/Boss/ - Sasha Banks General

lads i accidentally deleted my sasha folder
post rare sashes
post hot sasha
post webms

thanks in advance

Holy Fucking Horse

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>>2917295
>implying you wouldn't fuck this horse

literally gay if you say you wouldn't

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i was gonna make a new one but good on u friend

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>>2917388
We're all SashA+ bros here

>>2917357
I'd fuck her but I wouldn't brag about it

>>2917285
I see only white, forehead and a weave no caramel

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>>2917285
fucking horse, botching machine.

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>>2917290
Have a hot Sasha, m8

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>>2917285

>>2917473
>>2917491
I bet you have more hair on your back than Sasha has on her head

Sasha allows you to plug one of her holes until you shoot. One time deal, it will never happen again.

Mouth, vagina or asshole?

>>2917662
vagina obviously.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500911842618.webm

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>>2917467
Then, you are a faggot.

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Is she winning tonight, lads? WWE can't possibly be stupid enough to think people want to see Bliss embarass Bayley again, can they?

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>>2917936

No.

There are two possible scenarios.

1. Nia interferes. Summerslam becomes a four way, which Nia wins to kickstart Alexa's face turn. Sasha and Bayley are only there because Nia and Alexa couldn't work a match on their own.

2. Bayley wins and gets the title back at Summerslam. Sasha turns heel on Bayley.

>>2918001
I feel like number 2 is the most likely since the Universal title is looking like a potential F4W.

A carbon copy of how Neville turned on Swann will do wonders.

>>2917662
>liking teeth
>liking poo

Face it, vagina is the perfect AND ONLY GOOD container for penis.

>>2917733
remember it'll never happen again though. So theres the odds that you might end up getting her pregnant, having a child with her, and living with the daily torture that you will never again have that opportunity.

If you pick asshole you just move on with your life

>9/10 body
>8/10 face
>...
>1/10 hair

poor girl
obviously she should stop further destroying it with straightening and dye, but her employment is probably conditional upon that bright pink mane, and thus she has to stick with it. she'll be bald soon ;_;

>>2918078
>obviously she should stop further destroying it with straightening and dye
it's a weave anon. black girls hate their natural hair, and blame white people.

>>2918070
I would think that wrestler girls (at least the smart ones) don't do anal at all. They have to perform in basically underwear in front of tens of thousands of people per night. Anal loosens the sphincters (don't listen to gay normalization propaganda; the anus is an exit, not an entrance, and using it for 'sex' definitely damages it). Can you imagine having some poo leakage in the middle of a match on RAW? A match at Summerslam? A smart girl wouldn't risk it, therefore wouldn't do anal, thus would only do vag, and thus would be on the pill because gotta take a lot of dicks to climb the ladder, and do you really think Vince or Haitch would be willing to use a condom?

tl;dr her vagoo would be safe because she's on the pill ya ding-dong diddly virgin

>>2918007
They generally don't like giving the women a 1 vs. 1 on big PPVs, though...

I don't know, there isn't really any story going on anyway. They basically just do random matches and killing of Bayley just to make her Champ again so Sasha can turn on her? I don't know...they don't have the faces to actually have Sasha turn.

>>2918117
you bring up a good point i had not considered.

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>>2918078
>>2918087
I never understood why black women don't just let their hair do it's natural shit. Nobody is ever fooled by them pretending they have long, straight hair.

>>2918213
half black half white girls have gorgeous hair that looks incredible as soon as they get out of bed. for a 100% black girl to have hair like that, she has to put in a lot of effort. that's actually one of the reasons black girls are super racist towards mulatto girls.

>>2918213
Sasha probably could rock a cute afro and she actually hates the weaves herself, I think.

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>>2918146
Here's what doesn't make sense in this whole situation. Sasha had a match with Bliss that she won by DQ. She beat Bliss and then did the double knees off the announce table after the match. By all conventional logic, Sasha is owed a rematch and attacking Bliss after the match shows that the feud is not done yet.

Then, for some reason, the next night Bayley, who was embarassed and completely buried by Bliss, gets a match with Bliss and beats her. Then she beats Bliss again the next week and suddenly she has a claim to be #1 contender because she beat the champ twice.

In what way, shape or form does Sasha not get a rematch with Bliss first? She hasn't lost to Bliss in a 1 on 1 match. She won the last match by DQ. Why is Sasha even fighting to be #1 contender right now? If anything, Sasha should get her rematch and then Bayley should be #1 contender after Summer Slam due to her wins vs Bliss. This shit makes no sense, but I expect nothing less from WWE at this point.

>>2918295
>Here's what doesn't make sense in this whole situation

Yeah, that's what I meant with having no story and throwing together random matches.

>>2918295
They're not even capable of just letting Bayley do what she did in NXT. That's all that was needed with her. Instead, Bayley was made out to be a complete loser and nerd.

The fans were too stupid to realize that Bayley being a loser and a geek because she loved wrestling so much as a kid was directly making fun of them.

>>2918295
I think they're going to eventually head towards Sasha vs Bayley for the title, but it will happen way past when it should have and the fans won't be anywhere near as into it as they should

>>2917285
Caramel is disgusting.
Sasha Banks is hot as fucking fuck.

>>2918655
>caramel is disgusting

We're talking skin color, m8. Caramel is best

>>2918117
paige literally recorded herself training her ass but she's not exactly smart

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>>2917290

>>2917662
Mouth

>>2918117
Any girl who lets someone penetrate their anus is a filthy degenerate whore. And any man who sodomizes a woman is a closet homosexual with a shit-covered dick.

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I don't know what happened, but Sasha's gotten much hotter over the past few months or so.

>>2917473
>this fat mexican idiot is STILL role playing as some kind of fangirl

fuck off bitch boy.

>>2920437
Fixed her weave. Literally the only thing holding her back

>>2920081
any woman who has sex outside of marriage and with someone that is not her husband is a whore

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Ugly as hell, this whore is so ugly i want to vomit.

>>2920587
whores get paid for sex, sluts give it away for free.

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Ugliest hair in wwe history.

>>2920587
would you fuck finn or seth before the wedding tho ?

>>2920634
Yes, both are bad.

>>2920651
Guys these days don't wait that long they leave you, guys have leave because of that, they are all the same, this World is a really bad place.

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how can anyone like this thing is beyond me

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>>2917290

>>2920822
Look at that, the nips once again show that they have shit taste.

If she's gonna lose u should turn her....

>>2921033
They will. You could tell she wasn't happy about losing tonight. The problem is, they'll wait long enough for people to stop caring.

She should turn asap though. There is no reason she shouldn't have gotten an automatic rematch with Bliss because she won by DQ at GBOF. Turn her next week and set up a triple threat at SS

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>>2921043
They're gonna turn her in Brooklyn after Bayley wins the title.

All I know is the match they had tonight was way better than whatever Bliss & Bayley will put out at SS.

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>>2917285
this whore is buried jajajaja

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>>2921054
Honestly, they should have had Bliss drop the belt to Bayley a while ago and have Sasha turn around now-ish to set up a match at Summer Slam.

If you want to make that match a big deal, you do it at the 2nd biggest show of the year. The crowd the night after SS will give Sasha a great reaction if she turns then, but what will they build to? A big match at No Mercy? TLC?

Who the fuck even cares about those shows?

vince hates this balding, botching machine, horse face haha she always has been a second place, jobber.

>>2921069
Sashetty is a jobber, give it up.

>>2920822
HFY

>>2917467
Sasha doesnt look white at all, get glasses faggit

>>2917662
ass obviously

>>2917662
Mouth cuz I wanna see my nut in her mouth

holy shit. her weave tonight was a mess. i think she just go with a short hair look. she honestly looked worse than corbin.

>>2918001
>2. Bayley wins and gets the title back at Summerslam. Sasha turns heel on Bayley.
Well. I guess we can hope Sasha finally turns heel, but they'll probably get cold feet again.

>>2921069
Shoulda done Bliss v Sasha again at Summerslam desu. The last match was good but needs a proper finish.

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>They're moving towards face Alexa v heel Sasha
>The build will be based around Sasha being jealous of Alexa Bliss's success
>This despite the fact that Sasha is objectively a bigger draw than Alexa
>mfw

>>2921677
>Sasha is objectively a bigger draw than Alexa
Not for much longer. She's been slipping since the feud with Charlotte ended while Bliss is getting more and more popular. I'd be annoyed too

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What did Bayley mean by this?

>>2921677
no wymyn wrestler has ever been a draw, weeb idiot

>>2921987
Factually wrong. Have the sex

>>2922062
Name a single female wrestler that ever drew a wood nickel, i dare ya

>>2922121
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=131&page=4&year=1993&promotion=295
Just look at her year 1993.
I picked from the hat.

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It should be easy. Bliss DQ'd herself against Sasha to keep the title, so by all conventional logic, Sasha deserves a rematch, but her friend Bayley gets the shot anyway by beating her. It should be simple. Bayley wins the title and when Sasha comes out to congratulate her, she turns. The typical someone else stealing my spotlight and opportunity storyline. That's all they have to do.

Saying all that, how will WWE screw this up anyway?

>>2922170
Three ways they can screw this up:
1.) They'll turn Sasha next week on an episode of Raw that no one cares about
2.) They'll wait too long to turn her and fans will lose interest
3.) They won't turn her at all and make Bayley have another horrible extended feud with Bliss

>>2922149
>a japs ratings on cagematch in 1993 mean she was a draw

Huh? What you mean?

>>2922121
SashA+

>>2922170
I want to creampie this sexy slut

>>2922199
I have confession to make. I have not watched 90s AJW, so I don't know the names of main eventers. Story of Akira Hokuto was something I really liked, so I picked her.

And if they were draws, just look at the buildings they were running.

https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=64995

random one: 9600 in attendance, that's a card that drew well. People on this card (main eventers) are a draw.

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>>2922219
There's also this

>>2922228
You waifufags love showing this one event from Japan in 1994. So I guess I will have to amend my statement.

Jap women in the early 1990s were apparently a draw. Women wrestlers today are not a draw, anywhere in the world. Women wrestlers in America (the only place that matters) have never been and will never be a draw.

>>2922251
And you are correct. Nowadays women wrestling has a lot climbing to do to be considered a draw.

But there are people in WWE audience who will go to shows specifically to see women wrestlers. And there are more and more of them. Slow increase, but there is.

Triple H himself said women segments are one of the higher rated during TV show. I don't believe him, but I can believe there are women wrestlers fans that will switch off when those 2 segments are over.

So statement never will be a draw is too far reaching and will be incorrect in few (3-5) years.

>>2922185
Honestly, they should have just had Bayley win the title back on Raw and have Sasha turn to set up a match at SS.

If WWE truly thinks Bayley vs Sasha will be the next big match/feud for the women's division, which we've already seen it can be, then why the fuck wouldn't you have that match at Summer Slam? Bliss has cooled off big time and she's just not as good as Bayley and Sasha in the ring. There's no reason for her to have the title right now

>>2922262
The ratings for WWE continue to plummet. When their deal with USA expires they might have to show RAW and Smackdown on the Network or Facebook. The future is not bright for them. NJPW doesn't have women wrestlers at all. I can't see a future where any woman wrestler is ever a draw.

Ronda Rousey was a bit of a draw for a minute because she was extremely hot compared to the other UFC women, but 2 losses later and her career is over. Women's sports are just not popular with men or women.

>>2922280
Don't you worry about RAW or SDL moving from TV. It will be on TV, maybe they will get worse deal with the TV station, but that just doesn't matter for you as a viewer.

>>2922185
>They won't turn her at all and make Bayley have another horrible extended feud with Bliss
This is very likely, either that or Bayley will move on to feud with Nia.

>>2921961
Not really. Bliss had a high, but she is doing even less than Sasha over the last months even though she is the champion. She doesn't have matches, she hardly does any promos, she is just holding the belt so it doesn't drop to the ground.

And yeah, that booking was an utter joke again. They kill Bayley off, now they are building her up again. Sasha won her title match for apparently no reason and now she won't even be part of the PPV.

It is just random shit, that makes no sense, get no one over and ruins the whole division.

>>2922357
Exactly. Are we supposed to forget that Bliss got herself counted out because she was concerned Sasha would beat her? Are we supposed to forget Sasha attacked Bliss out of frustration after the match and did the double knees off the announce table as if to say "we're not done yet"?

I guess so. What was the point even? If the plan was for Bayley to face Bliss at SS, why bother having Sasha beat Bliss at a PPV and clearly show their feud would continue when it isn't? They have booked every single part of the women's division wrong since the superstar shakeup.

>>2922251
Show me one wrestler other than Cena who is a draw. This goes far beyond gender. I guarantee that someone like Paige at her peak made more money for the company than 90% of the male roster. The Bellas too.

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Reminder that women always get hotter after turning heel. Will your dick be able to handle heel Sasha?

>>2922391
Brock is a draw.

Hell there isn't a woman on the roster who is as much of a draw as The Miz or Braun Strowman or any Shield Member. You can look at their salaries and see how they are valued by the company. Every woman on the roster makes less money than Titus O'Neil.

>>2922404

Yeah, that is why Sasha has like the 2nd most merch of anybody after AJ.

That is why they send her alone to Australia and NZ for countless PR appointments to promote the WWE tour in September.

They are paying the women shit, because they can get away with it and there is no where else for the women to go.

>>2922432
>Sasha has like the 2nd most merch of anybody after AJ.
Wrong.

Google shopping trends:
1. Cena
2. Reigns
3. AJ
4. Seth Rollins
5. NXT
6. Undertaker
7. Balor
8. Lesnar
9. Ambrose
10. Bella Twins
11. Orton
12. Goldberg
13. Sasha Banks

>>2922403
My body is ready

>>2922584

I meant the number of Items you dimwit.

>>2922584
>>2922736

Yeah. Sasha has a very high money to head ratio.

Thats where google trends fails. It tells you who is driving interest but it doesn't you how much that interest is converted into dollars.

So while a lot more people buy Ambrose and Rollins merch, for example, it seems the people who do buy Sasha Banks merch buy LOTS of Sasha Banks merch. New Day and Owens presumably have a similar pattern, because Meltzer always brings them up as strong merch sellers, but they don't come high on google search analyses.


We can tell that Cena is way ahead, but Reigns, AJ, Rollins, Balor and Ambrose are so close its impossible to tell, because we don't know how much those searches carry through into sales.

>>2922736
>its important to have lots of different items that aren't selling

Sasha Banks fans...

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Post Sasha you gay cucks

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Yeah, because they would bring out about one new item per week for her, if she wouldn't sell a lot of merch.

The state of (you)r logic.

>>2922925
Sasha has 50 items. Seth has 62. AJ 61. Cena 55. Balor, Roman, New Day and Ambrose are all right around 50. She's not some Megastar

>>2922891
Good pit game tbqh.

>>2922947
>Having about as many items as the top males, when the other top women (outside of the Bellas who have two tv shows, with one named after them) have like half as many tops.


Maybe it depends on the region, but for me Sasha has more than Cena, Dean and so on.

Hell, Charlotte has only 5 items to begin with, while Sasha has 46.

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She's finally turning heel at Summerslam, right?

I actually unironically like her weave and hairline now because of the shitposting

#teamgagreflex

>>2923027
Charlotte is a heel. Bayley has 40 items, Bellas 41, and Becky 36. Sasha does have more but not anything crazy.

>>2923884
Based /asp/ working you

>>2923092
'yes'

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>>2917290

>>2924264

There numbers are a lot lower over here as well.

And Charlotte is still supposed to be the big star. Even Alexa has more and she is a heel as well.

I'm not saying she is over like Stone Cold, but she is the most over woman on the current roster.

>>2927103
delicious

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>>2927103
It's fap time!

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Fap to me

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>>2917290

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>>2927911

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>>2923092
Why else would they do yet another Bayley/Bliss match?

>>2928144
To BTFO Bayley again

>>2928144
>>2928833
They're trying to right their wrong even though the damage was already done. Typical WWE shit

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>>2928868
With zero character progression either. They're just acting like the squash never happened

>>2928885
literally no character progression. Bayley is still the complete loser idiot that Bliss made fun of and wouldn't use the kendo stick in a fucking kendo stick match.

Bliss is still exactly the same smug champion who always ends up on top. Still mediocre on the ring. Still decent on the mic.

Sasha beat Bliss, attacked her after their match and it led to nothing else between the two. I'm sure over the next few weeks they'll have plenty of good chances to turn Sasha heel, and they'll still choose the worst possible time to do it

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>>2928885
Hnng that tight body

>>2927911
>>2927902
>>2927915
I wish I was Cuckaze. Getting to eat that ass would be worth it all.

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>>2917290

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>>2917357
Elbow is too pointy

>>2929668
thanks bro

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>>2917290

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