Absolute waifu

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>>2898609
>Not pure anymore

>>2898614
shane is playing pirate ship though

>>2898614
REEEEEEEEEE

>>2898619
>>2898627
Should we bully Thorne when he streams?.

>>2898614
BLEACHED

>>2898637
I'm sure she'll get a little color in her soon enough.

>>2898631
We need to get him fired ASAP.

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>>2898644
Based Pirate Princess doesn't like niggers.

>>2898651
That's what all the whitebois say. She'll be tasting the chocolate in no time.

Where can I get a good Kairi shirt? All the ones on Stardom site are bad.

>>2898649
I support him in his quest to slay all asian puss.

>>2898698
Wait until she gets her official WWE merch.

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>>2898684
This. More and more azn women are rebelling against their strict fathers and patriarchal upbringing by having sex with Black men. It's a huge cultural phenomenon. Did you know pure blooded Japanese people will be extinct in 100 years? Japan is getting Blacked.

>>2898684
>>2898712
Back to /pol/ faggots.

>>2898651
Japs find niggers sexy.

>>2898609
Ugly chink still better than fatgooka.

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>>2898784
>Ugly

>>2898784
Chink is a derogatory term for Chinese
Gook is a derogatory term for Korean
She's neither

>>2898817
>implying there's a difference between those flat-faced bug people

>>2898839
>flat-faced bug people
yes there is, now back to /pol/

>>2898850
>is clearly from /pol/
>accuses someone of living in a basement

>>2898851
I'm not from /pol/ ya pinhead. /pol/ loves chinks ya dweeb.

>>2898614
This fag is streaming PUBG now go and snipe him.

>ya pinhead
>ya dweeb
>gooks
>chinks
the sad state of this pleb literally using the same insults

>>2898867
>uses the word pleb
cringe

>>2898872
>uses the word dweeb on an anime imageboard
can't get more cringy than this

>>2898876
>/asp/ - Alternative Sports & Wrestling
>anime
pick one ya rube

Please stop shitting up the beautiful waifu thread with try-hard Carter garbage.

>>2898885
4chan was literally created because of anime and it was created by a weeaboo
tho a newfag won't know this

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io vs kairi will be the best women's matches in wwe history, prove me wrong

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based /pol/ working you weeb faggots out of your own threads

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>>2898903
Easy

>>2898893
lol ok grandpa

>>2898903
Io/Asuka will be better from a wrestling standpoint
Kairi/Asuka will be better from a story standpoint because of the classic underdog vs monster heel dynamic

>>2898903
Implying one of them won't be forced into retirement before it happens. With Kairi's concussions and Io's neck it's just a matter of time

>>2898928
Reminder that Kairi passed ALL the tests in WWE.

>>2898851
/pol/ considers bug people "honorary whites" ya dingus.

>>2898857
now how would you know that without being at /pol/?

>>2899169
KEK

>>2899150

is she jelly of girl's with ass?

>>2899186

-'

>>2898614
I thought Thorne was married. Either way stay the fuck away from my waifu.

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>>2899186
she kept doing taguchi moves so she was working over the ass

>>2899169
>>2899150
>>2898609
>>2899193

how fucked is Bayley?

>>2899210
Fucked a long time ago

>>2898609
Someone uploaded lewd pics of Kairi in one of here general threads weeks ago. Did any save them?

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>>2899169
Kairi trying to kill the Queens Quest angle with nonsense comedy was something else

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>>2898614
Somebody make a JOSHI SMASHER WAW style graphic for Shane plz.

>>2899193
Hiromi a cute

>>2899252
>>2899252
Because she is goofy person. Her aftermatch promos when she was having coarse voice from all the screaming in pain she does in her matches are awesome.

And she is awesome when she is getting killed by people. There is no other wrestler that can pull me into their suffering as she can (without being cut and pierced by dozens of sharp objects).

>>2898614
Calm down mate, they know eachother from their time in NOAH.

>>2899815
Are they a thing or nah?

>>2900301
He is a thing with every joshi wrestler.

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>>2899278

>>2900445
kek

>>2898631
>>2898649
>Shane "Fuck Your Dreams, Fuck Your Laifu, I Went and Fucked Your Waifu" Thorne

>>2900445
based anon

>>2900465
That is... pretty great. I would go and spam his channel with that.

>>2898631
100% yes

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I want to marry Kairi!

>>2900535
cute smile

>>2900535
cringe

>>2898644
Please only project your insecurities on r9k or pol

>>2900445

LMAO someone send this to him

>>2900445
Where is the proof of his yellow fever?

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>>2900712
He's been thirsting Kairi, Io and other Joshi's for years on twitter.

Go back to /a/ you fucking dweebs

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>>2900732

>>2900712
lurk moar summerfag

>>2900790
I've been here every single day for years

>>2900535
tried to watch this without smiling. could not.

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>ywn harpoon a whale with Kairi

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I like spooky waifus.

If only WWE let her be spooky again.

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>>2901035
Those eyes.

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>Better waifu
>Better wrestler
Based

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>>2901848

>>2901872
TRANQUILO'D

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>>2901879

>>2901891
RAINMADE

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>>2901898

>>2901848
Kairi is cuter

>>2901048
I think she's going to use paint at least once before leaving NXT. Either in Brooklyn or for her last match, hopefully against Kairi.

>>2901900
KAZE NI NARED

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>>2901928
>>2901848
Io has a better body but Kairi is more cute overall.

>>2901928
Kairi is cute, but Io is a semen demon.

>>2899189
Where did you get that?.

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>calling 3D a waifu
/asp/ 2017

People like her always remind me that asians are hot until they open their mouth and you see their fucking maws of a teeth

>>2902294
YUM

>>2898609
this

>>2902575
Does she squeal when you fuck her, like those JAV actresses?

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>>2898903

Was Mio Shirai a decent wrestler or was she just some gravure slag?

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Io to WWE
Kairi to WWE

So glad based WWE didn't sign the ugly one.

>>2904246
Io > Mayu >>>>>>> Kairi

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>>2902294
>WWE forcing her to tone up and look like all the other masculine hardbody tranny skanks on the main roster

FUCK OFF! SOFTER IS FEMININE! SOFTER IS CUTER! STOP TRYING TO MAKE HER LOOK LIKE A GUY!

>>2904237
Mio was alright.

>>2904275
>>2904237
Yeah, she wasn't bad, she wasn't lighting world on fire either. She is a good actress, so her character stuff was much more better then her wrestling.
She was over because Triple Tails were great team and she used that to stay over.
Tho her singles match against Io was really good, because of their history together and them knowing each other enough to put together great match. Look it up, it still should be either on youtube or dailymotion.

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>I will never have a Paireito Purinsesu gf
This feel actually hurts, bros.

>>2902294
>YA SEE, KAIRI-UH
>THE THING IS-UH
>IF YOU WANNA SUCCEED IN THIS INDUSTRY-UH
>IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT IN WWE-UH
>YA GOTTA GET BIG-UH
>YA GOTTA PUT ON MASS-UH
>LIKE STEPHANIE-UH
>OR CHYNA-UH

>>2904272
She'll have a bigger clit than your dick after Vince and Hunter are through with her.

>>2904272
>current nxt women's champion is a fat tub of lard
They're not forcing her to do anything. She wants it to be this way

>>2904280
To compare them to the Shield:

Kana/Asuka = Roman Reigns
>Got over huge early on for being a tough motherfucker
>Now getting a huge push by WWE management
Io Shirai = Seth Rollins
>Was the one who left the stable to go solo
>Incredible worker with a bit of a spot monkey problem
Mio Shirai = Dean Ambrose
>Wasn't the best, but never was terrible because her character was loved
>Now retired and the only one who never reached WWE

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>>2904367
>not wanting to clean Asukas-sama's sweaty post-match pussy with your tongue
confirmed battyboi

>>2904382
The weirdest part is... if she stayed in the scene for a little longer, she would have gotten to WWE now. She would have been part of Mae Young Classic for sure.
They got only Kairi, because Lo fucked up her neck so bad doing her final days in Stardom. And they haven't got any other Japanese girl in. They wanted someone form Seadlining but their lesbian sugar mama has them locked in with contract. And maybe they were scared being seen as disloyal if they weren't signed by WWE. Big black mark for you in Japan, if you are disloyal.
And I guess Meiko wouldn't have come to job to some bad wrestler in tournament she wouldn't be winning. Maybe she'd come to wrestle Asuka, Becky, Sasha or Charlotte, she wouldn't have a problem putting them over. But someone who she wouldn't have even let into her dojo? Nope.

>>2904434
>They only got Kairi, because Lo fucked up her neck
Didn't Kairi sign her deal before it was discovered that Io injured her neck?
I'm pretty sure both Io and Kairi were offered long term deals at the same time and would both have been showcased in the MYC

>>2904382
Besides Asuka having way more charisma than Roman, this is pretty accurate.

Technical ability: Io > Asuka > Mio
Personality: Asuka > Mio > Io

>>2904459
I think they locked up Kairi right away, but Io went to PC (she was even on wwe.com before they deleted her pictures) during some tryouts. One of the pictures were her running with Delilah Doom in her arms. They also had a little blib about her in a post written about these tryouts. She was the biggest indie star there at the time. I don't think wwe.com staff knew it was supposed to be a secret.
I think they needed to convince her they will give her money and great facility and respect she deserves (in her eyes). She is reportedly pretty headstrong and confident in herself. And she has a right to be.
So when she was there, they did medicals for her and discovered she needs to do something about her injuries, they are deathly afraid of someone suffering some crippling injury. Not every bad PR is "good" PR.

>>2904459
Io was unlikely to be in the tournament no matter what because she still had dates to work that would cut it very close

>>2904498
I always thought she'd be in Brooklyn Takeover crowd, same as Asuka was 2 years ago.

There is a good symbolism in that.

>>2902294
That photo was made in Japan a while ago. She didnt look that fit in the MYC tappings.

>>2904502
Adam Cole will be shown in the crowd at Takeover Brooklyn. Shirai maybe too depending on how fucked her neck is. If she's out a while, no point introducing her yet til she's closer to being able to go.

>>2904382
>thinking based Mio would want to wrestle shitty fitness models in America
She's got a kid now anyways, hopefully she goes back to being a ref when the kids older

>>2904524
And now we look to Meltzer report:
"Her neck is really bad."

And we ask ourselves where did he get the info. If he got it straight from medical staff, trainers in PC and/or HHH that means she won't be and she isn't coming till at least Survivor series Takeover.

If he got it from Japan (meaning straight from Rossy or some of his stooges) it's untrue and she can be on NXT TV in 2 months. Same with the first reports about Kairi and Io signing, at first he said "They both signed" but then retracted and went on record saying it's not true.

I think partly this decision was made by him to either protect Rossy's business, so people still go to Stardom shows or the promotion itself (which he views as good source for some reason) claimed they are not signed.

>>2904524
I don't think any of the new women will be in the Takeover crowd. It's much more likely that whoever is NXT women's champion on September 12th (hopefully Asuka) will be in the crowd for the MYC finals

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9KAr2qSI-w

Kairi is the last one

>>2904237
She's the Jannetty of Triple Tails even though everyone used to think she's better than Io. Still a good wrestler but not even remotely as good as her sister.

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i hope they push kairi and io as hard as asuka just to make everyone mad

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>>2904863
>all these elite japanese female wrestlers
>better athletes
>better wrestlers
>more attractive

how can white women even compete?

>>2904886
>slav squat
HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG!
>ding-dong diddlybust.jpeg

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>>2904647
>i am mia yim and i am from south korea

can this blazian even speak korean?

>>2904863
Kairi will be a jobber and Bayley 2.0 on RAM

>>2905069
Bayley was given the ball but her ring work is too boring and sawft to keep her over outside of the Full Sail Memeversity bubble
Ho-chan would have beat the glitter out of Lexi with that kendo stick desu

>>2904246
my fucking eyes!!!
BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!

>>2905124
Bayley's ring work had nothing to do with her burial. Vince just doesn't understand what made her popular and thinks underdogs should be pathetic geeks. Kairi won't escape the same fate. You don't get a big push in the women's division without blonde hair and blue eyes or a famous relative.

>>2904886
C U T E
U
T
E

>>2905145
plz no bully Mayu-san

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Mayu haters GET OUT. She was A CUTE in Lucha Underground. And is a SUPERIOR wrestler to Kairi Hojo, who got BTFO by Pentagon.

>>2905260
This. Her dragon suplexes are GOAT.

>>2905164
I don't agree Bayley was buried. She was given a platform, she just sucks. Ok some of the writing was horrible, but she sucks independently of the writing.
It's not a Sami Zayn situation where he's given shitty writing but people can see he's a talented performer so he remains popular. Bayley was given shitty writing but people aren't really rooting for her as much because it's become obvious that she's not that talented anyway.
IMO Becky is a much better comp for Kairi than Bayley
>Incomprehensible English
>Face not shaped like a foot
>Can actually wrestle a bit
>Not devoid of charisma

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>>2905069
>Better wrestler
>Better promos (Kairi is very good with the mic in her main language)
>Better looking for a pure babyface.

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>>2905410
>he thinks workrate matters at all in the women's division
>he thinks a nip will be pushed over white blondes

>>2905449
>Unattractive spic Bayley given prominent spot
>Nattie basically a jobber
>Lana literally a jobber who gets squashed by fellow non-wrestler
>Summer Rae can't get on TV
>Emma actually buried

>>2904246
BMWTS

>>2904647
Absolutely adorable

Kairi is soooo cute

>>2898609
what's the deal with the captain gimmick?

>>2906526
It is cute as fuck and will get over. Also IRL she is a competitive yachtsman

>>2906526
Wrestlers need some kind of "gimmick" even if it's just some nickname or attire.

>>2906526
It's a theme; not a gimmick.

>>2899278
>special_needs_kid.jpg

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>>2904863
battle of the thighs

>>2900535

Every single current WWE woman is utterly fucked, especially Asuka.

>>2906971
TRANQUILOE'D

>>2907212
The delusion of weebs