Gaymethread #8
>state of india gimmick matches
where do they poo if they lock all the doors?
i wanna smell taytay feet
Not only is this a gimmick shit match they have 2 wrestlers who nobody cares about doing it.
CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK
Holy fuck how bored is this crowd
BAH GAWD
ITS RAJA LION
I'm literally about to fall asleep.
LET'S GO JINDER
>Let's go Jinder
>Randy's face
kek
>>2915197
Same, and it's not even 8 o'clock yet here
>>2915169
NYLONS
Y
L
O
N
S
This PPV has made big balls of fire look like the GOAT show, yikes
this crowd is so dead lol
Whose films would you compare this match to?
I'm getting a strong Jodorowsky vibe
>Still in the ring
what does it feel like to kiss a girl?
Holy fucking cringe.
yes fuckable but no i do not
>>2915169
Is this real or shop?
Wow never fucking expected the poo brothers
>>2915230
Salty coins
UNDER THE RING
B A S E D
>>2915225
a serbian film
LITTLE POOS
Wait how did they get in?
Jinder is fucking garbage. I really wanted to give the guy a chance, but he's fucking terrible. There's a reason he was a jobber for so many years
>WWE actually killed the fans in fucking Philly.
>>2915255
Hiding under the ring
>yfw Corbin runs in and cashes in
>>2915255
Hid under the ring
Who else /a/ here?
Is Randy going to kill these Bollywood fuckers again?
>>2915169
lewd
sneaky little pajeets killing the business
Team work, baby!
>>2915272
Obviously
SD lost
This fucking sucks.
>>2915260
Phillys own fault for continuing to buy tickets. After our last rumble here, never again for me.
>>2915280
Yep
JINDERS AUTISMO POWERS
ACTIVATING
Did Randy spit on him? Lol
>>2915230
I wish i knew
>>2915169
Moar taytay
Is Corbin cashing in tonight?
LITTLE POOS ON THE LOOSE
CORBIN!
WHERE ARE YOU YOU BALDING FUCK?!
>Jinder's scream
Literally worse than Brock's.
those nipples
Taylor is a pantyhose goddess
>>2915169
I wanna smell her asshole
This is a minus 3 star match. Absolutely awful.
Based poo, end randy " the penis " orton!
>>2915300
It smells like shit
>>2915230
Feels good if she doesn't suck at it or have a weird mouth
>>2915282
Were you at the 2015 Rumble?
this ppv was a mistake
>>2915169
Is this real?
Why won't this end?
>>2915304
Proof?
Why are you idiots expecting a cash-in in a cage match?
Based Orton praying to the one true God.
Calling it, Orton or Jinder are going to drop into the announce table for the win.
This shit's going over the time it has
>>2915300
honest question
do womens assholes smell nice or bad ? like for example even if i shower, my ass crack will still have a slight whiff of sweat by the end of the day
Do you think some NJPW wrestlers are watching this match ?
BENOITED
>>2915317
He'd have to get Jinder into the ring.
>>2915272
IN
Damn Jinder fucked Randy up
>>2915305
>weird mouth
what do you mean by this?
>>2915317
corbin can cash in and jump on the cage then jump off and win
Tiger Mask W is good anime?
>>2915314
Nice cock!
>>2915320
Good call, I just noticed how close it is. Probably Samir.
>>2915311
How come Jinder and the Singh Brothers don't bleed? Is it true what they say?
>>2915322
smell your moms asshole
Damn, these lil poos just sneak around like rats.
it'll never end
>>2915330
Yeah dude. Has top notch animation as well.
THE STRUCTURE
>>2915272
We all /a/ here.
table spot bumped this match up
>>2915333
BEAT THAT NIGGAS ASS
>>2915336
They're just bump buddies for Jinder
>>2915322
Yeah but it's also like shit but in a good way, y'know?
Like how good coffee tastes kinda like dirt
>>2915317
>first one out of the cage wins
>corbin cashes in
>he is already out of the cage
>corbin champ
rip little pajeet
>these two manlets were the inaugural GFW tag champs
holy shit
>>2915330
Real good.
Almost made the whole match worth it
Little poos are only good for bumps. They take hard ones though
ok that was pretty funny
MANLETS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>Holy shit chant quickly fades away
Yikes.
>>2915349
ZZZZZZzzzzzz
>>2915344
See what I mean
END
PLEASE
POO DED
JAJJA
ECW
the fucking singh bros are more entertaining than jinder
these little spics take stupid bumps
>the singhs are literally the MVPs of this feud
I've grown to like them tbqh
the brothers are the only ones taking this feud seriously and are doing most of the work
>>2915329
He'd have to get in the ring first, you fucking mongoloid
Little poo man fell down.
Funny
>>2915346
I notice you saw my thread a few days ago then?
OMGGG
These singh boys take some crazy bumps
BIG KNIFE MANJU WHEN?
>gets punched
>guy looks back 20 times, assuring hes gonna fall
>one more delayed punch
>overexaggerated fall
Hm.
Big Bump Simere.
*MOTORCYCLE NOISES HIT*
holy shit byron SHUT THE FUCK UP
ENOUGH OF THIS
>>2915330
Eh. It gets really slow on the middle and the ending is just okay. It's really just a big promotion for NJPW and Okada.
>>2915354
This poos here are literally H1B visas doing the job Mick Foley used to do.
This match doesn't even look like it's ending soon
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO BEST POOS
F
hell of a bump, but for this match? Jesus
>>2915368
What if he showed up with a sledgehammer or something and bashed his way into the ring?
I literally felt sleep during the KO vs Aj match and just woke up. What has happened?
Why
end the fucking matych already holy shit im so bored
that was uncomfortable height to make him fall
only shane would have done that
POOLET BTFO
>>2915388
USA won then terrorism won
>>2915388
gay cops got kidnapped
Little dude just took a higher bump than Foley off the Cell and got little reaction
The way he took the bump, his ass first, that wasn't goo, right?
We're going all night boys!
>>2915388
i dont know because I cannot see through the damn poo cage
>>2915388
Very bad flag match
And pretty boring Zayne and Kanellis match
This match fucking sucks dick. I hope Corbin cashes in and ends it, and I hate Corbin. Anything but more of this shit.
he literally landed on his tailbone instead of flat on his back, dumb pajeet
>>2915368
That's not true.
There's no rule that states you have to get in the Structureâ„¢, just out, you mouthbreathing cuck.
Who returns tonight?
>Khali
>Hassan
>Hogan
>>2915346
I think when you cash in the ref has to ring the bell or add you to the match officially when you're in the middle of the ring.
>>2915397
He definitely fucked up his back
>BIG BUMP SIMERE
they will be talking about that bump tomorrow on the designated shitting street
>>2915388
We lost a poo
>>2915388
literally fucking nothing. KO is United states champion. Natalya won. Cena won after a -5* match. We didnt even see who attacked Breezango. ZZZZZZZZayn won.
>>2915396
theres a billion of these people they can be replaced
i wish orton would tear his shoulders off again so he'd go away and stop shitting up the main event scene
>>2915397
nope
see how his back and neck bounced
OMFGGG KHALI COMFIRMTED BAXK STAGE
GET ON FUCKING TWITTER
I'm like 90% sure Randy could fit through the holes in the cage if he tried
bls stob
>>2915385
Then jinder or randy could leave thru the hole he came in thru. Sweet jesus fuck, never try to runa fed you stupid piece of shit!
>>2915404
Khali is coming back
BASED KHALI
>>2915407
It is spelled Samir, ya nimrod
>>2915397
how will he ever poo in the loo again?!?
HOW MANY STARS BOYS
HOW MANY STARS BOYS
HOW MANY STARS BOYS
>Yfw match ends in 60 minute time limit draw
NO
NOO NOOOOO
HOLY SHIT IM CRYING
LMAO
KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI KHALI
What the actual fuck???!!
MEME MAGIC IS FUCKING REAL
HOLY FUK
>>2915416
There he is!
>>2915416
Neato.
WHY
LITERALLY WHY
THE REAL BIG PAPA POO
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
FUCK OFF
YES....THE LEGEND IS BACK!!!
MAJOR POPS FOR GREAT KHALI RETURN
Nigga WHAT I thought he died?
PPV OF THE YEAR
ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
WHAT THE FUCK
F U C K I N G
K H A L I
OH SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK
CRINGE
HOLY
FUCKING
KEK
MY FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY
I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND
SAVE US KHALI
why the fuck is this happening
WE MEMED HIM BACK TO LIFE I TOLD YOU
>Khali returns
I'm more shocked that he can still walk desu.
This just went from Forrest Gump to Gilbert Grape
yo, what? PPV saved
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA DANCING GIMMICK CONFIRMED
HAHA BIG KHALI FUCKED LEGS IS BACK
>>2915417
but would it count?
Oh Jesus Christ
THE BIGGEST POO OF THEM ALL
WILL KHALI BECOME A MONSTER HEEL AGAIN
INDIA IS THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
W H A T
>>2915404
What the fuck
haha fuck this company
lel
BIG POPPA POO
POOO
WHAT THE FUCK
TIME FOR THE KISSCAM BOIIIIIIS
GOAT PPV
ASP BTFO AGAIN
BTFOGROUND
GOAT KHALI
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES
THE TURD CHERRY ATOP THE DIARRHEA ICING ON THE SHIT CAKE
WHAT THE SHIT THIS WRITING
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS COMPANY
6 STAR MATCH
THE ORIGINAL BIG POPPA POO
So Khali and Jinder are cool now?
Khali: I did it for The Rock. I did it for the poo people.
WHY DO WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES
>>2915416
SHITPOSTS ARE REALITY
what the shit
P O O
D O M I N A T I O N
Holy shit they're actually doing this!???
Jesus fucking christ. Really?
I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD
>thought orton cut open his chest
>it's just some gay tat
THE NATION OF DEFECATION
GOAT
>>2915460
>This just went from Forrest Gump to Gilbert Grape
And from Gilbert Grape to Happy Jack
>POO
>WORLD
>ORDER
HAHAHAHAHA
WHAT
THE
FUCK
We /pooworldnow now
This is retarded
RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10
RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10
RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10
RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10
RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10
Who /Bruce Blitz/ here?
This PPV was TRASH TRASH TRASH
>Khali
Vince is really trying to bury smack
There will be no poo in the loo tonight
Welp, I'm out.
>>2915494
Top kek
choked teh fuck out
kali is a shooter
>>2915494
BOOK IT!!!
SO MUCH POO
GET THE PLUNGER
>>2915494
>L.O.D
Loo of Doom
>>2915494
SHITTING STREET POSSE
So poohal needed the help of 2 midgets and a Giant to retain his title in his own match. What a strong champ we have.
>jobber needed 3 other fags to win
>randy not forming a white pride stable
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DEFEND THIS E DRONES
>>2915501
Minus 5 stars
PPV SAVED
BASED
Khali woke up the crowd. Wow insane
I can't believe Nikki Bella returned only to dump Cena for Jinder Mahal
50 STARS
MELTZETTY BTFO
>Randy goes on to be racist against every Indian
>>2915501
So are they gonna have Tiger Ali Singh show up too & have an Indian legends stable or something?
THE PPV IS SAVED
SEVEN
STAR
MATCH
Time for Orton to get another rematch.
Told you marks Based Corbin wasn't cashing in. Dumbassez.
>>2915510
Wish Khali would've done his head grip sub.
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHA
SMACKDOWN IS DED
RAW WILL ALWAYS BE THE A SHOW KIDDO
>>2915525
kek
Rate this Battleground
2/10
APOLOGIZE
>>2915501
-10
>>2915517
He's a heel ya doofus
>>2915530
Also Davari next
Unironically this PPV is awesome.
>>2915494
PEE DEFECATION X
EVOPOOTION
>>2915517
thats the point but holy fuck that was amazing
Can Khali even take a bump right now?
>>2915501
Before jinder bros: 2
During jinder bros and bumps: 5
DURING KHALI: SOLID 9
>>2915494
>>2915501
4/10 only because they didnt have khali get leaked beforehand
>>2915501
6 stars for making the smarks seething
>>2915443
This. I'm pretty sure he died. Mandela effect?
>>2915494
10/10
Alright
Main event
Fucking SAVED
KHALI GETTING ALL THE CHECKS AND SOME
>>2915494
NICE
>>2915501
6/10
First half was boring.
The second half was brutally nice for what it is.
+1 for Khali
>>2915530
jinders uncle will show up, he wrestled with storm and cyrus in canada
>yfw this ends up with Khali getting another run as World champ
>>2915550
I didn't even think he could walk.
>>2915494
I rate the match a 10 because it allowed this post to exist.
Kali is looking pretty good all things considered.
I would have thought he wouldn't even be able to walk anymore.
Khali is fat
>>2915501
>in the first structure
2/10
>in the second structure
8/10
a 10/10 match
>>2915528
>New gimmick he walks around with a plunger & rolls of toilet paper on a tactical belt
I love how khali keeps taking the belt and holding it up himself
Didn't Khali leave WWE as a face? I really hate when WWE does this, it makes me wonder what changed off-screen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2915501
7/10
Fuck my sides hurt like hell
send help guys
The birth of D-Fecation X
BASED VINCE STILL GOT IT BOIS
>JERRY LAWLER INSTEAD OF DANIEL BRYAN
Are you serious
Based 1.3 billion
>>2915501
Solid 7. Better than I though in all honesty.
>>2915528
>mfw video airs of him trashing random 7/11s around town
HAHA Time for Talking Smack!
>Well at least we have talking smack
>lawler
REEEEEEEEEE
>talking smack back
New Day vs Usos was the best match. Womens match was good. AJ vs KO was surprisingly boring as fuck. Everything else was bad. Based Khali helping out big money Jinder was kinda cool tho.
2/10
JINDER MAHAL IS THE GREATEST!!!!!!!
Renee looking ugly
see you in SUMMERSLAM
Looks like he got his back fixed since he couldn't even walk anymore
>>2915501
Boring as fuck/10
>>2915571
yeah, remember the Khali Kiss Cam?
He was pretty much a comedy face when he left
>>2915545
Isn't he a paki in kayfabe
Lawler a absolute shit
IWO IWO IWO IWO
>>2915548
Poo Cool
The Pood
Poo Age Outlaws
RENEE IS CUTE! CUTEEEEEEEEE
So is Bryan gonna walk in and tell Lawler "I got this"
;_;
>Kevin Owens taking credit for Talking Smack being cancelled
>>2915588
Get a clue, cumtard
>>2915501
better than i thought
8/10
>No LED screens on the Talking Smack set
This may be the last TS ever.
.....don't Khali and Jinder hate each other? Y'know, because Jinder tried forcing his sister to marry him.
>>2915603
Iron sheik isnt indian
>>2915147
>watching Muslim propaganda and enjoying it
The City of /asp/
>>2915540
5/10
>Lawler is the co-host for Talking Smack
>no more set, now being shot in front of a yearbook photo backdrop
Based KO calling out wwe screwing Renee over and her side eyeing the camera in disgust lmao!!
>Renee ESPN when?
>>2915530
Unlikely, considering he sued WWE for $7m back in the day.
10/10 PPV CAN'T WAIT FOR RAW TOMORROW
>>2915603
Shieky baby loves USA too much and iced cold beer to turn against
>>2915494
Kek
"how you doin kevin!"
>15 second pause
>creepy smile
"I-im doin great..."
Is kevin owens autismo?
>Please let me keep me my shows... I promise I can look younger.
>>2915601
Unclean Street Posse
>>2915619
>muslim
You got me pham
POO WORLD ORDER
>I am the elite, wink wink
What did he mean by this?
Well I was saying fuck smack before but I'm intrigued now if Khali will be on
>>2915637
I think she looks HOT tonight, anon. Not ugly like your dry ass pussy crusty old mom.
Singh Bros are the MVPs for the main event.
>>2915494
TWO POOS WITHOUT ANY LOOS
>>2915645
4LIFE
honestly the singh bros were the best part
>>2915628
Expect to see Renee and Dean in TNA by the end of the year.
>>2915607
Talking Smack getting cancelled because of KO is cannon now
>>2915404
oh god no it's happening
what have you done
>>2915653
She looks better tonight
I blame Dean. She looks like a crack whore since being with him
Renee buried hard
>>2915496
god i love tropic thunder
I need more Renee/KO banter weekly
>>2915645
POO POO POO POO WORLD ORDER
#22 LIFE
This is proof that nobody can beat Jinder 1 on 1.
>>2915671
>WHAT IS THE UNSTABLE MAN DOING IN GLOBAL FORCE ARENA?
KO is the god of unscripted bants
>>2915640
>Unclean Street Posse
10/10
>>2915640
>The A.POO.A
>The Shart Foundation
>The Smoking Runns
FUCKING SAVAGE
>>2915671
I'd rather see Renee as the anchor for Sportsnet, sending Jackie Redmond to replace her.
Jay and Dan are coming back after failed run with FS1 so SN needs a push.
Big Knife Manju debut when?
>KO absolutely ruining Renee right now
>>2915702
>Shart foundation
Legit lol'd
Renee getting BTFO
Kevin Owens is great on this.
>>2915713
Nigga I would cum
>We might never see a Deano vs Fatass match
shame
JESUS CHRIST THE HITS WON'T STOP COMING!
>Renee
Where are the Talking Smack mugs at?
I never even got a chance to buy one.
>>2915718
>Renee intentionally setting herself up to make KO looks better
>Okay, yes, even if my face does make me look 50 years old, at least my feet are that of a 19 year old!
This is exactly why Vince cancelled this and allows no fun.
He doesn't like his company going off script
Renee vs KO, WM main event
based Fat ass working Renee Old into a shoot
BASED FAT ASS
>>2915759
I T S N O T A B L A D E
I T S A T E A R
>>2915736
renee is cute!
>>2915736
Nigger, she is a dime piece
Also, is CAPTCHA being extra terrible for anybody else tonight? It's taking a minimum of five tries even though I am picking the right street sign location. Also, the new pick the storefront shit with the pictures disappearing and the new ones taking forever to appear with the slow ass fade. Fuck this shit.
KO should be arrested for being so mean to a woman. I'm calling the police.
Jerry drunk as fuck
goddamn renee got blown the fuck out
JESUS CHIRST NATTIE WITH HER HAIR DOWN
>Nattie
Goddamn, Natalya's smoky voice makes me diamonds
>>2915777
Enable legacy captcha, senpai.
>>2915777
Please buy the 4chan pass!
Because yeah it's been awful for everyone.
>>2915790
I said that too.
Nattie has a mommy voice and isn't a mommy yet
>>2915800
BASED
thank you
CALL A SPADE A SPADE
Natty is /our girl/
>>2915796
That bitch sound like Barry White.
>>2915810
Cause Tyson Kidd a gay
>call a spade a spade
kek
The fucking banter on Nattie.
>>2915810
She's around the age but can't fuck Tyson without making him a vegetable
Why do you think she's so cat crazed
GET HOME WITH MY DOWNIES
Jerry pls
BASED JERRY
Based Poo
Are people fucking pretending when they say natty fart is attractive? She looks like a 45 year old tranny
My asshole is sore...
Where is Bigger Poppa Poo?
>>2915837
>>2915854
I guess you're gay and don't like women that are ready for kids
Goddamn Jinder Mahal putting down Kevin Owens when the man just bigged him up.
one of the red diamonds is missing from the belt
>>2915889
Fuck. Can't unsee now.
>>2915854
>wwe da bitch
>>2915648
He's getting another elite figure
>>2915911
>summerslam bitch
Post more Natty
>>2915825
To be fair, the Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps, Ronald L Green, said this all the time when he was acting SgtMaj for our unit. He is a very large black man from the south.
>>2915601
Pool age Outdoors
>>2915933