Smackdown Game Thread #3

>gay cops
Finally, one more segment till I can turn it off

1st for Ghost Aliens

GAY COPS EDITION

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so did anyone here fap to male wrestlers?
don't lie, I know at least one of you is a faggot

>/fa/sion /x/ files
We truly live in the end of the golden age of WWE before Vince break them up too

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this has been shit. im out

KAIRI A CUTIE

>apparently WWE is now the wine cooler demo

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>post yfw its already 930

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>>2894753

>>2894747
YOU'RE GONNA MISS GAY COPS

>>2894747

>being out during the section of the show that won't be shit

Nigga GAYCOPS incoming. I agree this episode has been complete and utter shit though.

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>>2894753

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>>2894747
>leaving before Based Gay Cops
No one is going to miss you anyways.

Who here /ghostaliens/?

Kairi is a srs qt with a beautiful smile. I'm becoming a believer. Asuka is losing her waifu status.

Okay, Naomi or Renee?

>say gay cops is next
>force us to watch ANOTHER women's segment

>>2894727
Wtf this isn't gay cops, cucked me again Vincent

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>>2894747
BYE BYE FAGGOT

>>2894727
Kairi is fucking cute

>>2894770
Renee because I respect based Usos too much to step out on them

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Should I stop shitposting and actually watch gay detectives?

>>2894781
Yes

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>>2894781
Yes

Smackdown already won

poor Renee getting kicked off everything

G A Y C O P S
A
Y
C
O
P
S

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>Satellite shit on me during the Naomi shit but back just in time for X-Files kino

The puns are on point as usual

>10 second in and already made me laugh

HERE
WE
GO

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>>2894770
That is not a hard question anon.

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SMACK SAVED

Gay Cops, finally.

>muldango

I already love this.

>I want to Bo-lieve
What did they mean why this ?

R-TRUTH IS OUT THERE

I WANT TO BO-LIEVE

Fucking kek

BASED ARTISTE

KINO

>>2894753
6:30 here. Get fucked East coast fags

I WANT TO BO-LIEVE

MULDANGO

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>MAX MOON

ok you guys were right, glad i stuck around for this

>little green man
>no more Hornswaggle
shame

honestly the only good thing about smackdown is gaycops

>Max Moon

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!?

Literally the only reason to watch Smack

LEL

>Open box

That's some shitty delivery

This is fucking dumb. Cringe. We want wrestling.

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>/asp/, /fa/, /x/, AND /tv/ at the same time

THEY KILLED SASHA

Oh no they killed Sasha

>Max Moon
>Illuminati

SHUT IT DOWN I REPEAT SHUT IT DOWN

>Seven parody

Nice touch

>>2894822
Have sex.

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>>2894824

Rip Sasha

SASHA!

>>2894822
>Wrestling
>WWE

Wrong place pal

>>2894825
KEK

>>2894781
It's literally the only moment I stop shitposting

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SASHA IS DEAD

>>2894824
What an unholy shitposting alliance.

Okay seriously, who the fuck is it

why arent they the champs fuck the cholo usos

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>>2894822
>Someone ask for wrestling on WWE threads
>in the current year 2017
>after Kurt Angle found his long missing son Jason Jordan

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>>2894781
>>2894783
>>2894785
>>2894836
ok that was purty funny
ill youtube the rest and catch up when im comfy later

SHINY AND CHROME

>>2894838
Who else is even left in the tag team division? Rhyno and Slater, maybe? But I highly doubt it.

>>2894844

They are on raw now my dude

>>2894844

Slater and Rhyno are on RAM

>>2894844
They on raw now

>>2894844
I think they moved to Raw

>>2894727
If Vince ever gets rid of gay cops I'm actually switching to NJPW

>>2894844
The Colons

>>2894844
>>2894838
colons are going to come out in masks at battlegrounds

>>2894838
Is Nikki Cross done with Asuka yet?

Because my money is on Sanity

>>2894844
Could they bring someone from NXT?

Tag divisions in general are fucking scarce and they keep breaking teams like Enzo and Cass and golden truth

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Righto lads, who shall I bet on for the Rumble?

>>2894851
Fag cops are keeping this E-DRONE eating shit. Fucking kek

>>2894856
Obviously Trump

>>2894838
The Ascension

>>2894853
It's going to be a bunch of Sin Caras?

>>2894854
Boy I wish

>>2894860

I had no clue Rubio wrestled.

THEY DON'T

>>2894856

Kinda like Seff or Jean

Maybe bray

is drew gulak a based magapede like me!!!!?? upvoted praise kek haha

styles pyro didn't go off

they really are broke

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>>2894856
BROSKI
R
O
S
K
I

Yup
Yup

>>2894869
WANT NONE

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Shinskay!

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THEY

>>2894851
This desu
>>2894856
>Vin Diesel
>Donald Trump
Kek

When 205 die?

>>2894864

They were already ruled out, they're also busy with an Eddie Money concert.

>>2894874

You just reminded me Ryder hasn't shown up. This really has been a completely nothing episode apart from the GAYCOPS.

>hear shinsuke music
>fall asleep

>>2894838
SAnitY

>>2894856
50-0

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>building up to a crummy tag team match

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>>2894877

AJ and Nak tag champs FUCKING WHEN?

>>2894881

Gonna take off once ebzo and finn are there

>Friendly reminder last year they cut The Undertaker's promo short for the premiere of Shooter

>>2894856
>Obama more likely to win than Curtis Axel

this corbin run in is a lot like the games

Borin Snorbin

Big Breakfast Out Fucking Skilled

>>2894846
>>2894848
>>2894849
>>2894850
Oh shit I totally forgot they were on RAM. Then I literally have no clue.

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HEY DICEKAY

Based Corbin sparing us from that long ass entrance

Based Corbin and Owens saving us from Nakameme's long entrance

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Nothing Personnel Kid

>>2894891
It was the Undercarder, who cares?

>>2894903
This is why no one likes you Roman

>>2894903
This.

this fuckin spaz

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its a lowkey NJPW/TNA vs ROH/WWE tag match

>>2894844
I hope its the sea creature from southpaw regional and a fake banker for some true kino

>>2894891
Based Shooter

>>2894898
中村さん、黙れ

>>2894891
Is SHOOTER a good show?

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>>2894856

>Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel have even odds with Rhonda Rousey, ADR, Shaq and Jerry Lawler
>So does Johnny Mundo

I don't want to live on this earth anymore

>>2894854
Sanity is getting a tag title match at Takeover

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>*teleports behind you*
HEY SHINSUKE, NOTHING PERSONNEL KID

>>2894727
Apparently balor is still alive

>>2894922
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!

>>2894921
Really?

I thought Nikki had already Jannetty'd the rest of them

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Fine Smack

>>2894844
The Midas Stable

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how do I get a gf?

>>2894852
Didn't the Colons recently quit?

Corbin should tag team with Bo Dallas

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>yfw no chrisley knows best to teach you family values.

>>2894931

Be yourself

>>2894931
>kunfidence
>hair cut
>5 showers a day

>>2894931
get a Fedora

>>2894926

LOL seriously

I CAN COUNT

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>>2894931

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>>2894939

>LOL

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>>2894931

>>2894937

and don't forget to eat nothing but tendies & doritos and drink only mountain dew.

>the bear hug

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A believing heart is your magic to getting a gf.

So what are your guys home board?
mines
are /fit/ /x/ /ck/alch thread and I spent years on /pol/ but am currently detoxing

Man I really want Corbin and Owens to become an actual tag team now, they've got a good chemistry

>>2894950
Sheamus and Cesaro 2.0

>>2894950
but he's a lone wolf

DEEP SEX

>>2894950

Corbin is getting the little things better than most people give him credit for and KO is KO. I would love for them to be a tag team, but I feel like it would diminish the magic of the best friends...

>Nakamura is over they said

>>2894950
Fatass is pretty fun at tag team matches

Owens is comically fat

too fat to lift

>>2894953
Well Owens isn't a wolf so Baron would still be the only one

>>2894960

This is a truly accurate observation

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did they?

>>2894934
Truely dark times

>>2894965
WOLFED

1 minute warning!

Wrestling sucks and is boring now.

A FUCKING COUNTDOWN TIMER

SHOOTER IN 60 SECONDS

>>2894949
/asp/, /his/, /v/, and /fa/ (lightly) these days. Changes all the time tho. Used to be a /fit/ and /tv/ guy. Still a /k/ommando and /g/entooman, but not as much as I used to be.

OH SHIT NOOOO IT'S HABBENING

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>2894965
Not with that hair.

Don Lemon time

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Rate this Smack.
7/10

>>2894891
>I WILL MAKE YOUR BUYRATES WILL REST IN *MRGLHRGLE-
>PREVIOUSLY ON SHOOTER

Shooter confimed not a draw.

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-1/10 Smack

literally nothing happened

>>2894983
6/10 good enough for a go home show, but not good for a smackdown show

>>2894983

2/10

That tag match was fine along with GAYCOPS, but the rest of the episode was complete garbage, felt like a compilation of the previous episodes with as much repeated junk happened.

Main event pretty decent and gaycops were kino as always, the rest was subpar

what the fuck shooter has shit writing .. nice lead track tho

This sucks, when's based Chrisley coming back bros?

>>2894983
Sabotaged/10

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>>2894995
never

who /princeali/ here?

>shooter
welp im done

>>2894983
1/10 Boring

>>2894982
Kys

>>2895001
I like Ali. He's a generic face but good at his role as generic face

>>2895000
Damn her tits are that big?

why does it feel like they're wrestling in slow motion?

>MOOSE-tafa Ali
Vic Joseph sucks

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>the glove doesn't fit.

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Im just here for Kairi.

Go and follow her on social media. Cute stuff.

Haha Drew is going for it again
The madman

Fly high Gulak.

Doesn't Rich have the same move?

>>2894727
>>2894776
>In October 2016, it was reported that Housako had been contacted and offered a WWE contract, starting in 2017. Reportedly, Housako had stated that she was interested in going to WWE, but had not made a final decision yet. There were also questions over whether she could pass the company's physical examination due to her two concussions during the past two years.[68] In March 2017, the Wrestling Observer Newsletter reported that Housako had signed a three-year contract with WWE.[55] Reportedly, Housako's contract with WWE was for $60,000 per year, which was less than she was making in Japan.[69]

Why would she take less money? Merchandise? Head injuries?

>>2895059
Probably not as many appearances or guarantee to not job

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>>2895059
free green card and to stalk her husbando

>>2895056
Rich Swann does a Phoenix Splash. They're both 450s, but the Phoenix Splash has a corkscrew in midair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Lf4hgJRkY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdgow_ixF7E

>>2895059
Steadier work, more exposure, higher professional ceiling. It's the same reason basketball players often jump to a different team for less money.

>>2895068
>>2895071

She was allowed to do the elbow. Things don't look good for Bayley.

I'm still surprised Noam came out of the break up the villain

>>2895087
Nah, she just uses a different elbow variation now. It's from the middle rope and it's more of a corkscrew.

who will watch the cruiseerwaits if smack talk is dead?

>>2895104
No one I guess
Which is a shame because I actually have grown fond of 205