You're Vince....

Firing himself for starters

the entire women's division

Sami, Balor and the nog announcer

The cruiserweight division and brand exclusive ppvs

Sami, Balor, Nakamura, Lesnar and stop bringing the Rock for WM

>>2927190
fpbp [/thread]

>>2927179
All the Samoans, Bliss, Naomi, Nia, Tamina, every cruiserweight except Neville, Jack, Tozawa and Metallik, get rid of Lesnar, Corbin, Nakamura and Orton.

Fire HHH, Steph and Shane and give Road Dogg full control.

>>2927179
1. All women
2. Anyone under 6'
3. Sami Jihad

>WWE has been in decline since 2001
>firing guys who didn't even work there back then will do something

Really dumb thread.

>>2927179
Just fire Asuka. Fuck her to hell

>>2927222
>Spending millions on "le hottest free agent" of the month and every one of them is flopping
AJ is the only one delivering, but Nakamura, Asuka and other guys are a waste of money

>>2927256
Lmao if you actually think Asuka is making more than 5 figures

Nakamura, sami zayn, deanetty, jasethy, miz,

>>2927256
>someone not even on the main roster is flopping
'no'.

>>2927262
Bitch lives in a closet at the PC

>>2927179
>No brand exclusive ppvs
>Scrap cruiserweights and put Tozawa and Neville in the midcard
>No women's division
>Fire Corbin, Jinder, Lesnar and any Samoans
>Quit paying the Rock a gorillion dollars to show up once to twice a year

>>2927256
How exactly are Nakamura and Asuka flops? They're both two of the most popular people on their brands

>>2927256
AJ is also somebody who hasn't gotten booked like complete shit

>>2927276
nice bait

>>2927179
Not even memeing here
>All of the crusierweights except Neville
>All of the women no exceptions
>Apollo Crews
>Bray Wyatt
>Dallas and Axel
>Sampson
>Jason Jordan and Gable
>Kalisto and the other Kalisto
>R-Truth
>Rhyno
>Aiden English
>Corbin
>Ziggler
>The Colons
>Rowan
>Jinder immediately after taking the title off him
>The ascension
>The Kanellis couple
>Randy Orton
>Sami Zayn
>Nakamura
>Tye Dillinger

Bring both brands together and get rid of the galactic title. I just saved WWE.

>>2927299
Lmao retard

>>2927318
>getting rid of so many talented guys and good hands

I'm genuinely surprised there's so much hate on the women considering they get so much attention from the fappers. No u dont get 5 star matches/promos out of them, but they still entertain the fucc outta me.

The Shield shitters.

Brock Lesnar, he's a lazy part timer who gets paid millions and doesn't draw a single dime

>>2927179
Fire Lesnar and Orton

You get rid of 205 live. thats #1

list in no particular order:

D.Young
Any Colons
Harper(either use him or don't and you don't just release him)
Vctor and Konnor
Tamina
Mickie
Brooke
Rhyno

>>2927318
You forgot Big Show, Enzo, & Cass

>>2927179
All the 2nd and 3rd generation shitters clogging up the company taking spots from better and more qualified people.

So that means I fire
Bray Wyatt
Bo Dallas
Charlotte
Goldust
The Usos
Randy Orton
Tamina
Stephanie McMahon

To hell with em'.

How much time is left on Orton's deal? He's probably the first one I'd get rid of. And if they dropped the last hour of RAW they wouldn't have fill so much time with shitty/repeat content. The roster doesn't have enough top guys where you can just fire a bunch of people. Plus that sets alarms ringing for public image if you clean house. Small adjustments

>>2927398
Big Show is good for a nostalgia pop, assuming his contract is modest and he's not clogging payroll.

>>2927179
I'd scrap all the ppvs, except the big 4

>>2927419
This too. Have 1 PPV a month.
>Jan: Rumble (both brands)
>Feb: Raw PPV
>Mar: SDL PPV
>April: WM (both)
etc.
The PPVs right now are just glorified TV episodes and lost the feeling of importance.

>>2927179
>close all shows except RAW SmackDown
>do only the big 4 PPV
>turn women to divas
>cancel PG
>let the wrestlers use steroids

There are just too many people on the roster, period. Seriously, half this roster has the talent of a local hired jobber u'd see get sat on by Yokozuna or used to push Tatanka as a babyface on Superstars on Saturday afternoons.

WWE uses practically their entire roster to job for eachother week in and week out, and then you wonder why nobody's really a draw or a star.

This idea that everybody needs to be over and be booked right is batshit, and gives u 50/50 meaningless booking garbage.

Hire less full timers, stop bringing in new people, and just hire more one off local indie jobbers to get ur smaller MAIN roster over on Rams and SDs and save the big fights for PPVs ONLY.

Maybe cut PPV's down to ever 2 months, and have a shorter 2 hour Saturday Night Main Event every other month instead.

I'm sorry, but guys like Ascention, Hawkins, Aiden English, Roode, Roddy Strong, Titus, Goldust, R-Truth are completely unecessary. This is SUPPOSED to be WWE, the pinnacle of pro wrestling. Then why are unremarkable performers making up 70% of the roster? Its bat shit.

Lesnar he is the highest paid in the company and only wrestles 5 times a year

He isnt drawing enough to justify it, PPV is done and ratings are awful

Fire Dunn

>>2927179
so i dont read news. did something happen or is this just a hypothetical let's have fun thread?

cause if it's the latter. I'm definitely going to put Alexa in a more sexual romance with a male wrestler. Going by their backstage fun her and Mojo Rawley. After that he hurts Alexa. And Nia gets pissed and we get ourselves a good old intergender match between Nia and Mojo Rawley

I would fix Seth Rollins. give him some personality

Fewer house shows.
Fewer PPVs.
Do not renew contracts for Orton and Wyatt.
Every 5 months, Draw 3 names out of a hat. If theyre not in a upper mid card position and have been in E longer than 3 years, chuck 'em.

>Womens roster except those who are willing to strip
>NXT
>All the cruiserweights on 205 except Neville
>brand exclusive PPV
>Road Dogg
>writing staff
>people like Cathey Kelley who dont seem to have a point
>Triple H Mania entrance budget.

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>>2927179
>EVERYBODY GATHER AROUND! WHO'S READY FOR THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE?! ™

>>2927454
>Seriously, half this roster has the talent of a local hired jobber u'd see get sat on by Yokozuna or used to push Tatanka as a babyface on Superstars on Saturday afternoons.

Show your working.

>This idea that everybody needs to be over and be booked right is batshit,

Oh...you're retarded.

>Roderick Strong
>unremarkable performer

>>2927459

He would if everything else around him worked (c) post wm 31 raw and how hype it was.

Everyone is just so fucking shit that it sucks. No legit contenders ,writing sucks, nobody can cut a promo nobody has any charisma

>>2927549
>it's everybody else's fault nobody wants to see Brock lazily spam his Germans

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>>2927443
THIS

>>2927547
nowadays the writing is so shit and the storylines so boring that its almost impossible for everyone to be over

back in the day you could get over by having a great gimmick, but now gimmicks are so rare and they go for the whole kayfabe is dead realism angle so the only way to get over is to win, and its impossible for everyone to win, fans and wresltlers just cant accept theyre midcard level. there needs to be a midcard.

there are a few exceptions of modern gimmicks getting over in the lower levels of course, ellsworth, fashion files, new day etc but most wreslters dont want to be comedy they want to be booked strong and be edgy badasses, look at nxt. problem is there are too many guys so they all just become ascension or the club

>>2927597
Im fed up of people bitching because their indie darling is in the midcard. welcome to the big leagues chump. rusev, cesaro, owens, ambrose are good but thats where good gets you in wwe. theyre not the rock, theyre not hulk hogan, theyre not stone cold. dont act like they are so much better than the guys above them

>>2927256
>AJ isn't booked like garbage
>Doesn't flop
Gee ya don't say?

rehire kizarny and give him absolute and total control over the entire company.

>>2927639
this but russo

>>2927214
>1. All women
Agree. Women just don't bring any value to a wrestling company under a PG rating, that's why before the Attitude Era there was only like 4 women on roster and all were valets.

Unless they start exposing themselves in calendar spreads to actually bring in some money (because God knows divas don't sell merch) or start dancing like halftime cheerleaders like the Nitro girls, then cut them hoes loose.

1. Fire the women.

2. Fire the manlets under 6'2"

3. Fire all races not white or Japanese.

4. Fire all of the boring, slow giants over 7'0"

5. Execute Ramen Rees vietcong style on live television.

Fire Sami he is an insurance liability.

>>2927670
>(because God knows divas don't sell merch
Good job exposing how clueless you really are

Get rid of Vince and Dunn and you are halfway to a good product already. Whether Triple H, Stephanie and Shane can deliver is still a gamble.

>>2927772
Good job exposing you're a cuck. Women are dead last in merch, that's why only three of them even have shirts made

>>2927264
So you've saved $1,000. Now what?

>>2927537

Apparently some report is about to drop about payments and shit like that but we're having fun here too I hope.

>>2927179
Merge the rosters and scrap Smackdown entirely. Cut the cost of running two shows and reduce fan fatigue. I can't be the only one so put off by five hours of wrestling a week plus pay per views that I don't watch any of it.

Vaudevillians
Ascension
Mark Henry
Big show
Kane
Rhino
A lot of the cruiser weights

Women
Becky lunch - she ain't never getting over.
Maria and bennet

Overall, a new revolution needs to be made....attitude era part 2?

Brock Lesnar
Roman Reigns
Dean Ambrose
Randy Orton
Bray Wyatt

Maybe Cena too. We've already seen everything out of him. I know merch sales are big, but at this point are they really bigger than his salary?

Also no more guest appearances of The Rock.

>>2927772

Post the Merchandise sales of all WWE women right now as well as.the COST TO COMPANY of said women which includes (salary, screentime et al).

Subtract the cost.from the merch revenuz and fucking tell me how they are at all valuable?

Send the cruiserweights to the backyards like CZW. Film the matches on phones. Send the divas outside of events to wash cars for people. Send all the japanettys to re-education camps to teach them how to not attack other countries. Send Sami Zayn to NJPW with a suicide vest. Send Ziggler to drawing school. Cut everyone else besides Roman, Cena, Joe and Braun.

>>2927882
Also with this don't fire anyone just cycle them in and out every now and then viewers won't get fed up seeing the same shit all the time. There's a reason people get excited for the Rock showing up and not doing anything but AJ Styles actually putting on good matches regularly doesn't get much. Give the wrestlers holidays and let the audience miss them. Might even help prevent injury

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Bring back Russo

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>>2927179
This cunt.
>Horrible mic skills
>Overrated
>Black

>>2927416
>been with the company for like 15 years
>modest paycheck
Seniority is a thing you know? He's top 10 higest paid in the company.

>>2927179
1. stop testing for steroids
2. bring back jr and austin
3. cut 205 live faggots and 90% of divas
4. bring back high test tv programming. in a world of sjw, americans are craving anti pc programming.

>>2927597
>writing is bad
>fire the actors

>>2927605
Dumb.

>>2928035
Beck is the most over woman on the roster

>Attitude Era Part 2

kek it's this dumbfuck again

>>2928508
Austin has been retired for longer than he was active

I'd would
>Bring back the ruthless aggression era
>Remove 205 live and make the cruiser weights apart of the main roster.
>Slow down on the "first ever women's" bullshit or just stop it before it gets out of hand
>book a bunch of wrestlers in stories that actually make sense and fix the face/heel problem for Raw and some of Smack Down
>>2928035
>AE part 2
So still cartoony shit?

Fire: Crews, Show, Darren Young, Dash Wilder, Finn Balor, Goldust, Jason Jordan, Hardys. Kalisto, Mark Henry, Scott Dawson, Bayley, Dana Brooke, Daivari, Gulak, Lince Dorado, Mutafa Ali, Rich Swann, TJP, Epico, Kane, Konnor, Mojo Rawley, Sami Zayn, Singh Brothers, Nakamura, Sin Cara, Viktor, Eva Marie, Natalya, Road Dogg.

Scrap: 1 Hour of Raw, 205 Live and The CW Division of course.

Cut income drastically: Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose.

Raise income drastically: Ryan Ward.

>>2927179
First thing's first is to drop 205 live and everyone on it except Neville, TJP and maybe Brian Kendrick.

Also drop Nakamura, because he's lost all fucking steam and still can't speak the language. Unless he's drawing some massive amount of Japanese fans to watch WWE, he's not worth the cash.

>>2927179
I scrap the brand split, Main Event, 205 live and NXT, Raw storylines bleed into Smackdown

NXT and 205 merge shows into a 2 hour taped studio show that airs on Saturdays so guys who aren't ready for live TV and tour have a place to work but mix in Low to Mid Card talent and even some weeks main eventers.

Summerslam goes on as is but Night of Champions is a unification show WWEWHC vs UC, Raw SD NXT Women's triple threat, RAW SD and NXT Tag Belts. NXT Men's vs UK Title all unified

US, IC and CW belts stay the same as is, US belt will be elevated as the clear cut #2 title held by the clear cut #2 guy, the IC title will be treated like the NXT belt is now and bring in the addition of women's tag belts.

so Raw tour will be WWE champ, Women's Tag Champs, CW and IC belt

and the SD tour will be US champ, Women's champ, Men's Tag Champ and UK champ

get the PPV schedule down to 12 Sunday shows and 12 Wednesday/Friday PPVs

>>2927179
I scrap the brand split, Main Event, 205 live and NXT, Raw storylines bleed into Smackdown

NXT and 205 merge shows into a 2 hour taped studio show that airs on Saturdays so guys who aren't ready for live TV and tour have a place to work but mix in Low to Mid Card talent and even some weeks main eventers.

Summerslam goes on as is but Night of Champions is a unification show WWEWHC vs UC, Raw SD NXT Women's triple threat, RAW SD and NXT Tag Belts. NXT Men's vs UK Title all unified

US, IC and CW belts stay the same as is, US belt will be elevated as the clear cut #2 title held by the clear cut #2 guy, the IC title will be treated like the NXT belt is now and bring in the addition of women's tag belts.

so Raw tour will be WWE champ, Women's Tag Champs, CW and IC belt

and the SD tour will be US champ, Women's champ, Men's Tag Champ and UK champ

get the PPV schedule down to 12 Sunday shows and 12 Wednesday/Friday PPVs

>>2927179
Fire Balor, Styles, Zayn, Triple H, Owens, Jericho, Orton, and then promote more turban guy because I want that india money in 2020

Hell I'll probably move the promotion to india in 2020 once America realizes my promotion isn't as good as it used to be in the 90s

>>2929823
The extra hour of RAW provides about $50 million more in revenue.

>cut Reigns wages
>raise Ryan Ward wages

KYS

>>2927179
Fire Brock

The problem with cutting NXT and the cruiserweight division is that they provide vital options for the network.

It's hard to justify the network as it is without cutting actual wrestling shows.

>>2927318
Not even memeing anon.

That would save maybe 15 mil a year. Honestly. The problem runs far deeper when you have huge revenue and no profit than just payroll

>Fire Zayn after blaming 9/11 on him
>Begin lesbian relationship between Carmella and Becky, whilst making Big Hoss "luckiest man on Earth" by having Carmella walk him around on a leash and tying him to ring post during matches
>Braun squashes Finn weekly on Raw before he moves to cruiserweight division
>Scrap 205 Live, purple tape and NXT
>Asuka called up, beats down Bayley rendering her retarded
>Plaster Alexa's ass on magazine covers
>Have all the women fawn over Big Dog as he retires Show, Kane and gets Bray fired
>End Brandsplit, with Jinder uniting WWE and Uni titles
>Titus Worldwide vs poo World order with Titus taking back the the title from India
>Hardys retired by the Ascension
>Breezango unifies tag titles while retiring Bo and Axel
>Final entrant in Royal Rumble is Ryback who wins Rumble and main events Wrestlemania

>>2927179

listening to the MookieGhana (https://twitter.com/mookieghana) call on Wrestling Observer Live and WWE is basically down to their "HARDCORE FANS" and that they are projecting losing more PAID SUBSCRIBERS for the network

They also kept saying "We don't want to reveal everything right now" when pressed by the investors about their India, China, etc market

We will see what happens in 2019 when the nbc universal contract is up

>Announce press conference
>Roman, Cena, HHH, Orton, Jinder are there
>Recite this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjBeCwz2fXg
>We are also going back to 2 hours, firing all the unneeded staff, the lower card shitters like Aiden English and Titus, all the Cruiserweights bar Neville maybe another good one(?) and really scaling back NXT to a developmental again. The good NXT talent and staff go to smackdown
>The womens and tag divisions merged and the shitters fired
>Corbin comes out and cashes in on stage

based big banter

do more shit like the ambulance tipping and crashings

>>2931016
You realize firing lower card means that people on the upper-mid card become classless jobbers too now right?

>>2932500
Not if you feed your upper mid-card actual local one-and-done jobbers like they used to. Showcase the upper mid-card on TV with squashes, and have them fight eachother only on PPVs.

If im vince I fire myself and give the keys to Haitch.

retire 205live, SD

reduce the roster 10 fold

fire all the announcers except charlie, renee young, tom phillips and corey graves (cole goes to backstage role)

reduce legends contracts

fire kevin dunn

>>2933239

Oh great more NXT shitters

>>2933342
Everybody who is going to join the promotion from now on is going to be an NXT callup.

Styles & Karl are exceptions unless somebody marries an ex-Diva

>>2931016
>firing people because of their push

What a mark. English is an asset any promotion would want.

>>2930946
>money
>India

>>2929823
>Dash Wilder, Scott Dawson

Firing guys who know how to get actual heat.

Brilliant.

>>2932510
>Not if you feed your upper mid-card actual local one-and-done jobbers like they used to. Showcase the upper mid-card on TV with squashes, and have them fight eachother only on PPVs.
>squashes in 2017

They are piss breaks. No-one cares. Squashing some rando jobber doesn't get anyone over because it's like putting Lesnar vs TJ Perkins, there's no point.

>>2929823
>firing Revival

(YOU) GO 'TARD
ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT