Battleground gamethread#2

byron is the best announcer

what a match dudes

PURE KINO

New Gay winning
Fuck

This match is actually really good.

That kick bruh

Big E isn't even wrestling and he's still the sweatiest

>>2912622
What the fuck I like Xavier now

Can't wait for New Day to ruin this by winning

>2 minutes in a submission
NJPW ruins WWE for you

this match rules desu

>look through snapchat
>my friend got a picture with noelle
>jelly

Also, Woods kicking out was fucking dumb

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Boypussy > girlpussy

Xavier finished his PhD?

Woods is super underrated

Awesome match. NJPW weebs are in a seething rage over this

This match is Pretty Decent/10

That move does not look safe

>this match

NJPfags BTFO

>>2912649
Hi Austin!

>>2912638

New Day and Usos have great chemistry to be honest.

BASED UCE

This is a kick-out fest

But a pretty good one

>>2912649
Hi Paige

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this feud is pretty gr8

THIS IS AWESOME

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>>2912647
https://exhentai.org/g/981675/7cd22a3968/

Really good match lel

>>2912643
That was a great submission spot. Wood's selling is top notch and this match is unironically good

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>Big E sweating more than the guys actually wrestling

what's with the gay exaggerated kickouts

>>2912655
>kickout high impact kick
>kickout finishers

no.

BASED I'M YOUR HOST AUSTIN CREED.

These guys just have great chemistry in tag matches, kind of like the old Rockers vs. Hart Foundation.

weeb drones seething at this 7 star match

Annnd its ruined

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>tfw the matches are all downhill from here

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE BTFO

This match is better than anything the Young Cucks have ever put out.

>>2912643
Fucking weeb cunt

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RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10

RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10

RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10

RATE THIS MATCH FROM 1-10

ok

New tag team debuting, Cap this

Fucking New Day

That match ruled
NJPW blown the fuck out

BLACK EXCELLENCE

>>2912682
It's not like that's hard to do

NEW
DAY
FUCKS

philly is litty

Meme Day

>>2912684

8/10 my dude

NJPW TAG TEAMS BTFO

>>2912676
more like 9 STARS!!!

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WHY ARE THESE FUCKING RETARDS CHAMPS NOW

BASED XAVIER GETTING HIS MOMENT

>>2912684
8

#BlackExcellence

>>2912684
7.5 or 8/10
Will probably be motn

Quality workrate Smackbros.

>RAWists will never know this joy.

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great now we get more new day champion promos

COCONUTS BTFO

BLACKS>SAMOANS

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It's was an alright match.

NJPW absolutely blown the fuck out on the first (1st) match of this card.

How will NJPW pinheads ever recover after witnessing a 6 star tag team match? How does based Vince keep doing it lads?

>>2912684
im feeling a decent to strong 8

>>2912684
3/10. No massive botches. No deaths.

American crap is so bad

*black joke*

>>2912672
Seething NJPWfag

If they want to add some difference to Smackdown, why not make the Smackdown tag a trio title?

Yesss I'm still in it!

Smackdown Tag Team Championship
The Usos(c) -215 vs The New Day +165

Betting odds BTFO

Dad walks in the tag team

>New Gay wins
Hopefully they drop them to the Gay Cops

>>2912684
Entertaining, I'd say on the upper end of the scale. And I was right too.

>>2912713
Not enough water

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Get fucked, Usos

it would be cool if Kofi and Xavier were the only tag team champions and Big E moved up to the main event scene

>>2912719
Because that's stupid.

And now I'm eliminated.

>inb4 Usos split

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>mfw the New Day drop the belts to the Ascension this Tuesday night

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post yfw Meltzer rates the last match 2.5 stars

The shakeup really made Smackdown shit and didn't improve Raw.

>>2912706
>>2912699

>Implying they aren't great champs.
Plebian taste.

>>2912709
cute

I'm pleasantly surprised. I really enjoyed that match.

Reminder that if you enjoy these matches and gimmicks you're literally a nu-male or geriatric (their main demographic on tv).

>>2912712
get out melon

>>2912729
>black Shield

>>2912684
7, but -5 for New Day winning. So I give it a 2

New Day VS. Fashion Police at Summerslam? I like it

New day won and the match was good!? Fuuuuuuck! Now I really regret falling asleep

>Blacks beat whites

lol, are you white boys mad?

>>2912731
Me2 now I know how maddox feels

I really hope woods gets some single runs down the road, he just made me a fan

>>2912729

Big E would be a great singles wrestler and a decent champion since hes actually pretty good on the mic.

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>Jew Gay

>>2912709
I'm glad she stopped doing this shit
or at least she's doing it a lot less

>>2912684
7.5/10, best tag in a while

Chase Owens is literally better than any of these WWE shitcunts

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WHO /FABULOUS/ HERE

How about just cheering instead of doing these chants all the fucking time

>>2912732

Literally RIP to them if thats the case

really decent match, hope this energy keeps up for the whole ppv

>>2912732
> splitting up twins

I'd love to see that desu. would be interesting to see how they would pull that off.

>>2912745
Niggers beat Island niggers

SHUT UP BYRON

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>there are yuropoops in this thread staying up to until 5am to watch a childrens show they hate
>mfw

NJPW BTFO!!!

>>2912729
I'd prefer that to this bullshit Freebird rule crap.

New Day vs. Rusev and Owens at summerslam

Cap this

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>>2912734
>listening to le meltz for anything other than news

shiggy

>>2912745
>Samoans
>White

Literally only watching now for Based Gay Cops

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>drunk
>cant remember the last night I wasnt drunk

who /job interview/ tomorrow here?

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Nakameme on the undercard, he is finished.

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>face champions
NOW WHEN THE FUCK WILL BROSKI WIN THE TAG TITLES?

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>>2912745

>samoan niggers
>white

>>2912684
7.33 (repeating of course) out of 10

HEY SHINSUKE...

Memeamura

>>2912739
>being a numale is somehow wrong
we are the main demo for most pop culture so kindly fuck off

HOLY SHIT

Nak got a huge fucking pop, new day and usos got the crowd PUMPED

>>2912755
World's sweetest marsh-mella going to cash in and win tonight

If you're not American and you watch this shit you're literally and unironically retarded. It's a show for Ameriretards.

>>2912749
>>2912729
Why split them? Why not just allow them to stable grab belts?

>>2912769

this.

>inb4 Corbin atttacks during entrance again

>>2912759
>I wish you died in the womb

KILL THIS JAP OH HOLY BASED CORBIN!!!!

USA! USA! USA!

>>2912784
SEETHING

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Rate my doggos

>>2912717
>me
>weeb fag

Weebs finisher spam more than WWE

>>2912782
I'd like him if he bothered learning how to speak English.

SAYONARA NAKAMURA

>inb4 Corbin comes out as a minion

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>>2912774
Never.

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>acting like a japanese person is his gimmick

I'm super jelly of that AJ hair

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>>2912755
My dude

What is Shinsuke's gimmick?

>>2912791
10/10

That MILF wanted Shinsuke BAD

when your intro is better than any match you've ever had there's a problem.

>>2912790
t. Cletus

who is this nip?

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>>2912774

>>2912798
>>2912799
wow mr president

>>2912769

Are they solving the mystery tonight lads?

>>2912791
Cute/10, would pet

>>2912788
LOL, don't remind me of that, trying to forget it. Plus I think WWE tried to as well seeing that they only were split up for a few months.

>>2912804
autism

this match will be 70-30 corbin with nakamura winning with 3 moves and then they'll wonder why he doesn't get as big of a reaction in the coming weeks

>>2912799

Well you don't have a lot of it Mr. President.

>>2912791
One of them is a strange breed of doggo

>>2912785
it wouldn't be a split, they would just do two things at the same time

Based electric tape shaky man

>>2912804
the autist

Charlie is in the ring. Snipe his ass Major Corbin, that's an order!

>>2912784
>not rooting for all the heels
>not rooting along with all of the americans who hate this shit just as much as you do for based Ru Ru to win

>>2912799
why'd you gotta kill my dude gadaffi like that

>wrestlers who entrances are more over than themselves

>>2912804
>The Autist

>>2912799
thank you for your services Mr. Obama

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>that Bill and Ted sign

>>2912783
Naomi doesn't even have a match.

QUICK SOMEONE POST THAT POO's NAKAMEME INTRO WEBM

>>2912791
8.5, pretty damn kawaii. I have a cat that looks exactly like yours, btw.

>>2912799
Thanks, Obama.

>>2912784
>Still fuming English fucked his predictions

>>2912767
Hey hey hey, I have the power of the keyblade. Also nice Oney reference

>Literally no reaction for Nakamura
So this "Japan" experiment is over now, right?

>>2912800
she's looks better when whiter

>>2912804

gay Japanese hairdresser

>>2912794
heh heh heh heh...

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LMAO @ THIS LADY

>>2912799
Thanks Obama

how can I make my hair like nakamuras

Chances of Corbin cashing in tonight?

/ourguy/ marked out

>>2912809
Toyota Kawasaki Suzuki

>>2912723
new day were late favorites, -600

DIMES DIMES DIMES DIMES

Who has a better entrance
>Le spazzy violin gook
>Le dance to his music biker dude

>>2912839
is that /ourlonghairedsuperfan/ right there?

>>2912643
Why?

>>2912842
0

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>>2912804
The King of Strong Style

>>2912791

Beagle 10/10
other dog 7/10
Cat whofuckincarestheysuck/10

2ColdAutismo update the fucking list ffs

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Why do they even bother having this as a PPV? it's the most forgettable filler shit out of all of them

>>2912842
Jinder is winning so 0%

>>2912849
BKOSS

>>2912843
Him doing the Nakamura hands thing was hilarious

>>2912799
I miss your voice dude

>>2912851
yes

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Post your tasty Battleground snacks!

>>2912841
Take a picture to your barber retard

KHALI IS INTERFERING IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH SCREENSHOT THIS

>>2912851
Yeah, and he's a big Corbin mark.

Corbin dressing like a 15 year old lmao

corbin should glue studs to his briefcase

1. 2nd Altuve
2. RF Betts
3. CF Trout
4. 1st Votto
5. 3rd Arenado
6. SS Simmons
7. LF Gardner
8. C Posey
9. P Kershaw

How do you score on this team?

>Shinsuke "Charisma Vacuum" Nakamura
>Balding Corbin

Explain yourselves, Smackdownies

>>2912784
mostAmericans hate the 'rah rah YOO ESSAY' drivel just as much as you do. Patriotism here is not what it used to be in say late 2001.

>>2912834
>Dumb Donald, you're a Nobody!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EikoWItesz8

YEEES

>>2912842
I don't like Corbin but he's a better choice for champ than the 2 fucks in the main event

How do Nip wrestlers communicate in the ring with white men if they don't speak English? How do they tell them what to do?

>>2912829

No, as usual, they've put the entire SD Women's roster in a blender match. Again.

Look forward to Becky getting 2mins of offense in, Charlotte doing nice moonsaults, Tamina doing One Thing...etc

>>2912842
Only thing I predicted correctly: Orton wins, Corbin cashes in

anyone updating the picks

>>2912866
If that happens i'll nut on a pic of Mahal

>>2912856
He went to bed.

>Motorcycle sounds in intro music
>Doesnt come in with a bike

>>ORBIN

the hell's this gook doing

HEY SHINSUKE

>>2912872
Blitzball?

Shinsuke had a stroke there.

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Is this worth watching?

>>2912799
please come back

>>2912872
Hitting Votto with a Stone Cold Stunner would work desu

>>2912887
thanks for all you do for retarded children john

>>2912887
beating you at summerslam

I like the bit in the match when Nakamura kicks people

oh wait... no I don't

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People still watch WWE in the year 2017

>Corbin screaming 'You think I'm afraid of you?!?" in that shirt

kek

>>2912889
kek

>>2912880
Unfortunately Lana realized her gear showed off her vag and started wearing gear with more coverage.

>>2912887
BMJ

>>2912887
So how deep are you burying RuRu tonight?

>>2912887

WORD LIFE HEEL TURN CONFIRMED

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>>2912863
Big Breakfast

>>2912887

All i see is a blank post here, what gives?

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new undertaker


and corbin

WTF I LOVE GOOKS NOW

>>2912887
I can't see this post

>>2912791
10/10

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>>2912891
fuck no

>>2912906
>>2912909
Dead meme

>>2912887
He's disrespecting America, John.

>>2912887
Taking the US Championship off you at Summerslam

anyone else unironically like corbin?

>>2912891
1st half of both seasons.

Just read the story for the latter stages of the first season.

Pacing is all over the place after the first halves.

>>2912905
(puke)

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HEY HIROSHIMA

>>2912891
Watch it a couple months ago. It wasn't worth it. Save yourself some time and just go fap to the girls.

>>2912905
>chipz for breakfast and only 1 sausage

>>2912891
It's a meme show don't listen to what others say

>>2912905
Nobody should be eating this unless you are a British coal miner.

At least they have the sense to make Baron Corbin wear a shirt now.

>>2912916

He's a little too green for me atm

is corbin as weak as cass or can he do power moves

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>>2912751
it was a house show meme

>>2912872
Just be the Cardinals in the playoffs and hit singers off of Kershaw

corbin is so shit

>>2912891
First season is pretty good.
Second season gets REALLY rapey.

>>2912926
Corbin is better than Big Cass. Not that is much of an accomplishment.

>>2912916
His mic skills need to improve beyond "Hey...shutup...I'll beat you up."

>>2912852
because UFC is more popular than wrestling and the general public knows how painful submissions actually are

>>2912891
Only good thing out of this trash is all the Asuna porn

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>>2912905
>chips

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>He's fought big guys

>>2912935
Despicable me is a good movie

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>>2912928
BASED TEAM ICONIC

WHERE IS HARPER?

YOU SUCK CORBIN

Nakamura completely lost all of his allure.

>>2912936
of course you'd say that

>>2912935
>>2912936
perfect

DUMMIES

>HEY, AUDIENCE

>YOU SUCK CORBIN

lel

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>>2912915

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>dad walks in
>sees two men hugging in the middle of the ring for a solid minute
>looks at me slowly
>starts laughing

THANKS YOU FOR FUCKING NOTHING CORBIN YOU BALDING FAGGOT

>>2912898
NJPWdweeb seething

>>2912935
>>2912936

brilliant

>>2912636
Fuck you /tv/.

Did Corbin just say "dummies?"

could he be more obvious calling spots?

SMARK DUMMIES BTFO

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>>2912919
It's Hiroshi

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Give Open Window Maniac a push

DUMMIES

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HEY SHELLY
SHUT UP

THIS MATCH IS DAMN NEAR A PISSBREAK GODDAMN SHINSUKE

>Dummies

>I'm doing pretty good dummies
Crowd btfo. Can they even recover?

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>>2912905

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>dummies

HEY DUMMIES

DUMMIES

/asp/ are a bunch of dummies

>>2912936
How are you posting during your match?

what did corbin say?

>>2912878
>being this wrong
Jinder is god tier and is literally saving the main event scene

>nakamura fought Brock in Japan
>JBL I don't think nakamura has fought anyone with the striking power of Corbin

What did he mean by this?

>>2912947
Can't wait til the main writers get a hold of Asuka and Kairi.

>>2912963
kek

I'M DOIN PRETTY GOOD, DUMMIES

why do all wwe faces except cena have to be weak as fuck?

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HEY DUMMIES

>>2912979
>>2912979
>>2912979
>>2912979

>I'm doing all right dummies

Best heel, or GOAT heel?

Are they all doing bear hugs to honor Bruno's passing?

>STEALING ELI DRAKES GIMMICK

FUCK YOU BARON

this match STINKS

>>2912887
Waiting for you to kill him

>>2912799
Kys faggot

>>2912977
That's what Minions are for.

>>2912939
>Asuna
>Not Suguha's Suguhas

World
Wresthold
Entertainment

>>2912891
Hell no to the first season, and half of the second one.

>>2912954
"Dad, it's not a show of affection. It's a devastating, bone-crushing bearhug that severely constricts one's breathing. Bruno Sammartino used it to great effect during his record WWWF Championship run."

>>2912881
>orton wins
>corbin cashes in
>orton is in the wwe title picture AGAIN
wew fucking lad

>>2912943
>Pointing where their careers will go after being called up

>>2912965
Based
Should I tap out of this PPV early to watch today's epsiode? Last week's was based.

>>2912954
Glad to see this meme still runs on gamethreads
/sp/ says hi

>>2912965
Underrated

>>2912933
>Second season gets REALLY rapey.
I don't remember anything along that.
>Sniper girl and sword guy in a cave for 3 or so episodes, lots of sniper girl butt
>Some girl dies of cancer or something
>Daddy! Daddy! Fucking annoying fariy.
All I remember.

>>2912916
I love him. Fite me aspies

>>2912891
>anime
no

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>>2913029
I've done that for every ppv since season 3 started. It's too good to put off.

Bonafide slobber knocker

>>2912916
Yeah, I do

>>2913066
>Why the fuck did Shinsuke not just say "No way, fuck that, I'm not a rockstar."?
>Implying he knows english