Battleground gamethread#5

BORING MATCH IS BORING

>5 thread already
Comfy night lads

>>2913760
>pins you down and farts on ur face

REST FOREVER

This crowd is so dead

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>>2913760
>really makes you think

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>>2913760

Boypussy > girlpussy

Could KO ever make a good face?

How is this any worse than that gay fuck fest that was ZSJ/Ibushi?

Kevin is fat as shit

>its a kevins owens match
time for a 20 min break lads

Who /greatestlove/ and /fashionxfiles/ here?

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How do I talk to girls?

>>2913783
He was once. He'd have to change back into wearing a singlet.

>>2913760

Based Big Hogg will be back by SummerSlam... Carmella is your next champ!

Even if she wins and Carmella cashes in Nattie with a title win would be long overdue. She was savage in her Bella fued.

Any /broskis/ out there?

>>2913790

Learn

Owens is bleeding

>>2913788
Will we find out who keeps fucking with the greatest cop duo since Always Sunny's Lethal Weapon?

>>2913790
All you have to do is verbally communicate with them.

>>2913790
who is this sperm worm

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is the stream on the network fucking up for anybody else?

>>2913790
open your mouth and make words by adjusting the positions of your lips, teeth, and tongue

>>2913790
Don't. It's not really worth it

>>2913790
b urself

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RATE THIS MATCH SO FAR

Holy shit didn't Styles break a rib?

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I almost fell asleep mid match fuck this is a bad match

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World
Wresthold
'Entertainment'

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>>2913807
wrong pic

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>State of The Rock.

>>2913795
Woo woo bro

too many pinfalls

>>2913809
hockey makeup?

>>2913809
what did she mean by this?

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>>2913790

just be you

>>2913807
2/10

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>>2913807

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>>2913817
big boy needs a rest

>>2913814
holy fucking cringe

who cesaro section here

SHADES OF LEX LUGAR

This match just elevated from 4/10 to 20/10

Styles botched... how is that even possible

>>2913827
cringe

>>2913814
>RockXSiri
Is this a porno?

>>2913760
>4 different champions in less than a year
Lmao the state of worthless divashit titles. Everyone gets a turn

>Those slow and loud as fuck A.J S.T.Y.L.E.S chants.

How is this man not in the main event again?

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>JBL name-dropping Luger

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>>2913814
jeebus rock

How much does
>The Rock
Mark for
>The Rock

is he number one friend of
>the rock

>>2913827
kys

the fuck is up with fat boy's arm pits?

I hope this match heats up at the end like Backlash

>>2913819
>>2913820
Her teeth got knocked out at a house show match last year.

>>2913829
BOTCH THE FOREARM

>>2913814

he should fire the guy who wrote that

Why do smarks love KO so much?
He's so bad

>>2913844
neet. did she get her real ones put in or did she get implants

>>2913841
delete this please, my son browses this forum

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>this match

So glad AJ is getting exposed here as the hype job he is. This is literally the worst match of the night and he's put the crowd to sleep.

>>2913850
I think she got implants.

>>2913847
he looks like them

REF BUMP

>ref bump

alright, fuck this shit, I can't take it anymore

Jesus, that was the best ref bump I've ever seen

kek ref bump

>>2913829
worked

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>>2913854
>pic related

>>2913855
What about her teeth though?

>>2913814
Asp player hates on the rock too much

holy shit these guys are taking a beating tonight

>>2913847
because he's fat, just like them

>>2913854

Smackdownies BTFO yet again.

>I love it, Maggle.

CRIPPLER CROSSFACE

SHOUTOUTS TO BENOIT

sweet counter

God damn KEvin is so fat and slow

>>2913841

who?

>>2913841
For the love of god. Sauce me up.

Wtf

What?

BASED

>crossface

BENOIT RETURN

>>2913841

she looks stressed

Fuck was that garbage

what
????????

WAT

holy shit these guys are taking a beating tonight
also poor yellow ref

............what the fuck?

?????????

SHADES OF BENOIT

what the FUCK

>>2913865
Kek. Nice

Boooooooo

hahahaha

WOAT US Champion in history.

>>2913870
THAT'S THE MOVE BENOIT USED TO MURDER HIS CHILD!!!

JUST IMAGINE THE PAIN OWENS WAS IN!!!

The fuck was that?

PICKS AND BETTING LINES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Rip Predictions

why do non-wrestlers act like they're dying when a wrestler touches them

SHADES OF BENOIT

BASED FATASS

What was that ending?

We all got worked

Commentary isn't even selling it as a screwjob

Lol what a shit ending, the red trying to wake up was so bad

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What the fuck was that shit? The STATE of this PPV

they have fucked up smackdown so badly

fuck vince

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>>2913893

REDDIT BTFO

Uh... Doesn't the ref have to proclaim a winner before you blindly play KOs music??!!

Fuck... this... shit.

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why did ko even lose the belt at the meme house shoow if he was gonna win it back

>>2913900
AJ took his time because he thought ref was ded

the fuck was that garbage
and why is this feud still continuing
fuck off vince

>>2913841
>>2913874
>>2913875
kissnastya

can someone explain what just happened please I don't understand

FUCK YOU VINCE AJ WAS MY FAVORITE WRESTLER

>>2913893
FUUUUUUGGGGGG

Would mark the fuck out and get 3 network subs.

Good. AJ should be in the main-event scene

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What the fuck was all of that?

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kek

Owens had a new shirt on during the preshow.

Styles hasnt had any new merch since winning

It was obvious my dudes

WHY DOES HAITCH LOVES THIS PIECE OF FAT GARBAGE

>/asp/ seething

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This is to set up heel ownens vs face cena at summer slam

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>/asp/

I guess Talking Smack was really the key to all of Smackdowns success

This was kind of predictable since he got it off camera, now he will get it at summer slam

Styles was 1/14 to win that match

>>2913915
we just BTFO

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What was that finish?

what? what was the plan there? that didn't go smoothly at all

left Singh bros hair wtf

>>2913801
Io Shirai

Vince is definitely self-sabotaging at this point. There's no other explanation for why wwe is so shit.

>muh 1.3 gorillion

>>2913915
What happened is smackdown is based as fuck

>>2913910
it makes no fucking sense, what the fuck is going through vince's mind

So far I have not predicted a single match right. Going for a clean losing sweep at this point.

Is this wrestler from India?

>>2913910
to get more people to come to house shows

So when was the last time every one was wrong?

Steve-o makes it seem like it never happens.

Everyone is officially wrong and even BEFORE the ppv ended.

>>2913921
fuck I forgot to put a space and now the whole thing is a greentext

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>>2913893

you cheeky devil you

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>/asp/etty

>>2913944
no, Canada

based technical master owens

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>India

JINDER'S PISS LOOKING EXTRA CLEAN TONIGHT MAGGLE

>>2913944
No, Canada. All three of them are Canadian.

watching G1 Climax is making WWE look like complete garbage in comparison tee bee haitch

>>2913949
JUST

>>2913934
yeah, it took too long for the ref to get up & count to 3 so it made AJ look stupid for keeping the Crossface on for so long while his shoulder were down for like 6 or 7 seconds.

what's gonna happen in the punjabi prison match?

RIP US OPEN CHALLENGE

Ruined the best angle the show's got. Rediculous.

>>2913949
haha holy shit BTFOground

>>2913946
It's happened 5 times.

>Man in the audience dabbing
Fuck off

Owens is fucking overrated

>>2913949
>with 3 matches left

JUST

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>>2913923
Because the 400 pound obese fans love him.

Pic kind of related, they also like Bayley.

RIP /ASP/

Save us BIG MONEY MAHARAJA

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>>2913949
>VKM working everybody

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2 guys capable of BTFO all the indy/njpw faggot five star meme matches

They have this shit instead.

Was that actually supposed to be the fucking ending? How was that so bad?

>>2913949
If the pre-show didn't count, would anyone still be alive? I thought the multi-women's match would knock the most out, desu.

>>2913949
Damn. I'm legit confused by the KO win, and I like KO. Weird

>>2913961
bollywood boys cheat and Poo retains

>>2913914

thx based anon

>>2913949
What a night lads

>>2913949

BTFO

>>2913963
Yet you'll still watch it, lol

I'm just just jaded? Wrestling is still incredible right?. G1 was amazing. This is seriously bumming me out on how bad it's been.

>>2913967
thats why 69 exists

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who's winning?

>>2913969
Breezango will have a match.

When is this expected to end?

>>2913949
VKM working the betting odds

>>2913972
Edit the money in the picture out of his hand and its accurate. He's got three more matches to win me over before I cancel my subscription.

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>muh Murica

Is this gonna be Cena's retirement match?

did gay cops show up yet?

i want to know who is bullying them guys

cringe

>>2913923
Vince legitimately likes him too.

>>2913955
is this real

POO IN LOOS IS THIS TRUE?

How Y would god be so cruel to you all to make you all a step above negro in intelligence, ugly as chinks and the smallest dicks.

Are Indians truly the nigger of the human race?

ALRIGHT BOYS PREDICT THE NEXT 3 MATCHES FOR REDEMPTION

Rusev
Greatest Love
Jinder

>>2913949
>tfw i'd be the only one still in it but I was too late to make my predictions

>>2913910
So they can stretch the fued out until Summerslam.

>>2913988
MODS

THATS A HIGH SCHOOL BATHROOM

>>2913967

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

FUCKING GAAAAAAAYYYY HAHAHAHAH YOU FAGGOT

>>2913966
Worked

>>2913991
don't worry Kanellis is going to win you over

USA USA USA

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>yfw bulgaria isn't russia

>>2913949
Fuck, my tactic of checking the odds before voting failed

Foreigners are all terrible people desu

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Lets go handsome Rusev, kill this American pigdog.

Didn't Rusev demand a title match by MITB or something a long time ago? And if he didn't get one, he'd leave the company?
What happened with that?

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rusev please win or i've picked every match wrong

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>/asp/ swept

Why are they using the music from independence day? Why do we hate Bulgaria all of a sudden?

>>2913984
Not just you bro, i have been thinking the same thing ..

>>2913967
Is that from the ZSJ vs Ibushi match?

>>2913999
Rusev
Cuck man
Jinder
Only got fucked by women's match

Does Cena lose and go to RAM?

>>2913994
lol no Cena has no major injuries he can part time for a couple more years

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is it possible to get this ripped naturally?

What the hell happened in KO vs AJ? Wasn't it the "both pinned each other" situation?

This match can't be bad....r-right?

>>2913993
>Squirrel Girl on her peirod

>>2914014
Bulgaria is shoot full of faggots

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i dont even know where bulgaria is

>that distorted pledge of allegiance

creepy as fuck...

>>2914023
if youve got the genetics. otherwise no

>>2913989
WWE as a company? At this rate, less than a year

>>2914007
the smug look she constantly has in every picture is hilarious to me

>>2914023

the vains say otherwise

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>>2914010

>Miller Lite

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God I am 100% Red blooded big dick Trump supporting build the wall American

and I want Rusev to win sooooooo bad

WAR HANDSOME RUSEV

>>2913955
Feels good to wear Magnums

>rusev getting crickets

>>2914011
He wasn't cleared in time IIRC

>>2914026
That's where you're wrong kiddo

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MASHKA

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>Ruru wins

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Yeah so this is the WORST WWE ppv ever right?? I challenge you to find a show worst than this

>>2914011
he was still injured

WHY IS THERE AN ASIAN ON THE RUSSIAN TEAM?

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what's this move called

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Ruru's beard game on point

>>2914011
Jinder happened.

>>2914037

Miller is the GOAT cheap piss beer

FUNAKI
U
N
A
K
I

>>2914037
Drinking light beer is the the most American thing one can do.

>>2914010
>want an American Rusev face run
>will absolutely never get it

Why live?

BASED FUNAKI

>>2914023
The vascularity is suspect.
and he has gyno

>source
9 years natty lifting

>>2914038
Cringe

>>2914050
Bait

>>2914048

Fastlane was worse so far.

>>2914029
>Being this uninformed

>>2914023
yea all you need is dat dere celltech

Are we supposed to believe for a second Rusev has a chance to beat Cena in a flag match?

S E A N

D
E
N
G

>>2914051
The bear fuck.

SEAN DENG

Rusev grabs American flag. Hands it to Cena. Grabs mic. I respect you bookerman. Leaves.

>>2914034
You wish NJPW dweeb. Enjoy based Vince shitting down your throat for longer than you'll live

>>2914067
I mean with the way tonight is going anything is possible

>>2914052
Who's this cuddly cutie?

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>>2914038

as a fellow big dick Trump support i agree

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>>2914029
same desu

>>2913949
>Asuka's sweaty tits
>Asuka's tummy rubber
>Asuka is a squirter
The state of weebs

Why are there asians on the mandarin team?

>>2914023
maybe, but jinder didnt.

my friend from high school did like 7 years in prison and came out big and cut as fuck, it was crazy, i didnt even recognize him. he told me all he did was bust spreads and work out. literally nothing else to do.

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Owens was +1650, Styles near -5000

>>2914068
>>2914070
Meng Ai is the janetty before Chinese people are even aware of the janetty meme

they changed the turnbuckle posts?

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>>2914038
dude just needs to hit the gym

>>2914067
Rusev HAS won flag matches before, so maybe?

>>2914086
It is post edit cgi.

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>>2914052
Need her name please

>1980'S WWF had epic USA vs Soviet Russia matches
>2017 now USA fucks with any random shithole eastern European country

USA vs Croatia when?

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>>2914036
He has the veins wasn't he wasn't shredded.

>>2913934

Made AJ look like a fucking idiot. How does the Phenomenal one miss that shit?

>Nobody chanting for poor Rusev

BRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPLEDOUGH

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>American dream

>>2914055
Sounds like you don't know shit about cheap beer, pal.

Rusev as a person is like the very embodiment of the American dream. So why is he portrayed as a foreign heel?

>John Cena

Golly gee, I wonder whomever will win this match.

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>>2914074
>>2914091
Dors Feline. I've got bad news though she gained 40 lbs and got a breast reduction rather than eat less

Ruru is daddy tier

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Why are Euro flags so generic looking?

Almost all of them are just 3 stripes?

KINO

>be me
>see this match
>I cringe
let me know when to tune back in when its over

>>2914083
cena rusev a lot closer than I thought it'd be

>>2914101
Why are you overthinking this shit?

All American. Salutes with left hand.

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>>2914097

>>2914074
Dors Feline.

Only look up her old stuff, trust me.

>>2914097
I used to work for Walmart and that would piss me off. We had legit elderly people who could use those, but instead fat fucks would take them off.
They wouldn't even leave them in the parking lot because they were too lazy to walk

>>2914106
albania best flag

>>2914090
I think they forgot to post edit cenas baldspot.

>>2914101

he has a funny accent

U

What are the odds Cena will help rebuild Rusev after the burial like he did with Bray?

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>>2914113

>>2914002
It's not a stall, so, it probably isn't.

>>2914113
KEK

NEW BREAD

>>2914119
>>2914119
>>2914119

Anyone else catch that lone autist with the "Handsome Rusev" chant?

BIG

MATCH JOHN

>>2914126

>>2914126

>>2914126

>>2914126

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CENA STRONG

>America gets it's side colored red and white
>nothing on Bulgaria's side
What shit

>Big Match John
JBL is /ourguy/

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>>2914106
What do you mean
They're all perfectly unique and amazing

Can someone post the lexi being disgusted gif

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>John Cena in 2017

>>2914113
>>2914125

God bless the USA

>>2914093
YEa, he's still on gear there.
You dont just take a shot and become superman. It still takes alot of time.

Traps and insane vascularity are good way to tell if someone is on gear.
Look at cena he is 1000000% on gear.

>>2914113

he's exaggerating right?

Cena needs to go over

>>2914050
because he can speak russian

>>2914083
>>2914083
>Owens was +1650, Styles near -5000

what does that mean in term sof money?

>>2914050
75% of Russia is in Asia

>>2914171
Styles had 3:1 odds to win

>>2914082
It's the no porn. Natural test booster

I'm hearing Bulgaria and Bulgarian so much it's starting to sound like a made up country.

cena's overcoming the odds again

>>2914083
can you actually make money betting on this shit?

>>2914087
>tfw 4'10 gf