*Blocks your path*
eats ass
>>2899297
c-can you p-pls step aside? i'm in a h-hurry to get home and watch n-n-n-new japan g1 c-climax..
>>2899297
She did the *I'm watching you* thing at me, while smiling. True story.
continues walking over this midget
>>2899297
*STIFF ARM TO THE FACE*
*Keep walking*
>>2899300
>>2899297
*cums on your face*
Say, "does it smell good in here, or did you just fart?"
Enjoy her look of disgust, and confusion.
>>2899310
Did you make cummies?
>>2899297
*Declines you marriage proposal*
*powerbombs her through table*
>>2899297
someone post the nazi pic
>>2899310
is this a meme, or do you unironically keep posting it everytime she comes up
>>2899406
It actually happened, and I realized it has meme potential. That's the backstory.
>>2899363
In that exact moment? Nah. I did pull a fap-a-roonie to her many times though [.S Lexi is for sexuals ;)
>>2899423
*P.S*
>Why do you guys make so many threads about me? Won't your girlfriends be jealous?
>>2899420
word
>>2899375
>>2899375
This one?
>>2899443
>midget
>aryan
>>2899439
>>2899443
She's ours goyim. Now be sorry for your anti-semetic and gib me shekels
>>2899473
>>2899443
I want to hold Lexis hair in a ponytail while she chokes on my dick.
>>2899479
this is far too well done
>>2899512
Besides oy vey being spelled wrong
>>2899443
>tfw no ubermensch princess gf
>>2899297
*unzip dick*
>>2899297
>*rapes*
>>2899479
Oy Vey! Nice try goy, but we don't need to have one of our people display their Jewish pride, but please continue to believe she is a white Christian. But thats ok, she will be burying the whole womens division and draw more shekels.
>>2899297
*cum on her face*
W-w-would you like to wipe your feet on my f-face, ma'am
>>2899308
>c-can you p-pls step aside? i'm in a h-hurry to get home and watch n-n-n-new japan g1 c-climax..
"you too anon? How about you come watch at my place".
>>2899297
*Rapes her ass
>>2899297
What a Jewy Kikeburger
>>2899297
*assumes submissive slave position by dropping to knees, putting hands behind back, look down at the floor*
"Hello, Mistress Alexa, how can your slave serve you today?"