matters anymore

>>2940001
Bork's sheer size and power will cuck JBJ's technique

>>2939985
does pointing out the obvious make you feel smart?

>>2939961
The openweight fights in Pride were nearly always freakshow bouts. While those were fun every once in a while I'd rather MMA not be entirely composed of them.

>>2939929
No, just like Brock beat up hunt, Phil can't even throw a punch lol

>>2939929
/asp/ hated phil redditor

>>2939929
/asp/ hated phil redditor

>>2939929
>implying Gall isn't /ourguy/ for tapping out cuck man Phil
Gain height.

>>2940030

Brock cheated and the result has been overturned

Well on one hand bork is a giant albino gorrllia.

On the other hand jones has like ten thousand foot arms

I think jones will probably win in the end.

>attempts a shooting star press from 3/4 of the way across the ring instead of picking the nearer corner

>goes on an all-meat diet (lmao), fucks up internal organs, wonders why

Brock was gifted with great physical potential (which he has fulfilled through hard work, no doubt), but let's face it, he drew the short straw in the brain department.

>>2940749
>worked Vince into paying him millions for working 4 times a year
>dumb

Pick one.

>>2939998
>If Brock can take JJ down

If DC couldn't take JJ down, Brock definitely won't. Especially not before getting hit litearlly one time in his liver.

>>2940899
1. brock is a better wrestler than dc
2. his liver was never the problem and what was his problem is is fixed now
ya fuckin mark

>>2940899
Brock is a lot stronger and bigger than DC

>>2940902
One good liver shot is all it takes on any man. Didn't the Bas teach you anything????

>>2940899
>literal midget taking down a massive motherfucker
>ever
JJ is gonna get a rude awakening when he moves to heavyweight. Unless he earns a KO in the first round, he sure as hell is gonna be on his feet long. Brock is physically gonna be the biggest dude he ever fought.

>>2940945
And it's not even close. Brock will be around 280 come fight night. Jones better hope he can catch Brock standing.

>>2940902
>1. brock is a better wrestler than dc
t. casual

>>2940725
no amount of technique will beat Brock's size and power.

>huge push by vince
>gets bored and leaves
>comes back
>worked vince into giving him millions for doing jack shit and being fed takers streak
>leaves again

You can not deny this guy is GOAT at working vince.

>>2939979
Another reason this old coot needs to go. Don't leave it to cancer, get his ass voted out.

>>2941263
Did you not see the Velasquez fight? Had Brock doing his best helicopter impersonation.

>>2941157
Yeah because that's how all fights start, and brock has shit tier striking. Jones will pretty much knee him to death if he goes for the takedown.

>>2941263
Did you not see the Velasquez fight? Had Brock doing his best helicopter impersonation.

>>2941157
Yeah because that's how all fights start, and brock has shit tier striking. Jones will pretty much knee him to death if he goes for the takedown.

>>2939941
a bunch of queers here who know nothing about MMA thought he had a chance

>UFC's 205 Weight Division Champion challenging Brock
This is like if Cedric Alexander called out Brock.
Why would anyone take this seriously given the size discrepancy?

>>2948103
Cain is a great fighter with decent size and intense training, something Brock could have been if UFC was popular back in '02

>>2948841
The guys walking weight is probably around 225 pounds. He cuts down his weight. And yes, WWE weight classes are weird, normal people (and fighters are normal people) don't walk around being fit weighting 280+pounds.