Smackdown Game Thread #3

It's time for Cena to take the poo to the loo.

Cenaetty looks so fucking stupid in that outfit

lol cena wins

>FINE SPEECH IN PUNJABI

Will Cena put Big Poppa Poo over?

holy shit.. 17th time champion.. RIP Ric Flair

inb4 FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE SPEACH JINDER

>Big Match John buries the entire nation of India

cena is about to get fucking buried by curryman

>Push Little Lungs sign
Fucking Based

I really want BMJ to bury this fucking jobber

>that push little lungs sign

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RYDER WHEN

can't think of anyone who would want to see cena vs indian man

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wtf I love Emma now

BASED BMJ

Boypussy > girlpussy

bury that poo

Didn't think they end the Orton feud

Who ready for a verbal burial?

>3 PPV series with Cena vs Jinder

who caught lil' lungs section

CENA IS GOING TO BURY RIC FLAIR AT THE SAME TIME

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i swear Jinder is just tall version of Randy Savage

Jinder looks like a champ, Cena looks like an autist

Jinder is so bad. Cena is over

Should I be excited that Maharaja gets a feud with Cena?
Or sad bc the Jinder ride might be over soon
:/

Piece of crap? What did he mean

>>2924670
BASED

OH SHIT HE SAID CRAP

>>2924652
that's a bit harsh, man

I respect the fact your jamming needles in your ass and pumping your body full of steroids making you grow nipples

John take it easy

Please refrain from calling Jinder a "poo". It's kinda offensive.

Thanks

>literally calling him poo

kek

>a portapotty

HE KNOWS

CALLING OUT JINDER ON BEING A POO

>port a potty
!

SUPER CENA

>>2924672
i'm gonna go on ashemaletube now and fap to some prime boipusy

>PORTA POTTY
HE KNOWS

>port o potty

SUPER CENA

>porta potty

John Cena is /ourguy/

>portapotty

S H O O T I N G

>port-a-potty

CENA JUST CALLED HIM A POO IN THE LOO

>portapotty
CENA CALLING OUT INDIA FOR NOT HAVING TOILETS

Ugh it's lame """""funny""""" Cena

>>2924648
>40 years old
>Still dresses like a 12 year old on vacation

>port a potty
POO IN LOO

>Porta-potties

They're called streets, BMJ

>portapotty
HE KNOWS

>Becky marry me i'm single

>A magic carpet

that's racist John

SUPER
E
N
A

HIT THE MOTHER FUCKING TRUMPETS

Super Cena vs Porta Potty

WTF? I LOVE BMJ NOW

POO IN POTTY

Holy shit he just called him a poo

SUPER CENA CONFIRMED FOR SMACK

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>portapotty

>>2924654
HAHAHAHAHA

DBRY GOING FOR WWE CHAMPIONSHIP BOYS

You know, since it's been so long, if we got Orton v Cena for the title at SummerSlam, I wouldn't mind it. Actually kinda stoked for it

>calling himself Super Cena
I thought Daniel is the shooter
Speak of the devil

Daniel Bella needs to go

>porta potty

lmao

racial storylines haven't worked in like 20+ years but they keep trying them

YES THE LITTLE MAN BTFO'D CENA

POO JOKES

DANIELITO BRYAN

Super cena. Good god

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POO FUCKING BURIED IN 60 SECONDS

HOLY SHIT I LOVE DANIEL BRYAN NOW

Cena needs some more culture. He's coming off as prejudice here.

Thanks.

Daniel Bryan looks like someone drained all the testosterone from his little body

>portapotty

honestly what the fuck did cena mean by this?

THAT MATCH NEEDS TO MAIN EVENT SUMMER SLAM NOT THIS POO FUCK

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>Even when John Cena fast forwards a promo, he's better than everything else the writers come up with

>dream match
Because the audience will all fall asleep

CENA NEPOTISM BTFO

jesus christ when i heard bryan's theme i got so stoked. i wish he'd leave wwe and wrestle again

>>2924730
This one is working. Is Cena going away false info and he becomes 17 time GOAT in WWE, or he puts Jinder over.

HYPE: DEAD

SMACKDOWN LOST THIS WEEK

Nakameme would school the ever loving shit out of Cena in a real wrestling ring not WWE

>Shitstain vs Poo

Holy shit, they're giving away the main event of WrestleMania next week for no reason.

>inb4
>next week Rusev interference

who goes over?

John vs Nakamura

So Nakamura gonna be future endeavored soon

>Nakameme vs BMJ next week

So, Smackdown wins next week also?

>>2924743
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY

>>2924740
>Pajeet seething

MUH 1.3 BILLION

Based Daniel Bella

>>2924743
Why do you hate Smackdown Vince

Cena vs nakamura wow that's huge

>>2924742
>>2924743
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

SHINSUKE V AJ IS HAPPENING AT MANIA FOR THE TITLE LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>this little manlet fuck ruining everything

I hope this vegan cunt fucking dies

>Corbin stopping Cena becoming 17 time champ
I can already see it coming

Why would they give that away for free? That kind of shit sunk WCW.

who would have honestly thought that the first time that cena and shinsuke fight would be to determine who would fight a poo like jinder

>>2924744
Poo

TIME TO GET Y2AJ BACK

>opportunities are earned

didn't he literally show up one show, demand a title match, and got it?

TAG TEAM JOBBERS MATCH AND THE GREATEST LOVE PLEASE END THE MISERY

>>2924743
kek

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>WASTING NAKAMURA/CENA ON A NOTHING SMACKDOWN
BUT
>THE SLIGHTEST POSSIBILITY THAT NAKAMURA WINS AND WALKS OUT OF SUMMERSLAM WWE WHC

>>2924745
Universal title will be the main event

I'm actually ok with Corbin being champ at this point

>>2924743
HE IS HERE!!!

>Nakameme vs. Cena
>Nakameme wins
>Nakameme vs. Jinder at SS
>Corbin Cashes in

borin

>>2924730
The time looked right considering Trump won and there's a generation of angry white teens spouting racist shit on the internet. What went wrong?

>>2924743
We all know your testosterone comes from a needle Vince

>>2924774
Recognize

this company is so backwards, can't wait until vince dies

>>2924783
I'm a spic and I hate niggers

How much time until Based Big Hog returns? Show real turned garbage without him.

>>2924770
When you need better TV ratings you do that

>>2924777
Road Dogg is baiting you anon, don't bite

>>2924742
>>2924743

lel

>>2924782
and the wwe world title falls further into the shitter

Naka getting 1st lost to cena.
... it begins

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>Wasting Nakamura vs Cena for Smackdown

>>2924792
Everybody hates niggers

>>2924774
One show? He does this 4 times a year

>>2924777
>begins number one contender
>Wins at summerslam against all odds
>Baron Corbin cashes in and wins the belt

>>2924795
Based Road Godd

>>2924792
>calling yourself a spic

Have a little self-respect famalam

>>2924769
Wouldn't matter anyways, he'd cash in at SS.

>>2924770
They probably don't know how long John is here for so better do it now.

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>>2924784
and i look better in my 70's than you currently

>Nakamura could be champ leaving summerslam
nice
>beating it from jinder
yeah that sucks

>nak vs cena
>winner faces jinder


this feels surreal

would cena doing "u cant c me" to nakamura be considered racism?

I hope Cena buries that autistic gook.
Please BMAJ one last burial and then you can fuck off to Hollywood to voice animated movies or whatever the fuck you wanna do.

>>2924768
Worked

P.s. Have sex

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>>2924612

>>2924777
There's zero chance that Cena will put Nakameme over. Cena is as ruthless as Hogan, if not even more and Nakameme has the huge handicap of being a chink

>BKOSS WINS
>BKOSS WINS TITLE AT SS
>BKOSS VS BMAJ AT MANIA FOR WWE TITLE

IF THIS HAPPENS I WILL SUB TO THE NETWORK AND NEVER EVER DROP IT

QUICK PREDICT WHO KIDNAPPED THE GAY COPS

>>2924792
Won't save you from getting deported when the ethostate gets built.

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APOLOGIZE

is eHarmony the cucks dating site?

Nakamura put on a good match with Corbin tonight, look forward to seeing him and John wrestle.

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>Cena still counting that one brief title reign he had when the real champ "decided not to renew his contract"

So how is the main event gonna go Dave?

Cena won't be winning this one and it's finally a good thing. Stop hating on Naka

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>>2924811

>>2924792
i'm pretty racist and can confirm we have no problem w spics.
hard working, family oriented. no issues with the the white man here.

>>2924820
Wyatt Family

>>2924805
May as well accept the truth, mestizos are quite subhuman.

any chance Corbin cashes in and fails?

So Corbin interferes and costs nakamura's shot. They continue feud

>>2924820
ayys

>>2924792
Only whiteys like niggers

>>2924820
Villman

>>2924840
Zzzzzz

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>>2924802

>>2924834
t. spic

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>>2924807
His arms remind me of this

Shane's got some nard nips

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Fuckable?

Should I post more?

Shane's nipples are really distracting

Shane's nipples are BLARING.

I hate fat fuck Canadians who eat nothing but fast food

Shane YES

BASED

>>2924758
Nakamura is beating Cena. You can screencap this.

Kevin Owens vs Shane McMahon at Wrestlemania..................... wow thats original

/ourguy/

>>2924816
You literally just made this up and stated it as if it was fact.

BASED MOZART OF MELODY

>>2924837

If it's Harper and Rowan I'd mark out.

I really would like them to get back together.

>>2924853
Feet plz

>>2924820
Evil Clown Rowan and Crazy Steve

someone post the trump tweet about that guy's nipples protruding

>>2924853
do she hav feminin benis? :3

>>2924853

Please don't treat women like objects. It's 2017, man.

Thanks.

His fucking voice sucks and sounds like Kermit the fucking frog

shit KO vs. Shane confirmed

>>2924853
>Tottenham
No

BASED AIDEN ENGLISH

WIN A MATCH

>>2924853
>Pic from Battleground thread

fuck off

>>2924826
>yfw cena wins at summerslam
>celebration on the smackdown after
>cena says "all 17 of these championships i worked hard for. All of them, each as real as the next. None of them were illegitimat -"

*LOOK IN MY EYES*

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>>2924853

>Fuckable?
Yes
>Should I post more?
For what purpose?

GOAT THEME

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>>2924853
>Tottenham

>>2924871
can't unhear

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>Sami Zayn in a ring with this jobbers
We can still save him right?

When will they feud English and Samson?

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>>2924868
Got you

excellent introduction

>English sings Kanellis's entrance
Based Drama King

>>2924853
I'd fuck, but I haven't been laid in 5 years so take that for what you will

>>2924853
>Spuds
No

Fuck yes Aiden English. Simon Gotch was holding him back.

I fucking love English

this faggot theatre guy is growing on me.


>>2924853
yeah she is. moar plz

>mfw this theme will be stuck in my head for the rest of the week

THIS IS THE GREATEST [GREATEST]

goddamn look at Maria's gut

>both shows have a dude that sings before a match

honest to god what the fuck did vince mean by this?

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>Aiden's actually a really good singer

The State of this hairline.

Although a new genius gimmick could be good.

>>2924886
fucking lol. thanks

>>2924890
11 years here senpai

Maria's stomach looking like a stuffed sausage in those shorts

The worst thing about this theme is that it's actually pretty good.

>>2924892
Gotch knew it was time to get out. He was tired of jobbing

>>2924897
They're be the GOAT tag team. Too bad they can't feud vs 3MB

>>2924898

He lives the gimmick

BURNING UP IN YOUR LOVE

>Team soon future endeavored vs Team eternal jobber

What a great match

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OOOOOOOOOWWWOOOOOOOOO

LET''S BOMB

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>this song

HE TOOK HER NAME

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>>2924897
Walking with English

>>2924897
>both shows have power couples
>both shows have roided out main champs
>both shows are losing ratings

>>2924853
>spurs
2/20

I fucking love this entrance song.

Aiden English has such a fucking BASED forehead if he did a diving headbutt it would be an INSTANT KILL maneuver. Him announcing his tag partners with his song only makes him better. Push him to the MOON!

OHHH OHOH OH OH
OHHH OHOH OHOH OHOH

>>2924896
she has gotten very fat.
their gimmick is growing on me like a rabid cancer though. love it

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>>2924915

I really like Tye's entrance

My wife's out late with her boss again, hard at work i assume. I wish she could see mike kanellis, i totally relate to that guy!

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>>2924866
>>2924853

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le 10 man

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Guys I was told MAria has DAT ASS
But dat shit is FLATTTTT

>MY GIMMICK IS A FUCKING NUMBER

>Sami Zayn
>Tye Dillinger

The ''just happy to be here'' guys

>TEN
what did he mean by this

>>2924919
Both shows have a samoan woman squash machine

someone explain Sami gimmick to me, I do not understand what it is and how he will ever get over with it

>perfect 10
>can't draw 10 cents

>only about half the crowd do the 10 thing now
how can one man be so awful?

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>>2924930

Thoughts?

>>2924930
Why are women so disgusting and treat their rooms like a pig sty.

She's not too bad that poster is ultra cringe

I will only ever remember Tye as Stan

>>2924930
do she hav feminin benis or not?

>>2924884
Sami is a jobber though.

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>Maria's shorts
I FUCKING CAME!

>>2924898
He has performed on Broadway, non kayfabe... He is actually a trained thespian

>>2924929

But he's just whipped. You're a [spoiler]man on the precipice of impending divorce[/spoiler]

>>2924938
Tamina is not Samoan, she's Fijian

>>2924919
Both shows names starts with WWE.

>>2924939
People get over by having it, performing well, and winning

What is Tye's gimmick?

>>2924895
LOVE I'VE EVER KNOWN!!!

It's catchy and a good heel song. Should be fun to belt this out with a smark crowd

How is one born in Niagra Falls?

>>2924937
he part of 10%

Sami heel turn to evil Muslim is only thing that could save his lame ass

>>2924938
heh
both shows have hot blondes with Samoan bodyguard

How many times can JBL say modern day in one match?

Smackdown has a lot of Canadians

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>>2924930
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

this fucking faggot on commentary has to be the worst commentator of all fucking time jesus christ

>OHHH
>OOO

i want to get Tye Dillinger's haircut.

what should i tell my barber?

>>2924937
seconds of screentime a week

>>2924957
in a barrel i would assume

>>2924970

You want a 10 on top

>>2924970
Gimme that perfect 10 senpai

>>2924945
bro 90% of 4chan lives in a dungeon and pisses in 2 liter bottles.
Please keep your reddit tier incel cringe to yourself.
Thank you friend
Enjoy your stay here @ the Chans

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>>2924973

>>2924955
not being over
so same as everyone on the roster

I love commercials.

>>2924973
out of my head you

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>Maria settled for this nobody

>>2924930
Nice, any pics of her wearing those heels?

>>2924970
tell them to put on a blindfold

>>2924970
>Gimme that perfect 10
>Barber: Say no more

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>>2924939
>>2924939
He's the Ralph Malph of WWE

Fınna

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>>2924973

>>2924970

>I want to have my hair done up like the team of Jason Jordan and Tye Dillinger...actually, scratch that, just the Tye Dillinger part. You know, after the heel turn.

>>2924982
says a guy posting on 4chan

>>2924990
Ding-Dong Diddlykill some terrorists?

Do they always cut back to someone in a headlock?

>>2924964
Based sarcastic pre-emptive white knighting lol

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>>2924963
They should change Smackdown Live to Smackdown Leaf

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>>2924990

>>2924982
Well real men wouldn't have taken the woman's last name

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>>2924989

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>tfw talking smack died before based Miracle and based RuRu could show his basedness to the marks

>>2924970
you should kys

>>2924989

Never saw this before, but holy fuck, you're absolutely right!

>>2924999
Not your best play at words spic boy

>>2924999

Day of the ra(w)ke when?

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Do you think Aiden's seen her naked yet?

>>2924970
Yo give me that indie manlet

English is botching everywhere

>>2925001
I mean he does get to eat that holy ass

>>2925003
>jinder didn't come out with an Indian nwo squad
>harper still gone
>no gay cops
>where is ruru
wtf smack

>Love is dead

Nice one JBL

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>>2925012

Where's the gay cops, did I miss it?

Holy SHIT Mike Kanellis buried forever. Did he really just sign the dotted line to job? How will his wife and he ever recover?

That match ending looked like a sceme from Home Alone

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>>2925023

>>2924985
>>2924985
>>2924985
>>2924985

I wonder if Mike Bennett is still happy he came to WWE?

Time for the Jew Day lads

I want English to be WWE champ just to have a GOAT phantom of the opera entrance at Wrestlemania

>new gay next
let me know when it ends so I can change it back or if Based Gay Cops show up

MAria is not even hot

Where is this "ass"
See bitches dont understand you have to workout.

Man, the faces have been doing pretty well this whole show. Gee, I wonder how the main event will end?

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>>2925012
>>2925027
damn Eddie had good taste

>>2925027
Those seagulls smelled the fish in that bikini

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>>2925027
NOOOOOOOOO!

>>2925031
This guy's only getting gigs thanks to his fine ass bitch. He should be happy.

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>>2925039
Her playboy shoot was fucking diamonds inducing back in the day.

Great ass and pair of tits on her.

I guess the death of Talking Smack killed everyone's good will for 205?
Shame because 205 is pretty fun

>>2925372
Who needs Talking Smack when we have Smacking Talk now?
https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan/status/890031803452600320

>>2924792
We dont care how beaners feel