/asp/ Predicts... WWE Battleground '17

I can predict it's gonna be a shitty show , not being a psychic or some shit , I just see WWE

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>>2907097
I predict vince givin away tickets at a 75% discount and still not fillin' up ta half capacity

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>>2907097
Once again pushing for an "I don't fucking care" option for those of us who don't give a fuck about Women's "wrestling"

>>2907142
Then you instantly lose and don't get a clean sweep.

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>>2907154
Have separate categories for us lads that don't keep up with that nonsense. We'll work it out

So, who's going to be that one guy who chooses Rusev?

>>2907191
Already been 3.

>>2907191
Cena has to over come the odds at Summerslam. Where have you been?

>>2907097
Your bump sir.
Does anyone think Rusev will win?

>>2907142
Then make a quiz yourself you dolt.

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courtesy

>>2907097

This is the easiest card to predict that we've had in quite some time

Although I'm hoping that Mike Kanellis is the first in a complete burial for life threatening injury man

voted. all faces except for the jap are gonna sweep

>>2907142
having those 5 way matches separates the elite pickers from the boys

>>2907097
Excitement is only really a 6/10, we'll see. AJ vs. KO should be pretty damn good though.

>>2907097
English beats Dillenger
Cuck man beats Sami
New Days beat Usos
Nakamura beats Corbin
Lana wins the womens match
Rusev beats John Chena
Owens gets the belt back
Mahal beats Orton

nickname: newnip

Dillinger def. English
Mike Cucknellis def. Zayn
Usos def. New Day
Charlotte wins 5-way
KO def. AJ - NEW CHAMP
Rusev def. Cena
Nakamura def. Corbin
Mahal def. Orton

Pre bed bump.

If the fucking new day wins...

>Aiden English vs Tye Dillinger
Tye loses this to justify not using him at Summerslam. Also a couple of faces have to lose so that the crowds pops big when Cena wins.
>Sami Zayn vs Mike Kanellis
Continuing to build towards the Cena victory, Zayn has to lose this match. Typical interfering wife stuff, very reminiscent of any time Zayn fought Miz.
>Usos vs New Day
Usos win, continuing the heel dominance. This match is more lighthearted for the audience because of the New Day's antics.
>Nakamura vs Corbin
This is the true knife to the heart for the audience. Corbin gets to look like a strong MitB holder and Nakamura can get his fanbase riled up and vocal just in time for Summerslam season.
>Cena vs Rusev
And then in rides Cena to save the day. Rusev and Cena have worked together a lot so it's a safe bet this will be a good match and Rusev might come out of this with a rebuffed power level. Cena wins and is the big American hero and he decides to join commentary for Styles vs Owens.
>Styles vs Owens
Cena is great at putting over guys while on commentary and he helps makes sure this match gets called properly and feels as hype as it deserves to feel. Styles and Owens drop another banger on the WWE universe. If you aren't excited to see the two most gifted wrestlers on the roster do battle than fuck you. Owens doesn't turn face, buy Styles turns heel and wins via a dirty countout before beating down Owens and walking away from Cena
>Flair vs Lynch vs Natalya vs Tamina vs Lana
Lynch gets eliminated first by Tamina. Lana gets eliminated by Natalya. Tamina gets eliminated by Charlotte. Natalya gets eliminated by Charlotte.
>Mahal vs Orton
Mahal wins dirty with a low blow. Corbin comes out to tease a cash-in. Singh Brothers try to block Corbin but he beats them up. A tired Mahal retreats back into the prison where the viper strikes with a vintage RKO.

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Bumperino

>Jannettye
>Cucknellis
>New Day
>Tamina
>BMAJ
>Rusev
>Nakamura (By DQ)
>Corbin Cash In (But I put Jinder as the winner, since OP didn't have the sense to put in the idea.)

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>>2907142
Once again your whining is ignored

Bumpied

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done bump

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This is painful to watch.

bump, I don't like the new layout of surveymonkey btw

Who is fighting Shane at Summerslam?

>>2907097
What the fuck happened to Smackdown's writers? This is the laziest booked PPV for some time.
>uces v new day
rematch
>styles v owens
rematch
>jinder v orton
2nd rematch
>womens clusterfuck
lazy as fuck booking so they didn't have to bother with a storyline.
also booking a #1 contenders match but no title defense at a PPV is just shit.
>cena v rusev
seen this feud 100 times

>>2908942
ellsworth

I predict that it will be shit

>>2909233
Shane probably should win something so he doesn't get a reputation for losing all the time.

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bum

Jesus Christ this card is dreadful

Bump

>>2909230
Road Dogg took over.

Wow this card is pretty stacked. Blows any of the recent NJPW shit I've forced myself to watch out of the water.

Anyway
>Tye
>Cucknelles
>New Day
>Corbin
>Cena
>Styles
>Fridge
>Jinder

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>>2907738
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>>2910249
>Thinking Mahal will beat Orton again(3 times)
Idiots

submited and bumping

pls i want a clean sweep once :(

So, Natalya will win...weird how some claim that would be an "upset" when she is pretty much the lead heel of the division and the champion is a face.

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Get in here, /MachkaBros/

>>2910505

It would be cool, if Cena would have Rusev go over, but they will likely just bury Rusev.

>>2910316
I'm just saying it because I hope that the title at least has enough prestige left in it to not switch hands on a C tier payper view.

>>2910316
That was the original plan though, but that whole Jinder thing isn't working at all, so they will likely kill his run off, either today or at SummerSlam.

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>>2910514
Literally the only reason I think he's going over is because:
>Idk I have hope that because Cena won last time, he might give Rusev the rub this time around.
>Does Cena need to look strong if he can hop brands?

Also, Lana is either pinning Tamina tonight after Tamina lays down and lets her, or vice versa. Naomi is probably going to be guest ref. Carmella's hopefully going to wear those jean shorts.

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>>2910514
>>2910549
Cena's winning, faggots. Unless smark money drops right before the PPV to change things, ugly ruru winning would be the greatest upset in PPV history money wise

>>2910316
I think Corbin will cash in and win at Summerslam. I don't think they'd give Orton the title back for just for a month.

>>2907097
airing here http://synchtube.ru/r/cozytube

>>2907097
I don't feel so good about my odds of clean sweeping this one. That Fatal Five-Way is a pretty volatile element, and I feel like Zayn has an equal chance of winning or losing.

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>>2907142
>>2907163
WAAAAAAHH IM A SNOWFLAKE AND DEMAND YOU CATER TO MY SPECIAL PREFERENCES! LET ME REMIND YOU EVERY THREAD

>>2910316
>Thinking we're getting Jinder-Randy IV at Summerslam
Genius

>not picking handsome Rusev as the GOAT US Champ of the modern era

>>2910505
I'm with you

Big money machka going over

CATTLEGROUND PCISK
PERFET TEEN
MR. MARIA KANELELIS
THE CHAMP THAT RUNS THE GAY COMUNITIY
BORIN CORBINE
NATLAYA
BIG MARCH JON
HTE NEW DYA
JUNGER MAHEAL

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>>2911061
>Thinking Cena is going to put an injured star over on his return feud when this is Cena's return feud too

Courtesy bump

Everyone who picks rusev to win is delusional

Heads up as I won't be watching the PPV with you guys later as... well it looks shit and I would rather watch a little G1. But I will be posting the predictions in the gamethread for your pleasure.

Tye Dillinger
Mike Kanellis
The Usos
Charlotte Flair
AJ Styles
John Cena
Chinky Nakamura
AJ Styles
Jinder Mahal

>>2911409
can you post the updated standings?

>>2911472
I'm putting it together now. Probably going to take awhile because some fucking joker at Survey Monkey fucked with the layout whilst laughing his ass off.

>>2911476
thx family

>>2911409

stone-cold race traitor.

24 minutes left, LAST ATTENDEES!!!

just did my prediction, so bump.

I am Bayley's Rear View, and I just predicted WWE Battleground on /asp/.

Time for my first clean sweep

>>2911732
I think it's pretty easy tonight, would be picking up my second, only things I'm hesitant about are the woman's fiveway and Dillinger/English.

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I fucked my prediction for Great Balls, but I feel I've got Battleground in the bag.

Bump, going for clean sweep number 2

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Forgot this was happening, almost forgot to come look for the thread. Should be another easy sweep though.

Get 'em in now, will starting posting participants in gamethread now.

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>>2908756
kys Spicter

How many of us were BTFO bu Aiden winning on the Kickoff? I know I was.

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And here are the results... that's right, fucking NO ONE won last night. Shout out to Overcoming the Odds though, as he was the only one who got a solid 7 out of 8. If he correctly predicted Owens winning, he would have got it.

>>2916510

its fitting we all lost, for watching such a pile of shit show.

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>>2916510

>there are people who unironically thought Rusev was winning the never forget 9/11 match

>>2917356
Cena needed to over come the odds!! What's he supposed to over come now?!

>>2910480
>So, Natalya will win...weird how some claim that would be an "upset" when she is pretty much the lead heel of the division and the champion is a face.

Told you...

BTW: The finish for AJ vs. Owens was apparently changed like 2 or 3 times yesterday alone. Good to know, they have great long lasting planes they stick to.