RUSEV GENERAL /machka/

>>2900998
>Is there anything he can't do?
Win against Cena on Sunday.
The haircut of doom killed based ruru.

How do I get a body like his?

>>2901026
He is swollen up with pure based energy

>>2900998
Cena, a part timer, will bury him again on Sunday 2bh

>>2901039
Yeah, great booking having him lose his first real match after an injury...

The WWE is such a shithouse,

Camel Clutch and submission finishers in general are super heel. What move should our guy adopt as his finisher for his upcoming face run?

>>2901063
Jackknife Powerbomb

>>2901063
Running superkick

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>>2901026
Eat big, and instead of bodybuilding gimmicks you do strongman shit like throw around kegs & sandbags + farmers walks

also do squats and deadlifts. do flies with car tires. that kind of shit

>>2900998
>Fucked Lana, her sister, and Nia on his boat
>Real jacked
>Handsome af

>>2901063
Bulgarian Jackhammer as taught to him by Bill Goldberg

>>2901077
Based
>>2901120
Fuck off

>>2901174
Sheamus skips leg day I see

>>2901196
Running superkick

>>2901187
haha because lana is gonna let him fuck his sister buy a brain you perv

>>2901213
All lets are tiny compared to Ruru's desu

>>2901187
>Fucked Lana, her sister, and Nia on his boat
You forgot Alexa, she was there with them

>Made Sheamus film it like the cuck he is.
>Ate Alexa's pet pig afterwards for protein

>>2901213
>skips leg day
You never worked out in your life

>>2901225
>haha because lana is gonna let him fuck his sister buy a brain you perv
>Clearly jealous that you're not getting Bulgarian cock while all of those fine ladies are.

>>2901228
You don't know a thing about me, spergy.

>>2901231
>Spergy
>browses /asp/
What did he mean by this

>>2901230
rusev is ugly as hell lol finn and seth are way better

>>2901241
>liking basic ugly manlets who are scrawny as shit and can't draw a dime

This is why you can only get nigger dick.

>>2901241
I keep telling you to get glasses. But nope dumb ditch whore will not listen.

Reminder that Based RuRu is the literal embodiment of the American Dream

>>2903551
So much this. The USA chants are a reflection of that.

>>2901213
He's standing next to a brick shithouse with tree trunk legs, my man. They gonna look micro

>>2900998
>Is there anything he can't do?
get a non-shit gimmick
turn babyface

>>2901174
>ywn get a stable with Cesaro, Rusev and Sheamus

>>2900998
>Is there anything he can't do?

Have great singles matches

>>2903914
He has great matches though wtf are you on?
Just because he doesn't do 50 flips doesn't make it a shit match

>>2903603
kek this is now my headcanon.

Well-played

>>2903914
That's not even true.