You look outside and he's coming towards your house. What do?

Grab a gun.

Put up a Korean Church sign above my door and have a bake sale.

make peace with my gods and draw my katana

remind him that his country did the job to the allies in the war.

>>2931998
Refuse to chant-sing the opening to his entrance theme, making him want to go back to Japan where he's appreciated.

Get my gunn

Make fun of his hair style.

Become the wind and blow away.

>>2931998
Scream "Suzuki-gun Ichiban!" and hope for the best.

>>2932028
based americans winning world war 2

>>2931998
Walk out of my home and meet the old chinese manlet halfway and beat the fuck out of him.

>>2932164
based old chinese manlet working the smarks

Put on my dime costume, that way, he won't be drawn to me.

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>>2932043
gif related will be your fate anon

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>>2932213
that's not a gif

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>>2932213
I meant this gif

>>2931998
KYS before he kills you. Japanese Undertaker

Scream that Goto is behind him and run like hell when he turns around.

Tell him I'm friends with Bas Rutten

Samoa Joe vs Suzuki would be quite a litty match