2018 Royal Rumble

>both of them are last in the ring
>styles goes over
>triple threat at wm with devitt that is booked wm20 style

>>2925914
>big boys
>the wwe roster including wwe champion jinder mahal, intercontinental champion the miz, etc
e drones will defend this

ding dong diddly

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>I am sick and tired of playing with kids
>I'm here to get it on with the big boys

>>2925914
Kenny Omega looks like an early 90's jobber from the saturday afternoon shows

>>2925914
>implying he won't be forced to play the "Roman Reigns is the best wrestler ever smarks are just jealous" and mention the Big Dog(s) instead

>>2925931
fat e drone detected

>>2925924
They are bigger than nu japan indy manlets, ya weeb

>>2925934
>I watch a wrestling promotion from a country where the males would rather live at home and watch online porn instead of having sex with real women

>>2925914
>NJPW invasion angle starts
>Vince comes out and reveals that he sold his shares because he didn't trust his children or Paul to inherit the company

>>2925914
WWE will never be well booked they went public with shareholders and now it's run by kikes, NJPW is the only real fed in the biz now

>>2925939
wwJUST has a whole show dedicated to manlets called 205.....dive.... and the main roster itself is full of manlets (enzo, finn balor, the revival etc)
>>2925948
too sweet me good brother

>>2925940
Isn't that what you do anyway?

This is 4chan, dude.

>>2926009
No, I post on 4chan between part time work and looking for work online

>>2925914
>using a mic during the rumble match
Dream on faggot

>>2925939
Miz's belly is bigger than most New Japan guys, sure

>>2926017
18+

>>2926017
Punk did, shithead.

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>>2925939
Huh?

What's the fucking point if the end game is getting fed to Reigns or Cena?

>>2925914
I book them both to go back to Japan.

>>2925918
>ruining an excellent match with finn

Why would you do that?

>>2925914
>Roman Reigns eliminates them both with a double clothesline
kek

>>2925914
Periodical reminder that as of 2015, the WWE has approached Kenny for a contract at least four times, and Kenny turned them down.

>>2926953
>living his dream
>making a great living without working WWE's stupid schedule
>having incredible matches
>two literal GOAT match contenders this year that broke meltzer's snowflake scale
>is being new japan's top gaijin, inaugural US Champ, living an anime gimmick and getting over with qt asian chicks
>all while btfoing WWMEME

How is Kenny so GOAT bros?

>>2926953

Quadrennial reminder that he's already been fired by WWE once

>>2926978
But he asked for his release anon...

>>2926978
Eternal reminder that he requested his release as he felt that his time at Deep South was poor and wanted to return to bingo hall indies instead.
Based Kenny working edrones before he even made working edrones a thing

>>2926989
>>2926994

>I-I wasn't fired, I quit

>>2927015
Yep.

>>2927015
Show your proof.

>still waiting on #30
>Styles and Omega have been cleaning the ring
>Balor notable in his absence
>Timer ticks down and they wait
>crowd is clamouring for Balor
>3...2...1...
>DA DUN. DA DUN. DA DUN. DA DUUUUN.

>>2927050
Better yet
>still waiting on #30
>Styles and Omega have been cleaning the ring
>Balor notable in his absence
>Timer ticks down and they wait
>crowd is clamouring for Balor
>3...2...1...
>BOOYAKA BOOYAKA 619

>>2926994
He probably didn't want an ass donut up his face
he hated bill demot

>>2927050
>>2927056
Better yet
>still waiting on #30
>Styles and Omega have been cleaning the ring
>Balor notable in his absence
>Timer ticks down and they wait
>crowd is clamouring for Balor
>3...2...1...
>*buzzer hits*
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2l5fW4evUU

How hard would you mark?

>>2927060
He was right to walk, Zack Ryder endured sweaty fat guys rubbing their assholes in his face for years and has nothing to show for it.

>>2925914
Cringe
Autismo
Have sex
Seek sunlight

>>2927050
>it's more "involve finn with talented people to drag them down" fantasy booking

>>2927077
>being this dumb

>>2925914
Kenny isn't going to WWE with the current state of the booking. No chance in hell.

>>2927108
He's right, though. Finn is dead weight that doesn't even weigh that much.

>>2925914
>>2925918
Shitty smark delusions

>>2925914
Yeah I'm sure Omega wants to go to WWE just so he could job to Cena and put Reigns over.

>>2925924
Based Yelissa burying the e-drones

>>2927225
>missing the point of the original post

>>2925914
>look at the adjective, "play"