*GONG*
DEAD DIMES WALKIN
YOU DONE IT NOW
YOU MADE ME THE MAIN EVENT TODAY
I CAN'T ALLOW
YOU TO GRAB THE REMOTE AND CHANGE AWAY
SO PUT IT DOWN
AND FACE THE MAN THAT VINCE WANTS TO PAY
DESPITE THE SOUND
OF MANIA BUYRATES FALLING TODAY
NOBODY PAYS
NOBODY PAYS
I'LL SET A RECORD LOW THIS TIME
NOBODY PAYS
NOBODY PAYS
CUZ I JUST CAN'T DRAW A SINGLE DIME
>>2929253
based johnny cash working the smarks
BRING THE VIEWS DOOOWWWN
STEP INTO THE RING AND BRING THE VIEWS DOWN
STEP INTO THE RING AND BRING THE VIEWS DOWN
>>2929872
That chest
WEEEEELLLLL
IT'S THE BIG DRAW
Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>>2929253
I've never cringed this much in my got dang life
>>2929892
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dimes
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>Killed the World Heavyweight Championship (the last time the WHC would be defended in a PPV main event was Hell in a Cell 2010)
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 4 out of 25 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting in the back and telling one of his no dimes buddies to job to someone who could draw a dime
>>2929253
begging ya to have some sex
>>2929899
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>>2929253
AWWWWFUUUULLLLLL
I CAME TO DRAW
NO DIMES TODAY
TIME FOR YOU TO TURN OFF YOUR TV