Live NJPW G1 Glimax 27 Day 2 thread

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GOATNADA
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I'm excited to follow this but god damn the website makes me want to cut my eyes out, fucking moonrunes, the EN button does nothing. Nothing!

B Block: Minoru Suzuki vs. Kenny Omega

Minoru Suzuki

B Block: SANADA vs. EVIL

EVIL
B Block: Kazuchika Okada vs. Toru Yano

Toru Yano

B Block: Michael Elgin vs. Tama Tonga

Michael Elgin
B Block: Satoshi Kojima vs. Juice Robinson

Satoshi Kojima

>>2899717
Fuck me, it broke my formatting. Fuck me!
So, again
Suzuki
EVIL
Yano
Elgin
Kojima

>>2899713
Same, I was gonna blow my money on the monthly subscription so I could watch the tournament but the site layout is really bad

>>2899721
I do it through twitter or through their English site. I hate using their Japanese one. I only log in there and then sswitch to english site and start streams from there.

>>2899700
airing here http://synchtube.ru/r/cozytube

Live links:

Japanese commentary: http://njpwworld.com/lp/l_live_115_2

English commentary: http://njpwworld.com/lp/l_enlive_115_2

Free on YouTube until the fourth match: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vbUWxk-QmE.

When does it start

>>2899774
Five minutes.

>>2899700
Damn, only two worthwhile matches. Hoping for SANADA and Suzuki to go over.

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We're live

>>2899778
>Ibushi & based Kawato vs ZSJ & El Desperado
>JUICE vs Bread Club
>Big Sexy SANADA vs EVVVVVVVILLLLLL
>Rainman vs DVDman
>6 STARS KENNY vs Kana Destroyer

Two? Don't know what show you're watching, mate.

>>2899729
>hang around g too long
>think everything is a botnet

i-i-is this a botnet?

HERE COMES ZACK BOLSHEVISM JR.

Who based noodle skinny man here?

>Camera man going in straight for them tiddies that coincidentally has logo on it

Zack trotsky jr is a fucking vegan

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>tfw internet has crapped itself this week so I can't watch the G1 ;_;

>>2899812
Would you like me to send you a vhs copy?

ZSJ/Ibushi live sex show when?

>>2899812
then how did you post this?
:yano:

Who else here /kingofdarkness/

>>2899813
Yes bring back the tape trading industry

>>2899818
I can phonepost on data but I ain't gonna stream with it

>>2899808
>zack trotsky jr.
KEK

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Just let my nigga Ibushi win

>>2899822
Don't copy that floppy my man

>people were mad with the G1 USA Special english commentary
This is far fucking worse.

>>2899827

It grows on you, kelly and callis are /comfy/

Reminder that BASED ZSJ is /leftypol/'s guy

>>2899827
>listening to the English commentary ever

Why?

>>2899828
Kelly is garbage, Cyrus is based though

>>2899828
I find that I can hate the heel commentary without actually hating the man behind it, unlike with JBL - where he's said so much dumb shit over the years I can't separate the character anymore

le censored international rights theme man

Based team Tiger's Mask, go Nagata! Ganbare!

do you think ibushi and zsj would enjoy grappling each other nude lol that'd be funny just asking for fun haha

le slitty eyes booker

>>2899837
zsj, ibushi, omega, and elgin....is this the gayest g1 ever?

>>2899840

Thats nip vince to you

>>2899843
Hiroshivince

>>2899842
>elgin
What? He is married to MsChif and has a kid.

>>2899842
I can imagine Nagata being glad this is his last G1. That story of him reacting to ZSJ sorta coming out to Shibata is hilarious.

Is Gedo elite?

>>2899848

What story?

>>2899847
worked

>>2899828
It's fucking cancer but I can understand why turddit loves it since they shill Bullet Club all day. Seriously, these guys mention Omega every single fucking match. And in Day 1 the main event had to be called by one guy because the other couldn't go because of his forced throat cancer voice.

>>2899827
Cyrus is legit better than JR & Josh put together.

>This no-nonsense referee

le barking man is pissed

TEH UNDERBAWS

meme club

rip announcer

rip anime announcer

>You will never have Tanahashi hair

GO ASS

>>2899856
Maybe in his dreams

Who's the Janetty out of Chase Owens and Bad Luck Fale?

Finlay would be a fucking beast if he laid off the Big Mac's

>It's like the John Cena half recovery time skit only instead of healing time it's more wrestling

>>2899873
Owens because he's a literally who?

>>2899873

Fale is main eventing wk, screencap this

>>2899873
Chase literally who Owens

>>2899851
>In one of them, Shibata recounts how, after their match, all the wrestlers were gathered in the hotel lobby and were going out for drinks. Shibata didn't drink much, but he was distracted because Zack Sabre Jr kept using his iPhone to say "I am gay" in Japanese, and then he was starting to wonder if ZSJ is actually gay. Yuji Nagata had apparently noticed it a bit too. Then Shibata said he didn't realize it at all, but then after she asks him if he means he didn't notice Zack was gay, he said that's wrong and mentions Zack's hairstyle but the text cuts off there.

>>2899873
Owens is a pure jobber
Fale is a jobber to the stars

>>2899879
"Siri, please tell me how to say I like sucking dick in nipponese or whatever my coworkers speak"

>>2899874
that shitty tattoo will probably hold him back as well

Chase 'Never drew a dime' Owens

Why doesn't finlay hit the weights?

He's like Chris Hero. Could have an amazing look if he just tried, instead looks like a fucking goof.

>>2899883
Literally tramp stamp tier

>>2899879
He does seem like the kind of bloke that would "jokingly" try to kiss his mates when he's plastered

Tanahashi should force Finlay to get a clue and hit the weights.

>>2899887
just a bit of banter innit

Being a fatty suits some wrestlers like Fale but Finlay just looks lazy

>>2899891

Fale is just old, ive seen him as a young lion and he was pretty lean

I'm about to have a loose explosion I think

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>>2899893
*Blocks your path*

N A I T O
A
I
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Whose /looseexplosion/ here?

I hate loose explosion man so much

>>2899891
Fale is a fat turd. Can't talk, can't wrestle.

I want yoshi hashi to have a career ending and possibly life threatening injury

Loose explosion man needs to go on a foreign excursion like Naito

"Easy Kid, Kayfabe"

These commentators

>>2899907

They know their demographic

>>2899907
Don Callis' more interested in getting himself (and Omega) over than the product.

And now a wrestler's court reference, boys I think I'm starting to like the English commentary.

>>2899909
They got me

is LIJ merch somewhat acceptable to wear

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>>2899915
Totally.

CODEBREAKER!

As much as I like Bullet Club, I couldn't wear one of their shirts.

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J U I C E
U
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C
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Who /Based Juice/ here?

Juice 'Bayley' Robinson

JOOSOOO

ROBINSOOOON

Piss break match

where can i watch the rest

>>2899925

Njpworld.com

Maybe you could buy a new bottle of water on the Dark Web

omg where are the divas

Juice BTFO

>>2899925
check entire thread

Who bread club here?

>tfw got home just in time for Juices music

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Who else /Taguchi Japan meme team/ here?

>>2899937

Unironically the fucking worst

What race is Juice?

Juice looks like a bigger Hornswoggle

I thought this match was going to be a sleeper but this second half has been enjoyable

BASED JUICE WINNING THE G1!

get ready lads

based our boi juicey

>>2899944
White boy with stupid hippie haircut.

BASED MUSCULAR AND ELITE JUICE

Youre the real bread man juice

Reminder that BASED JUICE wins the G1

>No NJPW female fans will ever laugh at your misfortune
Feels bad man

Wasn't expecting that, wow.

Good for Juice!

And thank you Kojima for putting Juice over so hard.

7 FUCKING YEARS

Based five foot manlet BIG MIKE coming through

Reminder that the person singing this is an edited Rocky Romero

I really don't like Michael Manlet Elgin

>550 lbs is supposed to be the impressive number on bench
After suffering from depression the last 6 months and finally getting back into the gym I'm still pushing 345 lbs on bench and I don't even get paid to be strong

L A M O A
A
M
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A

>>2899962
He likes pissing in hooker's mouths
Literally /ourmanlet/

>>2899943
Tanahashi and KUSHIDA are Based though.

fuck japs

Some good spittle got launched there

Based Tama Tonga

Fuckoff Elgin

I'm going to need a replay on that one

BIG MIKE BTFO

Who EVIL here?

uuu, this is going to be interesting

le shitty costume man

>These cute little nips going all in on Evil

Hope for fatties like me

God damn this shitty bell addition in his theme

Reminder that EVIL is the Jannetty

ALL WHITE SANADA

Hope he wins.

FUCK ME SANADA

>>2899700
WWE is better

>Sanada standing in the corner of a house party
>"My skull is cold"
>"Wish I was home straightening my mohawk"
>"Do they even notice how shiny my boots are?"

>>2899995
It's black vs white

YANO WINS G1

>>2900000
WHAT A WASET

>>2899999
JAPS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Damn Gedos really going all in on Sanada, white attire, flips and playing the baby

>camera man didn't sell the chair

Get him out

>>2900006
I really hope so

This is great.

>Darkness falls
>Banshee muzzle

This are some good ass move names

SANADA wins G1 PLEASE

BASED FUCKING MATCH BOTH GOATS

Is that his first Moonsault finish in New Japan? They really might be doing it

>>2900006

Yeah he looked like a total New Japan babyface star here. Wonder if his LiJ days are numbered.

Sanada is an athletic freak. What a match.

THE REAL MVP HAS ARRIVED

BUY MY DVD

what matches have already happned

Based Jado

>Jado and Gedo on the outside

This is going to be a fun clusterfuck

>>2900038

Juice beat Kojima, Tonga beat Elgin and Sanada beat EVIL. No intermission so the show's going quickly.

Time to die Okada

...is this Fukawara Mask IRL?

>>2900040
>that one time Jado won the New Japan Rumble just so he could sleep with that QT as fuck singer

Based Jado.

boooooooooooooooooooooo

>>2900051
Basically but Yano has a higher power level. He can pin anyone.

>Yano turning Okada heel

This is why he can never be the true ace.

Amazing, fucking amazing

Based Yano working Okada into a shoot

This match is infinitely funnier than anything WWE has tried in years

>>2900060
Interesting.

FUCK ME that countout. They got me.

So... today. I have not got 1 fucking match correct. Suzuki, save me!

Good job good effort Yano-san.

Based Okada doesn't want to give 30k yen to cure cancer

>>2900072

Same position, im afraid kenny has my back. Only one of us will be winless

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>>2899700

that match is making me hype for Y-T-R vs. Omega!

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Based

CHANGE

THE

WORLD

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Time for based Suzuki

BASED KAZE NI NARE MAN

>tfw you will never single out a pretty Japanese fan and make her day by merely acknowledging her
>tfw you will never be a lonely warrior tonight

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>>2900084
Delete this

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>>2900084
>tfw you will never be a lonely warrior tonight

>>2900076
Yeah, weird. I am smelling draw. From the start,

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Based Lonely Warrior tonight

Top 10 anime battles of all time

A lonely warrior disciplines his kid

that failed jump on baricade was awesomely scary and well done. hose me! more

A Kenny Omega level extinction event

>KENNYYYYYY~~~~~ !!!

listen to all of those NJPW fangirls.

one... leg... that sell

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>All these fangirls
>Goes home with QT Ibushi instead

BASED

Based kenny stealing seths knee gimmick
Based kenny stealing seths nudes gimmick

Based TAICHI

That fucking Fale

THE THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY POUND NEW ZEALANDER

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

KENNEH OMEHGA
COME OHN
COME OHN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHWmOEVd63E

APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES FROM NOW CONFIRMED

>Suzuki going full Pancrase mode

Fucking glorious.

Goodness gracious!

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>>2900129

GOAT match

APPLEDOUGH

.... so Minoru. You failed me.

But match was awesome. Really good. But there is something more they can give.

Minoru is eating V triggers right now...holy shit this is awesome

kenny wins! is this what its like to have a babyface you care about?

WrestleKino

And further more

And further more

And further more

Great show. Evil v Sanada was my motn.

pretty moved by the crowd's love for Kenny desu

isn't Kenny's contract up in the next year? Gedo won't give him the title until he re-signs.

>>2900145
Yes. This is what it feels like to pour your emotions into someone and then they return them back to you amplified.

I've had this with finals of BoSJ. I cried during the match, because I wanted Will to win so so much and the way he conveys pain is just on the point for me. I was spent after that match. I was tired and felt drained.

That is what good wrestling is.

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>>2900163
>Will
>Crying
Kek, Stupid mark.
Also, it was beyond obvious Kushida was winning the BOSJ for months before it even happened

>>2900162

meltz says he is staying through 2019
but ya know uhm plans change so take it with a grain of salt

>>2900162
Yeah I think so. I think Kenny played everyone this January and worked Meltzer and other people. I think he signed 2 years contract in January 2016 so his contract should be up on 4/1 2018.

Same time as Young Bucks with ROH.

>>2900167
Yes, I am mark. I don't care. I loved the match, it is match of the year for me. The best thing I saw.
The way Ospreay wrestles and how he sells and evrything else, it's just exactly what I want.

Him and KUSHIDA (eventho I was going in being pretty sure KUSHIDA will win) was everything I want from pro-wrestling.

>>2900145

I think the great thing about New Japan is that you can have your favourite guy and enjoy him. You know the top guys are Okada, Tanahashi and now Kenny but I've never felt like I was being shit on for loving Honma and Ishii. WWE tries to actively fuck over people if their talent get fans without permission.

>>2900177

Ive been /kingofdarkness/ since last years g1 and i havent had any reason to give up on him yet, especially after tonight

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Reminder that BIG DIMES KITAMURA will literally and unironically be top guy soon

>>2900183
JAPPED

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>>2900183
Gross