*kills your enthusiasm for njpw*

>>2904054
*pops collar*
*bends fingers*
*puts the audience to sleep*

>>2904054
kys neoliberal anti-smark

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>kids watching pro-wrestling for adults

ZSJ is /ourguy/ and will be the IC soon.

>>2904054
*wrestles two motyc in his g1 debut*

>>2904054
His 2 G1 matches were surprisingly great, especially yesterday's match with Ibushi

>>2904567
>surprisingly

pleb.

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>ZSJ's style is BORING, where's MUH MOVEZ!!

>>2904058
OH GOD HE'S GOT TANAHASHI'S BOOT NOT THE BOOT

>>2904575
Those two matches were my first ZSJ matches, and reading the comments on here gave me the impression that he was actually boring, but he proved me otherwise

I don't like this faggot twink but he's put on good matches in New Japetty so far.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7xl4ppTTgE

Most boring wrestler in the world after Asgooka. I wonder what would happen if they had a match

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>>2904624
Based Kana would murder this poofter.

I really hope when he fights Fale he just no sells all his holds

You know he's gonna tap Fale out and we're all gonna be mad about it.

>>2904054
His body makes me fucking sick.

World of sport died for a reason, even Brits know chain wrestling draws no dimes

>>2904655

neckbeards think that MUH SUBMISSION SKILLZ allow someone to submit an opponent who weighs 200 lbs more and is 10 times as strong

which is why strawweights always win open-weight divisions in grappling competitions

>>2904655
Nah, Fale is a no talent faggot. "hurr me tough guy no sell" is just as bad as this twink's meme submissions.

>>2904655
Fale is going to murder this twink and smarks everywhere will be seething

>>2904515
He was carried by both opponents too.

ZSJ is patrician tier. Any one who disses him obviously prefers Vince's kiddy shit.

>>2904655
Fat fuck fail is equally bad

>>2904816
>gets booked almost everywhere possible without the need of a contract
>draws no dimes
oops

>>2905020
LOS

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>>2904913
>>2905021
Based Underboss working the marks.
>Tokyo Pimps 4 Life

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Zack Stalin Jr vs Fale is going to be the sleeper match this year, screencap this.

>>2905087
Holy shit I just realized Zack Bolshevism Jr. vs Fat Fuck Fail will happen

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>>2904645
>Based Kana

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>>2905046
BASED.
Too sweet.

>tfw no ZSJ vs. Suzuki
that match would be 5 snowflakes

I actually enjoyed his match with ibushi. Would have been better if Ibushi got more offence in so it wasn't just *hits finisher once out of nowhere and pins u*