Monday Night Ram thread #2

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Boypussy > girlpussy

>No DQ match
>the most extreme thing we've seen was a replay from the DQ last Monday

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Smackdown is the security guard

Who the fuck keeps going "MMMMMMMMMMMM"?

everyone post your best emma pictures while this snorefest is going on

>>2919535
this

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Booker T is burying the snake oil tape that some of the wrestlers have a sponsorship deal with.

WWE would be a lot better if they got rid of all the niggers.

>>2919535
Traps are gay, anon.

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>>2919535
I've never tried either, but this doesn't sound right.

>>2919543
Smackdown would get worse. The only decent match they had last night didn't have a single white in it

Do the commentators know the results in advance?

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>>2919543

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>Alexa
>Becky
>Emma

Fuck, marry, kill?

>>2919538

>WWE manlets dying via beg man needs to become a thing

When is the last time the DEMON has come out anyways?

>hits Finn's back with the chair

"RIGHT TO THE SHOULDER, MAN"

>>2919549
hey, stop that

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>>2919535
>>2919546

Chair shots are so fucking dumb now you can't hit them in the head. There's no surprise ones anymore, literally ever time they just stand there bent over waiting to get hit on the back.

>>2919551
fuck Beckety, marry Emma, kill the jew

>>2919551

Benoit Alexa Bliss is the only option, thats true love brehs

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Rate my 'za

>>2919551
Marry Becky, Fuck Alexa, Kill Emma

>>2919553
Last summer slam

>>2919555
Gotta stick to Vince's script or face the ear rape.

>>2919551
This one is tough.

Fuck Bliss
Marry Becky
reluctantly kill Emma

>>2919551
Going by those photos?
Kill Emma
Fuck Alexa
Marry Becketty

>>2919551
Fuck Emma
Marry Becky
Kill Alexa

>>2919551
Kill all three. WTF does Emma even do?

>>2919551
Fuck Emma
Marry Becky
Kill the Jew

easiest game ever

>>2919562
6/10, ate a very similar one yesterday.

ALEXA, GAS KIKES

>>2919551
Fuck Bliss
Marry Becky
Kill Emma

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>>2919558
This. Trap sex is not gay.

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>This smoking commercial.
Shut the fuck up!

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i know this isn't smack but boys it's happening

>>2919579
>Alexa "If the white don't win, we all jump in!" Bliss

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>>2919580
>leggings

>>2919551
Marry Potato
Fuck Ratso
Kill Straya

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>>2919580

>>2919562
>no mushrooms
>no green pepper
4/10

>>2919565
A whole year? Jesus, where did his gimmick go?

Drifter and Finn are still feuding?

>>2919562
Do not say "za"

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>>2919572
Wear bikinis

>>2919593
He forgot it from the concussions.

>>2919562
>eating meat
you're literally scum

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>>2919586
Great, now we have to sit through more storylines of Big Ass fumbling through his lines.

>>2919596
>picture cuts off at her perfect feet
REEEEEEEEEEEE

this match is still going why?

>>2919583
Anyone have that story the dude posted about renting a tranny escort then sucking his dick and feeling so gay with a dick in his mouth that he started crying?

>>2919604
Got to fill 3 hours and 15 minutes with something.

>>2919592
Mushrooms are tough. If you get good ones they are great, but some of them can ruin your pizza. It all depends on the company

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>>2919604
The most extreme this match got was a replay of last week.

>tfw chairshots don't mean anything anymore

>>2919601
wait. . . Is that blonde girl Renee? What is that horrible tattoo?

/ourguy/ is not impressed by Finn

>>2919551

fuck bliss marry becky kill emma

Just 2 swwweeeeeeettttttt

>>2919608
I go to a local place and get mushroom and bacon with balsamic vinagrette drizzled on thin crust. Shit is so cash.

SPOOKY

>inb4 nobody wins because of spoopy man

>it's Bray again

BRAAAAAYYYYYY

BRAY WYATT WALKING WITH ELIAS

>Bray again

bray wyatt soon

SPOOPED

BASED SPOOPY EATER OF ASS

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BRAYY LMAO

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>this neckbeard faggot interrupting again.
I know it's a no dq match, but cmon!

>why?
lol booker

So is it even worse to get buried by someone that's already been buried?

Lmao Meme Wyatt out of nowhere

>>2919617
That's what we call a tramp stamp. Only whores get them in my area

>ko'd for one minute
>pinned with an arm

literally hornswoggle tier

That ranch dressing sign though...

BASED ELIAS

How does bray even perform sister Abigail if this was a shoot?

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>>2919617
Renee is a slut, hate to break it to you, broski.

Is Bray Wyatt the MVP of crabcock?

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>Watching a show every week even though you hate 95% of the content

Are there any other TV programs that have "people" that keep watching even though they hate the show?

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so the goddamn drifter gets a win over the Demon Kang but Bray will job out to him

wonderful

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>>2919631

Proof that Bray, although forever buried, is /ourguy/

Is Elias gonna join the Wyatt family? He could sing and Brey could finally get the dancing gimmick he deserves

>Oh no! I have to feud with Wyatt! My career is over!

Who the fuck did Balor piss off?

>Bray in that fucking House Greyjoy shirt

>>2919646
He doesn't?

It's not a shoot, so what difference does it make?

>Hardys and Balor VS Wyatt, Samson and someone else
Book it.

Bayley getting tag-teamed

THE NEWLY DISCOVERED SON

BASED JASON ANGLE

>>2919650
B-but he beat Seth Rollins!

FATT HARDY AND OVERWEIGHLEY SHILLING FOR THE FAST FOOD

WHOS READY?

Do you guys think JoJo only got with Bray because he can do that inverted crawling thing and eat her out while he is upside down?

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>>2919562

>Dominos/10

Enjoy your Diarrhea.

>>2919649
The one I know of, Arrow Season 4.

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>>2919647
>tfw you discover that Renee is not pure

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>>2919649
Many people feel the same way about NFL.
>muh home team will definitely win next week. They have to!

FMK
Pizza Hut, Dominos, Papa Johns

>The Hardyz left TNA to shill Sonic

this nigger is gonna bomb

>that sonic commercial
I chuckled, I shouldn't have but I did.

Did they?

>This Bailey and Hardy Boyz Sonic commercial

I don't know why I enjoyed this

Hardyz Sonic commercial was absolute KINO.

What the actual fuck was that?

>This will break Matt Hardy

stop with the food ads

>>2919660
>Jordan will use this name on the indies when he's FE'd by next year

>Bayley friendzoning the Hardys is now a Sonics commercial

>>2919671
Fuck Papa John's
Marry Domino's
Kill pizza hut

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>>2919669
I'm so sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWSCJ28Vp6w

was there fucking mustard on a dog you're offering matt?!

>no Great Khali
Why should I watch this shit again?

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>>2919606

>>2919670
Bears fan here, can confirm this is true. it hurts.

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>>2919684

Got it in one!

>Bayley likes cheesy footlongs
VIIIIIIIIIIIIINCE!

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>Kurt angles black son.
>Kurt angle is white.
I have some bad news you Kurt.

I saw some black people eating sonic why does sonic target black peoples unfairly?

Broken Bayley when?

Is Lucha Underground worth watching anymore? I think I've seen all of the first two seasons.

>>2919688

Lol, I missed that.

>>2919671
Why are Pizza Hut bread sticks amazing, but their actual pizza sucks dick?

>>2919669
Sorry bro, better then finding out your gf is a whore :/

>>2919706
>implying krazy bread isn't the GOAT shitty chain bread stick.

>>2919696
Because their food is nigger tier. Thier slushes and shakes are great tho.

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>>2919702
Based B+ecky is the best wife

>>2919706
This.

Domino's pizza is ok but the cheesy bread works for me

Do YOU have a black son you dont know about?

is that really his dad

Haven't watched at all, what's going on?

shouldn't he be named Jason Angle now?

Who /black son/ here

>>2919713
No but my wife's son's father does

Bray Wyatt fucking sucks. "demon king" balor vs wyatt is gonna be the gayest shit ever

>>2919696
I live in a 50% black town and I've never seen a black person at Sonic.

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>>2919606
>>2919690
here's another good one

Is Angle just crying because of the cringe or is he just that good of an actor?

Are the only rappers WWE knows about Flo Rida, Wale, and Machine Gun Kelly?

>>2919715

my black son season two

>>2919560
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>>2919574
>>2919581
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>>2919619
>6/9 would fuck Alexa
>8/9 would marry Becky
>6/9 would kill Emma
>1/9 would fuck Becky
>0/9 would marry Alexa
>0/9 would kill Becky

Scary thing is this could be real

>>2919714
Yes.

KURT IS A NBOMB LOVER

>>2919706
Their pasta is good

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this storyline is fucking dumb

>>2919706
>Why are Pizza Hut bread sticks amazing, but their actual pizza sucks dick?

don't know where you live but in my area they both suck dick. haven't had breadsticks from Pizza Hut that weren't cold and/or hard from sitting in a heat lamp

>>2919706
THIS. I go to pizza hut for the lunch buffet and only eat their salad and bread sticks. The pizza is ass.

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>>2919549
>>2919580
>>2919535
>>2919541
>>2919558
>>2919583
All you degenerates should seek mental help or just eat a bullet

WHERE THE FUCK IS CHARLY?!

>Kurt didn't wrap it when he went for a rumble in the jungle

so how long until kurt or jordan turn on each other?

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>>2919728
If you marry Becky, imagine how many times you would get to see this

>Emma
Based

This storyline is gonna die a slow death.

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GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SCREEN RENEE!!! YOU ARE NOT PURE!!!!

>kurt doesn't immediately put Jason Jordan in a world title match

What's the point of this angle?

WHAT DOES EMMA EVEN DO

BLACKED

EMMA AIMING FOR THAT KURT SEED

>>2919709
It doesn't make sense to get Krazy Bread when Little Caesar's pizza is the same price.

Wasn't Renee smack down exclusive?

>>2919737
>Not gay
Fucking homo

HOLY SHIT EMMA BLACKED YES

>dubba dub e

Wait, Emma is still employed?

>hes gonna feed Emma to Nia

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>Emma is a nigger-loving race traitor

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why am i watching this

>>2919740
Whenever Stephanie/Triple H returns

She fucking sucks.

Zack did the right thing kicking her ass to the curb

>Looking up to a thief

Yeah, I'd believe that from Sashit

Why didn't Emmalina ever pay off?

Why to fuck is the lockerroom bicycle Renee on Raw. Why the hell is she on both shows

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>That segment

BEEEEEG

Is this Angle-Jason thing real? What a shitty manipulative storyline if not. I don't mind manipulative storylines as long as their good.

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>Renee on RAW

>>2919761
well, that long wait time certainly didn't help

BASED Old Spice Doge

>>2919751
Nice ironic meem XD. You're still a faggot though.

>>2919542
What did he say

Guys. What if Emma somehow wins and then interferes in the Sasha/Bayley match and at Summer Slam it's Emma vs Sasha vs Bayley vs Bliss?

Emma, Sasha, Bliss and Bayley's ass would cause many a shoot

>>2919762
>>2919750
She has more free time now that her shows got cancelled

>>2919750
probably on RAW now so she can actually see her husband

Emma got 0 reaction lol

hope renee comes out during dean's match and fights maryse

Just came back. What did I miss?

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this extra commercial triggers me so much
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>2919761
le meltz said they felt she wasn't giving it her all so they gave the gimmick to lana

i bet renee was barefoot during that segment

>BEEG beard gone
fuck

>>2919761
The stupid long wait, plus she isn't that hot. At least with Eva Marie she was stupid hot.

REEEEEEEEEE FUCKING FOOD ADS

>Enzo vs Cass AGAIN
>BEEG involved

Disgusting

why did Emma say to make everybody go OOOOOOO?

>>2919779
So it must be something else.

Raw started so promising

>>2919750
>>2919774
What? She was always on both since Lita left hosting Raw Talk. At least, she always does Raw PPVs. rare that I actually watch raw week to week though.

>>2919785
She said she'd be a coal burner

Does Emma still get blacked if she dates a half black man? How does the meme work bros?

>>2919777
Don't know if you meant you've been gone for a few minutes or a few years, but in either case the answer is 'nothing of any lasting importance or interest'.

>>2919750
Probably going to throw her into the Deanetty and Miz feud

>>2919785
said she'd date angles son to get his attention

>>2919785
He said she was gonna date Jason Jordan if Kurt didn't give her a match lol

>>2919785
How about I suck your son's big black cock and have him fill my insides with all his cum

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MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.

BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA

S A W F T

>>2919791
One drop rule

MY NAME IS ENZO AMORE

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Where were you when Emma turned into a disgusting bbc whore.

Why is RAM now a white genocide show?

What happened with renee what did I miss

>>2919791
Half-blacked

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>Its fucking Enzo again

ENZO IS SO FUCKING GAY
HES SO UNLIKABLE
HIS PROMO IS THE SAME THING EVERY WEEK
WHY IS HE OVER
HE WAS NEVER FUCKING GOOD

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>>2919798

>20 minute Enzo promo
>5 seconds for getting his ass kicked

Enzo got sunburnt from having to dress outside.

>We get to hear Cass' theme again
Fucking Joy

>>2919803
She said some dumb shit about liking black guys. It was fucking disgusting

I just realized he reminds me of Scotty 2 Hotty.

>>2919802
Watch Smackdown instead. Raw is for autistic cuck losers.

This guy is a homosexual

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>Alexa
>Becky
>JoJo

Fuck, marry, kill?
>round 2

cringe

>Emma Angle

>>2919801
and i am a certified G and a Bonafide stud.... and YOU CAN TEACH THAT!

Enzo's heat is gone. compare the reaction he is getting tonight compared to just a few months ago.

>>2919802
Alexa did the dance better.
But why is Nikki always imitated? Emma and Maryse wearing the whole outfit while Alexa did the dance.

>This theme

I swear it gets worse every time I hear it

>>2919802
Clearly she got buried for doing fag boi cena's wife's gimmick way better than her

I still can't get over this entrance lmaooo

>Cass looking lean af brehs

>>2919817
Fuck Alexa
Marry JoJo
Kill Becky

Cass needs to do roids

BEST THEME

Sadly Enzo draws merchandise dimes. Tons of kids wear his haters shirt and fake hair

>>2919813
That was emma not renee

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>mfw I hear Cass new theme

>>2919817
Fuck JoJo
Marry Potato
Kill Ratso

*Generic large man music*

>BIG CAW

I don't want to fucking listen to another 10 minute bullshit rant by this stupid nigger

for gods sake give cass a better theme

>>2919817
Marry Alexa. Fuck Jojo like I'm going to die tomorrow. Kill Becky.

>>2919806
charisma is all you need in this business senpai

Cass theme is so bad

>>2919823
because they were fighting her and that's an easy thing to mock
it's like doing a crotch chop to a face hhh

>>2919821
BADA BOOM REALEST GUY IN THE ROOM

>>2919823
Literally everybody* does the dance and looks better than Nikki, I think that's why they keep pushing it as a rib on her.

*Even Tyler Breeze.

I unironically like Cass' theme...

>>2919814
Except Scotty could handle himself.

How many times are we supposed to endure Midget Amore vs. Fat Test?

>>2919838
Not enough tattoos to be a CAW

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>Big CAW
>that fucking theme

>>2919844
He doesn't have any

>>2919845
Cass is so bad*

Fixed

where the fuck are they going with this and why isn't it working?

They're cutting back on costs and it fucking shows with Cass' video game title menu music.

>>2919523
Emma is a whore

>>2919827
What? I still see big jiggly titties.

HEY COLE PLUG THE PRETZEL DOG AGAIN

BIG CARSE

Cass' body disgusts me, whereas even Samoa Joe's doesn't

I'm not sure why, either

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Why does Cass look like a guy who is struggling with life after steroids?

>>2919854
Cass isn't that bad. He's not great or anything but he's not shit. You just don't like him because that's the popular opinion, sheep.

>Cass is from Glendale

Oh shit I live like 5 minutes from there

Long haired guy has a disguise this week,but I see his mom, there is no hide

>Casshole.

i'm not sure who looks worse, cass or corbin

inb4 Big Show

Why doesn't Enzo just cheat to win?

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>>2919523

cass is one of those guys that would do better with shorter hair. his hair doesnt look right when it's wet like Kane's old hair or Triple H or something. It just looks thick and greasy.

this fucking raw is awful

>>2919863
Cause someone his size shouldn't have love handles

>>2919871
WELLLLLLLL

>>2919864
Because he literally is

Based Corey calling it like it is

>>2919873
hes a good guy

>>2919866
Ok

>>2919865
*tips fedora* Ah, a fellow contrarian.

>>2919867
>Sunglasses indoors.
What a pleb.

>>2919865
Kek calm down.

Constant matches with Enzo won't help him

Cass sucks

WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

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hottest guy in wwe history

is it true enzo has the miz treatment?

>>2919883
>going against the cult of meltz is now being contrarian

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>Cass is just Sid but without the hilarity

>>2919876
After the first segment. It went to shit

Hi guys.. I was sleeping... something good happened in the first hour?

WEEEeeEEeeLL

WEEEEELLLLLL

>>2919895
no

>>2919889
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>>2919889
>>2919889

Cass threatening to murder someone. Roman attempted to murder someone.

Cass about to twist niggers heads off

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>>2919900

BEEEEEEG

Oh shit, Cassa gonna ding-dong diddly kill Enzo

Holy shit this just turned into a hostage situation.

>>2919888
Too bad he's made of glass

>>2919894
deja vu

>>2919896
IS THE BIG SHOW, THE BIG FAT SHOWWW!

>Another squash match

What the fuck is the point of the angle?
Seriously. Enzo can't fight and Cass is gonna be jobbed to Big Show.

>Big Show is going to put over Big Ass and then retire

i don't like this feel, /asp/

>>2919785
She said "people like Jason Jordan belong in the fields."

>>2919922
That's what everyone said when he wrestled Strowman

Has the last Big Show's turn already happened?

Big Ass will be getting X-Pac heat soon enough.

Braun strowman is a strong big man. You can tell cass can't lift him up

>>2919947
cass can almost definitely lift skele beeg

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>>2919875

Then he would be even more of a Test rip off

>>2919945
Atleast roman can take a bump. This big ass is awful

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Team gag reflex?

>>2919969

Except not as ripped or strong