If I can be serious for a moment...

If Omega thinks his match was "successful comedy" then he's an even more delusional mark for himself than Bret was

>>2927748
I'm giving Kenny 6 stars for that reply.

>>2927748
Kenny omega is a mark for meltzer because he is a mark for himself and video game tier wrestling

Bodybagged desu

>>2927748
>the only marks for wrestling these days are the wrestlers themselves

why does anyone even care what failures like lance storm think anyway, he's an out of touch old man just like cornette

Lance Storm is a favorite wrestler of mine, so I'm gonna have to tell Kenny Blomega to get fucked.

>>2927748
>Old farts getting upset about
GOATmega
What's new? I bet lance is still butt hurt because kenny didn't sign to the E

>>2927748
name one good lance storm match.

>>2927786
vs. Candido at Living Dangerously 98

File: 1497457754153.jpg (68KB, 640x791px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 640x791px

>>2927767
HURRRRRRRR

Pic related it's you on the floor

>>2927786
All of them vs jerry lynn

>>2927786
Well, uh... you know..

>>2927808
Yo that's a fucked up picture man. There's nothing funny about this. I wish you luck if you ever have any children... stop being so edgy sheesh

Funny don't draw money.
That's why Chikara is the top company right?

>>2927829
Lance storm never drew a dime in his entire career.

>>2927832
Where did I say that he did? Funny still doesn't draw in wrestling

>>2927845
The fact that omega being "funny" drew more money than lance storm ever did in his career should tell you something

>>2927748
Member that time Austin called Storm boring?
https://youtu.be/bPSA71zWliw?t=37s

>>2927847
Fagmega doesn't draw shit

>>2927748
Based DBSJ

>>2927822
Stay triggered faggot

Can someone explain, cant view anything.

>>2927856
omega and ibushi sold out budokan hall, friend.

Kenny is so buttblasted it's disgusting

>>2927863
>whodokan hall
FTFY

>>2927860
I'd crush you like an empty beer can at a frat party, cookiepuss

>>2927748
The match wasn't even funny

>>2927860
Karma is a real thing bruh

>>2927879
sticking up for your boyfriend ayyy?

>>2927897
boyfriend? There's a title you've never held. Hey, here's a few other: non-virgin, heterosexual male, productive member of society

>Storm peaking at 13 on the PWI 500
>Omega peaking at 23 on the PWI 500

Omega BTFO by Based Storm

>>2927904
PWI lives in Kayfabe faggot.

File: 1203092904.jpg (69KB, 484x358px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 484x358px

6-STAR SAVAGE BANTZ BY BASED CLEANER

>>2927757
Hi Corny. Hows the fat wife?

>>2927856
>Shirts sell out nationwide

Call any hot topic and ask if they have any of his shirts in stock.

>>2927884
>>2927903
SEETHING

>>2927916
Utterly seethed

File: Kenny Kringe.jpg (27KB, 590x252px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 590x252px

It's the first one isn't it?
And it's not even close.

>>2927847
Kenny didn't start being relevant until the bullet club.
Why do you keep going after Storm? I didn't say he was a draw.
Show me Kenny selling out the Tokyo Dome, not half full, with a match like that

File: lance.jpg (68KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 400x400px

Stop liking Kenny Omega

>>2927964
why would he do a match like that against anyone but YTR or maybe Taguchi. Context is important you mouthbreather

cornett SEETHING

kenny being able to work comedy and le epic matches shows his versatility

>>2927964
>Kenny didn't start being relevant until...

stopped reading there

>>2927991
but he has never done anything that is actual, genuine funny comedy.

>>2927748
LMAO lance storm in 2017

having a threa about him on /asp/ is probably his biggest draw since 2000

If you guys didn't have the attention span of a goldfish you could have gone to Lance Storm's twitter where he statted that he wasn't actually criticizing the match or taking a shot at Omega. The only one who did that was DBS Jr. who is the one Omega was replying to in the first place, not Lance.

The match was cringe, as are all Toru Meme matches.

>>2928007
Worked.

>>2927993
Facts. He was a comedy geek until the bullet club.

the absolute state of Bushiroad Pro Card Shilling.

No wonder all the WWE idiots are jumping on the bandwagon suddenly.

>>2927884
Kys tripfag

Name a comedy wrestler whose been world champion in a well respected wrestling promotion, many would say reigns isn't entertaining but he still cut it as champion which is more than I can say for Omega

>>2928064
define comedy wrestler?
there have been plenty of guys who achieved world champion status who were great at comedy and it's widely looked back at as their best attribute (Rock, Angle, Jericho, both E&C etc) but you're probably talking about geeks like Santino or Cabana in which case you're 100% correct.

>>2928064
>>2928092
danshoku dino is a 2x ko-d openweight champion

>>2928064
the rock, kurt angle

WRESTLING A COMEDY MATCH DOESN'T MAKE YOU A "COMEDY WRESTLER"

>>2928152
but dressing up like Ghostbusters and wrestling lil girls does
I know for most Kenny Omega didn't exist to them before 2016, but Omega's work in DDT makes Colt Cabana look like Laurence Olivier

>>2928152
7.25 Star comedic post pham

File: C9bAdX6VYAEXZ_k.jpg (42KB, 606x401px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 606x401px

>>2927748
>autistic skit that destroys everyone's suspension of disbelief
>B-B-BUT MUH FRIENDS LAUGHED AT IT!!! WWEDRONE!!1!1

>>2928092
Adding comedy to your character doesn't make you a comedy wrestler, the new day add t their character but they don't screw around in ring. I will always have a harsh view point on omega because of him making the business look like a joke by wrestling blow up dolls and little girls. I don't see him as anything more than a spot monkey comedy guy

>>2927845

>Kenny Omega is one of the hottest things in wrestling just now
>Is a funny wrestler
>Is a proven draw

Go to bed Lance.

File: Thinking_Face_Emoji_grande.png (143KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 600x600px

>>2927748
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5KhsH4zRAU8

Hmmm...

File: he-had-a-wrestling-feud-with-a-blow-up-doll-photo-u1.jpg (27KB, 650x387px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 650x387px

>>2928235

>>2928235
Instantly more entertained by a RAM segment than anything I've seen in the last 3 years.
Austin should stand on that stage and give shoot opinions and shout at the guys to fkn pick up the pace like a drill sargeant every Monday night. Instantly more entertaining. Im not even being ironic. Id attend RAM in person if he did this.

>>2928235
I love how people always get upset at Austin for this, this was a Vince idea everyday of the week

>>2927860
based faggot working the smarks

>>2928242

Kenny's matches with YOSHIHIKO legit fucking sucked. Somehow he still he gets the rub for the great matches Ibushi pulled off with the doll.

>>2928015
DDT is the number 3 promotion in terms of numbers drawn and they got there under Ibushi and Omega.

>>2928235
>Vince venting his hatred of wrestling through Austin

>>2927872
>"that d-d-d-doesn't c-c-c-count because I-I say s-s-so!"

E Drone seething

>>2928064
Eric young

NJPW should leave the comedy matches to DDT, they're bad at it.

File: bartphoric.jpg (13KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 200x200px

>>2929022
>TNA
>well respected

>>2929046
I'd probably agree. But I don't think they have anyone signed with them that is a comedy guy besides Taguchi? And even he can get serious and go hard in big matches. Some of the antics by Naito are amusing but not clownish like Yano.

File: [headlocks your path].jpg (18KB, 465x369px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 465x369px

>>2927748
>some bitter old never-was faggot bitching about one of the best wrestlers on earth

it's so laughably pathetic seeing decrepit old farts whining about the younger generation.

>>2929069
Davey Boy Jr. isn't that old, is he?

>>2929076
No but he makes up for it by being thrice as bitter

>get canned by the 'E while your tag team partner finds a better partner and gets over and wins gold

Kenny and the young cucks are the reason I don't watch new Japan. I'd rather watch no wrestling at all, then kiddy wwe crap, before I watched some reddit geeks that I cringe just from even hearing about.

>>2929069
Dude, look up Rip Rogers on twitter. He's the worst in terms of crusty old never-was carnies.

>>2928064
You just named one champ

>>2928064
Mick Foley.
Probably the most famous comedy wrestler ever.
Mankind won it more than once.

>>2929503
Omega has never been a world champion in a major promotion.

>>2929512
reigns, pinhead

The saltiest

The saltiest