Autisc and cringy wrestling related things you've done

Based sperg lord OP, shooting on marks
I superkicked someone in a real fight and I won.

>>2934485
23+

Put someone in the walls of jericho. Although apparently my version actually hurt because the kid started crying lol. I also did an ankle lock on my brother, didn't realise it would hurt him so much

I cancelled a date with a girl because the main event of Raw was Cena and Orton vs the whole Raw roster and I wanted to see it. She was pissed and never went out with me again.

Blew off an okcupid date because I got distracted watching Attitude era Raws on the Network.

Took a girl on our 3rd date to my local Indy wrestling show. She left 30 min in, asked if I wanted to go to her house. I stuck around to watch the show and she blocked my number. That was a month ago.

I'm a 33 y/o virgin and it's totally my fault at this point.

>>2934485
Busted out the Stone Cold Stunner on a playground fight. I kicked him in the butt and grabbed his neck, he just picked me up and threw me to the ground. Lost 3 baby teeth after he stomped me a bit.

>>2934485
Was 9.
New stepdad is mean to me, I miss real Dad.
Hit stepdad with a steel chair.
He makes me apologize and tell my mom what I did.
Jokes on him - later I said he made me strip naked for him and dance, mom believed me over him.

>>2934690
Have sex

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>>2934485
>>start singing Limp Bizkit's "crack addict" like in the Rock vs Austin promo package

>had shopzone magazines
>had small wwe divas magazines
>leaned them against pillow so i can jack off to lying down
>fell asleep
>mom wakes me up next morning
>magazines still posted against pillow

>>2934783
AHHHH HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>2934711
>Jokes on him - later I said he made me strip naked for him and dance, mom believed me over him.

>711

LEL

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>late 2006
>6th grade
>overweight loser manlet pussy
>would always wear wwe shirts no matter what
>ufc was first hitting the mainstream, so wrestling was for losers
>easy target for bullying
>used to walk home alone 3 miles because older sister was popular and walked with her group
>walking home with my rey mysterio shirt
>unironically listening to DX theme on Mp3
>Mexican kids shove me down from behind
>want to fight
>never been in a fight so the first thing i do is go for an arm low blow
>not effective
>thrown again on the floor.
>climb a wall on the side of someones house
>try to do a cross body
>fall on my face
>get broken nose and busted lip after beating
>sister is forced to have me around her friends
>called rey myfagio until high school

>>2934942
>Tried to do a cross body
That'll teach ya to do that flippy shit you mark

> high school
> ankle lock on my shoolmate, tear his legament
> regularly powerbomb/F5/Vertical suplex/german suplex/gorilla press friends in gym, beach, everywhere
> almost put to sleep a buddy with a stiff side headlock because "he didn't tap out"
> sexy wrestling with gf in bed

sometimes I still do this shit. sexy wrestling still goes on. 32yo now

my mom wouldnt let me stay up late to watcha ppv so i cut a promo on her saying im wathcing it and thats the bottom line cause stone cold said so and give me a hell yeah

>Sisters friends try to bully me
>It's during the time period where Rikishi is really popular
>Get held down while the four of them take turns giving me stinkfaces
>I was 9 and they were 15 or 16
>After they're finished I call them disgusting and start puking
>Be forever known as a little faggot by her group.

I didn't ask for this bros... now I can never trust women and I'm always afraid they will put their smelly butts on my face. I also stopped growing at age 13 and will always be 5'2". Always nervous about something like that happening again and whenever women are wrestling I feel like I'm having a panic attack so I can't watch a whole episode of RAW or Smackdown anymore.

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>in high school during Attitude Era
>everyone on /asp/ is 10 years younger than you
>wish you could yell at them to get off 4chan and do something with their lives before it's too late
>doesn't matter, they'll end up just like you but probably even worse
>weep for PG era generation

>>2935056
no one would blame you if you became a gay

>>2934485
>>everyone on /asp/ is 10 years younger than you
maybe 15

>Be 16
>At a birthday party
>Playing a game like duck-duck-goose where the person taps you on the shoulder and you have to run after them
>friend taps me on the shoulder
>give him a stunner
>everyone laughs
>we shake hands immediately afterwards

>>2935192

you seriously played duck duck goose at age 16?

>>2934711
Ahaha what a rib. Ah love it Maggle.

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>>2934485
>be 8
>kid tries to fight me in schoolyard
>jealous of my sweet bret hart shades
>tries to low tackle me
>pick him him upside down
>jumping piledriver
>kid had to get a camera shoved up his ass
>have to fill out detention sheet
>it asks you why you did what you did, with a stupid turtle next to it
>write down "because i'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"

>>2935219
>you seriously played duck duck goose at age 16?
not him, but i played it all the time at that age. you keep picking the girl or guy you wanna makeout with.

>>2934690
It's probably time to accept you're gay

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>be 12
>friend and me start to "wrestle"
>kick him in the stomach
>he bends down holders his belly
>pedigree him on bathroom floor
>It's concrete
>didn't let go of his arms on the way down
>head thumps as it hits the floor
>seriously hurt him
>get told I could have killed him
>mfw I say "it's all about the game,an how you play it."

>>2934711
Based anon working the smarks

>made wrestling characters with my brothers
>edgy fuck i was named Rage
>older brother named The Cheater
>he tombstone piledrivered my little brother off the couch onto the floor once.
>uncle was over once while we were having a fatal fourway
>calls himself the Bootlicker and starts no selling everything
>works me into a shoot, I grab a can of pledge and shoot spray it in his eyes.
>Rage got disqualified and grounded.

>>2934942
Is your sister hot

>did triple h's entrance in the shower where I spit water

>>2935024
If Benoit's moveset was sexy wrestling instead of le diving headbutt he'd still be alive and be the best top in the business.

>>2935356

did he also no sell the spray?

>>2935324
>>2935219
Yea I remember playing duck duck goose with these two girls and a friend after the third friend that was trying to date one had to go home for curfew. Duck duck goose then became a based inside joke.

>>2935337
>Reacting to your own post
Wasn't even funny self-mark

>>2935368
He did not no sell the Pledge in his eyes. He ran to the bathroom to rinse out his eyes and at my discipline hearing Gorilla Monsoon (my mom) wouldn't accept his no sell as justification for me shoot spraying him. I missed like a month of attitude era RAWs because of that.

>>2935374
Your just jealous triple h would kick your favorite wrestlers ass in real life.

>be 18
>at christmas party
>playing hide and seek
>hide in the basement
>hear seeker come down the stairs
>jump out and stunner her
>leave her there and go hide in the smoking room
>other players wonder why she hasn't found anyone and look for her, we find her on floor in basement
>cut a promo on her saying "she thought she was meant to hide lol"
>huge pop and everyone buries her
>later she tells my parents what happened
>don't get any presents from santa

I remember using wrestler moves in actual fights as a kid. It seems autistic as fuck but somehow it worked, and in school I was paid in Yu-Gi-Oh cards to beat certain people up, usually somebody that was bullying someone else.
Dropkicked one kid in the chest and he got sent home crying. I got away with it because I was polite and quiet, just worked hard for my cards.

>>2935359
He already said she was popular.

>>2935056
This >>2935138 desu

>>2935056
were they hot

I put a bully in an armbar because during a fight there was a scuffle between us and I somehow ended up holding his arm anyway. I only really knew about the armbar from WWF Smackdown 1 or 2 and in those games its just some insignificant move that lasts a few seconds. I had NO idea that it could 1. render him helpless, and 2. break his arm. I didn't go THAT far but I was shocked how much this bully was screaming for me to stop, because I thought the armbar was just some weak manoeuvre. He didn't tell any of the teachers about it for some reason or another.

>>2935364
amen my friend

Watched WWE's product in 2017

>>2935449
you fucking monster

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>>2934690

Have a hairstyle.perfect for you

>>2934485
>>2934485
IMA CRACK ADDICT

THAT'S RIGHT IMA CRACK ADDICT

YOU HEARD ME IMA CRACK ADDICT

IM ADDICTED TO CRACKIN SKULLS WHEN PUNKS START STATIC

>>2934690
Based anon not letting thots get in the way of what he enjoys

post on /asp/

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>>2935313
nice
by the way, why would they need to shove a camera up someone's ass for a suspected neck injury?

>>2935555
how else do you find the spine, dummy?

>>2934839
RIGHT NOW

>>2934690
anon is PURE

>>2935574
cut in hole in your back

>>2935024
same.

during doggie style, i like to lock her arms in a full nelson and hump away

>Be 18+
>Post on /asp/
But wait! There's more!
>Be 23
>Post on /asp/
>Develop my own gimmick
>Spend months cultivating my own persona on the board
>Turn on the other gimmicks and treat them like the cancer killing this board
>Have an epic shitposting clash occasionally
>Post pics of my face, my job and my cock in order to distance myself from Carter
>The war on shitposting is tough, I must fight fir with fire
>#Make/asp/GreatAgain
>See drastic improvement in general board quality compared to late 2016
>See gradual decrease in the quality of my own posts as the shotposting feuds engulf me
>Realize I have become the very breed of shitposter I initially sought to destroy
>Am I the new Carter?
>How much longer can I hold off on turning heel?

>>2935594
>intensive surgery
>before a simple camera up the doot doot

come on now.

>>2935324
Fuck Americans are pathetic.

>>2935606
>kissing girls is pathetic
jokes on you, pinhead. i kiss boys too.

>>2934783
>>2934839
>>2935577
SO WE CAN ROCK

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>>2935606
>He never played childish games just to get close to a qt church girl

>>2935605
>Intensive
just take a knife and slice it up

>>2935431
No men are disgusting I can't be gay.

>>2935438
Two were extremely hot and one is cute still. The average one and the two hot ones have aged hard because they drink all the time.

Now it's hard for me to try to get into any relationship since learning how awful people can be to someone who was a kid like me. The one who stayed cute has apologized since then and we've hung out but she's eight inches taller than me and tries to boss me around or make me rub her feet but I'm not into that. It's just hard to try and assert myself with any woman being 5'2"

>>2934690
Thia has to be fake. How can you be so self aware yet so clueless at the same time?

Not really autistic, but it really explains a lot of my fetishes today.
I used to wedgie wrestle with my girl cousins when I was 12. They were 9,10, and 11. It was also before I knew about porn so it was never sexual. Basically do standered wreslting moves to each other onto my bed. The two youngest ones would always team up on me. Sometimes they'd hold me down while taking turns giving me a stink face. One time they held me down and took turns farting in my face. The oldest old ripped the nastiest fart down my throat I started choking. I managed to break free and started "Hulking Up." In an autistic fit, threw the smallest two across the bed and gave the eldest one an atomic front and back wedgie. I completely ripped out her panties. She was tough tho. I remember she wasn't crying. Just writhing in pain. I felt terrible in hindsight cause there was a little poo and blood in her torn panties. Needless to say I was the winner that night. After high school I stopped hanging out with them as much. I'm 22 now and I hate to say theyre kinda hot now, but they've long grew out of wrestling.

Oh man this thread opened up a can of worms.

>Wrestled regularly with friends, was once in a handicap match where "the bikers" put me in a crossface/walls of jericho combination, to what i can only describe as the worst pain i have felt even to this day. however didn't tap out, unseen interference by my "partner" after he'd ate his dinner basically saved my spinal cord.

> Same Friend /"partner" swings from tree falls and dislocates arm, however im completely unaware standing on the ledge waiting for my turn to swing, fuck it, do a coup de grace to my already crying friend and continue with elbow drops after, his mum rings mine and tells how i basically attacked him after a dislocation. After his arm heals we have a revenge match at major ppv, which i won with a walls of jericho that turned into a sit down ankle lock.

Man kids are savages.

>>2935688
>coup de grace
18+

>>2935693
There wasn't a name for it back then.

>>2935658
>It was also before I knew about porn so it was never sexual
You don't have to know about porn for it to be sexual. Wouldn't it make more sense getting farted on your cousins turned you on because you're a sick fuck and then when you discovered there was far fetish porn you were instantly attracted to it. I also can't believe you would want to share this story with anyone, even anonymously. I'm shocked you would even want to be reminded of your nasty shame unless of course you're not ashamed and are into farting incest

>>2935715
worked

>>2935715
I worded it wrongly, I can admit that. I didn't get a sexual awakening till I was 13. At the time, I wouldn't get boners from it. Back then, a girls butt was just as gross as a boys butt.

>>2935710
>double foot stomp

>>2935738
I would say under the circumstances coup de grace worked just fine but thanks.

>>2935356
>older brother named The Cheater
lmao

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Once did the DX chop so hard i almost cracked a nut. For 10 minutes I was in the most intense pain I've ever been in to this day. It hurt to breathe.

Once hung my styrofoam WWF championship belt from the clothesline hanging in the backyard to do a ladder match with myself. (I was selling my own moves and attacking the fucking air. Autism.) Climb ladder, tried to dangle in the air from the belt like Jeff Hardy.
Ripped the entire fkn clothes line down from the side of the house with laundry still on it.

>>2935356
Dude that's hilarious, oh wow so many nostalgic childhood memories. ..

this thread is hilarious. thanks /asp/

>>2935638
Quit shitposting and post her pics if real

>>2935638
>but she's eight inches taller than me and tries to boss me around or make me rub her feet

D R E A M
R
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>>2934973
>Cross body
>Flippy

What did retardo Anon mean by this?

>around 8 years old
>height of DX popularity
>in a bowling league
>every time we get a strike we do the crotch chop
>another parent complains about it
>my dad defends me and says it's not a big deal, tells the other parent to relax
>other parents gets worked into a seething shoot and my dad has to bury him

not really embarrassing, but still

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>Masterlock challenge gimmick was happening
>Challenge each other to it at school
>Kid gets me in it
>Back him up into the wall and slam him
>Break the masterlock

>>2934485
I was standing in the lunch line in high school when the hottest girl in school cut in line in front of me. I then told her I was going to have to open a can of whoop-ass and stomp a mudhole in her if she didn't get in the back of the fuckin' line. Her eyes got very, very wide. Then I told her I was kidding because I am a beta like that.

>11 years old
>First day at a new school and don't know anybody
>Playing rugby at lunchtime
>Tackle another kid and do the thing Goldberg did after a spear, followed by a crotch chop
>Thought I looked badass, but everyone was laughing at me. For months would mockingly crotch chop me in the hallways

How I ended up making friends after that episode is a miracle

>7th grade
>Given an assignment to give a speech in front of the class about whatever we want
>Choose to do mine about wrestling
>Have the genius idea to give the entire speech in-character as Stone Cold
>Can feel after ten seconds of the speech that it was a terrible idea
>Too late

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>be me first year at community college
>first day at class qt pale raven haired girl decides to sit next to me
>spergmode at high alert warning
>she notices my bullet club t shirt and compliments me on it
>i try to 2 sweet her but end up doing some shadow puppet thing with my hand instead
>she just laughs
>end up getting more confident around her as times passes
>talk about wrestling with her
>even begin to become sorta of a class clown since ive got some laughs from the class
>the instructor seems to also be taking a liking to me unlike all my other teachers in HS
>finally feel confident and even start getting good grades
>Halloween comes around
>decide to dress up as AJ Styles to impress qt paige look alike
>get some pleather jacket from goodwill and use Wal-Mart hoodie underneath
>purposely come late to class and stand outside class room
>wait until I hear my name get called in attendance
>play 'AJ's theme' through speaker phone
>hear my name get called
>GETREADYTOFLY
>come into class head down hoodie up with arms side by side
>immediately notice no one laughing
>lift hoodie up without jumping and just quickly walk to seat
>spend 30 seconds clumsily trying to look for phone in pleather jacket and turning off audio
>instructor looks at me with mouth open without me having to look up at him
>feel intense distance from qt raven haired girl
>whole class silent until instructor begins to resume attendance
>turns out qt next to me didn't know about wrestling and just liked the design of my shirt
>spend the next hour and 45 minutes planning how to go home and an hero
>don't and just sit there until class was over
>didn't even bother to drop class and just stopped showing to school

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>>2936332
Wow this one's bad. I really hope this is fake anon, because if not...oh man.

>>2935601
cringe

>>2934690
To be fair, Cena and Orton vs the whole Raw roster was pretty sweet.

>>2935688
Me again.

>Me and New Neighbour wrestle every day, start using his dads car to wrestle then lock one of us in the boot, aka the casket match, shit was cash.

>Retarded kid in class, go out for break, when the bell rings you had to stand perfectly still, for whatever reason im standing on a table as the bell rings, so i stand still but notice retard kid is close to me making noises and not standing still, not on my watch.jpeg, pin missile dropkick him from the table, clean connection, retard kid is in absolute tears, proceed to getting a fuck tonne of detentions.

This thread is giving me flashbacks of all the dumb shit i did.

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>>2936332

>>2934680
Locks fucking hurt for real.

>>2936332
>turns out qt next to me didn't know about wrestling and just liked the design of my shirt

Proof that the Young Cucks are NOT, and will NEVER be draws

I let Zack Sabre Jr fuck my girlfriend after a show.

He kept asking if I was sure I was okay with it and I kept saying yes.

>>2935772
Al Snow would be proud.

>>2935056
that's pretty hot

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>>2935611
THAT'S RIGHT IM A CRACK ADDICT
I'M ADDICTED TO CRACKING SKULLS WHEN PUNKS START STATIC

>>2935449
same

>>2934485
At electric shop class in high school. Put a hammerlock on some kid who tried to pick my pocket before class started. Was wrenching on it for a good three minutes before the teacher noticed what was going on and came out of his office. After figuring out what went on, I finished class while the other kid went to the nurses office.

>>2935658
It's fucking weird how similar to me you are.
>Have a cute cousin I'd always hang with
>We both loved wrestling
>Would always wrestle each other
>Even joined Jr Wreslting together
>13 at the time, just started getting interested in girls
>When ever there was a move that looked like a good oppertuntiy to grind up on her, I'd play the fool
>"We should totally try that move!!"
>One day, wrestling on our makeshift mattress ring
>Suggest she should do the stink face on me cause "it'll be funny"
>I get in position as she drops her tights, gives herself a little wedgie and rubs her ass against my face
>I'd grab on to her legs and get my nose deep in her crack and take huge inhales
>Play it off laughing pretending I was grossed out
>Develop a fart fetish at 14
>Suggest to her, "you know what'd be funny? If you farted while doing the stink face"
>She's a little more mature know so she thinks it's a little strange but I play it off as "it's for the match"
>Next time we wrestle, I get in position for the stink face, she smooshes her ass right against my face a lets out a thunderous smelly fart
>I inhale it so much I can taste it and love every second of it
>Get farted on for about a few months until one day
>Get a massive, unhideable errection
>Gross/freak out my cousin so much she leaves
>"Anon! What the fuck??! I can't! You are so...uuugh!!!"
>Think my life is over
>Luckily she doesn't tell anyone
>Talks to me straight up. "Anon, I understand these things your feelin, but I'm your cousin! We can't understand?"
>Feel all is good now but doesn't even mention the fart
>Stop wrestling each other for a while
>Occasionally when we'd hang out alone at my place she'd randomly let out huge farts and wave them at me. "Like that one? Haha"
>No we never fucked but we're both 20 now
Both of us are doing college wrestling. We Occasionally practice with each other but the sexual tension is strong

>>2938792
fucking degenerate

>brother laying on couch
>run up and jump off the arm of the couch and give him a leg drop
>couch fucking breaks and collapses because I had been going to the gym a lot and weigh over 170 pounds

I used to have a really nice trampoline, I think I got it for my 12th birthday, I would always that WWE show that was on sky in the UK every Sunday morning and then go out to the trampoline and do all kinds of wrestling moves on an old hoody I left out there. My favourite move was usually the flapjack since it was easy and felt like it would genuinely hurt someone in real life, was a big fan of sentons too.
Eventually I got too big and the trampoline got too old and I stopped using it and I got fat.

I used to have a really nice trampoline, I think I got it for my 12th birthday, I would always that WWE show that was on sky in the UK every Sunday morning and then go out to the trampoline and do all kinds of wrestling moves on an old hoody I left out there. My favourite move was usually the flapjack since it was easy and felt like it would genuinely hurt someone in real life, was a big fan of sentons too.
Eventually I got too big and the trampoline got too old and I stopped using it and I got fat.

I used to have a really nice trampoline, I think I got it for my 12th birthday, I would always that WWE show that was on sky in the UK every Sunday morning and then go out to the trampoline and do all kinds of wrestling moves on an old hoody I left out there. My favourite move was usually the flapjack since it was easy and felt like it would genuinely hurt someone in real life, was a big fan of sentons too.
Eventually I got too big and the trampoline got too old and I stopped using it and I got fat.

>>2938039
Cmon everyone knows he's gay

>>2935137
Don't worry, mang, I see the future. I've accepted my fate and I welcome it with open arms.

>>2935601
I don't know what you're doing, but stop what you're doing.

>>2935056
this is my fetish

>>2935688
>crossface/walls of Jericho combination
Devastating, but if it was a Liontamer instead of the Walls, you wouldn't be typing this today. You got off easy.

>>2936332
Good thing I'm not an Italian chef, or I'd pop through your screen and beat your ass for serving up stale pasta.

>>2938327
That's not autistic, you're just teaching someone a lesson. Reminds me of some little shit who stole right out of my backpack. You don't let that shit slide. Also, putting someone in a hold at school gets you in a hell of a lot less trouble than punching someone.

Some little fuck walked into my stall and said "Wow, you pee really far." so I damn near tore his head off with a vicious wrenching headlock. A teacher saw me and told me to knock it off. If I had punched him, I would have gotten expelled and possibly taken to court.

Faggot-ass school system.

Discovered I had a foot fetish when I was 12 or so. Used to get into kiss my foot matches with my female cousins and deliberately lose. Stopped when I found porn

>>2935363
>assuming the entirety of /asp/ doesnt do that to feel like a real man
>HHH probably does it with steph's cum

>>2935421
working hard for blue eyes

>>2935446
didn't wanna seem like the shit big man main eventer who was outdone by the jobber

>>2935610
>thinking anyone would wanna play spin the bottle or 7 minutes in heaven with him
sad anon

>>2940774
>steph's cum

what did he mean by this, do women cum as well?

>>2936201
the entire point was to force your way out not slam out of it

>>2937159
>be me
>youngest brother, have 2 older ones
>all watch wrestling
>brother's heel team handicap the small flippy shit guy
>get locked in walls of jericho and crossface
>legit hurts
>scream in agony, want to die
>not give up because i was 10 and was a cena mark
>to this day my brothers know i'll just tough it out, they obviously don't wanna break one of my limbs

>>2940790
the pussy juice you stupid idiot, when women cum they get wetter, study biology

>be a muscular as fuck manlet "Slav"
>really liked wrestling as a kid
>went on to seriously do pankrace, kickboxing and sambo way before UFC was cool and fedor was just going into pride fc
>age 19, at the top of my fighting game, my shithole amateur kickboxing champ etc.
>going out with my bros one night
>some guys in the club asking for it, we go outside
>one guy is aggressive as fuck,goes at me, I more than happy to deliver
>sudden urge to be mayor of supplex city, guy can't fight for shit,but his attitude triggers me so I go mayor status
>throw a guy on pavement near the club Lesnar style, he drops like a sack of potatoes, turns off
>get scared that I killed him
>long story short, guy has a heavy concussion and severe back bruises but luckily no broken neck or cracked skull
>I spend some time with cops, every witness vouches for me that the guy was attacking and so on
>somehow evaded criminal record, penalties etc
>couple of years later give up on fighting all together
That was scary as fuck

>>2940845
should've went for the release if he were a flippyshit manlet, woulda flipped and landed on his chest

In middle school I hit a Poetry in Motion off of my clueless buddies back and onto a cripple all because the cripple kid broke my rare holographic sucker that they had to use lasers to make.

I once got so high I felt up some stripper

>>2935658
>>2938792
White trash.

I once gave a kid a rodeo buster complete with crotch chops at a boy scout honor banquet

>>2942045
>Not wanting to smell your cousins hot creamy farts
Are you gay anon

>>2940738
Why would I stop if people read my posts?

>17 years old
>neighbors son is turning 7
>idolizes me, always wants to borrow my n64games
>get invited to his bday party
>they have a bounce house
>fuck it Im goin in
>kid is hopping around
>decide to give him a suplex followed by a pedigree
>his parents & relatives come up just in time to watch as I kick him & put his head between my legs & give hik the best damn pedigree ever
>5 minutes later my mom comes & takes me to get a happy meal & go home
>took me about a decade to realize how bad what I did was

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>>2943471

>>2934485

>6-10 years old
>Boot up some WWF Attitude
>Blast Gangrel's theme through the TV
>Pretended the hallway was the entrance ramp
>Did all Gangrel's stupid poses
>Stood on top of the couch and pretended it was a ring post
>Proceeded to wrestle my stuffed animals
>They actually went over a few times

I also wrestled with my dad until I was about 16.

>>2943471

Hold the fuck up, my man. A happy meal at 17?

>>2934801
Oh god.

>>2935313
How is this autistic?

Worked with this tiny black girl who loved wrestling, not the typical black girl, you know the rare hot one who acts white too. Fave coworker, talked to her every shift nonstop. Wanted to fuck her so bad but I was dating someone else at the time who later died. Closest I got.

>>2940845
>I more than happy to deliver

only thing you delivered was a bj so the dude wouldnt beat your ass you flippy vanilla midget.

kek

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>>2938882
>couch breaks cuz i'm a fat fuck

pic related, you.

>>2935601
Didn't read but I bet it was self indulgent cringe

>>2943548
This. Nigger what?

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>>2935601

hey mophead, is this you faggot?

>>2946970
WHO? WHO?
WHO? WHO?

>>2934680
Walls of Jericho kill me but probably bc I'm about as flexible as a plank of wood

>>2935036
...did it work?

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Not related to me specifically, but this one's the best wreslting related autism I can think of

>be in primary school
>Wrestling had become very popular at the time
>A bunch of kids have some beef
>Decide to try and settle it in a legit match
>Match finally happens during lunchtime
>They're just sorta hitting each other
>Eventually one of the kids struggles and gets a flimsy DDT into the tanbark
>Kid is sperging out while holding his head since a sharp bit of tan bark caught him
>Other kid starts climbing onto the jungle gym
>Does a fucking frog splash
>Everyone marks out hard as fuck
>Yard duty teachers come storming over
>Everyone force to leave while they tend to the kids
>Coming back to class at the end of lunch
>See one of the kids is still laying there
>Apparently he collided stiff as fuck and both kids got fucked up bad

>>2947988
>>2947270
her bf came over and took her to her bedroom to lay the smackdown on her candy ass with his dick while I watched billy gunn get his ass knocked in in 10 secs by a fat fuck boxer

>>2948031
Is this the first chapter in the history of czw book?