Is Jilded Kenny the cutest Kenny?

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>ywn be a handsome Japanese twink
>ywn team up with Kenny Omega to form one of the best technically gifted tag teams of all time composing of two incredible workers
>ywn engage in passionate gay sex with Kenny Omega behind closed doors
>ywn fuck him so well he remains bitter and holds animosity towards you when you eventually leave him in Japan to partake in a cruiserweight tournament in another continent spearheaded by some literally who with a big nose
>ywn waltz right back into your ex, kenny omega's company whenever you please, wrestle as long and wherever you want and have the authority to call all your own shots as an independent contractor
>ywn have your cute ex-boyfriend respond to your mere presence, throwing a cute little mental tantrum just sharing a room with you, the way Kenny reacts to Kota in this gif
>ywn have Kenny Omega look at you, a combination of horniness, anger, bitterness and sexual frustration blatantly written on his face while you stand up to give a speech
>ywn have a cute alpha male, wrapped around your finger the way Kota owns Kenny

Why the fuck are we even alive, bros? Just to suffer? What's the point of life?