You can fuck Asuka or watch a 6.5 star match. What do you pick?

>>2930667
6.5 star match.

i can pull chicks better looking than asuka any day of the week, but 6.5 matches dont happen every day.

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I'd have a 6.5 star "wrestling" match with her in my bed, if you know what I mean. What am I, some kind of beta nu-male faggot?

>>2930667
Losing my v to the Empress obviously. What kind of shit question is this.

>>2930667
would legitimately watch the match. i'm lactose intolerant. i have no interest in the cheese between this beached whale's flabs

>>2930667
6.5 star match. Why would I choose some fat chink over that?

>>2930684
Yes

>>2930681
>>2930694
>>2930697
modern day wrestling fans everyone. they literally would rather watch wrestling than have sex with a woman

I would fuck her into a 6.5 star match

>>2930707
Implying you would last more than 30 seconds

>>2930702
Only a weeb with pathetic standards would fuck gooka

>>2930667
neither

>>2930726
>Implying women are any different down there when you cum inside

Found the virgin

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I mean watching wrestling is fun, but sex with the Empress would be divine.

>>2930748
she's fat and smelly

>>2930869
Holy fucking shit that gif
She must be a literal sex goddess
And you can't teach that

Since "stars" refers to Meltzer's ratings its just going to be 2 indy darling japanetty manlets going at it. So I would pick Asuka.

>>2930667
Not a fan of Asuka but also not a complete retard. I'd cum deep inside her chink asshole

>>2930667
can i anal her butt?

>>2930892
Yeah I meant in terms of Meltzer stars
>>2930895
Muh nigga
>>2930896
Yes

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Would you guys have a munch?

>>2930667
>has the body of a junior high schooler
Plus, the 6.5 wrestling match is on its way with the rematch of Okada vs Omega

>>2930667
Who's in the 6.5 star match?

>>2930667
Fuck Asuka, obviously.

>>2930667
Asuka, very simply. It'll be a submission match and she will be going over.

I'd let Asuka's fishy Japanese vagina work my penis into shoot.

>>2930932
sure

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>>2930932
om nom nom

>>2930984
OP here. You can pick. Regardless of who you pick, gonna be 6.5 Meltzer stars.

Khali vs Braun in a bra and panties match? Gonna be rated 6.5 freakin stars by big dick Dave

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>>2931041
Wait a fucking second here. Sex with Asuka or a 6.5 first to cum loses match between Sasha and Bliss?

I'm going with the match

>be a normie or be reddit
I choose death

Wife has teased interest in a threesome, but I think I'd rather start small than watch Asuka brutalize her with kicks to the head.
I'll watch the 6.5 match.

Can I hit that from behind while we both watch?

She seems like she might get off on that.

>>2931697
She definitely seems like she'd be into that. Probably wouldn't mind if you stick it in her ass

>>2931714

Nah, I just want to hear her engrish give way to Japanese as she cums/marks out.

>>2930667
>6.5 star match
Front seat? Yes.
>Osska
Finish inside? Yes.

>>2930667
only if she does anal

>>2931057
I think anon cracked the code.

>>2930667
Obviously I'd fuck Asuka. How the hell is this even a choice?

>>2930681
Pull them up on a pornhub search maybe.

Pervs find God.

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>>2932226
Found him

>>2930667
Why does she insist on wearing that ridiculous face paint? She'd draw more dimes without it, GUARANTEED

>>2931057
>Wait a fucking second here. Sex with Asuka or a 6.5 first to cum loses match between Sasha and Bliss?
>I'm going with the match

Pfft.

>2 hour Ironwoman cum match.

>>2933011
>face paint doesn't draw
Kys

>>2932231
YCFMBBG