>I watch wrestling for the ratings

>>2938521
Cool, bro.
I watch it for the titties, botches, and rare awesome moments.
On an unrelated note; I haven't pissed my pants in over 5 weeks #sober

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>I watch wrestling for the stories

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>I watch wrestling at all

>>2938600
>he watches fake fighting for the matches
Go outside

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>my favorite wrestlers are the ones who i think make kike mcmahon the most money

>>2938619
>he watches fake fighting for the stories
Go inside a vagina

>>2938646
But that's the point neckbeard. Storylines centered around fighting, but the fighting is only there to advance the plot. No fans of combat sports give a shit about wrestling because it's fake.

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>>2938670
>But that's the point neckbeard. Storylines centered around fighting, but the fighting is only there to advance the plot. No fans of combat sports give a shit about wrestling because it's fake.

>>2938670
>But that's the point neckbeard. Storylines centered around fighting, but the fighting is only there to advance the plot. No fans of combat sports give a shit about wrestling because it's fake.

>>2938521
Goddamnit that picture of me will never die, will it

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>>2938521
>>based big dog working the smarks

>>2938521
>I watch a REAL combat sport like MMA

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>>2938521

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>>2938521
>I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Wrestling, is in fact, Sports Entertainment/Wrestling, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Sports Entertainment plus Wrestling. Wrestling is not the product it self, but rather another component of a fully functioning promotion made compelling by larger than life characters, promos, backstage brawls, kayfabe and storylines written by writerrs comprising a full product as defined by the writers.

>Many people watch a version of Sports Entertainment everyday, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Sports Entertainment which is widely viewed today is often call "Wrestling", and many of its viewers are not aware that it is basically Sports Entertainment, developed by World Wrestling Entertainment. There really is a Wrestling, and people do enjoy it, but it is part of the product itself.

>Wrestling is the in ring action: the segment of a Sports Entertainment performance that demonstrations the simulation of combat between two or multiple opponents. The Wrestling is an essential part of the product but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete product. Wrestling is usually apart of a Sports Entertainment television show: The whole show is basically Sports Entertainment with Wrestling. All of the so called "Wrestling" promotions are really promotions of Sports Entertainment/Wrestling.

Most of the ratings and numbers bullshit is just the Dentonfag

>But that's the point neckbeard. Storylines centered around fighting, but the fighting is only there to advance the plot. No fans of combat sports give a shit about wrestling because it's fake.