FROM EL INFRAMUNDO

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>>2932669
>*quotes Scripture*

>Matt, I'm going crazy, this is insane!

>>2932669
JOHNNY MUNDO

>>2932858
I would've expected Johnny to fuck her, not fuckin Cage

>>2932669
>FROM THE 559

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>*becomes the first person to cut in the history of the show*

ROPA VIEJA

>>2932830
>that one time Vampiro dropped the Battle of Midway reference

Rewatching the show, it's blatant that they add several commentary lines in post-production, sad.

>>2932869
Brian Cage fucked that ring rat.

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*gets erection*

>>2932869
IMAMACHINE

DUDUM DUM DUDUM

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>>2933304
>leg was hooked

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>FROM XALAPA, VERACRUZ, MEXICO

>>2933304
*Leaves chair to mark out with the crowd*

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>Holy shit!

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>>2933304
>leg wasn't hooked

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>>2933304
>lets coworkers know that he has an erection

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THE LEG GODDAMNIT

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YO MELISSA

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>>2932830
>>2932887
It's honestly pathetic how TERRIBLE the english commentary is, especially when the Spanish commentary (which is 50% the same fucking person) is so damn good. Not gonna lie, before I started watching L.U. my Spanish was barely functional, but I got better as a result of, and for the sole purpose of, being able to watch L.U. without shit commentary.

>>2933449
Wait they have Spanish commentators?

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>>2932669
FROM GOMEZ PALACIO, DURANGO, MEXICO

>>2933469

RRRRRRRROMAN RRRRRREIGNS!

>PUCK YOU MARIPOSA

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>>2933458
Yes, but one of them is ALSO Vampiro (who is as good at his job in Spanish as he is terrible at it in English.) If you've ever watched both, it's plainly obvious that they record the English live and the Spanish after the fact: it's actually kind of obvious that Vampiro is half-assing the live show while planning what he's going to say for the scripted/recorded commentary later.

>>2933458
There's Spanish everything. They always shoot two versions of every backstage scene, one in English and one in Spanish, and Melissa always announces people in both languages. Lucha Underground in Spanish is a completely recut show other than footage of the matches.

>>2933487
He's too busy thinking about the Twitter fights he'll get in with random fans to whiteknight AAA to concentrate on commentary.

>>2933489
>Lucha Underground in Spanish is a completely recut show

Well fuck I want to see this now

>>2933494
Regardless of the exact reason, he sucks at live commentary, but is a really good scripted commentator (if you don't mind scripted and recorded commentary... which I don't.) Also... it's hard to articulate, but all his "brother" bullshit, and his whole isn't as annoying in spanish... it kind of fits better with a little bit of faux gringo-cholo-machismo-swagger.

>>2933498
>>2933489
It is indeed a better product in Spanish.

So, is LU basically dead now? Without Mundo and Taya there's no point in watching, not even PentaGOAT can salvage this.

>>2933536
S3 is not over yet you dumbass.

>2017
>not enjoying the power advantage while your opponent has the quickness advantage

>>2933501
>not minding pre-recorded commentary

you're a special kind of faggot

>Brother
>No doubt about it
>Brother, hook the leg
>Conan
>DIDN'T HOOK THE LEG
>Wow
>Free dental plan

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>Gets a title shot
>Intentionally gets himself DQ'd then tears up the belt

What did he mean by this?

CULEEEEEEEERO

>>2933335
C'MON TAYHANOE

>>2933487
I remember watching the first season of LU in Spanish, and I recall Hugo carrying his ass. That guy is literally GOAT

>>2933483
All those Moth vignettes were worth it because of this

>>2932669
>Accompanied to the ring by, Ca-trina

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>>2934757
*licks your mask*

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>>2934772

>>2934868
based fapkino

>>2932669
I don't support the cartel

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>>2934868
>ivelisse

stop anon, im on nofap

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>>2934599
>not enjoying the grease advantage

>Matt, I can't believe you just said that, what's wrong with you?
>*awkward silence*

>random fan shouts SON OF SUPLEX during SoH vs SoM
>Vamp starts laughing

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>>2932863
I would have expected Johnny Mundo to date her, while Cage fucks her, and Mundo sits quietly in the next room and does nothing about it.

>>2933314
CERO

>Out of all the already-introduced wrestlers, he is the only one (not counting the out of action Blue Demon Jr.) NOT in Aztec Warfare I

The absolute STATE of Famous B

When the fuck did Vampiro start with the Austin Powers YEAH BABY shtick. Did he do it in seasons 1 and 2 and I just repressed it. I just starting noticing after they came back from the break.

His commentary was always a little suspect, but that horribly outdated reference is the straw that broke the camels back for me. I can sort of tune out everything else, but as soon as I hear it I cringe myself rigt out of the moment.

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*upstages your entire roster*

>>2932863
Obvious she was getting MACHINED from the way she always did his intros

>>2935009
judging by intros, Alberto was balls deep in that

>>2934991
SHES A HIRO THAT INSPIRED A GENERATION

god I fucking hate the Sexy Star shilling

>>2935020
no one's shilling her, mariposa carried the match anyway

>>2935009
This

I got into LU about a year late and knew nothing about it going in. Halfway into the first season I paused the video and googled to see if he was giving her the D. It was something in the way she announced him. It was always just a little different.

>>2935027
I mean on commentary. She's basically shown as some huge persona and a great wrestler while in reality she's fucking shit.

>>2935032
eh, she's pretty good as far as females go

>>2935029
The way she'd always start smiling before saying FROM THE FIVE FIVE NINE, and the overly deep way she'd say his ring name. He got into that pretty quickly

>That one time Alberto came to the show just to shit talk WWE for 5 minutes

FROM THE OPEN ROAD

>>2935039
Problem is LU has like what, 4 females total? They wrestle men all the time who are way out of their league in every aspect. Compared to them, Sexy is slow, her moves don't look impressive. And her "gimmick" is nothing interesting either.

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>>2935049

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FROM THE HIGHLANDS OF GUERRERO, MEXICO

>>2935065
Is he even appearing in s3? I know he was injuried, but we're 28 eps in and still nothing

>that time he took Mil's body and sewn his mask
I loved that look

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>>2935063
>tfw no HD torrent for season 1

help

>>2935074
Netflix senpai

>>2935070
Pretty sure he died in the Death Match like Konnan died when he was put in the coffin. He's back to wrestling full time as El Hijo del Fantasma. Which fucking sucks because I loved King Cuerno. Having a legit luchador heel who spoke perfect English was a really good niche they didn't use enough.

>>2935074
There's one on tpb in 720p

>>2935075
>having money

lol

>>2935082
>not having friends who have money

kek

>>2935079
I hope he does come back due to some plotline of resurrection or whatever, because I miss his suicide dives. And yeah, he was a total package.

>>2935048
>WWE are racist backstabbers

he was over as fuck that night. shame it was literally just a AAA commercial.

>>2935070
>Is he even appearing in s3? I know he was injuried, but we're 28 eps in and still nothing
Just wait a little longer.

>>2935048
He had the worst show at Ultima Lucha 1 despite being put against Johnny Mundo, who managed to get something solid even out of Sexy Star. Alberto is fucking shit.

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>called Texan
>comes from Baja California

This doesn't make sense

>>2935112
>Says he's a machine
>that's what they call him cage

But cages aren't machines

>>2935116
Should just go back to being Swoleverine

>>2935081
no seeds tbqh

>>2935116
>called Thousand Deaths
>only kills you once

>>2935065
his flechas were a thing of beauty

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmGF4mus5g

Why is Pentagon's theme so great?

>>2935079
I thought they only died in Grave Consequences matches. I could be wrong, but I dont remember him being put in a coffin and carried out.

I think he has room to come back without any mystical fuckery if he/they chose to in the future. And if not, there's always the mystical fuckery.

>>2935151
more importantly, where's the cd quality of Muertes' theme

>>2935167
And Cage's.

>>2935170
>show's on iTunes, a music software
>songs are not

really rings my bells

>>2935176
I only found a few on jewtube - Fenix, Mundo, Pentagon and Killshot.

>>2935201
>killshot

literally a discount Cuerno, what were they thinking

>>2935202
Well, he did have a good match with Cumshot... and the gimmick is a bit more "modern" than Cuerno. If he got more shredded he'd be even better, he looks too flabby (like Fenix for the matter, but I forgive him because his rope jumps are insane)

>>2935207
>one kills with a bow and arrow
>the other with a sniper rifle
>everything else is literally the same

the innovation!!

>>2935213
Besides the fact that they're both "hunters" they're not really similar, though.

>>2935215
>two guys share a hunter gimmick
>they're not similar

you wanna go?

>>2935220
>different skin color
>different mask
>different attire
>different moveset
Yeah, why not

>>2935226
nigger wtf are you doing

they're both black, masks are a part of the attire so you're just being redundant and even if you weren't it's not like they made the outfits themselves

>different moveset

slightly

>>2935233
Killshot is black, Cuerno is brown. If you think they're both black you need to get your eyes checked

By attire I mean stuff that isn't mask, and it's way different as Killshot wears tight boxers while Cuerno has long pants

>slightly
They have nothing in common move-wise.

>>2935226
>>2935215
>defending two wrestlers having the same gimmick

really, now?

>>2935207
Killshot's look kills my interest. He's just too damn tall and lanky and not at all defined. His entrance is meh. King Cuerno had it all, and he's only gotten more shredded since leaving LU in S2

>>2935258
It's the "same gimmick" performed in a different way.

>>2934899
>nofap
Stop being a retard.

>>2935060
"""Sexy"""" is a huge backstage politician back in Mexico and has enormous pull in AAA, which bleeds over into LU.

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>>2933304

>>2935312
HOLD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>Dario goes from being a cunt of a promoter to someone who just gives people what they want

Pretty based

>>2935151
Pentagon easily has the best theme in all of LU. The only one second I think would be Fenix, both usually get big pops as soon as the first notes start playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a90-zKfKejw

>>2935328
Pentagon gets enormous crowd reaction the moment Melissa says "FROM XALAPA VERACRUZ MEXICO"

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>>2934846
Either a real pro, or a homo, if he's not pitching a tent after this.

>>2935312
>when he says "Let's do THIS", emphasizing "this" instead of "do"

Based spanish soap opera man working the mexicans

>>2935349
>her right knee pushing against his thigh

I would autistically screencap every melissa, catrina, and ivelisse appearance, but I don't have the show in HD

>>2935349
>argenis

homo confirmed

Pimpinela title run when? It's way overdue, a feud against mascarita would headline UL3

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someone hook me up with an hd version of this

>>2935575
Do you know the episode. I might have it, but I've only watched through each episode once so I don't have them committed to memory.

>>2935579
S1E14, end of the first match

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>>2935575
best I could do

>>2935600
thanks my dude

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>it's a leather outfit episode

>>2933469
>Implying Andrade would work for the sister-company of the shady shit hole that threw his uncle with a broken neck (who had spent about two minutes dead in their ring until he was revived ringside) out of a car and in front of a hospital without making sure he got medical help.

>>2935065
best boy

>>2935060
Ivelisse can have a good match with dudes, but she has to be carried through it.

Taya kills men in the ring tbqh, she's really the only one that can hang with them. I'd say Mariposa too but she's gotten shit in these recent years.

>>2935505
do it anyways

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>>2935624
this match was fucking perfect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8FCz2u7b7I

Perfect psychology with Mil going easy at the start because it was just a woman, the slight bit of hope for ivelisse to win (without being silly like a mascarita match), but at the end the realization that Mil is just too brutally strong for her.

>>2935626
I'm doing it half-assed because the quality is garbage, pic related

Does anyone have a gif of Melissa getting turned on by Fenix coming to the ring like three weeks ago?

>>2935632
Yeah. Based Banderas has always been really smart in the ring.

>>2935312
RING THE BEEEEELLLLLLL

>>2935624
>Taya kills men in the ring tbqh
Taya vs Jeremiah Crane was fantastic.

>>2935647
She says that's her favorite match she's ever had and it's super easy to see why.

Maybe it's because she's as tall/taller than a lot of the guys on the roster (and all the girls), but it's just believable when she fights guys to me.

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>>2935656
she takes hit like a man, that's why it's good to see, her offense is not the best.
sexy star is putrid when it comes to this, i hated when she won the gift of the gods over the other and she never takes full on hits like taya does.

>>2935632
this was the hottest LU was, they should've really capitalized on Pentagon's momentum instead of how season 2 ended with pushing mysterio so much PLUS no season finale lore.

>>2935670
>no season finale lore.

I was surprised how much not getting this let me down. I loved it during season 1, but didn't realize how special it was until I didn't get it at the end of season 2. I hope its something they are aware of and fix this year.

>>2935670
Sexy Star has never been good, but believes in her own hype enough that other people somehow buy into it too. The only reason she's pushed so much is they probably wanted a legit latina masked wrestler to be the face for the women, but all of the good ones are in CMLL and wouldn't be able to wrestle with LU because they're under contract with ROH ~technically~.

You'll never know the pain of seeing great women like Taya and based apaches get shit on to push Sexy Star, and then have Sexy Star vacate the title because they booked her to lose it but she didn't want to look "weak" and take a pin.

That's why if you go back and look at when Sexy and Taya teamed up, Taya almost always ate the pin.

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>this entire segment

my fucking dick

>muertes getting cucked by a FUCKING BIRD

>>2934715
Of course, he's Hugo fucking Savinovich. He's a veteran. He, Carlos Cabrera and Marcelo Rodríguez are GOAT commentators.

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>>2932669
DESDE MAS ALLÁ DE LA TUMBA

>>2935684
>That is dirty. Not sexy dirty, Evil dirty

>>2935685
Now I wanna watch Hugo commentating a Lick of Death

>>2935684
>Muertes gets cucked
>Havoc gets the pants taken away from him by Ivelisse

who the fuck wrote this episode

>>2935689
I fucking love Mil. I hope the WWE does a HOSS tournement and Mil gets the OK to appear.

>>2935048
I'm still at this part of the season 1. I hate how everyone treat him like a huge deal when the guy with the lasso that feuds with him is way cooler. Also there's that scene where this faggot turns down a match with based Son of Havoc like he were shit when he should be thankful to have a match with the GOAT offered to him.

I hope he goes away soon.

>>2935714
Look at the crowd, 90% is mexican, probably even illegals, ofc they get hyped for Alberto

>>2933536
>so is LU basically dead now? without big ryck and el patron there's no point in watching

>>2935349
just imagine her being so close to you that you can smell her conditioner

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what did DARIO mean by this

>>2935670
i miss mil's throne

so is LU basically dead now? without Famous B and Ricky Mandel there's no point in watching

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CREWED

>>2935766
>referee playing the cuck husband

>>2935769
Kek

>>2935748
Hopefully some big money jews in LA get another Lucha show going, there is a crowd for this

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>this fucking feud

shit boys, she's just trying to get Muertes mad enough to kill Fenix for good so that he can absorb Fenix's resurrection powers - she didn't mean to ACTUALLY cuck Muertes

r-right?

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>Melissa in a cage

My heart might take this, but my dick can't

>>2935312
DERE ARE NO TIES IN MY TEMPOLE

>>2936296
RESTART THE MATCH

>People acting like Ricky Banderas/Mil could make it to the WWE if he wanted to but he had a tryout a few years ago when he was still in INCREDIBLE shape and they rejected him

holy fuck you mongs
Let the man run his supplement shop and do his comfy booking dates

>>2936427
>Ricky Banderas

why not just call him el mesias? tool.

>>2936439
>not calling him Muerte Cibernetica

pleb

>>2936427
WWE doesn't recognize talent, and when it does, it doesn't utilize that talent properly.

Just look at how much better Catrina, Ivelisse, and Mundo (hell, even Chavo) did in LU compared to their time in WWE.

>First Cage Match in the history of LU
>Cage was not in it

I guess I worked myself

>>2936427
Mil could've been the new Undertaker, the person they so badly wanted Bray to be.

>>2936500
They more than made up for it in Cage in a Cage match.