Boogeyman

Because he's a terrible wrestler who only got screen time because Vince thought this silly gimmick was funny while everyone else looked at him in disgust.

I want to go back in time and save Lita from herself

>>2903348
Why what did she do?

>>2903341
If Undertaker ate worms he would have never had any longevity.

They need to make Big E the new Papa Shango. He could make Roman throw up and bleed. It would be awesome

>>2903341
I liked the original plot they had for him, some method actor in over his head and went nuts.
I liked the progression into magical bullshit because it was goofy fun like Taker's lightning and Kane's fire powers.
I think I drew the line at Little Boogeyman because that was getting too ridiculous for me, but that was just me

Nah he was just an awful wrestler.

>>2903341
Because he was a poor wrestler and debuted at the age of 40

>>2903438
he was 30

>>2903376
Crack and every guy on the roster.

>>2903442
No, that's what he said to get on Tough Enough before the truth was discovered
You got worked

>>2903348
maybe you would DELETE her eh anon?


AHAAA YEEES!!

>>2903348
>kickstarted Edge's main event run
Nah thank the lord she's a whore.

>>2903473
>implying Edge was good

>>2903445
He was 30

>>2903477
He wasn't good, he was a heel!!!

>>2903482
I'll fucking slap you

>>2903496
30

>>2903518
yes, 30 times

>>2903341
How great was slutty Lita?

>>2903518
CHECK

>>2903614
She was ok. Edge was a lucky dude but Matt Hardy was even luckier for fucking her early and dodging a bullet, then upgrading to that titcow Reby.

>>2903636
>black hair brown eyes peasant features children
>"""upgrade"""

>>2903636
>>2903664
She's a crazy spic that can't stop having meltdowns on twitter

Trump buried him when he no sold him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2vJN3st5T4

Trump is lucky Cornette wasn't there to slap him

>>2903671
Or trying to run him over with her car or beating him

>>2903678

holy shit Ivanka used to look like that????????

>>2903378
He was already 17 year into his career at that point

>>2903431
Better than Roman Reins, John Cena, JBL and Big Show

>>2903341
No he was just too old. The guy was like 43 when he made the main roster. He also wasn't very good in the ring and also injury prone.

>>2903341
He lied about his age

>>2903671
Yes, but as long as he doesn't piss her off he'll have a crazy spin nymphette sex. Luck bastard.

>>2903341
Over the hill. The dude was a former Tough Enough contestant who got booted from the show when they found out he was 40.

>>2903518
What's his license say?

>>2906186
he was fresh so it didn't feel like it

>>2906186
>when they found out he was 40
30