OFFICIAL BATTLEGROUND PRESHOW THREAD

>de gay

THE ULIMATE THRILL RIDE

GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT

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hope Renee is in something sexy

>Starts with a commercial

We're in for a long night, boys

>>2911736
Final bet on who's Gay Cops are facing

Woo hoo, smackchads!!! ppv hasn't started, but we've already beaten Great Testicles of Fire!

Feels good man :)

What snacks you got

>cookies and mini cheddars

>>2911756
Rowan & Harper

>>2911749
CUZ I'M READY TO WIPE!

How come the place is so empty?

So we're all going to be drunk to make it through the night, right? Why do I stay up for this shit?

>King Lawler
>David Otunga
>Sam the jew
Vince is determined to gut Smackdown isn't he

>>2911752
>Renee Old

>those seats
J U S T

>>2911759
Hopefully with a new gimmick though (no offense to the redneck greats like Skinner)

>tfw making rolled chicken tacos during the pre show for dinner

Also, the betting odds for this event have been jumping all over the place the last few days

Renee Young looking like absolute shit again. White women age worse than cum in the sun.

>>2911756
Wyatt Family or Authors of Pain

They replace Dashabot with Kaylabot?

WTF WHERE IS BASED CHARLES

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>>2911736

>mfw Tye Dillinger, Adrien English, Bo Dallas, Curt Axel and Handsome Rusev are all getting exposure and PPV paydays

did he just fucking DAB!?

>this is awesome
Extreme cringe

>>2911774
Dancing gimmick?

Renee looking good tonight boys. found something to do with her long hair that works alright

This is going to be a night of shit finishes lads, sit tight and liquor up for shitposting

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr apple sauce!

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>>2911793
There hasn't even been a match or anything. What happened to the fans? Is it autism?

>Kayla Braxton
WHERE IS OUR FOOT QUEEN

>>2911802
She's got extensions, it's not real.

whos in the kickoff match again?

>>2911812
I know, but when she just lets it down it doesn't look good. idk why she keeps them in though. short is better on her

>>2911813
Disco Inferno vs Norman Smiley

The fuck is wrong with the audio

>there are literally retards in this thread RIGHT NOW that picked rusev in their prediction even though this is John Cena's return PPV match

LMAO

wish they didnt burry my nigga Rusev tho

oh boy the USA vs the mighty nation of bulgaria, known for being the USA's biggest adversary in history

fucking cringe

>>2911826
I picked Cena, so he'll lose. That's normally how it goes.

>>2911813
Chris Benoit vs His wife vs His kid in an enclosed pool area match.

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who here /WOOWOOWOO/

>>2911825
Poorly mixed lead in

>>2911830
YOU

THE BAG BLEW BY

>>2911826
he needs a rematch for summerslam

>this fucking cringeworthy nationalistic muh USA bullshit.

>it's a CENAWINSLOL ppv
Great to be back in 2010

Why is Renee dressed as Chris Jericho?

You're Canadian Renee for fuck's sake.

>Never forget Cena mentioned 9/11 in his promo, even though Bulgarian troops were vital in taking down the Taliban.

my god, the state of this fucking preshow : otunga, roberts, lawler

JUST

>Canadian
>USA chants

I cant take Cena seriously with those colors

fuck this i'm going back to watching old wrestling vids instead

Rate Sammy Branmuffin's hair out of 10

>Summerslam is on my birthday

At least I'll be doing something on my birthday for a change.

>>2911851
Literally looks like the kike out of Family Guy.

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NO FUCKING CHILL!

>>2911852
Happy birthday senpai

>>2911851
It looks better, he clipped the sides and reduced the volume. Still looks stupid though, 4/10 from 2/10.

I might buy a Jinder Mahal shirt because I fucking hate Orton and actually want him to win this feud.

>>2911736

>The state of Sam Roberts hair

Naomi is the worst champion of all time.

>Production team can't even make Naomi sound good

These white shitlords culturally appropriating Jinder's culture.

>mella
muh

dic

WHATEVER IT TAKES!
What are the chances our girl Becks wins it, lads?

>>2911864

Yeah, everything about her screams jobber.

jesus didn't anyone see the crowd literally the state of JUST

They're chanting women's wrestling...

Id let Carmella shit in my mouth.

HOLY FUCKING YUM

>women's Wrestling chant

Cringadelphia needs to be nuked.

>Crowd chanting Let's Go Ellsworth
Based Philly

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Is there any precedent for whether or not Money In The Bank holders can also hold a title belt?

someone better flnna turn down the crowd mics cant hear mella

CASH IT IN

This women division is complete trash

>>2911875
She has the look that she's into scat and piss, probably also getting throatfucked until she pukes too.

CROWD BTFO BY CARMELLA

Going to have this shitty PPV on with no volume unless there are gay cops, Phish MSG concert streaming since it's going to be 20X better than this bullshit, shitposting here, got some weed and some shitty whisky, should be a comfy night. I'd post on some Phish forums but they are even more autistic than you faggots.

Based Big Hog getting the hugest reactions when he isn't even there

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Prediction: this will be the worst PPV of the year

>>2911878
It's ironic you dumb fuck. Are you listening to the other chants?

TELL THOSE SMARKS TO SHUT THEIR MOUTHS

Lol the chants

I want Carmilla to sit on my dick

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>>2911887
>He likes Phish
lmao

she is so fuckign hot

HOLY SHIT CARMELLA IS THE GOAT

Carmella is GOAT

So the MITB case is pink? I thought it was mint colored before for some reason.

Is Mella the best heel women's wrestling has ever had?

I BET THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK CHANTING BROWSE /ASP/

Where's the Stream?

AND HOT

>>2911892
>Great Balls of Fire

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EDRONES EXPLAIN THIS CREATURE TO ME NOW

JERRY ONLY AGREED WITH CARMELLA BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE COULD GET TO FUCK HER

Haven't watched the wrasslin' since Stone Cold. Can someone tell me why Art fucking Garfunkel is on my screen?

>>2911908
>not being able to afford $9.99/month

>>2911905
Looks white with green font to me

>>2911908
Network.wwe.com ;^)

Carmuh dick!!!

>>2911907
Someone should chant "HAVE SEX" or "SEETHING" so we'll know

>>2911914
Vince loves jews

>>2911914

He's what happens when a smark is successful and gets money.

>>2911914
(((neopotism)))

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>>2911892
Fastlane was really bad though.

>>2911916
Just a question, why of all times did you choose now to come back?

>>2911911
Nice digits, but GBOF was fucking amazing and you're retarded if you think otherwise.

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>>2911908
taima.tv

AJ IS A FUCKING MANLET

>>2911931
I've been drinking and listening to a lot of Jim Cornette podcasts.

>not throwing from the mound

SMACKKEKS BTFO

>>2911911
nah, the last 2 matches were kino

The fuck

AJ makes a great US Champ. Corbin would too, as they both hate chingalings.

>>2911915
THE MISFITS ARE HERE????

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>aj throw

What are those red marks on Renae's chest

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>Red spots on Renee's chest

>>2911908
nigga go to youtube for preshow

>>2911914
His dad was on the road a lot so his mom fucked an eggplant, they don't have the heart to tell him.

>>2911947
Allergic reaction to alcohol (happens to some alcoholics, their skin gets red and blotchy)

Regretting putting Styles over Owens now on my predictions

>>2911933
2 911s back to back, just like when the towers fell

Owens is bald with hair

I love that the WWE 2k games are realistic in the awkward silence department.

Is Styles a heel and Owens the babyface now? I'm so confused.

>>2911897
Their tour thus far this summer is better than anything any other live musicians in the world are doing currently tbqh family.

FATMAN BTFO

KEVIN HEAVY BREATHING IS GETTING ME REALLY HARD

Owens has new "New Face of America" shirt.... winning the title back is confirmed.

>>2911963
Other way around, Kevin is still heel

W H Y I S I T S O Q U I E T ?

>>2911962
why don't you go over to the fuck off department

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>>2911948

>>2911970
Styles was an absolute dick tho.

KOs WOAT promo in progress

AMERICANS BTFO

Americans btfo

USA BTFO

Renee looks like she has some sunburn, they put coverup all over her face and neck and stopped at her upper chest.

>>2911976
what?

>>2911978
Styles is always a dick, so sis Randy who committed arson in the woods and plotted a terrorist plot on live TV

>>2911969
I saw that as well and am now doubting picking AJ.

Who the fuck is this kike on the panel?

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>>2911752

>>2911736
Airing here http://synchtube.ru/r/cozytube

>Canadians
>masculine individuals

AMERIFATS CONFIRMED NOT REAL MEN

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>>2911977
Yum.

>>2911977
I'd love to poor boose down her naked boobs as she straddles me like Elisabeth Shut in Leaving Las Vegas.

why is carrot top on the panel?

>>2911917
No one should pay a dime for this shit tier entertainment.

>>2911978
Yeah I know, but AJ as a face has always been a dick

>>2911989
We gotta have faith in Big Match AJ.

>>2911995
Americans have Justin Roberts.

>>2911990

Samuel Robertstein

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>Otanga near any microphone

for what purpose?

>>2911988
Tweeners are fucking awful. I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.

Crowd seems fun tonight..you guys think it'll hold up throughout or will the preshow marks run outta steam?

When will Maria start showing her booty again

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Why the fuck is every heel in this PPV anti American?

>>2911987
you can read, report immediately to the Fuck Off Department

THIS THE PINNACLE OF ENTERTAINMENT

>WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ADVERTISE THE NETWORK TO ME WHEN I'M WATCHING THIS ON THE NETWORK?

Talking Smack returns tonight!

>>2912013
Run outta steam. Too bad too, they had potential.

>>2912019
Yes, this. I need some more leaks, I know they're out there, she ain't prude.

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>>2912013
They won't have anything to chant other than "THIS IS AWFUL"

Is he wearing a onesie?

>>2912025
It's also on YouTube

>>2912020
Because the WWE is creatively bankrupt, and has to rely on tired old tropes.

>>2912020
only the usos are the only heels without the gimmick tonight. or are the womyn wrestling again?

>>2912025
Because the pre-show is on youtube, facebook, twitter, pintrest, tout and whatever else.

I just reported /woo/'s stream to the better business bureau.

>prettyreigns

THE CITY OF E-DRONES

>>2912038
the women are """""""wrestling""""""""" in the 20th fatal five way. Not to mention Lana is a russian anti american heel

>>2912013
i don't think there's been one preshow in history where a couple drunk chadbros don't walk by and start yelling in the background
that said it is philly and philly folks are known for a special kind of bacchanalian faggotry

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>>2912020
Because muh America

>prettyReigns

Maria my wife

>>2912026
I hope they talk about how fucked up cancelling them was.

Who is that cutie interviewing them?

>you can make out Maria's nipples through her dress

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>Maria

What went wrong?

This is so

B A D
A
D

why do they try and make these gym bunnies do acting roles?

"real questions"

>>2912040
>>2912034
I know that, but they done it during the main show during GBoF too.

>>2912056
Kayla Braxton from NXT

I fucked Maria after a ROH show... AMA

>>2912053
they won't, they put one of major company shills on hosting

>that interview girl's feet
MUH dick

I DONT NEED LUCK I HAVE LOVE THAT TERRORIST SAMI DOESNT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT KIND OF POWER IS

A wrestler trading on the name of his broad. Working well for Marc Mero. Fuck me.

>>2912022
no u

>>2912057
Her nipples are amazing. Fuck the playboy spread she did a while back, have a look at the movie "The Opposite Sex" she has only one scene in it and it features her amazing tits

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Okay boys, here's how it looks so far, 204 people in tonight. I'm going to head off to bed when the kick off match starts so I will need someone to cover for me. Get those last minute predictions in NOW!

>>2907097
>>2907097
>>2907097

The fuck is Kanellis wearing? Has he been wearing that on Smackdown?

Jerry please

>>2912025
>I posted it again!

>>2912065
Stop browsing /asp/ Phil

>>2912020
Vince

>>2912062
Maybe for people watching on PPV, at a bar, at a friend's house or whatever.

I like how Maria and Mike are acting like pricks towards this interviewer, when literally 30 seconds before they had cut to them while they were being miked up and you could see them all sitting there laughing and joking together. WWE really doesn't give a shit about making itself look in any way legitimate does it.

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Where's best girl?

>>2912065
Are her tits real?

Based Lawler redpilling the whole WWE universe

fucking hell jerry

Womens Fatal Five way!?
I wish they would have done this last smack ppv.
:/

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>>2912087
She's on Raw

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>>2912089
mfw he apologizes tomorrow

>>2912090
>>2912089
What did he say?

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>>2912087
>>2912096
>girl
>she

>>2912087
Post more pics

Aiden looked like he's about to suck that microphone like a dick

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Do you hate him?

>>2912096
sadly

WE /MU/ NOW

I prefer Aiden English solo over the Vaudevillains.

>>2912101
That it was impossible for 6 million jews to be exterminated by the Nazis

>those fucking pants

absolutely fucking based

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>>2912103
>still forcing this meme

Kill yourself.

>>2912106
Consistently steals the show - literally turning off after this segment

B A S E D
E N G L I S H

If English wins here... about 98% of the Predictions will be wiped out!!

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>>2912093

>>2912106
No I just wish he could sing just a little better if he was gonna have that gimmick

I like Tye's theme

wait, Aiden English isn't actually English?

And this has turned into some fucking cringey Simon Cowell show?

>>2912120
Drama King + Drifter team-up when?

>bore dillinger

God he screams "mid 2000's jobber" to me.

Dat outfit tho

>Karl Gotch reference

JBL SHOOTING LADS

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>>2912117
WHEN English wins here. Vince isn't letting meme man go over Eddie Guerrero Jr.

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>Aiden will never team up Elias and put on a 5 star concert

>that outfit
Supreme cringe

>le 10 faggot

Gavin Spears sucks.

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And here you guys go, the final standings. Literally just one guy snuck his preditions in last minute. Good luck to all of you and good night.

okay lads, I have only watched Wrestlemania and Royal Rumbles the last three years or so. Nothing else.


When did WWE get so fucking queer?

It has gone fruity as fuck. Everyone looks like a fucking hairdresser.

>Some fuck that can't sing, and some jabroni that likes the number 20 for no discernable reason.

Great characters you've got there WWE

THE PERFECT DARK MATCH

This dickhead is going to get squashed

ENGLISH GOT TO FINISH HIS SONG
CONFIRMED WIN

>>2912126
>tfw no spicy flamenco entrance since gay cops use a mix

>>2912103
end this meme already

This is the what, 5th time we have seen this?

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>>2912106
>>2912120
he needs some more alliteration in his intro.

The Aristotle of assault

English has the Ferris Bueller painting on his tights
wtf i love aiden now

>>2912141
>that can't sing
Fuck you

>>2912126
The Drifter Kangz

>>2912151
>The Mozart of Melody
the fuck does that even mean? Isn't Mozart the Mozart of Melody?

>TYLER DILLINGER

JBL, 2017

These pair of fucks are the sort of assholes you'd expect to see in about 1992 already in the ring without an entrance before someone like Vader came down and squashed them in 20 seconds.

Holy fuck guys never thought I'd see a majority of the arena blacked out for a PPV in a smark crowd like Philly.

I'll be honest.
I have the Aiden English hair line.
How fucked am I?

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>vs. John Cena

When the fuck did this happen? I thought it was just Hardbody Mahal vs Boreton.

>>2912154
They will do black face and go back to classical music entrance

>>2912155

Your average WWE fan isn't going to know this

>>2912155
Not anymore.

>>2912160
shave your head and grow a goatee

The guy who inspired English's tights can draw better crowds than he can

>British crappers
BONGZ BTFO

the fuck is up with tye's weird spiky ponytail

>>2912163
*you're

English is unironically my goal body

>>2912160
Shave it once you think it's noticable. I had to start shaving my head at 28. Now I'm totally bald on top.

>they are literally recycling feuds and storylines

It's like I'm watching WM31 again without the hype.

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>commercials for the WWE Network during a PPV on the WWE Network
Literally why do they do this?

>>2912170
>you are average WWE fan isn't going to know this

what?

>>2912151
the Picasso of Pain
the Monet of Mayhem

what's the attendance number? i see lots of dark spots tarped

Today I learned that /wooo/ has a more autistic chat than /asp/, it's no wonder they flocked here.

>>2912175

every fucking time

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this is so cringe compared to g1 matches

>>2912175
I thought your gimmick was asking how they make the ropes purple.

Also, that long haired faggot is in the front row yet again with his mom.

>>2912173
except this time Cena will turn into a huge bully and Rusev will become Raven

>>2912155

The Haydn of Hatred.

>>2912138
Imagine if English actually wins

>Aiden's hairline

Crazy scientis gimmick when?

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>mfw Dillenger is the "10" guy
Fuck, I don't know enough about the Smack roster. Had I known that, I would have picked him to win the match. Looks like I'm getting eliminated in the first round again. Fuck.

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>>2912183
small baller pls go

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>running a commercial for Battleground

>during the Battleground preshow match

>>2912183
That is not what he is saying.

Can I still get in of the predictions

>>2912141
nigga Dillinger likes the word 10 because he calls himself the Perfect 10. Like a rating. 10/10. Get it?

>>2912183
You have to go back.

>>2912175
The same reason CAble providers advertise their own services on their on network

Its to spread their name to people who may be watching at non-home locations (Restaurants, Bars, Hospitals, Stores).

WWE advertises the network because this is the free shit on youtube, they want more people to subscribe.

>>2912175
WWE is one of the largest companies that pays to advertise for WWE.

The more you know.

>>2912186
What about me? What about Rusev?

>>2912183
Then watch G1 instead of this

>>2912195
No they are closed since the first match started.

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>>2912184

They used LEDs embedded in the ropes.

t. Dad works for WWE.

>>2912199

>>2912199

>>2912199

>>2912199

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>>2912138
>people really for English

BIG BALLER BRAND HAS BEEN SPOTTED ENTERING THE ARENA

>>2912196
Wow, how very inventive of him, I'm sure he'll draw plenty of dimes with that gimmick.

>the 10's
mfw WWE is trying to meme like the seashawks and the 12s

>>2912193
>I posted it again!

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English is having an autistic fit in the ring

OUR GUY

Damn

10 star match!

BASED

A hyper-emotional wrestler could be an interesting character but they ruin it with the singing.
Why do they do this?

PREDICTIONS BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!

RIP predictions

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BASED

BASED ENGLISH WINNING

And so begins the English Empire!

>>2912238
>>2912240
Not for some of us!

That's why it was a dark match.

>>2912238
25 people remain I think

PREDICTIONS BTFO

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>getting BTFO in the preshow match again

MAHARAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2912254
Fuck you sideways

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why doesnt he have the burger king hat anymore?

Great, I wanted to be put out before the show even starts

>>2912191
OH FUCK BASED ENGLISH! HAHAHAHAHHAAHA

>>2912271
>Burger king hat
Kek

SAM ROBERTS IS BALD

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>>2912271
trump king now

>>2911749

CAUSE IM READY TO GO GO GO GO

Jinder Mahal was born in like Ohio, right?

whens this shekel shill going to kill himself

>>2911827
there's no way they're doing the russia angle again especially with the current political climate

>>2912303
Calgary

>Steel-reinforced Bamboo
Nice oxymoron

>>2912318
No wonder he can't speak English then

I bet the Shing brothers will be hiding under canvas so Jinder and Jobber Orton can have an """interesting"""" match

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>>2912300
>CAUSE IM READY TO GO GO GO GO
I'll never get that fucking song out of my head

>>2912328
How is it an oxymoron? It's bamboo with steel inside the hollow part.

>>2912346

Kek McMahon magic

>>2912346
let me help you

OHHHH WRITTEN IN THE STARS
A MILLION MILES AWAY

THIS IS THE SAME ADVERT

>>2912372
A MILION MILES AWAY
A MESSAGE TO THE MAIN
OH

New Day lose, because y'know, the Bushwhackers.