If not Ascension, then WHO is it?

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>>2916867
>Let's change the subject
>Are you fasting for Ramadan Mr. Zayn?
>Not everyone likes Muslims, Mr. Zayn

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>>2916867
Two guys dressed like this whose names are never given.

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well I mean who else can it be?

whoever else was involved in Southpaw Regional Wrestling who doesnt have many storylines lately....

Im guessing Gallows and Anderson?

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>>2916880
>The Wyatts split up
>Harper and Rowan feud for a bit
>Harper tries really hard to be a solo act
>Actually starting to get over
>Disappears from TV
>They show back up as a team
>This all is happening for THE SECOND TIME

>>2916880
I really got that vibe yesterday which is a shame because face Harper never got the chance it deserved. However, I'm not 100% sold on ot being them. Whoever it is will probably be doing comedy along with Breezango after they get announced.

>>2916890
Harper can still be a face you know, have a story that Rowan is going insane because a higher power(Vince) sent Bray to ram and Harper is helping him to cope and move on or something like that.

>yfw it's the young cucks

In reality it's probably gonna be >>2916880

Name an old nostalgia tag team that is still able to wrestle they can call up for a pop at summerslam. That's prolly it.

>>2916897
Nah m8, Rowan is shit and no amount of spin kick will change that. I just don't want Harper to be saddled with carrying his dead weight anymore.

>>2916867
It's was American Alpha.

Now they are trying to make time to another team

Didn't they already do this same storyline with Enzo and Cass

I got 4 guesses

1. Harper/Rowan
2. TM-61
3. Sanity
4. Moss/Tino

>>2916904
no Rowan = no screentime

>>2916899
The brood minus edge
The roadwarriors

>>2916990
>The roadwarriors
Nigga, Hawk died 13 years ago and Animal is pushing 60.

>>2916993
Hawk? The Roadwarriors were Animal and Heidenreich

-18 faggot

>>2916956
I would love for it to be Moss/Tino for some reason i really like them

>>2917019
>Risking Breeze and Dango's lives in the hands of those green shitters
Why would you want this?

>>2916990

URRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNWHATTAAAAAARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH

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>>2917061
>not wanting the money to come

i bet your garage only holds 2 cars u bastard bitch

If we are going spoopy again, Rowan is probably involved
Harper is looking better after the split, like someone who got out of a drug-induced haze. Erick is looking like shit and still creepy

>>2916867
CRYME TYME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwfkfO3LCW8

IT WAS THE STREET PROFITS

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>>2917081
forget what I said about Luke and Rowan teaming up again for the billionth time, I nust remembered that Crazy Steve is still floundering around signing up or going bingo halls. It also fit since Rowan is currently getting obsessed with clown mask and laughing

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Guys its the Briscoe Brothers. They've finally come to the Dubs for one last pay check.

>>2917100
>one last pay check
>not even in their mid-30s

>>2917132
They were surprisingly younger than I thought, but still, 32 and 33 isn't young, especially for how long they've been wrestling.

>>2917145
The uppercard in most promotion is comprised mostly of people over 40, hell there are a lot of folks in Mexico that are wrestling regularly into their 60s. Early 30s is pretty damn young for this industry.

>>2917100
nice dubs...checked

>>2917100
>>2917100
>They've finally come to the Dubs
noice

>>2916880
Would be fine with this. Only half decent thing about Smackdown right now is the tag division.

>>2916867
It's Summer Rae. Remember, she was a valet for both of them. She's managing Rowan and Harper.

>>2917152
It all depends on what style of wrestling you're working and what promotions. For example if you're 40 in WWE you're basically more worn than a 60y/o in Mexico.

>>2917215
How can you possibly think this is even remotely close to reality?

It's the headbangers
They're still around right?

>>2917260
t. never watched a ring oldies luchador

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Maria

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>>2917612

>>2916885
This, it's the Club. This Tuesday they debut on SDL.

AoP.
Could drop NXT Tags at Brooklyn 3 and debut next night on SS.

That or a couple of members of Sanity.

Overall, it has to be someone from NXT. Can't see it being anyone from RAW or SD Live.

New day with a heel turn

Does this mean no Fashion Files this Tuesday?

Sin Cara and Dolph

It's El Cartel de la Lucha, leaded by El Comandante Sin Cara (Sin Cara with a beret)

>>2916899
Oh shit the Headbangers are back again.

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>>2920905
>Sin Cara with a beret
Well well well, go on

Sin Cara and Dolph

>>2918432
This. AOP all the way.

Cryme Tyme

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>>2916867
LOS

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>It's Heel Hype Bros

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>>2916867
>If not Ascension, then WHO is it?

>>2923388
>Gay cops vs Straya lesbians
YES

>>2916956
>TM61
Nigga Nick Miller is still out with a torn meniscus or ACL.

Nice try though

>>2917086
BROOKLYN BROOKLYN

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>>2917612
Tooo sweeet

>>2917100
They also hate queers, so this checks out.

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>>2923388
book it vince

>>2916880
The Singh Brothers. They're getting cocky and looking to move up the tag ranks and probably think Breezango are easy pickings.

>>2916880
The Singh Brothers. They're getting cocky and looking to move up the tag ranks and probably think Breezango are easy pickings.

>>2916880
The Singh Brothers. They're getting cocky and looking to move up the tag ranks and probably think Breezango are easy pickings.

>>2917260
Rolling bumps and WWE schedule, get a clue E drone.

>>2923147

I can't see why Ellering would want them to waste time with gay cops