NJPW G1 Climax 27 - Day 3 live thread

>>2902872
alternative: http://synchtube.ru/r/cozytube

Another 6:30am day, boy I love/hate japanese content

>Watching this while eating dinner

BASED

Based Naito making the white piggu get some cardio

EVILETTY
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>mfw G1 starts at 7:30pm nearly every day for me.

J U I C E
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JUICE EXPLOSION

"Whats wrong with Canada"

I, a leaf - will never fucking recover.

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>mfw loose explosion man somehow beats Naito

Why the fuck does Finlay have a tramp stamp

>>2902946
Honestly one of the worst looks going around right now.

Tanahashi needs to force him to hit the weights and get a clue.

>>2902947
He also needs to Take A Bump(tm) and Get Laid(r)

Finlay as a flabby fag

S A N A D A
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Is Sanada wearing a tank of himself getting water bottled?

>>2902947
He's got the same physique as his dad so he should just wear a singlet. he also needs a gimmick, maybe he should go to Mexico for a while.

BASED SHOOT FIGHTER
BASED YAKUZA DAD
BASED KAZE NI NARE
BASED LONELY WARRIOR

THE RETRO AESTHETIC OF CAMERA FLASHES AND SPILT BEER

I MISSED THIS

Based Taichi blowing the fuck out BUSHIT

"What a douche Taichi is!"

FUCK TAICHI

HALF THE PEOPLE HERE SHOULD BE WEARING MASKS

BASED COLOR COMMENTARY, BLOWING UP JAPAN FOR THE THIRD TIME

Will Tama Tonga ever get a major push?

Based Big Freakin' Architect Roman Rollins

Based Reigns and Rollins combined lookalike man

What's up with NJPW's version of Jojo?

Has anyone in the G1 Climax laid down for a stable mate?

Chase literally who Owens

Owens is ass

>>2902988
Actual G1 matches I don't remember so, tags it might've happened once or twice

RICOCHET/OSPREAY BTFO

"JIM CORNETTE IS ROLLING OVER IN HIS BED"

BASED

Tama Tonga has so much charisma and he barely has to say anything.

>>2902989
>>2902990
I don't get the hate, every large stable has a job guy.

>>2902996
Chase is great he's just had very few opportunities to it inside new japan, the Ishii match was good for what it was

>>2902996
Bullet Club has like 5 jobbers, Chase is the worst of them.

BASED ROMAN F-WORD ROLLINS

Tama Tonga is right, Omega only cares about The Elite.

HEY it's BIG Mike Elgin.

I dislike Elgin

>>2903024
BIG MIKE is a powerhouse, the Canadian Zangief with bench press record of 575 Lbs.

>>2902996

well taguchi japan is a group of face jobbers beside Tanahashi or Kushida

Literally anyone capable of benching over 500 would be able to do a suplex due to the proper movement on bench

Although it was clean as fuck

>>2903013
Kenny gets merch sales from the Elite because it's his copyright property. NJPW gives no one a merch cut from Bullet Club, not even the founder, Balor. In every shoot interview, the former BC members now in wwe complained about it.

"What are you a mark!?"

Elgin is gonna fucking break Okadas jaw tomorrow

>>2903040
Did one of those jabronis on english commentary say that?

One of the best entrance themes for a specific wrestlers. Goto's theme fit him better then a glove.

>>2903044
They had a three minute argument over how much heat one of them has

le no sound man

>>2903048
jesus christ, who are they trying to get over with?

>>2903050
Reddit and 4chan

>>2903048
listening now and this is terrible

good thing I only listen to English on the undercard

Don Callis is cringe sometimes.

Nagata is pissed. Woo, good match incoming!

Ha, damn kicks.

Think I just had a loose explosion lads

Nagata has fucking lats jesus christ, shame about the match though

Great match.
Good start for the tournament this night.

LE BARKING MAN

Based Nagata putting over all the other talent like Liger did in his last Super Juniors.

BITE U

>Makabe

Time for a piss break.

Makabe = Jeff Jarrett

>>2903089
Btw that BoSJ looked liked Liger booked it all. Never giving himself a win besides that awesome match with Taichi.

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time to play CGSS break

>Great collisions followed by slow old man elbow exchanges

Hardest thing to adjust to with NJPW, these slow elbow hits

boooooooooooooooooooo this man
boooooooooooooooooooo

HERE COMES OUR GUY

ZSJ

NEOLIBERALISM BTFO

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Your next IWGP Intercontinental Champion.

Is Ibushi the top or power bottom?

Our guy ZSJ

What the fuck was ZSJ trying to do there

tfw 3 days older than ZSJ

BASED ZSJ

"Some of the stuff [ZSJ] does makes your stomach turn." Ain't that the truth, Callis.

I would not want to wrestle this Zabre faggot for fear of catching second hand AIDS

ZSJ unironically has a fat ass compared to the rest of his body

damn that hold was sick

Stop being an asshole ZSJ!
BOOOOOOOO

>>2903146
As opposed to first hand aids?

>>2903153
I'm not a faggot, so I don't have first hand AIDS

>>2903156
You definitely post like one

zsj has a boner
i don't blame him

HE HITS HIM WITH THE BREXIT UPPERCUT

Who else /leftypol/ here?

>>2903160
Explain

>>2903161
Jesus christ he really does

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>>2903163

BBC

Big British Cock

>>2903161
I would have as well.

>ran into Ibushi's dick on purpose

>Pelvic thrusted tights to tights for no reason

This is the best gay porn I've ever seen.

I think I'm gay lads

Why are there so many fags in this thread?

Kota pretty much eating ZSJ's ass during that pin

>>2903182
Why even watch wrestling if you don't like sweaty men in underwear?

>>2903182
It's Ibushi. The things I would have done to the man. Or let him do to me.

6 starfish match

Based Fale

GO ASS

I hope Fale squashes this fuck

>>2903193
I hope Fale [nospoilersonasp]Stabs him twice in the back[/nospoilersonasp]

Fuck you Tanahashi, stop being a prick

Unimpressed old man in front row.

Zack Bolshevism Jr. lost kek

>>2903203
>just had sex with Ibushi
>lost

>>2903206
L O S T
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KEK FALE BTFO TOO SLOW TO GET BACK IN THE RING

GO ASS

Fale needs to fuckoff

>Three hugs
>Can't even get 1
Feels

GOAT THEME

Okay who ready forr Naitetty to get BTFO by the Head Hunter?

Fuck I hate loose explosion man

Big match YOSHI winning the G1 lads

get ready

le explosive bowels man

le shitter shattered man

>>2903229
>YOSHI winning the G1 lads
*UNSUBSCRIBES*

How do I get a Japanese NJPW watching gf

>>2903242
Walk around town with a NJPW shirt and the first asian girl that can lock eyes with you is the one you talk to

>>2903242
Better watch a YOSHI-HASHI t-shirt

>>2903246
i mean wear yo

FIGHT FOREVER
FIGHT FOREVER

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>>2902872
Relax, Naito's got this~~~

Please Naito I want you to win but it's also 9am and I want to go to bed

LE UPBEAT HEEL THEME

Match would have been better in the NXT arena honestly

"DON'T GET ELIMINATED!"

>>2903273
WHATS TETSUYA YESFOOT DOING IN THE NXT ZONE

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MOTN yes?

>>2903285
>yesfoot
kek

>>2903285
kek

>>2903288
Absolutely.