How would you book Sonny Smasher's WWE debut?

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>>2937004
i'd give him a haircut

>>2937004
I didn't know Ben Savage was getting into the wrasslin biz

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>>2937004
I'd hype the fuck out of #TeamSmasher with vignettes then have him come out alone because Sonny Smasher is an army of one.

That belt looks legit like it's from Toys R Us

Anyway he'll be perfect for Wrestlemania 38: Live from the Stanford Community College gymnasium!

>>2937022
It got autocorrected, suck my nuts

>>2937015
>#TeamSmasher

No comments, likes or retweets.

This is actually kinda sad.

>>2937004
have him bury reigns with a 20 second win

>>2937045
What's the finish?

>>2937024

>mobile shitposting

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https://twitter.com/Bonnie021214/status/879742600189804544

Let him go over Styles clean

>>2937015
Is that Villman with a Rightclops costume?

With a sex tape staring himself and Roman Reigns' daughter.

>>2937004
Jobber who gets squashed in the opener on the UK show that like 10 people will watch

>>2937004
dat skeleton lookin nigga needs to GOMAD + SS, stat

As an obsessed peasant to the king of the cruiserweights.

>>2937076
>the stable has "stable" in the name

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>>2938983
Nah, just get on the Malky diet. Haggis and Scottish Malt all day ery day.

>Shield Reunion
>3 on 1 handicap match
>Sonny Smasher squashes all of them clean
>Immediately challenged by Brock Lesnar
>Does a single finisher, pins him immediately
>Sonny Smasher Universal Champion
>Have him hold the belt for longer than Bruno did
>The very day that he beats the record, kill him in the middle of the ring in Madison Square Garden, then burn down WWE's head office and dissolve the company, ending on the highest possible note

>Shield Reunion
>3 on 1 handicap match
>Sonny Smasher squashes all of them clean
>Immediately challenged by Brock Lesnar
>Does a single finisher, pins him immediately
>Sonny Smasher Universal Champion
>Have him hold the belt for longer than Bruno did
>The very day that he beats the record, kill him in the middle of the ring in Madison Square Garden, then burn down WWE's head office and dissolve the company, ending on the highest possible note

>Shield Reunion
>3 on 1 handicap match
>Sonny Smasher squashes all of them clean
>Immediately challenged by Brock Lesnar
>Does a single finisher, pins him immediately
>Sonny Smasher Universal Champion
>Have him hold the belt for longer than Bruno did
>The very day that he beats the record, kill him in the middle of the ring in Madison Square Garden, then burn down WWE's head office and dissolve the company, ending on the highest possible note

>>2937004
Wtf kind of belt is that

>Shield Reunion
>3 on 1 handicap match
>Sonny Smasher squashes all of them clean
>Immediately challenged by Brock Lesnar
>Does a single finisher, pins him immediately
>Sonny Smasher Universal Champion
>Have him hold the belt for longer than Bruno did
>The very day that he beats the record, kill him in the middle of the ring in Madison Square Garden, then burn down WWE's head office and dissolve the company, ending on the highest possible note

>Shield Reunion
>3 on 1 handicap match
>Sonny Smasher squashes all of them clean
>Immediately challenged by Brock Lesnar
>Does a single finisher, pins him immediately
>Sonny Smasher Universal Champion
>Have him hold the belt for longer than Bruno did
>The very day that he beats the record, kill him in the middle of the ring in Madison Square Garden, then burn down WWE's head office and dissolve the company, ending on the highest possible note

>>2937004

Is Sonny Smasher the only wrestler /asp/ unanimously agrees on?

>>2943759
Gentlemen Jimmy Ocean

>>2944132
This. Sonny has alot of potential but Jimmy Ocean is a fucking legend.

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>>2942008
It's the WAW "Downs Syndrome International Heavyweight Championship".

>>2944191
Damn, nigga already growing bitch tits. Must be on the Malky diet.

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Did Sonny smash her?

>>2944763
all night while Jimmy Ocean watched

>Shield Reunion
>3 on 1 handicap match
>Sonny Smasher squashes all of them clean
>Immediately challenged by Brock Lesnar
>Does a single finisher, pins him immediately
>Sonny Smasher Universal Champion
>Have him hold the belt for longer than Bruno did
>The very day that he beats the record, kill him in the middle of the ring in Madison Square Garden, then burn down WWE's head office and dissolve the company, ending on the highest possible note

>>2937004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTLlzHyfyS8

>Shield Reunion
>3 on 1 handicap match
>Sonny Smasher squashes all of them clean
>Immediately challenged by Brock Lesnar
>Does a single finisher, pins him immediately
>Sonny Smasher Universal Champion
>Have him hold the belt for longer than Bruno did
>The very day that he beats the record, kill him in the middle of the ring in Madison Square Garden, then burn down WWE's head office and dissolve the company, ending on the highest possible note

>Shield Reunion
>3 on 1 handicap match
>Sonny Smasher squashes all of them clean
>Immediately challenged by Brock Lesnar
>Does a single finisher, pins him immediately
>Sonny Smasher Universal Champion
>Have him hold the belt for longer than Bruno did
>The very day that he beats the record, kill him in the middle of the ring in Madison Square Garden, then burn down WWE's head office and dissolve the company, ending on the highest possible note

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>>2946139