BG Gamethread 6
this sucks
>>2914119
did he really pull out a gun
straight into the resthold lmao
Boypussy > girlpussy
What's left? Gay Cops, Poo Prison, Muslim vs cuck, is that all?
>>2914119
F
>wrestling matches that involve climbing anything
Guaranteed shit
BIG MATCH JOHN BRADSHAW CENA
this PPV is shit. should i leave and go to a ballgame?
That fucking bald spot kek
>>2914140
it's okay, it was no DQ
>Something in a pole match
>Kurt's "lost son" storyline
How is ppl still doubting Russo is working with WWE again?
please give rusev an american loving gimmick he would be so over
This show so far is a 2/10 at best
>>2914144
Gay cops need at least 10mins of air time pls
First for fuck Bulgaria
why are the ropes white?
>>2914153
ye famiglia, i got some too for free from work
gonna go get drunk
Where is Nikki Bella?
Is she preggers?
I bet Rusev fucking murders Lana's ass on a nightly basis.
>>2914169
LEDs
Biggo Matcho John
>>2914169
Look like the lasers that color the ropes are malfunctioning
>>2914163
>people actually paid for this
>>2914169
the ref is french
>>2914176
How many abortions do you think Nikki had in her teens and 20s?
>>2914178
I thought the manlet purple was tape
Someone post gif of lexi being disgusted
>>2914143
traps>girls
>>2914169
They painted them during the break.
>>2914182
I know this isn't true, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was.
LET'S GO CENA
>>2914163
can't remember the last ppv that wasn't a 2/10
>held off watching day 5 for this
>>2914192
where is the LED board and the LED posts?
>>2914169
Theyre fiber optic and the use heat-based technology to create the colors on demand
The posts are energy harvesters that power them
>>2914153
I would
>>2914197
same honestly
Why is the network running like shit?
>>2914188
None cause she's barren
>mfw Cena climbs up wrong corner and grabs Bulgarian flag
>>2914202
cringe weeb drone
Damn, Cena is bald
>this ppv
>>2914205
poo prison obstructs them
>>2914203
The one on smack talk pls
man this match is B O R I N G and cena sucks at acting wtf is this fake bullshit
Why are you all posting in an inproperly named thread
this is like a generic Version of Hogan vs smelly 4ner & that was generic to beginning
Someone is going to do a run in on this match I can feel it.
>Fight for Bulgaria
>Still wearing the russian trunks
k
>>2914224
>More like thots amirite
>>2914224
Please don't post nudity, my wife's son posts here
Rusev is such wasted talent. He should be above this. You would think Vince would have noticed that when Roman won the Rumble and the crowd was fucking cheering Rusev to win that maybe there is something there.
>>2914225
It works just fine in the catalog.
>>2914224
MODS
Dunn needs to edit in some hair for cena.
>>2914210
like it matters when the PPV is this shit
>>2914222
>>2914224
underage/10
this show is absolutely horrible, I'm just waiting for the shitfest that is the Poojabi Pooson Match
>>2914224
already posted
>>2914242
I'm here for based gay cops
JUST FUCKING RUN RUSEV
So what if the American flag drops an hits the ground
>start talking to girl on Facebook
>Stalk her profile and notice some pictures of stone cold and road Dogg
>She messages me asking what I'm doing
>Tell her I'm watching Battleground, a WWE PPV
>She says she doesn't watch current WWE but only watches old backstage promos when drunk
Did I fuck up?
>this match
>>2914247
same
>>2914233
NO
ONLY the people I, a 70 year old carny with daddy issues choose, may get over. NO ONE ELSE.
>>2914233
>le lets blame roman for something again
back to squared circle
>>2914251
Post pics
>>2914251
game over
>>2914248
>rusev runs to plant the flag
>cena uses instant transmission and wins
>cena gets knocked to the ground
>slowly stumbles trying to get up
>grabs the opponents benis while on his knees
???
Breaking on CNN, Bulgaria has just declared war on USA due to John Cena's disrespect of their nation's flag.
>>2914251
show her Rollins dick that will win her over breh
HULK HOGAN RETURNS TO HELP CENA
>POST YFW IT HAPPENS
>>2914236
is it actual balding or just a terrible barber?
>>2914251
no, she has good taste. you're still good man
/pol/ the match
Be honest, /asp/.
When was the last time you even SPOKE to a woman?
>>2914256
he's patriotic first
Shut up John we can all hear you
>>2914271
yesterday
>Nikki does the STF better than Jhon
>>2914273
How old 15?
They won't have him tap AND lose the match right? R-right?
>>2914271
I had dinner with my mom last night
Cena loses, gets pissed, throw the flag to the ground, spits on it and turn heel
>>2914271
this morning
>Cena stepping on the American Flag
what did he mean by that?
>>2914271
today when i talk to my manager
>>2914258
cena's hair makes no sense at all
>>2914218
Literally the worst of the year, only New Day and Usos looked like the give a shit. Hopefully AJ/Cena/Jinder/Orton/Corbin/Nakamura all get shuffled into new feuds after this DEBACLE.
>>2914271
a few weeks ago at the bank
>>2914271
Tuesday, I had an appointment with my doctor, who is a woman.
anyone else hear cena asking rusev if he was ok during the STF?
FLAG ON GROUND
REEEEERRRR
They're going to have to burn that flag
>move
>sell for an hour
>repeat
christ I hate gimmick matches like this
>>2914284
I mean of her
>>2914282
heel turn
>Not taking your opponents flag and running out of the arena to hide it
>>2914271
Fucking 2 months ago when my GF dumped me cause she's going to college and I'm a dropped out
Kill me plz
>>2914284
yeah you're still good anon
>>2914271
My mum phoned me this morning
>>2914242
when I see pics like this.
He's 26 but looks 36.
HOw men don't lift and diet is beyond me.
I'm 32, people think im like 24. Well I tell them my age they think I look young.
But in reality Ive just taken care of myself since I was a teenager. So I actually look my age.
But people are so used to seeing people look like shit.
Why is this
/asp/ I know you guys feel the same way
>>2914266
balding
>>2914284
She's fat i bet
Owens is fucking GARBAGE
reddit the wrestler
Fuck vince for wasting BMAJ by putting him in a match with that fat leaf. Ellsworth had better matches and tried to get thr babyfaces over
If Cena hits Rusev with the American flag is it still a foreign object?
>>2914271
at the young republicans meeting last monday
>>2914271
3 hours ago, it's 4AM
>walking
this show sucks
>>2914271
Went to the farmer's market today with the girl I'm kinda seeing. Walked her to her car and after she left I ran into this other chick I know that I was trying to fug like 6 months ago. We walked around a bit
What's Braun Strowman doing here?
Can they just fast forward to cenawins
Why is only half the ramp lit up?
These budget cuts...
>>2914284
>I still fucks with
nigger trash
>>2914305
>>2914301
His hair is thicker then ever, anon.
Why doesn't Rusev just throw the USA flag into the crowd?
RUN, YOU FAGGOT
>>2914271
Five minutes ago when my Mom came and refilled my glass of Tab.
>>2914301
wew
not actually seen balding like that before
>>2914277
She has a tattoo.
theyre not saying boo, theyre saying ruuuuuuuuuuu
>>2914304
>Cena's shoes
ugly af
>>2914308
Thw concrete is the floor
>>2914325
And?
>>2914251
Not really, just say that you also like the old stuff.
Tell her that you prefer the good old days too.
>>2914271
that wasnt family?
yesterday
Why not just grab the other flag and chuck it like a javelin into the crowd
>>2914271
Can't remember, years ago.
END THIS MATCH ALREADY
HOLY FUCK I'M SO BORED
>>2914301
>tfw I feel like this is happening to me now
>I'm only 20
help
>>2914325
Because that stops people from doing things.
>>2914304
JUST RUN AND GET THE FLAG
This match is awful
>>2914328
Straight out of the discount bin at Payless Shoes
>>2914336
I was bald by 20
Just shave it dude
>>2914333
Exactly what I was wondering, you basically win by default by doing this.
>>2914284
>female
>>2914325
Cash Me Outside girl has one and she's 14.
WHY IS HE WASTING HIS TIME WITH PUTTING THROUGH CENA THROUGH A TABLE
Oh Jesus Christ just grab the fucking flag
>everyone walking
I just realized they didn't light up the Bulgaria side of the entrance ramp.
ECDUB
JUST GO GET THE FUCKING FLAG, RETARD
>prop up a single table
>crowd chants ECDUB
>>2914301
atleast he has his hairline.
He could rogain and take finestride + bioten and regrow the crown.
Hair line is all that matters
Why do they even keep tables there?
is cena gonna turn heel and throw rusev into an f150 and back into a trailer?
AA THROUGH THE TABLE SPOT.. shits getting old.. wwe please
>>2914336
try going bald at 13 like me
Rusev's getting AA'd
Flag on the ground. FLAG ON THE GROUND.
FUCKIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2914340
>mfw usos and new day put on the best match
>>2914345
cash me outside girl has some fat titties too
Had plenty of time to go and get the flag and win. But no, you have to get the fucking tables
AA to the tables, Cena wins.
It's so fucking obvious Rusev is gonna get AAd through those tables
this "PPV" was a mistake fuckin hell
>>2914359
lmao
>>2914348
based Nicole poster
Almost Super Cena time!
>>2914251
Tell her you're watching Battleground alone like a faggot and that Jinder lookin real jakked.
>>2914363
>inb4 AA through tables
>>2914355
In case someone gets put through an announce table so the commentary team have a place to sit.
MINUS
FIVE
STARS
Why is RuRu still buried and Lana is getting more work?
>>291434
to be fair, he only has the hairline now because he got a transplant
Who is bleeding? The ref has gloves on
Rusev Dudley gimmick when?
>Table
> Fans shouting "ECW, ECW, ECW"
>op in charge of making thread titles
OH HURRY UP AND WIN CENA, THIS IS MORE TRANSPARENT THAN CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST
>>2914363
>>2914380
how much money you got?
>>2914382
Rusev had blood on his shoulder earlier
This match is definitely booked for the rednecks.
>>2914369
This is a result of too many PPVs. Its pretty obvious that they're just trying to buy time until SS.
>>2914380
nah just get a prostitute
>>2914382
Rusev
>>2914380
Yes if you don't wear your virginity on your sleeves. Contrary to popular beliefs being a virgin isn't a deal breaker as long as you aren't a total autist.
PUT THE FLAG IN FIRST YOU DUMMY
This whole show has been awful, I legitimately fell asleep during the Aj vs KO match and woke up to this shitshow
this is starting to look a little fake lads
>>2914380
Nope
>>2914380
sure
I wonder who talked Vince into buying this stupid lcd stage
How bad does the accolade hurt?
Here we go. Cena hulks up.
>Putting your opponents stand back and not throwing it into the crowd
Fucking hell Rusev is actually retarded
HOGAN
RETURN
INCOMING
USA SAVED
THESE DIGITS CONFIRM
BLOOD
>>2914382
The WWE
>>2914391
Shouldn't you be shilling in the current /ptg/ thread
LITERALLY SUPER
Big Match John's done it again
JUST WIN ALREADY SO I CAN GO DOWNSTAIRS AND TURN OFF THE FUCKING STOVE
>>2914380
you got two years before you get ruinious chaotic powers anon
>>2914140
You gotta watch michinoku pro senpai. Funniest shit
>>2914380
if u put never seen a vagina on your dating profile and have a sense of humor there are girls that will volunteer to fuck you if you arent visibly disgusting
I was 25 and did that and it worked
>move
>sell for 2 minutes
>walk as slowly as possible with the flag
>repeat 10 times
RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10
RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10
RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10
RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10
.5 star match. Bad match.
BIG MATCH JOHN
Girls like wrestling?
ITS BURYING TIME
Oh fuck off
lolcenawins
Why is this so bad, holy shit
Literally a 1 star match
>>2914421
cringe/10
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
>>2914418
kek no wai
FUCK THIS GAY ASS COMPANY BUDDY MURPHY WOULD WRECK ANY AMERICAN THAT COMES HIS WAY
Didnt see that coming..
BURIED
USA USA USA USA USA
>taps out
>gets put through 2 tables
>Loses match
Jesus fucking christ Rusev was buried to hell
>>2914421
.0000000003/10
CENAWINSLOL
>>2914421
FREEDOM/10
>>2914421
'MURICA/10
>>2914368
Nice
>>2914421
3
>>2914403
my bro put me in the hold it didnt hurt that much, he locked it in for a good 5mins trying to hurt me while i laid there
>>2914411
>backne
naw
Why have Philly crowds become shit?
>>2914421
1 isn't low enough.
>BMJ
>>2914421
3/10. Second rusev set up those tables, I knew EXACTLY what the ending was going to be.
and all of a sudden john is completely fine
how has he literally REGRESSED as a wrestler, he'll never top 2007
>no sudden
>I AM A REAL AMERICAN
we're never getting hulkster back, brother :(
BIG MATCH JAWN!!!
JOHN CENA WON!?!?!?
WE TOTALLY DIDNT SEE THAT COMING
>mfw Cena won
>>2914411
She looks like shit is what she looks.
Is Vince still pissed about Rusev and Lana getting married?
>>2914446
you capped the exact moment his career ended
>>2914430
>this could be John Cena's greatest victory!
REALLY?
>>2914447
Rusev is much stronger though
>>2914421
Repo Man/10
>tfw Chinese ex with tight pussy is coming back to the US next week
Please put Gay cops on so I can sleep
>>2914455
Feels bad that those dubs confirm your statement :-(
Buried so hard. he almost in China
>>2914461
yes,hes a small,petty man
>>2914376
Called it.
>people actually paid for this shit
Wow, John Cena wins? Who could have guessed that was going to happen?
[OVERWHELMING CLAPPING]
>>2914421
3/10
They tried but it's a fucking flag match. Lazy Americana bullshit
Can someone remind that fucktard JBL that he's a heel announcer?
>>2914421
USA/10
just a reminder, even after all this shit, the worst match hasn't even happened, and Khali is confirmed to interfere
HE DID IT FOR AMERICA TODD
DUD
>>2914465
Repo Man was fucking based shut your fat fucking face comparing him to this trainwreck
Sheeps clapping lol
>>2914411
Bro honestly she is a 6. She is average. She need to lose 15+ pounds and start doing cardio and work on her lower body.
Now, does this mean you should not be happy with her?
>no
You are probably looksmatched with her.
Just fuck her get your dick sucked and upgrade if you can.
Atleast ur getting laid, 95% of /asp/ is not.
>>2914450
Honestly, would you be hyped for this garbage?
KINO TIME BOIS
GAY COPS HERE TO SAVE THE SHOW
SPACE ALIEN TAG TEAM DEBUT
>Brooklyn NY
GAY COP KINO
>>2914477
FUCK YES. BASED GAY COPS SAVING THIS SHITSHOW
All of you acting like you didn't know Cena was gonna win
>>2914421
1 out of 10
>Barclay's Center
Literally the only way this absolute shitshow saves itself is if the paki wins
Those flags were desecrated how many times?
When did one of the gay cops become a tranny?
>>2914468
live by the dubs die by the dubs :(
>>2914486
Nah i wouldn't but they haven't chanting shit and such like in years past. Or are they just so drained from all this shit?
HAHAHAHA ASCENSION PROMOTED TO COMEDY
Konnor has a based voice
ASCENCION
>>2914421
DELETE/10
Kino
Sasha looks rough
>>2914505
That's our hero Vinny again. Punishing Tyler Breeze for leaving an event early.
>>2914505
would not be surprised if he became a real tranny after retiring
Wait, were the ascension just funny?
>Breezedango
>AScension
>>2914432
I hate this meme but it was definitely fucking cringe
>Fandango's body dragged away
PARANORMAL GAY COPS
IT WAS ME AUSTIN
so the mystery team is definitely not Wyatt Family right?
I'm sick of WWE. The only thing I care about is revival vs hardys
>no Breezango match
TOO SPOOKY
Oh shit they even took out the cameraman
It's Harper and Rowan
i'm scared guys
>>2914521
This legit is the only ongoing multi month storyline right now...
>>2914521
spoopy
NEW WYATT FAMILY MEMBER
>le meme syrian refugee
piss break
>>2914188
How many abortions did she have since dating BMJ should be the question? He doesn't want any kids, so her uterus is looking like Abdullah the Butcher's forehead to keep him happy.
please let the person behind all this be based boogeyman
>>2914525
>Generic CAWs vs washed up wrestlers
why do i sit through this shit
>>2914524
>giving Luke Harper something to do
hahahahahHAHAHAH
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GETTING GOOD
>JBL's face
GOAT THEME
At least we get more episodes.
>He took his wifes name
HERES TO THE GREATEST
>>2914523
Ah sunnuva bitch
>inb4 it was Vince
WE /S/ NOW
What is Mike Kanellis' gimmick?
MARIASS
My wife's son is literally shaking. Mike Kanellis is his favorite wrestler.
when did eric young get promoted
>>2914545
HA LAR E OUS
>WWE
>>2914550
Cuck
This is too awful to continue watching. Would it be wrong to check out early? And to think that smackdown was sooo good only a few months back...
yo wtf breezango are dead
>>2914550
Maria's husband and nothing else
mfw this entrance song is actually great
what is it like to be in love?
>>2914550
Taking his wife's name.
>>2914550
cuck
HERE TO THE GREATEST (GREATEST)
LOOOOVE I'VE EVER KNOOOOOOWN
God I love the Gaycops.
Why do I like Mike and Maria's theme song? Fuck.
>>2914550
Guy whose wife is out of his league so he will do anything for her.
>>2914562
I'll never know. :(
>>2914562
It's actually pretty nice
>>2914561
>2sweetmebro
>>2914550
Cuck
>>2914550
basically
>>2914188
She's from Scottsdale, so probably at least one in high school
BASED HUMAN SWASTIKA
>>2914562
its like living in fear looking out for a bigger chad waiting 2 cuck you
>>2914567
fucking keked
Based Terrorist
Based Authors of Pain working NXT and Smackdown tag teams into a shoot
>>2914576
Yeah m8.
>tfw you are actually rooting for Sami for the very first time
I like Kannelis' song.
>>2914566
Because it's based as fuck
>>2914576
very much so
Guys
What's it like to have a women love you?
>>2914576
yes
>>2914576
>hotspur
nope
>>2914550
Beta cuck.
>>2914576
>Tottenham Hotspur
No
>>2914573
Is samy ready for a Miracle?
>>2914576
>>2914585
>rooting against a heel wife
>>2914585
This. It also speaks volumes for this PPV in general.
REFUGEES DONT DESERVE LOVE
How long until Zayn blows up Phili?
Don't know if I hate Sami more or this cringeworthy shit couple
>Vince is going all in with the cuck gimmick
Alright I accept this.
One of the only guys with organic heat in the company.
Zayn got something
i honestly dont even wanna make another thread
this "ppv" is dead shit
fuck vince
>>2914566
Best theme song currently tbqhwyf
I haven't watched WWE since Mania, and I have two questions:
Who the fuck is the guy with the heart tights and why are he and his bitch so cringe?
When will Zayn put the mask on and actually be entertaining?
>Bradshaw casually inquiring about a possible sex tape
>>2914576
>yid
kikes out
>>2914617
cuck who took his wife's name
>>2914615
Link?
>>2914615
Is it a man?
>>2914617
Make love to me
>yfw Maria is literally a ring rat whore
>>2914619
based
>>2914614
thats not velveteen dream
>>2914609
how is he a cuck they have some joker and harly quinn tier violent love
>>2914576
>spurs
she's okay with me
>>2914617
worked by /ourcuck/
>>2914617
>he doesn't know maria
18+
>hey buddy what's you're gimmick?
>oh, haha, I'm my wifes husband
>...
what do the moon runes on Sami's dick mean?
>>2914600
>>2914600
new
SING IT WITH ME /asp/!!!
HERES TO THE GREATEST
>>2914617
18+ kys
smackcucks arent ready for a miracle
Mike Kanellis is the modern day Marc Mero
>>2914576
Very much so.
Bennett directly to the main roster... NXT BTFO
All you meme spouting shitters dont know what cuck means. He's clearly a pussy-whipped bitch boy, not a cuck.
>>2914660
>Marc Mero
Wow you are so spot on.
>>2914576
How bout mine?
>>2914668
Britbong girls are best girls
>>2914676
ding-dong diddly worked by the power of love
>>2914550
toyboy
>>2914660
Not trolling , this might be one of the most intelligent things I've ever read here.
>>2914678
I only remember him because of that one What Culture countdown.
>Maria literally jumping into the ring to prevent something from happening
>Ref arguing like a retard instead of just kicking her out of ringside
Vince please
>uncharted 3 music suddenly
>tfw no pure country pure heart gf
Who /Punjabi/ here?
Who /prison/ here?