RAM Gamethread #1

lol his sister got raped

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i fucked up and made a SMGT

>>2919105
Why doesn't NCIS just hire breezango?

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this is a team iconic thread

Did she kill Jeff?

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who here /SMACK/

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>>2919105
1st for /vp/

>>2919105
Foley riding Sasha is sexist as fuck.

Who is the head booker of RAW

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>MFW OVER 180 MINUTES LEFT

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

>>2919126
That cop from Scary Movie 2.

In before smoa joe jobs to ramen

>>2919126
Paul Blart

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>It's a Ramen episode

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>>2919126
This guy

>editing out the pop for based BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN

every
single
time

>EDITED BOOS FOR BRAUN
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>2919126
an ambulance

>>2919105
RAW IS ON COME ON ACT EXCITED

>>2919135
Where is he? you damn monster

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>>2919113
based
post sexy patons

>>2919137
No one cares about booker t when bookers a through s are available

>>2919135
Where the fuck is Fandango, you cunt. Don't you dare harm him in any way

When was the last good RAM?

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>>2919135
TELL ME NOW THIS ISN'T A GAME

DONALD TRUMP SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
>DONALD TRUMP SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
DONALD TRUMP SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
>DONALD TRUMP SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
DONALD TRUMP SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
>DONALD TRUMP SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
DONALD TRUMP SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
>DONALD TRUMP SPOTTED BACKSTAGE

YOU SUCK

This guy sucks!

>still watching WWMEME after last night

Wow.

>>2919149
That hairline is Deanetty tier.

>>2919135
Paul get on the case dammit! This is under your watch!

>>2919152
2001

what happened to kurt man... what happened...

A LITERALLY BLACK SON!

So, Jason Jordan tricked Angle into believing he was his son so Jordan gets a push is the only sensible way for this storyline to go, right?

>the crowd isn't chanting BLACK SON to Kurt's theme
Shit crowd.

God this whole Kurt Angle thing is gonna be so bad.

>>2919152
Fifteen years ago.

> Over the duration of 6 months viewership in streams has dropped more and more every month.

I guess Wrasterling is finally dead.

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>>2919149

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>>2919117
I don't know anymore, man. I guess my allegiance will have to be with the Broski brand.

It's been a couple of weeks...

Are they really going with this stupid fucking angle??? Also what about Gabel?

>>2919164
he got cucked literally and in kayfabe

>>2919166
yes. so it probably won't happen

>>2919176
>underage dumbass who doesn't know what cuck means

ROMAN BTFO

>muting the crowd

the state of this company

Don't fuck this up, Braun.

BRAAAAAAAAUUUUGH

>>2919182
worked

BRAAAAAAAUN

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Deep down in your hears all of you know that this is the man responsible for the Jason Jordan storyline.

They had a black son angle, and it barely cracked the top 10 stupid things WWE did in the past week.

Why is Braun's tattoo so shitty?

MUTE THE CROWD DAMMIT

what the fuck is up with the sound ?

Just make it a fatal 4 way and have Brock pin them all at the same time

LITTLE MAN

STRRRROOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Who here /BRAUUUUUUNNNN/?

kurt is literally braindead

break out the brass instruments

>>2919159
This. You fuckers really must hate yourselves

Brock Lesnar will be facing

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAUN

>fat music intensifies

BRAP BRAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Fuck man, 2017 Raw is 2010 TNA

anyone read lips? what was Joe saying as he was walking out?

FAT BASTARD

>Joe getting that pop

Why can't it just be a triple threat between Braun, Joe and Lesnar? That would be fucking great.

Fuck Roman

Gee, I wonder if Roman will come out, too.

How does it feel knowing I'd put you through a table irl?

>>2919206
Jews aren't people.

Joe has unironically become one of my favorite wrestlers. He's fucking killing it each week, in ring and on the mic.

JOE SOUNDING LIKE ROCKY

>>2919209
"Kevin Sullivan murdered the Benoit family"

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>Joe on the mic

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>>2919209
>Where's the Dunkin Donuts?!

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>Kurt
>Booker
>Joe

that's half of MEM there

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Too much talk, too little action.

This sound is so fucked

based joe not afraid of anyone. lesnar, joe and braun triple threat when?

They unironically need to give Joe the title.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love how the boos for Roman get louder every week.

BOOOOOOOOOOO

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>saves Raw

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that shirt is fucking awful by the way

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Joe's pretty good on the mic for an owtlaw shitter

BBD!!

*dana-dun-na* BOOOOO

BASED BIG AOG

GUYS I GOT TICKETS TO RAW NEXT WEEK SITTING RIGHT ON THE ENTRANCE RAMP.

NEED GOOD IDEAS FOR SIGNS. GO!

(no complete aspi shit)

>>2919232
He's giving the best promos right now

>That shirt
Fucking cringe

Based Joey saving RAM each and every week.

>Roman
>oozing confidence

Choose one.

>MUH YARD

Why is Roman wearing an Serena Williams shirt

MY NAME... IS SHOAH JOE

HUGE POP FOR THE BIG DOG JESUS CHRIST

A somewhat mixed reaction for Roman Reigns

>>2919232
Tyler1-head lookin ass

Based Big Dog

Smarks still getting worked by BBD. Sad.

>>2919230
He is one of the last great heels they have, whether they want him to be or not.

THOSE OOOOOOOS FOR ROMAN HE IS FINALLY OVER

>>2919242
"Chris Fears Kevin!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2919242
Kurt Angle is my illegitimate father, and is Jeff Jarrett

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>oozing confidence

>>2919242
"I willingly paid real money for this seat like a pinhead"

THIS IS MUH YARD

>>2919242
DEANETTY 1.81 SAYS
I JUST BANKRUPTED THE COMPANY

>>2919150
kek

BASED CROWD

>Ram is better than Smack now

What happened to based smack?

He's giving the reasons why the company is in the shape it's in

HICCUPS

BOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAH

I RETIRED DA UNDATAYKAH

>EDITED CHEERS

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>>2919255
holy shit you're right

You tell them Based Big dog

MUH UNDERTAKER MATCH

THA BOO DAWG

>>2919242
Paige's dealer with an arrow pointing down.

>>2919271
Vince is actively trying to kill it.

>>2919271
Vince buried it since it was getting too popular.

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>>2919271
Road Doggy!

BASED BIG DOG

>>2919266
I'm not poor, I can afford it.

>>2919271
Vince buried it because it was more over than Raw

>Roman bragging about how overbooked he's been

>>2919242
"Wreslters you hope suffer a career ending, possibly life threatening injury" with a picture of Sami Zayn on it

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>Roman's mainevented 3 WMs but still can't draw for RAW

why are they burying braun and joe...

He's actually improved so much on the mic

>>2919242
Damn, so many 4chan users from the Pittsburgh area.

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>Fatal 4 Way

>Boreman Lames listing out his pretend """"""""""accomplishments""""""""""""" while in the same ring as an Olympic gold medalist.

The big dog is so cringe

HOLY SHIT, WWE GETTING DESPERATE....HAVING A 4-MAN HOSS-FEST AT SUMMERSLAM

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>WWE 20 years ago

How did we went from this to the current bullshit?

>>2919271
Road Dogg gave it the pump handle slam

A hoss-off for SummerSlam. How will they ruin it?

>>2919288
>Roman working this smark

HEY BRAUN

LOL WTF

FATAL FOUR WAY MATCH PLAYA

Cant wait for roman to get gassed within fifteen seconds in sit in the corner till he spams spears and gets the strap

PILING BODIES

Legit lol'd

>>2919242

Jeff CHUCKED Kurt

>>2919277
Dummy worked out his headmeat too much by chewing gum

Braun is so fucking based holy shit

lol they scripted no rebuttals

>>2919242
Kurt is my daddy

HEY, STROWMAN

SHUT UP

Best main event ever

>>2919295
baldwin representing bro

BASED BRAUN

>captions read brod stromahn and roman regins

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DONT BULLY BRAUN

>>2919271
New Day

>>2919304
Seething

why does Braun Strowman sound so goofy?

Damn, Strowman really is the face isnt he

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>>2919298

>Boreman Lames

>>2919303
Brock loses the title without being the one to lose the match.....


.... leading to him chasing the title, winning the RR next year and fighting Roman for the UT at WM.

This match has so much fucking potential. But they'll ruin it like everything

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>strowman

SAMOAD

Sufferin succotash

BRAUN CLEANING HOUSE
FUCKING GOAT

Fuck that guy got LAUNCHED

Here we go again. ROSTER ROLE CALL

>>2919323
He didn't have any training before they threw him on the roster. He's just kinda learning as he goes.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW MY GOOOOOOOD

Based Strowman saving RAM

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GOLDY

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Braun just killed that fucker

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>muh vanilla midgets
they said
>muh seth, muh baylor
Meanwhile this shit is more hype than anything WWE has done in years.

Jesus fucking Christ he flew

Curt Hawkins sighted!

HOLY SHIT

I NEED A WEBM OF BRAUN THROWING BODIES LADS

Smack is dead forever.

BRAUN BLOWN THE FUGG OUT

>>2919336
And still manages to be more fun than every indie shitter who's wrestled all over the world

>Entire locker room
>Literally 8 men

BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

PILE

BODIES

So, Strowman looked strong as fuck

Joe took him down with his submission and looked strong as fuck

Roman speared them when everyone was holding the 2 back and then got BTFO

You tell me who looked like a complete faggot in this segment

>not even 100 posters

State of RAM.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Already better than last night.

This is kino af

I swear to god every day these captchas are fucking worse, lads.

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THESE MASTODONS WOULD DESTROY THE ENTIRE NJPW ROSTER HAHA GET FUCKED WEEBS

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN SMACK WAS COMPLETELY OBLITERATED???

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BASED FUCKING BRAUN

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BRAUN SAVED THE COMPANY

What a opening segment.

This is already better than battleground

>>2919356
It was actually a good segment

Lol at the Revival Manlets trying to break up the fight.

Lol @ Cole shrieking his trademark OMG

That was actually fucking awesome, the only thing that would have made it better if Borks music played and he came out to the ramp.

A shield reunion? Wow...

Better reinforce the ring with some steel enforced bamboo

kek this is the greatest main event scene since the attitude era

>>2919364
Strowman vs Ishii would be a billion stars

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Anyone else tried of this stupid rear naked choke?

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>RAW has been doing better than SD for a while now
Were writers part of the Superstar Shakeup as well?

>>2919342
It's the only thing being booked somewhat competently

>>2919373
Top fuckin kek! I thought I was hearing things!

BASED SAMSON

>>2919377

you mean bamboo enforced steel

Smackdownies will never ever recover

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>Bayley vs Sasha
I don't want any of them to win, who is the least worst outcome?

>>2919371
It was, but Strowman and Joe were made to look like they could hang with Lesnar. Reigns looked like he didn't belong.

But, lol Reigns will win the belt anyway

>>2919172
im edging
more

KEEP AN EYE ON THAT CHINK NEAR THE ENTRANCE.

IVE SEEN 2 SIGNS SO FAR. WAITING FOR THAT HOGAN ONE

is braun unironically already the best giant of all time?

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>When the beginning of RAM was better than all of Battleground

>Balor in a No DQ match
Nigga gonna die

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>>2919356
Roman Roids looked and sounded like a bitch like always

>>2919394
Holy fucking cringe. Will you kids calm down?

Haven't watched in a few months is Sampson any good? What's his finisher?

>>2919242
>(no complete aspi shit)
then go back to wherever you came from faggot

>>2919381
F-F-F-F-Fuck you deluded R-R-R-RAWcuck

>>2919394
yes

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Were any of you really impressed by this peasant brawl, or you just memeing?

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Endurance: 01

Braun missed the opportunity to raise his arms and growl his name after the beat down

RAM opening segment already better than the entire Battleground PPV. How will SmackDown ever recover?

Guys, I can't justify being a Smacklad anymore

RAW has been just so much better the past couple weeks and the Jinder meme energy has worn off for me

Roman is such a giant douchebag and they're purposefully writing him as a douchebag, why does commentary keep sucking his dick and treating him like a face?

>>2919381
actually yes, yes they were

>>2919378
I casually started watching WWE last year after completely ignoring it for about 4-5 years. This current main event scene on raw is easily the best thing WWE has had going for it since I started watching again

>>2919399
Hitting Finn with a guitar and cutting his head open.

>>2919404
WWMEME is so shit that some average shit talking segment and brawl is now considered great television by the drones.

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>Jackson and Gosling kino

>>2919404
Most of us watched BattleShit yesterday. Anything is impressive in comparison

>>2919408
Smackdown? Never heard of her

>>2919389
Nah, Roman won't win right away. Braun will pin Joe.
Roman will chase the belt leading up to the Mania. Bork won't return until the Rumble, which he wins.

BASED BRAUN, JOE, JOE AND BROCK SAVING WWMEME

>>2919399
Losing

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only good part of raw is over, see you guys next week

BASED DRIFTER

>>2919415
We have reached 1999 WCW level it seems.

Based Drifter.

>>2919418
She used to be hot but she's kinda let herself go lately.

So, Is Roman's purpose to be the guy that everyone hates in this match?

Strowman, Lesnar and Joe are all over and based as fuck right now.

WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH ELIAS!?

>>2919416
>Gosling

>>2919411
Vince tells them too.

Who ready to walk with the drifter?

I WANT TO WALK WITH ELIAS

>Samson about go Jeff Jarrett on Finn again

>we want Balor

DRAWING DIMES

>>2919437
>>2919437
>>2919437

braun vs. roman is the defining feud of our generation

>>2919419
Bork will be at SummerSlam

>>2919436

You say Jeff Jarrett, I say Honkytonk Man

>>2919411
Its a two prong effect, kids and women love him no matter what but most fans hate him and the commentary is giving him more heat

>Plays Ibanez
What a fucking pleb

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BASED SONG

I fucking love Elias

10/10 song

b-b-but asp told me Balor wans't over

>>2919429
Roman will get the biggest reaction in Brooklyn

>wound up beaten and depressed like everyone here in D.C.
why didnt he just mention they were all addicted to pcp or crack?

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>>2919441
Not really.

What is Alexa Bliss' gimmick? Showing the back of her gloves and having a small fat butt?

Broken Hardys w/ Demon King Balor arc when?

\o/

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>tfw I would never walk with based Elias

>>2919459
Reptilian jewish shapeshifter queen.

tfw you realize Balor's jacket collar is in the shape of his logo

>>2919459
Midget cheerleader.

>Sampson actually getting to sing half a song
About time

>>2919458
literally who?

Please Based Elias injure this faggot again

>>2919455
A good heel will do that for you

Look at that full arena

Anti wwe snarls BTFO

>BALOR CLUB
what do they mean by this?

>>2919457
Because that doesn't make sense for Finn Balor.

The only crack Finn has are his bones breaking every time someone so much as looks at him

>Elias gets a reaction playing guitar
>they interrupt it every week
Why?

NXMeme entrances are more over than the wrestlers.

>>2919457
Because all the fans there aren't actually from DC

>>2919456
In this match, I guess Lesnar is a face/tweener, Stroman and Joe are heels and Roman is the face of the fucking company.

Roman will get booed out of the building and the other 3 will get cheered heavily.

B-but Roman gets the most noise!

Reply to this post ONLY if you walk with Elias

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foreal WWE is fucking garbage

who is that manlet?

>he missed the jacket throw from 3 feet

>>2919459
bliss puns

>Finn stealing the Cesaro gimmick

I could beat up Finn Balor

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>>2919464
hand over this rare pepe

>Finn "ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer" Balor
BASED

>super manlet punch
>falls on ass

THE ABSOLUTE STATE
NJPW BTFO

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when vince dies and dunn can't be protected anymore will haitch bring the wrestle kino?

>>2919459
Insidious Jewish interloper masquerading as a gentile

>Balor with a Blitzkrieg of strikes
Based Corey Göring

>>2919479
This is true actual citizens of D.C. are too busy doing drugs to buy tickets to Raw/

>>2919492
I think you mean
>Finn "Sharia for Ireland" Balor

>>2919490
You couldn't beat up your own dick. Lose weight.

>>2919459
Untalented cunt who sucked a lot of cock to get her push.

I love kiwis

>>2919500
Or too rich and just do rich people things in Georgetown

>>2919500
>actual citizens of D.C.
Niggers and homeless?

>>2919505
hi sasha!

>>2919505
That isn't the Bellas

Make a new thread you fucking spastics

IS THE EMOJY MOVIE EXTREME KINO

>>2919506
I love fucking over ripe kiwis when they get squishy. Feels good man. I just hate it when I get seeds stuck in my urethra,

Stephanie is so hot.

>>2919519

yes

>>2919523
>>2919523
>>2919523
>>2919523

>>2919519
>>2919524
kek

>>2919529
>>2919529
>>2919529
>>2919529

>>2919523

new

>>2919458
Ahahahahahaha