Big Man Brennan is moving up in the world.
>>2908219
>>2908226
>>2908229
Used to be in the NFL. Was drafted to play for the Texans but was injured during practice. Happened to now Booker T, who put in a good word for him.
>>2908240
Also an massive weeb and once swept the entirety of /vp/ with a Honcrow.
What's the gimmick
>>2908249
He's basically a mid-boss in a beat-em-up.
>>2908249
HEY WHITE BOI
What's the name of the group?
I really fucking hope he can keep his twitter name the same when he starts showing up on TV, so the NXT twitter has to go "And @GREATBLACKOTAKU is on fire against @roderickstrong!"
>>2908268
We don't know yet, but a lot of people are speculating it's THE CHAIN GANG.
>>2908268
They're going to try and relive the glory of 3-minute warning. These guys here? 3 Man Chainbang
UNIT 01
>>2908245
Based. I'm definitely pulling for this guy.
>>2908294
now the hexagons make sense
>>2908219
gangsta cyberpunk? hood cyborg?
His attire from about a year ago when he wrestled with Booker T's indie promotion.
>>2908288
Oh wait a sec is that the Ealy Brothers with him?
legion of coon
Put him on nxt and i'll start watching again.
>>2908321
kek'd
>>2908219
NXT is for manle-
>>2908320
Yep. Triple tag-team.
>Liberally has everything /asp/ loves in a wrestler
>Is a weeb and a mark of the business
we where so close to achieving the perfect next face of the company, so close, too bad he had to be a nu-male cuck nerd, where are all the real men?
>>2908219
>Better Woolie has a black Zubaz themed stable
>>2908268
3 chainz
>>2908249
Hakim "The Machine" Alston?
He regularly makes appearances on up up down down. https://youtu.be/0y5eKR0Q31g
I can see this dude doing really well. He's a huge fan, a huge guy, charismatic and has the look.
If they work with him to find a character that works he can definitely get over.
Which one is the weeb?
>>2908434
Center. Left and right are the Ealy Brothers.
>>2908219
Hopefully he can talk because the Ealy Brothers definitely need a mouthpiece
>>2908441
He's above average. Maybe Seth/Dolph tier.
Great, even more shit tier token black wrestlers who will go nowhere fast
Man, I remember this nigga posting on /sp/, even confirmed so on twitter. Pretty sure I recall him him saying if the NFL didn't work out, he'd get into pro wrestling.
Good for him, hope he makes it.
>>2908474
He's actually amazing for a rookie. He works really well for a big guy, can talk, total mark, has the look. And he's only been in the biz for 2 years.
>>2908219
Hello Brennan!
>>2908494
found the reifag
>>2908541
kys
>>2908485
being a total mark is not a good thing
>>2908485
Got hotshotted for being Jacqueline's kid. Nepotism is the only driving force in this industry that never fails.
>>2908219
guys on the side look like oversized Usher clones
>>2908541
>asuka
wtf i hate weeb nig now
>>2909399
>Usher
came in to say this