Seriously... what did Janettyetty mean by this?

>>2920941
I have no idea desu, is he drunk ?

No fucking idea what he's trying to get at.

>>2920941
Is that an attempt at humor or is he that big of a drunken trainwreck?

>>2920973
Both

>>2920941
So he answer that question by saying he almost fucked his daughter? Neat

>>2920941
Janetty is fine with being the Janetty

>>2920983
Janettycest

Based jannety working my reading comprehension into a shoot

"I cleaned up my act...some...lol."

I feel like those exact words are said at every Waffle House on a daily basis.

>>2920941
I see Ambrose spews gibberish IRL just like his cartoon character on RAW.

>>2920941
ding dong diddly

>>2921034
this

Based ding-dong diddly Martin

>>2920941
>When the illiterate try to look intelligent.

He's just drunk posting. Do none of you have dunk uncles on Facebook?

>>2920941

bad analogy.

He isn't a Dave Mustaine that went on to do his own thing. Steven Tyler had success. Janetty is the bass player that gets dropped from a band when they sign with a major contract that starrts his own band. That band is shit and never gets big, but his name gets brought up at times when they do documentaries or tell the story of the famous band.

>>2920941
He meant that he's drunk as shit and won't remember any of what he typed the next morning.

>>2921065
I blocked anyone I was related to before they could friend me and I say I don't have one. Also mine is under a pseudonym.

>>2921078
BASED

Shawnetty BTFO

>>2921078
>>2921082
samefag

>>2921078
Get serious!

>>2920992
kek

He's saying hbk was elvin in a wig and he wish he was aerosmith

>>2920941
Damn Marty, put the drugs down

This is the fate of Deanetty.

Just coming public about fucking his own daughter in a way that he can deny later on

>>2920941
>I'm fine with being a meme because I almost fucked my own daughter

What a guy

>>2920941
He said hed rather be a partier that parties than be elvis.

Also he almost fucked his own daughter

>>2920941
this is gonna burn in hell embarassing.

Is there a bigger Jannetty than Marty Jannetty?

>>2920941

I'll translate: he's saying he's Steven Tyler and HBK is Elvis Presley. Steven Tyler still performs and is successful, which is what Janetty is getting at. However, he performs and isn't successful, so his analogy makes no sense.

>>2921280
Christian and dvon


I dont think christian and dvon have ever had a thoughr of their own tbqh

At least marty was just a shit wrestler and performer and has a personality

Christians gimmick is literally
>im with edge!

Dvons just a nigger born from house slave genetics down the line

Like a really obiedant dog more than anything tbqh amd bubba is his massa

>>2921102
nope.

>>2921109
I got a facebook almost 10 years ago. I'm grandfathered in so my fake name is still up and I have actively sought out my older relatives to block them before they could get me in their people you might know for whatever black magic reason it would happen.

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>>2920941

Elvis and Steven Tyler were never partners though

You could of been humble with it.
"Shawn went on to do greater things in the business whilst my singles career never flourished as much. So I understand the reference meaning. But there have been similar tag teams in similar scenarios so the fact that it's the rockers people like to use shows we were one of the relevant goats" ok I lost it at the end but that wasn't hard.


I'll try it drunk next time

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HBK is the Beatles, and janetty is pete best

That HBK is the GOAT but Marty is still pretty good and to not forgot that Shawn is retired and Marty still wrestles so that means in the end he won after all. Also he's enjoyed his life whereas Shawn maybe didn't so much

>>2921511
>Marty still wrestles so that means in the end he won after all
He has to wrestle in bingo halls in exchange for hot meals

>>2921075
Yeah, Jannetty is more like Pete Best - the drummer who was kicked out of the Beatles right before they got big.

But props to him for still rating himself and having a positive attitude. He is still going, despite everything, so it's not all bad.

>>2920992
underated

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>1998

>>2920992
Fantastic

>>2921511
>Marty still wrestles so that means in the end he won after all
Fucking what? He wrestles in gyms and bingo halls. Shawn could tell Vince he wants to come back and be put right back on TV in a high profile situation whenever he wants.

>>2920992
fucking brilliant

>>2920941

crack cocaine is a helluva drug

also, Elvis's name isn't misspelled on his grave.

HBK has that "I found god!" act but I wonder if he and Marty have still not spoken to each other since the early 90s.

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>>2921844
>but I wonder if he and Marty have still not spoken to each other since the early 90s.

>>2921844
They kept working for the same company until 1996, then Marty came back for two matches in 2005, then 2007 and 2009, so yeah... Probably.

>>2921893
look even here they're blanking each other!

>>2920941
He talks like a 13 yr old wigger.

Overcringe

>>2921078
Do you also have an anime profile pic?

>>2920941
still a better promo than the current wwe roster

>>2920941
Dude top off your phone

>>2920941
>98% battery
>at 10:04 PM

What did YOU mean by this?

>>2921029
underrated

>>2922397
he hasn't left his house all day and he follows literally every wrestling personality on Facebook and Twitter

>>2921065
OP's a Muslim anon he studies at a cheap college in Denton

It means evem though he has no solo succes like Shawn had when The Rockers split, unlike Michaels he is still going and doing what he loves even though his name is not worth as much. I legit had to read his fucking post 3 times to understand this

>>2921893
Holy fucking cringe