You hear that, /asp/?

>>2909587
>Le Meltz backhand slapping E-drones who don't watch based 6-star NJPW

What's going on this week?

>>2909598
Punjabi Prison match

>>2909587
He is beyond pathetic at this point. Benoit himself.

>>2909587
>3 more weeks of g1
>with 5 dates a week

the vast majority of people who watch wrestling watch it for the stories and the characters

Dave watches it for the in ring product only, which is what he likes so fair enough

But he doesn't seem to realise in ring work doesn't draw a dime, Okada and Omega had a 6 star match in a half empty building ffs

>>2909598
Like 5 days of G1 and big BJW, DDT, AJPW and DG shows

>>2909604
Dave gave Punk v Cena 5* on story alone. Reading is your friend. And to say Omega v Okada didn't have a story is fucking stupid.

>>2909604
>WWE
>Wrestling

>>2909604
Great stories like Son of kurt angle Jason Jordan and characters like the Demon kang

>>2909606
Literally no one gives a fuck about any of this.

>>2909617
And that's why he feels bad for them, keep up

>>2909615
Meanwhile in New Japan.. a cat was murdered and it got over.
RIP Daryl.

>>2909617
this >>2909620

>>2909617
Dave's autism is showing.

>>2909620
So Dave feels bad that people have things to do besides watch hundreds of hours of wrestling every week? That's interesting.

>>2909636
He literally wrote wrestling fans in his tweet you moron, if they have time for 8 hours of shitty WWE programming they have time for other stuff

Realizing it is one thing, having time to watch it all another...

>>2909642
All wrestling fans watch 8 hours of WWE?

>>2909604
>Dave watches it for the in ring product only,

source: your ass

>>2909651
I have heard people who know Dave say that when they used to watch wrestling together Dave was only interested in being shown 4-star matches.

I'm still catching up with G1. I'm on day 4.

But le Meltz is right, great weekend for a wrestling fan.

>>2909646
If you have this little amount of free time watching WWE is probably the most unoptimal wrestling to waste your time on lmao

>>2909659
Way to prove me right.

>>2909587
Who care's about Dave's dick? His dick isn't as cool as mine.

>>2909604
> in ring product only

Completely false and many times disproved.

>>2909604
>But he doesn't seem to realise in ring work doesn't draw a dime
Yeah, that's why AJ got over in a few weeks...because his promos and his character are so great.

>>2909617
Dave does, so you are literally wrong about this.

>>2909646
>>2909661

>watching WWE

Why? The stories suck ass and the ring work is subpar at best.

Woo watch the McMahons be dicks as usual. So fun!

>>2909742
I haven't bothered with WWE in a while mate, they managed to make me not give a fuck about Chris Hero which is quite a feat

>8 hours of wwe programming
can you imagine setting time aside for that especially when the G1 has been running almost daily? I'm binging through the g1 climax and fuck me it's awesome. i couldn't give less a shit that battleground will be on

>>2909693
He got over with an audience that they dwindled down to nothing but hardcores after they ran everyone away for nearly two decades.

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>>2909763
>looking for nonsensical excuses after being proven wrong.

Austin's rise also began with great matches like that at WM 13.

>>2909678
You all really should recognize the coolness of my dick.
First had it sucked at the ripe old age of 3.
Sure it was by an older boy, and I didn't know what was happening until all of a sudden I felt a big tickle, but that's 26 years of blowjob xp

>>2909796
>>2909796
>Austin's rise also began with great matches like that at WM 13.

no it didn't

Austin got over doing promos like this in 96

https://youtu.be/vlS8h6NyoTo

>>2909587
Based big dave hyped for poopjoby prison too

>>2909801
He said himself that he needed those great matches with Bret, to really make it to the top.

>>2909801
Why do people say the Rock was a better talker than Austin? It's simply not true.

>>2909587
How much do NJPW pay him to shill this hard?
Christ melts, at least give the illusion of impartiality. Even Fox News are more convincing.

>>2909763
>le only hardcores are in the audience now meme

Explains all those kids and women in Cena merchandise

>>2909979
>kids and women can't be loser smarks

>>2909967
>opinion I don't like
>better call him a paid shill

>>2909981
>wearing Cena merch

>>2909613
>in story alone

On in ring story. That anon was talking about out of ring story.

>>2909587
What's the list of shows he's talking about?

>>2909604
>Dave watches it only for in ring work only
But that's blatantly wrong.

>>2909606
>AJPW

Anyone know what the card is going to be?

>>2910091
I feel like he's mostly just talking about the G1 shows but there's also these >>2909606

>>2910113
pretty sure this is it https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=179870&page=2

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>>2910117
>Shuji Ishikawa (c) vs. Suwama

Holy fucking yum

>>2910121
Where did you find the card?

>>2910154
the post above mate

>>2909587

Dave doesn't even clarify what he's talking about and works the WWEfags. Dave might just be the best heel going right now.