Smackdown Game Thread #2

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benis

JUST

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talking smack

>>2894310
kek Mike Bennett is a jobber with a hot wife
Miz 1.1

>>2894310
mmmm, are they actually lesbos?

HAHAHHAHAHA Le bomb man buried

>>2894310
Having them wrestle for pretty much no reason on free TV is mind boggling. They're the one feud that would get even slight interest from the fans

SYRIAN REFUGEE BTFO

FALCON ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT

who's hyped for talking smack?

THIS IS THE GREATEST

GREATEST

Only based gaycops can save this show

Sami is wrestling like a heel right now just relentlessly beating on a weaker opponent

Was Kevin Owens right the whole time? Is Sami Zayn just a bully?

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>this nobody married Maria

Does this mean there's still hope for me guys?

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>>2894331
Screw you Vince. ;_;

Fuck does zayns pants say resist?

>starts a charity
>gets buried
Based WWE keeping Islam in check

The guy who challenges Kevin Owens and Braun Strowman loses to a jobber

This is Vince's reaction to #SamiForSyria

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>Mike Kanellis
He took her last name

SAMI ZAYN THE ULTIMATE JOBBER

I'm gonna call that finisher the Thrill of the Cunt

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>the Republic of Smack

>>2894362

GREATEST LOVE CONFIRMED SAVIOR

BABY ALL OF THESE THINGS

>>2894362
>>2894361
kek

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>>2894362

Love>Allah

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BABY ALL OF THESE THINGS
BABY WHO I AM
BABY ALL OF THESE THINGS
BABY WHO I AM
BABY ALL OF THESE THINGS
BABY WHO I AM
BABY ALL OF THESE THINGS
BABY WHO I AM
BABY ALL OF THESE THINGS
BABY WHO I AM
I WANT YOU TO KNOW

>>2894362
SAVE US

THE GREATEST LOVE CANNOT BE BROKEN

Is ram better now?

Well now we know how every kannellis match from now on will be as WWE loves the "female valet bodyblock into sucker punch finisher"

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>>2894310
>having a married couple have a match with each other on live TV

So, they basically spoiled what could have been one of the few interesting things they could have done with the women's match at battleground?

Becky and Charles teaming up and then have one turn on the other during the match for the pin would have been neat. Now, who cares? They're already having a match

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>Still no new leaks

>>2894377
You're here 24/7. Sad!

>>2894354

There's more words running in a line, it's a lyric to some song he likes.

>>2894362
Thank you savior

>>2894383
I hope the Corbin masturbation pics are real

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>>2894354
Because literally hitler

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>>2894383
ive been edging since last nights ram thread waiting for paiges HD up close butthole shit
>the butthole
The thinking man's fetish

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>>2894368
>>2894370
>>2894371
>>2894377
>>2894388
Consider the WWE and this tread along with these posters saved! Kek wills it!

JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

BRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>2894366
Nakamura used it mid match in NJPW. Gran Metallik used it too.

BIG MATCH JOHN

>>2894393
Those pictures were proven fake. It's some pornstar

BRUUUUUUURRURURURURUUUP

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>2894391
Lol someone said awhile back he changed the color of his tights to match antifa

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>>2894381
im ok with this

Look out. It's Serious Cena.

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BMJ
M
J

>>2894391
Germany was pretty comfy in 1936

>>2894407
can I get a link to that website? I don't remember what it was called

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>another cena loves the USA promo

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>>2894401
dam

IT'S TIME.

what does the black guy yell at the beginning of john cena's theme? Sounds like yabadabadoooo!@

>it's a John Cena has to namedrop the popular people for cheap pops

cena going to njpw when?

>>2894409
Plus the trains always ran on time.

>what will you remember

Cena vs Ruru for the 1,000 time

>>2894366
Underrated. Have a (you) anon

>>2894409
I'm pretty sure the degenerate NEETs who browse 4chins would probably be the first in the ovens

Is this the laziest booking of all time?

>>2894416
apple dough

BMJ burying the rest of the card. Jesus this prick is insufferable.

lol those obviously piped in cheers and chants

Cena just buried all the other matches
" what will you remember?"

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>>2894426
>>2894427

>>2894424
No, Becky vs Charles on free TV is lazier

>>2894427
John why do you hate yourself

how are all the happily married couples on wwe tv heels?

if they are faces they never talk about it on tv

>>2894427
Don't be so hard on yourself, MBJ

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>>2894410
Here you go anon.
https://m.photofunia.com/effects/retro-wave

I'm horny

>you aren't even going to remember most of this shitshow
Too true, John.

>>2894427
Self-deprecating BMJ working the smarks into a glorious frenzy

>>2894426
where?

>>2894422
That's a weird to type
>Dies slowly of disease because the ovens didn't exist

Based Cena squahing that strawman

>>2894427
Nice juxtaposition John

>>2894426
KEK

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>>2894430
what was Cena laughing at here?

what do bulgarians actually think of this shit?

>fuck drumpf and fuck white people

CENA NO

US FLAG BURRIED 0 POP

>>2894427
Hate when you make these nods to the kayfabe to appease the smarks, John.

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>>2894437
Post some /a/ss lads.

it's amazing how loud they cheer for the flag but immediately quiet down again so Cena can continue talking.

This entire show is fucking trash tonight

>>2894441
I'm guessing you were homeschooled

Are Cena's feud all the same shit

>>2894447
They're probably more worried about their third world shithole problems

>>2894447
they love cena. america is the cool kid of the world. everyone wants a piece.

>>2894447
doubt you'll find a bulgarian, i'm czech tho and i think this shit is funny and based, i'm literally chanting U S A right now

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>>2894454

Holy shit, this promo is pathetic.

>>2894461
Eat shit and die Vince

Outside of the zayn-anti zayn match, I wouldn't blame anyone if they were confused with this episode, thinking that it's a re-run.

This has to be the worst smackdown since the split

>>2894461
BASED Vince burying Eastern European shitters

>>2894461
BASED VINCE

What's America's problem with Bulgaria? It's a third world shithole. Or burgers are so retarded that they don't see the diference between Russia and Bulgaria?

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>>2894446
>>2894446

>tfw american but still will be rooting for ruru

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>>2894461
BRING BACK TALKING SMACK FOR FUCKER!!!

Have flag matches ever been good? Anytime someone does a promo jerking off America, it's always so cringe

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>>2894458

Pretty much, just substitute USA/Flag/X Championship/Wrestlemania and swap the opponent.

>Cena giving war history

>>2894461
Fuck you faggot I liked talking smack

NEVER FORGET

>>2894419
That was Italy

PLEASE END THIS PROMO

>that cheap patriotic promo

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this nigger john cena
yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn

BULGARIA CAUSED 9/11 CENA EXPOSED THE TRUTH

What is this Shit?

this shit has been longer than the angle segment last night.

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>>2894461
Vince you asshole.

it's fucking Alabama. No one there knows wtf Bulgaria is. Bulgarians don't even know. They are irrelevant. Why didnt they just keep Russev as Russian bad guy. Russia has crazy heat right now

>>2894473

To most Americans he may as well be talking about Latveria.

>I don't know that country, but it sounds like I should hate it.

>muh flag
I hope Rusev beats Cena and gives a speech about how flags are divisive shit and literally brainwash the proletariat into going against their own interests

CENA SHOOTING ON SAMI ZAYN

Anyone who talks in nothing but expressions and buzzwords should die a horrible death.

Cena's gimmick is he has been watching nothing but the history channel while recovering.

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>>2894454

YES! HANDSOME RURU

Based ruru

ISLAMI BURIED

>>2894473
It's especially funny that most of WWEs fan base is outside of the US

Ooo, they're going to have to burn that flag.

FLAG ON THE GROUND

FLAG ON THE GROUND

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>2894501

BRING BACK BAREFOOT RUSEV

FLAG ON FLOOR

The flag is on the floor I repeat the flag is on the floor

>rusev from out of the wwe universe.....

Ruru looks dapper with his haircut and beard

Why is Rusev still wearing his Russia trunks?

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>Rusev still putting BRUTE on his gear instead of HANDSOME

PROUD OF YOU JOHN

GO RURU! Keep playing it up to let us know how little you give a shit about this.

>Cena going to berry based RuRu again

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FLAG ON FLOOR P A N I C

haha Cena's bald spot

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>>2894525

>he's out
Cena is just chilling in that accolade, one of the stupidest holds

How long is this gonna go? Fuck

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>>2894527

Lana's a lucky woman

Make Cena eat the flag!

>>2894352
She's ugly and i bet you are ugly as well. Nah, you are to autistic to leave the house.

Lowkey some nice strength from Cena in lifting Rusev.

>>2894534
which one?

>>2894447
They're all smarks that like Cena and Rusev for their workrate but want Cena to turn heel

gaycops are our last hope to save this show

>>2894310
Why didn't Cena talk about Vietnam during his speech?

>>2894535
>to
wew

>>2894528

It's not a bald spot.

HANDSOME RUSSEV PUSH WHEN

>>2894544
kek

>>2894543
Fashion X-Files tonight, boys!

>>2894544
Don't want to trigger the burger veterans

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>Based Handsome Rusev going over on the go home show meaning that Cena is gonna rebury him

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HLA next!!!!!!!!

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God bless Rusev

Rusev has the most amazing flag wave.

>>2894544
A police action is not a war :^)

They wasted Rusev for months and Cena comes back they choose him to job.

Fucking pathetic

Hyped for Ultimate Surrender next

Chalres vs Becky
Alright guys I'm done see you Sunday

>>2894556
Based Pyceb

becky vs charlotte in a who looks more like a man match.

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>>2894544

>>2894567
delete this

>>2894568
delete this

Who shot the president?

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>>2894555
trips confirms

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when will he get the call up?

>>2894567
Charles beats the potato clean.

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Alright guys who should I put some money on??

>>2894576
BECKY WINS

>>2894576
DOOT DOOT

>>2894578
Bo is definitely the sleeper bet

>>2894574
never, will be released soon

>>2894576
I'm a big fan, Alexis Kaufman

>>2894578
Roman.

>>2894574
anyone else /fit/ here?
Natty?
I dont think so, there is some PED SARM action in there somewhere

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>>2894576

>>2894576
Not falling for your Jewish tricks Alexa

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>>2894576
>Jewish AND a Skeleton at the same time

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>>2894501

Cena as Ancient Aliens expert when?

>>2894578

>petition to change /asp/ to /SportsNovelties/

>>2894578
BELIEVE IN BO

>>2894586
>naming the jew

>>2894578
Heath. Jinder will retain through WM34. Drew will be NXT champ before the end of the year. Heath will complete the trifecta.

>>2894578
i'd probably go with 1- roman 2- cena 3- braun

>>2894587
That's the obvious pick. Have some fun

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>>2894568

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>>2894576
Sure, whatever you say (((stein)))

How do we save Rusev from burial since he's losing at Battleground?

I'd make him cut a promo inmediatly after his defeat about how he won't give up and will train harder to beat Cena, basically turn him into WWE's Rock Lee. Marks love Rock Lee.

>>2894578
Cena at 3-1 is printing money

HEY SHINSUKE

This is how they should do Nak, just like him speak in simple concise phrases

>>2894605
They seem to have him going nowhere in the company. It's useless to think otherwise

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>>2894578
Jeff?

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Pls save the WWE based Fashion Police

>Aj vs Nak
Gonna be lit

Shinsuke could really use some English lessons

>>2894578
Strowman looks like good value.

>>2894608
SAYONARA BAKA

This is a who cums first match, right?

>>2894613
>greatest anime duels of all time

>>2894613
Not in watered down WWE dude

Won't even come close to the Jap match

>>2894578
>Itami is more likely to be champ than Enzo
Based

How tf does Charlotte look so hot in her ring gear but terrible nude?

I feel like I'm the only one that realizes Charlotte has one of the manliest bodies in the WWE.
Her body (minus her tits) look more like a mans than most transwomen.

the peacock gear is the worst

>>2894605

Ignore it happening altogether like we're all going to and just have him go full charge in his shitting on Daniel Bryan and Shane O Mac like he was doing before.

>>2894628

You don't see her cross eye tits.

The legs on these women, jesus

>>2894629
I notice it too.

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>>2894631
>having this shit taste

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Natalya's Brazilian daughter angle when?

>>2894628
you're not actually attracted to women.

>>2894628
Because the boob job was shit

>>2894628
If anybody should get ass implants, it's Charles

She'd be ok after that

>>2894637
>That filename
>Not Ackshuarry

>Let's go Becky chants louder than let's go Charlotte chants

How the fuck is Becky still the most popular woman on smack? She's been buried for almost a year

>>2894634
Thank you. If its just a shot form the chest up, its fine. But her hips are just...wtf

>>2894544
Why Cena didn't talk about Korea, Irak and Irak again?

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>>2894628
Undeniably true

>>2894544
>>2894645

Because (((we))) got btfo

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>>2894638

>JBL making nat look like a retard on commentary
Bully JBL is best JBL

>>2894425
Obligatory answer.
>>2894416
But if you're serious about it, it's ...

ALPHA DAWWGGGGGG!!!!

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>>2894642
FUCK I HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

>>2894544
>I-it was only a P-proxy war

>>2894643
Based Becky is unburiable

>>2894649
if she got rid of that mole and gained 20lbs I might actually fap to her.

>>2894658
It's good enough, saved

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>>2894427

i'm cute

>>2894638
ok... who is ??

Naomi definitely can't see the television from the angle they perched her.

Shame we will never see a lesbian rapist story ever again
Then again, who is going to be raping who

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Is it time bros?

>>2894672
Yes you are

Tom said right on top of him
Charles is a man confirmed

Is Charles the rare example where when you see their nudes they instantly become unattractive?

>>2894677
No, Beato. It's never going to be time.

why doesn't becky do the pump handle rockbottom anymore?

>>2894675

Well Nicky Harper did come back pointlessly. Her doing the lesbo V again could certainly put her over.

I have to say. Not a pitfag, but Becky has some nice ones

How's Jason Jordan's moonsault game?

What a flop!

Why do these women run around the ring like they forgot cookies in the oven.

>that guy clearly trying to take creep shots

Lmao

WHAT, BECKY WON?

CHARLETTY

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i dont even watch wrestling. I have it up on my second screen and focus on shit posting.
I do this 80% of my day.

you jelly?

>the ref bails

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BECKY WINS CLEAN

Why is stamina coming out to Umaga’s old theme?

Wow she actually won a match

>Tamina

I love Nia Jax jr

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>>2894702
>mfw

CLEAN
L
E
A
N

So, other than Carmella, does any woman have anything going on?

Wait so Lana is now Tamina's valet?
I mean, sure?

>>2894310
Tamina isn't like most girls

This bitch can't even throw a kick without falling

Why is Ruru letting his wife get dominated by a lesbian?

Lana looking like a battered sex kitten is diamonds

Nigga picked his nose

>>2894702

Doesn't mean jack when they pull shenanigans immediately after so you instantly forget it. Same with Samson and the guitar last night, they took all the momentum of something interesting happening away with Bray popping up to say nothing for a few minutes.

Why couldn't they keep Lana as a valet like old school Mrs Elezibeth sensational sheiry

Why does WWE hate their WWF roots?

HERE WE GO LADS

G H O S T A L I E N S
A
Y

C
O
P
S

>>2894714
It's doesn't count if there's no penis

>>2894310
INCOMING GAY COPS

AWWWW YEAAAAAS

GAY COPS

>>2894727
>>2894727
>>2894727
>>2894727

BASED
GAY
COPS

>literally an hour and a half for something interesting to finally happen with AJ/Nak and GAYCOPS. This has been the worst SD in a while.

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>FASHION X-FILES

OK.

Dicks out fellas.

>>2894684
means that it happens without any problems or delays, or happens regularly.

>>2894723
they dont


thats why there's always some dull fuck always being pushed at the top

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>>2894717
Rewound to find the kid doing it, lost my shit because he tried doing it lowkey

O shit only half an hour left. RAM feels so much longer

>>2894714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W_qIgfK8T8

>>2894698
Get a job Carter

>>2894764
u mad wagecuck

>>2894714
Tamina said Ruru can watch but not join which is good enough for him

>>2894769
Lol I don't have a job either. Just saying you should do something more productive with your day you NEET.

GOAT

>Hornswoggle
>Illuminati
>Max Moon

SHUT IT DOWN

>>2894478
Rusev had a flag match against Swagger, and it was okay.

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gay cops segment sucked, battleground better deliver

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>>2894811
>>Hornswoggle
>>Illuminati
>>Max Moon

>H
>I
>M
>HIM

G...G....GUYS, IT'S HAPPENING!!!

>>2894788
ill kill myself in a few years worry not

>>2894422
>Implying Carter's fat ass could fit in an oven.

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anyone have old school 'diva' pics where you can see pubes? remember, back in the day, ladies did not shave.