You get home and see this.. what would you do?

Buddy Murphy is a lucky guy

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>hello fresh

dropped

get out of my house

>>2901385
all the whore divas are taking pics in the kitchen with that same clothes all of them pretending they are cooking haha is just for a commercial

>>2901385
Tell her I really appreciate her making me dinner and pretend to enjoy her shitty cooking to make her happy. Then come up with an excuse to buy something at the store after dinner and go get myself some Zaxby's or something

>>2901389
him and the entire raw roster and they are way more beautiful girls everywhere

Perfect Waifu

>>2901394
Hello Fresh isn't even cooking its basically color by number for basic bitch white girls with too much money and not even talent

>>2901385
Tell her to make me a burger instead and then cuddle all night

>>2901385
Call the Gestapo and wait for assistance.

>>2901401
>cooking
>talent
Yikes

>>2901385
Rape
Torture
Rape
Kill
Rape
Get a clue
Hit the showers
Seek sunlight

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>>2901393
THIS IS A /BBB/ THREAD NOW NIGGAS

Put her feet in my mouth

>>2901423
BEAT THAT NIGGA ASS

>>2901402
This

>eco friendly bags

wtf I hate Alexa now

>5'0

>>2901385
Hug from behind, kiss her on the cheek pat her but and set the table.

I'm so lonely guys.

>>2901385
>take a shower
>get some nice comfy clothes on
>eat dinner
>help her wash the dishes
>go upstairs
>rub her feet
>cuddle while watching some Disney movie

>>2901385
Ask her why she ordered hello fresh, that's so expensive

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>>2901449
I feel you man

WHERES THE MEAT

>>2901449
Do something about it, anon.

Kill myself because life will literally never EVER get better than this.

>>2901452
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because she gets it free dumbshit

>>2901590
>not detecting the joke
It's okay bud I know sarcasm is hard for you.

tell her i've brought the meat

I ask her why there's food in the oven instead of her.

>>2901385
Call 911 immediately as the Kikes have obviously come to murder me

SHOW ME YOUR SOLES YOU FOOTSLUT

remove her socks and give her a foot rub

>>2901385
Ask her when American Tail 3 is coming out.

Grab her by the pussy and then rape her in a violent manner

>>2901385
Give it $3 in the hope that it will leave

Ask her if the dogs are in the enclosed pool area.

>>2901385
Wonder how my apartment turned into a mansion.

>>2901385

This dick ain't gonna suck itself honey

>>2901868
A-actually honey, I-i brought my friend over, and I was gonna have fun with him while you eat dinner.

That's okay right?

>>2901385
Sniff her farts, wonder why the layout of my house is different, eat her asshole, then kick her to the curb because I don't allow Jews or vegetables into my home.

>>2901385
Wake up.

>>2901385
Have you finished your essay yet little miss Bliss? We've only got two hours before your due at class.

>>2902612
Shit! I meant you're! I'm sorry little miss Bliss!!!

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>>2902612
>>2902615

>>2901385
Oy vey shlomit, we need more hummus for our falafels.